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CelebritiesRe: Video: Yobo's Wife Adaeze Twerking Her Bum by Hembelembe: 5:03am On Jan 19, 2016
Daremee:
@Hembelembe.
Your grammatical errors are quite embarrassing
Check out:
'People like you're nothing but A pervert'

'Is that the only English you were THOUGHT in school'

My friend, you REALLY are a rank illiterate. No wonder you reason the way you do. From your ar$e. Agbaya Oshodi.
Olodo Omo ale. Go and tell that to Olamide. Morrafu.cker!
CelebritiesRe: Video: Yobo's Wife Adaeze Twerking Her Bum by Hembelembe: 4:58am On Jan 19, 2016
Jaquar456:
With a moniker like HEMBELEMBE you can only be a frustrated and more unfortunate, BRAINLESS rank illiterate.....or perhaps a relative of the subject of this post.......or the subject.
I'm not as jobless as you are. I can only reply your trash when I have the time so keep them coming.
Btw, is rank illiterate the only English language you just learnt? Most of your comments and replies though lol.... Jobless Bi.tch person.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Orders Nigeria Customs To Distribute Seized Items To Displaced Persons by Hembelembe: 8:58pm On Jan 17, 2016
This country and it's government sha, what you deprived the original owners to claim, now you want to channel it to ur brothers in IDP's to cut cost. They 're contraband for wailing!. Burn those items, Bury them, dispose them, they're not for human consumption. This is the highest corruption I have ever seen. A.P.thieves
CelebritiesRe: Video: Yobo's Wife Adaeze Twerking Her Bum by Hembelembe: 8:24pm On Jan 17, 2016
Jaquar456:
You are a rank illiterate.
who is this Bit$h person? Is that the only English you were thought in school? Pained Educated tout. Go n climb high tension for all I care. Olosh!
CelebritiesRe: Video: Yobo's Wife Adaeze Twerking Her Bum by Hembelembe: 5:24pm On Jan 17, 2016
Daremee:
May Almighty give you a wife who will parade her Nyah's before the whole world and shame you and your children. It is that time you can invite thunder into your household.
my friend Shatap dia, travel round and get exposed. People like you 're nothing but a pervert.
CelebritiesRe: Video: Yobo's Wife Adaeze Twerking Her Bum by Hembelembe: 11:45am On Jan 17, 2016
Some people sha, if na Amber rose or Kim K do am now, una go talk say E sexy. Shey na because she be Nigerian na why una dey call her married olosho? Thunder go fire una nyash dia
PoliticsRe: Photos: Goodluck Jonathan Is A Grandfather Again! by Hembelembe: 8:18pm On Jan 14, 2016
OgbeifunErom:
[b]Another child joins the ogogoro corruption empire in Otueke

I can see that Mama Piss is conspicuously missing. Oh I forgot, she is a childless fat woman.

What is the benefit if you steal all the monies meant for Nigerian children and you become barren and fruitless.

That Child will visit Jonathan in prison very soon.
[/b]Dem swear for you ni, where was ur father when Jonathan was d president? Ode olori buruku
AgricultureRe: 15 Great Ideas To Consider If You Are Going Into Agriculture by Hembelembe: 2:49pm On Jan 13, 2016
I love vegetable and fish farming but d issue am having is space.
PoliticsRe: Ali Redeploys 69 Comptrollers Of Customs by Hembelembe: 1:58pm On Jan 05, 2016
Owk








In other news #leavetrashfor.......?
RomanceRe: . by Hembelembe: 11:12pm On Dec 29, 2015
Can't view the sites, it not coming up.
BusinessRe: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by Hembelembe: 2:59pm On Dec 26, 2015
I suggest they move around n close down any filling station that sells above 87naira instead of telling people to be calling this numbers.
PoliticsRe: Senate Summons COAS Buratai Over Shiite Muslim Killings In Zaria by Hembelembe: 7:11am On Dec 21, 2015
Nigerian politicians and do you know "who I am" syndrome, I have come to understand 1thing, except people die or you go by protest, that's the only way one could be heard in this country.

I remember vividly when Gov. Tanko Almakura's aid assaulted a lady driving on their way.... They left d matter to die because there was no casualties, d lady did not get any justice.

Till d day everyman will b equal in d eyes of others... Till then... I reserve my comments.
FashionRe: Free Online Makeup And Gele Training by Hembelembe: 8:36pm On Dec 18, 2015
Seriously following
PoliticsRe: Nairaland Says No To Secessionists by Hembelembe: 5:21pm On Dec 10, 2015
Linda will be smiling #hissout
BusinessRe: Naira Drops To 251/dollar, External Reserves Now $29.7bn by Hembelembe: 8:50am On Dec 07, 2015
I mean BUHARI
BusinessRe: Naira Drops To 251/dollar, External Reserves Now $29.7bn by Hembelembe: 8:49am On Dec 07, 2015
Can someone pls tell me what d name binaries means?
In Igbo language it simply means... Change, failure,....
You can add yours undecided
PoliticsRe: Uwazurike Renames MASSOB To BIM - Biafra Independent Movement by Hembelembe: 8:34am On Dec 07, 2015
This uwazuruike man has been bribed to put confusion between d igbo's n ipob, where was he when d whole thing started? Now he wants to create BIM. I smell confusion.....
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fuel-Carrying Tanker Hits Shops In Calabar (Photos) by Hembelembe: 4:38pm On Dec 04, 2015
End time driver
CelebritiesRe: Adaeze Yobo, Her Mum & Sister Stylish At A Wedding In Lagos (Photos) by Hembelembe: 1:02pm On Nov 22, 2015
Ok, I noticed she's always taking pix in front of this particular door, doesn't she have any other spot apart from this same brown door? undecided
HealthRe: .... by Hembelembe: 5:00pm On Oct 22, 2015
Wash your face every morning and night with warm water,
get a lime and cut it into two
Rub it on d washed face every morning and night, see d wonders n thank me later.
RomanceRe: Photo Of Two Love-birds Kissing - Caption The Photo by Hembelembe: 9:24pm On Oct 21, 2015
Looks dirty.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Stepfather With Pestle Over Cake (Photo) by Hembelembe: 12:03pm On Oct 19, 2015
And the names are?...... undecided
PoliticsRe: Iara Oshiomhole Visits IDPs Camp Today,Donates N2m And Other Items To Them(Pics) by Hembelembe: 11:28pm On Sep 18, 2015
Political stunt, and y is she smiling? I thought she was in d mist of those mourning? Yeye
CelebritiesRe: Meet The Nigerian Celebrity Tailor Whose Dress Costs As Much As N700,000 (PHOTO) by Hembelembe: 10:35am On Sep 18, 2015
@op, pls does she have a fashion schoo? If yes, where in Lagos is it located and how much is for d training?.
HealthRe: 23 Benefits Of Lemon Water You Should Never Miss! by Hembelembe: 10:20am On Sep 18, 2015
@op, is it also recomendable for children below d age of 5?
PoliticsRe: Ezekwesili Knocks Al-makura Over Alleged Assault On Woman by Hembelembe: 12:24pm On Sep 16, 2015
Fool.ish man. The wife had once insulted me in a local salon in shendam road just because I came in and asked d stylist that I'll like to make same hairdo as hers. She was like "who is this rat"? I will never forget hhajia
CrimeRe: Travails Of Siblings Raped By Their Dad For 3years (photo) by Hembelembe: 7:53am On Sep 12, 2015
Just came to check the names and tribe undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Photo: This Power Generator Seller Has Started Seeing The Effect Of 'change' by Hembelembe: 10:27pm On Sep 04, 2015
We're still finding it difficult to get light here in Lafia. Total darkness here and their fixed bill keep coming
PhonesRe: Why I Will Never Use Tecno Phones Again (good Reason) by Hembelembe: 9:20am On Aug 30, 2015
Team HTC
PoliticsRe: ICC Investigates Oba Of Lagos For Anti-igbo Remarks by Hembelembe: 3:12pm On Aug 23, 2015
HungerBAD:
Laughing.
I'll just assume that you 're being too childish and hypocritical. ONUKU ODEKU!
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Lagos Prince, Others During Cult Initiation by Hembelembe: 12:12pm On Aug 21, 2015
Oily heads ndi yoloba
RomanceRe: Sex Will Make Your Relationship Stronger Only At The Appropriate Time by Hembelembe: 11:39pm On Aug 20, 2015
Everything about "Men" is =$3x

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