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booking a space, hot argument let me consult ombatse cult
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The Peoples Democratic Party has suspended the Rivers State governor, Rotimi Amaechi, from the party.

The PDP stated this after an emergency meeting of its National Working Committee on Monday.

Mr. Amaechi was recently elected chairman of the Nigeria Governors Forum against the wish of the PDP.

fayemi said Contrary to the rather bizarre position being canvassed by the pro-Jang group, we do not see any reason for us to demonstrate that we won the election. The results of the election, as announced by the electoral officer is clear on the victory of Governor Amaechi. Rushing to Abuja to create the impression of being the so-called authentic Governors’ Forum is not only CHILDISH but petty

HAPPY CHILDRENs DAY TO ALL THE CHILDISH GOVERNORS INCLUDING THEIR OGA AT THE TOP.

[quote author=Alxmyr]This kind of explanation don't fly in Nigeria especially on Nairaland.
They are used to bullies who talk without action.
A meeting that secure Nigeria as consensus nominee for UN General Assembly seat, a feat that Obasanjo and others in their much touted relationship with other Africa countries could not achieve.

mr ambassador for your info, Nigeria by virtue of been an independent state is a member of UN, hence she is a member of the general assembly. Nigeria was unanimously nominated for a seat as a non permanent member in the security council.

url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_election,_2009[/url]
Nigeria was expected to run unopposed for a 2010–11 seat, but unexpectedly faced competition from Sierra Leone.[1] Nigeria has already served thrice in the UNSC, while Sierra Leone served only once.[2] Sierra Leone did not contest the seat, however. Instead, Gabon ran for the second seat.

whoever this runaway ambassador may be, it is forbidden in UN charter for a member to seek re election immediately. and to all GEJ champions, permanent member seat is the main thing which I don't think the P5 are ready to enlarge at the moment. temporary seat is open to every dick and harry including Zimbabwe.

The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, governors have rejected the re-election of Gov. Chibuike Amaechi of Rivers State as Chairman of Nigeria Governors Forum, NGF.


Briefing newsmen after the election, the Chairman of PDP Governors Forum, Gov. Godswill Akpabio of Akwa-Ibom State described the election as a sham, saying they would only recognise Gov. Jonah Jang of Plataeu State as Chairman.

nice work by willy and all those that contributed. achebe is a man we in diaspora hold in high esteem. ndi Igbo are loosing their great sons and daughters. hope we the young ones can maintain this big shoes left by these men. I have some funnt observations.
1... its like it was turned into a political ceremony.
2... a woman wore ojukwu burial polo.
3.... the mobile police man was busy snaping the oyibo man on suit
4... all umuahians(govt college umuahia old boys) have white beards, I cant wait to have mine as am one.
DIKE OGU, ODEE, OKAMUTA, ALIBATI C ACHEBE. LAA NA UDO.

all the above works because my doctor recommended it for me. but it must be warm.

xynerise: Reborn Antelope

Nairaland has a complaint thread

. reborn antelope

SamConquer: Element Of No Economic Value...Did I Call Your Name In all the Post above?You Scallywag!

apart from been a writer, I saw achebe as a social constructivist who will not lie just to obtain favour. he criticized the Nigerian government constructively and rejected many federal government awards. he was never a political leader but he is been accorded a near full state burial. this serves as a lesson to all that we should be upright and just in all we do. despite his criticisms the government still considers him an ambassador of the literal world. RIP THE FATHER OF AFRICAN LITERATURE. indeed THINGS HAVE FALLEN APART IN OGIDI KINGDOM.

Professor Chinua Achebe Arrives Home.
Welcome Home professor!
We are happy to be part of your Home Coming.
Welcome Home the Great Warrior.
Welcome Home the Great Lion and the FATHER OF AFRICAN LITERATURE.


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[b]he skipped Nigeria because the Nigeria govt needs to concentrate on the present security problem esp in the north. Obama's visit will withdraw thousands of security personnel from their post and this may heighten the crisis and moreover he needs GEJ to concentrate. so enemies stop making a mountain out of a hill.

that's the man of the people ouk.

After a careful investigation which has taken months, we can exclusively reveal Nollywood’s lesbians of all times till date and it’s really amazing those indicted in this research.

I got talking with an actress whose mission is to expos this rot which she a claim has eaten very deep in the industry.

‘This is not the movie industry of our dreams, I didn’t envisage things will be this bad in Nollywood, for producers especially females to give movie roles to some group of actresses just because they are lesbian partners? God forbid!’

Those were the exact words of the actress whose identity I will simply leave as anonymous. What does this imply you may ask? Well, I guess you should patiently read this piece to get yourself well informed on the latest sexual pervert that has dominated the world’s third largest film producing platform called Nollywood.

As you read, open your discerning so as to get the gist properly, some revelations you derive here, you may not have ever heard before and would shock you. Read on…

Talking about lesbianism in Nigeria, there is someone, whose name you cannot cast away. This is simply because she sounds like a ‘song’ and just like the songbird, when she sings every other birds keep their cool. She is chubby; dark skinned and is termed the mother of lesbians in Nollywood.

With connections here and there, she prefers the company of young pretty ladies who satisfies her undying sexually perverted desire. Although she has an only child, but in all sincerity, love hasn’t been kind to her. A close friend of hers once told me that she resorted to this shameful demonic act after suffering several heartbreaks from men.

Today she runs one of the most successful lesbian empires in Nigeria, with some of her cohorts being fixed in strategic positions with more and more young girls on the cue wanting to tap into her ‘current’.

Breast bareOn the other hand, in the words of a popular magazine that shares the same name with her, the next person you are reading about is pretty yes very pretty, blessed with a beautiful shape, body and skin that glows. She appears ageless all the time but already in her early thirties.

She is however one of the most prominent lesbians of all times alongside a national honour… Despite her age, I also have it on good authority that she may not be giving marriage any trial, because like they say in Pidgin English, Wetin you dey find for Sokoto, dey inside your Shokoto. The actress and mother of one has a PA whose first name begins with the seventh alphabet, with whom she goes down low.

The all seeing eyes also whispered into my ears that they live together in her Lekki mansion, and her so-called PA is an integral part of her life, such that she calls the shots in most cases, infact, like it was said, whoever wants see madam would have to work very hard to please her first, otherwise, you are on your own.

Findings also revealed that the boxed up actress who have endorsed several brands in Nigeria and Abroad, also pays beautiful young girls huge amount of money in order to have carnal knowledge of them. Recently she allegedly approached a female musician who was at some time rumoured to also enjoy the thing a lot, promising her heaven and earth…I will still find out if she agreed or not, but not today.

Just in case you think it’s finished, then I will kindly advise that you read on, because the next person is a Nigerian whose looks and skin colour resembles those from the ‘Dominican Republic’. In fact, she is as well very pretty, fair skinned and petit.

This person operates on a different level; she takes so much Apeteshi and smokes the hell out of cigarette and at the same time enjoys the woman-to-woman affair.

Her career once suffered setback at the emergence of some new generation talents but shortly after, she started regaining her place, after being introduced to the lesbian club. She doesn’t play only local leagues, but also international.

I was informed that most of her lesbian partners hail from Cameroun and Kenya which explains why she frequently travels to these countries. She is also in her late 30s but is also not considering settling down any time soon.

One thing also need to know about these lesbians is that except for some who have probably given love a trial (I mean falling in love with an opposite sex), their desire for the cu*t does not in any way debar them from getting married if the opportunity arises.

The reason for mentioning this is that the next person you are about to read about now, is a newlywed. She studied Theatre arts, tried her hands in acting sometime in the past before going into restaurant business thereafter.

However her second return which was situated by one of her older colleague who hails from the same state with her and also belongs to the top lesbian club was explosive. She is presently the toast of toast top movie producers due to her versatility and good delivery of movie scripts. Shortly after her return to the industry, her colleague turned bedmate gave her lead roles in some of her personally sponsored movies and the rest they say is history.

However in the words of Achebe of blessed memories, years after, Things fell apart between them and everyone went their separate ways. Due to frustration, she once squatted with some of her lesbian colleagues in Lekki before being thrown out. Eventually she got her groove and rented a personal apartment in the same area, where we were told she had almost an overdose of that thing…and along the line, met her husband and shortly after they settled down.

It cannot be overly emphasized that there is power in the names we bear. This next person hails from the South Southern part of Nigeria. And like her surname implies in Igbo language, she is truly a warrior. Shamelessly in love with controversy, rascally, consumes cigarette like it’s going out of fashion, but this act of sexual perversion has eaten so deep in her system than many ever imagined.

According to the all seeing eyes, she is a bi-sexual and cannot do without sex whenever she is high on Indian hemp or skunk. According to findings, the product of a famous reality show in Nigeria is ready to grab the boobs of the girl next to her whenever she smokes and there is no man to do justice to her sexual desire and before you know it, one or two things will happen.

She allegedly has a good number of her industry colleagues as bed mates and recently got serious bashing from pundits for towing a particular line which some of her predecessors went through without success.

At this juncture, let me tell you the story of another chronic lesbian who have taken a center stage in Nollywood. She is simply ‘Eucharistic’. She is fair skinned with an intimidating body structure; once upon a time the gist was that she is a nymphomaniac, which makes her insatiable with sex.

Once married but divorced with a male child as the product of her failed marriage. Her own case in extraordinary. I was told by the all seeing eyes that her insatiable quest for sex led her into the demonic act.

The all seeing eyes also squealed into my ears that she once told a bed mate that a man’s di**k can’t satisfy her, which explains why she sometimes applies the vibrator with the blend of another female who will suck her underneath while she routes for the climax. She’s currently treading the religious part and was recently honoured in a new generation church.

That however did not stop the South Eastern born actress who claims she might be giving marriage another shot soon. Lie they say, ‘the mother hen knows its chicken’ God knows those who worship him, even by their names.

Funny enough, the list of Nollywood lesbians of all times is almost endless, and we plan to keep up with the listing, but will be drawing the cutting here for this week. Keep a date in our next edition as we continue the gist. Indeed you will be shocked the more.



Source: Nigeriafilms

some comments here represent poverty. many are speaking from the two sides of their mouth as if its them they wont do worse. abeg stop the trash and congratulate the young graduate.

mankand: Goons Goons Goons.

You think you will excel?

No way, it is just for a short while, maybe not in my generation, but soon.

That is KARMA for you

You father and other bunch of racoons have taken the destiny of this nation for granted just to make you somebody and you think you will be the somebody?

Hell no.

I LOVE KARMA

because you cannot hide from it.

Just mark my word

these guys are gona make 2face look like a saint

booked a space, because this gona be a hot trend for the ladies.

Kizuba: Is Hycinth gay? what's with the blue trousers?

Humm hansome? i'll wait until Hycinth loses his hair then i'll decide

bro u must be really a slowpoke to say this.

mumu do you know how many meetings that took place before Margret was buried. poverty can make one talk from both sides of his mouth. RIP Achebe

Okija_juju: Just bury the guy already!! Jeez!!

Africans make a fuss out of everything.

Magaret Tatcher died on the 8th of April, she was buried on the 17th of April.. 2013

Chinua Achebe Died on the 21st of March 2013.. Till now, he is yet to be buried.

Arrant nonsense.. Africans place so much priorities on the most irrelevant things.. They are prolly in meetings budgeting our limited and scare resources (whatever is left after their lootings) on how to block and stop all economic activities in all the Eastern states, parade his corpse all around town and build a useless edifice that they will name after him.

How about they simply dig the ground and lay him to rest.. Then let posterity honour him.

Okija_juju: Just bury the guy already!! Jeez!!

Africans make a fuss out of everything.

Magaret Tatcher died on the 8th of April, she was buried on the 17th of April.. 2013

Chinua Achebe Died on the 21st of March 2013.. Till now, he is yet to be buried.

Arrant nonsense.. Africans place so much priorities on the most irrelevant things.. They are prolly in meetings budgeting our limited and scare resources (whatever is left after their lootings) on how to block and stop all economic activities in all the Eastern states, parade his corpse all around town and build a useless edifice that they will name after him.

How about they simply dig the ground and lay him to rest.. Then let posterity honour him.

I WAS a chartered liar by age 12. so celebrate me.

since the cardinals didn't give us the smoke earlier, the governor used his house to show the world how the white smoke looks like, but his own was black smoke

ONLY 1.5 million dollars, brought men from 16 countries together to xchange body odour and pitching countries against one another. mtscheew. I can even host AFCON and pay them. nice making front page after a long time.

book haram camp maidugiri

lamentation of a frustrated dude. go get a life my friend,[color=#990000][/color]

fitty I fink you lack home training to publicly call me a slowpoke(moroon). well I trade trade words with lowlifers in public, go get a life then reply to me properly if you need an answer.. note this is not a reply but a notice to you and your fellow fools who liked ur ,MORONIC comment.

2nd to reply, first time achieving such feat. one smartphone for seun

fifth to comment. so happy am coming up

since they turned my old granny into a mathematician. calculating goals scored and those conceived

in law its known as the principle of neighborhood with DONOGHUE VS STEVENSON as its classicus. well even in law he will lose the case because he Cant identify any damage done to you. you can sue for refund of your money (100 naira) but you cant sue under contract, damage nor any issue in law because you haven't taken the said product and hence you cant establish any harm to you. peeps know the position of the law before you thunder fire me pls.

yellow sisi you don't wana tell us the truth.

if they stop you just show they the pictures of the police college ikeja and tell them you work for channels tv and they will free you.

for the good of Nigeria, the merger party should be supported by all and sundry. though they are all the same but when they realize that power belongs to Nigerians during voting, they will be compelled to perform.

again i enjoyed the commentary on naira land from london. thanx guys i love you guys and am enjoying it that after what seemed like a shame here in london during the game, we are getting back to our feet. thanks falcons. as 4 caf i beg isa hayotu to get his fucking ass together n put up the IT dept of caf work for once. missing nigeria but with nairaland am right in arochukwu my hometown. guys see you on thursday when we will trash drogba babes. funny names for africa female national teams including their male counterpart

africa and caf is a mess. from europe it took me up to 5 hours to see this score. i was searching aimlessly in the so called caf site to see the score but could not. isa hayotu should pls go if he cant upgrade caf it. well done the falcons. my cameroun neighbour must be crying now after both of us watched their dismal performance here in london 2012