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Wow! Even my Nsuka made it to the list.

Za buhari was having a good time.

0temSapien:
Microscope will be needed to spot christians by the year 2625

Karmish 7:2-33

2. And Niklas reasoned deeply within him and he fell into a great trance. And Niklas saw the Light in his dream. And he said, O Great Light, what am I here to do? 3. And the light said, do you think you have all the knowledge of the world already with you? But I tell you, you have more false knowledge than the truth. 4. And Niklas said, why do you say that I have false knowledge? For I know that Yeshua did come to die for the sins of the world. What knowledge could be greater than this? 5. And the light said, you have been fooled, O Niklas. For it is sheepish of you to believe that the Almighty God have need of human sacrifices. 6. And you have been fooled also to believe that Almighty God is interested in the shedding of blood for the taking away of human mistakes. 7. But I tell you, the Greatest Light has no need of bloodshed but the development of the heads is the interest of the Light. For when a homo puts all his mind in developing his head and doing good to others, where then shall the thought of shedding blood for removing mistakes appear? 8. For he who sheds blood to remove mistakes shall continue to shed blood ignorantly. But he who uses the head to remove mistakes shall not live in ignorance again. 9. Now O Niklas, the year when the Lord God Almighty shall be made known is here. But he shall not be fully known because darkness must prevail until the days of truth when the users of the brain shall come. 10. And the users of the brain shall change the world into a place of impossibilities made possible. Now O Niklas, the time of enlightenment begins from you. And it shall be the common era. It shall bring in the revelation of our Lord, Annox Dominus, the Greatest Light. 11. And the agents of darkness shall say, it is the year of the birth of their own god. And they shall find a convenient time to establish the birth of their own lord but they shall not find it. 12. And there shall be arguments here and there, saying, when exactly was Zeusus Krista born? And some shall say that he was born before Jasheb was born. But some shall say that he was born after Jasheb was born. 13. And it shall be a thing of controversy in this world and in the world to come. But O Niklas, this thing must be so because ignorance must prevail until the 2016 years after you have begun to reveal the truth about God, the great Light; both in this world and in the world to come. 14. For from the year when Otem began his revelation onward shall the light of God Almighty be revealed in full. And all other lights shall trail the true light from behind. And the lies of deception shall begin to grow dimmer and dimmer. 15. Now Niklas said, what shall I do O Great Light? And Knoliud said, if you go about to say that Yeshua is not the son of God Almighty but the son of Satan, they shall fight against you. 16. And they shall say that you are mad. And they shall not think to reason the truth with you. But it is necessary to do it; for there are some who shall accept you and depart from darkness from the onset. But multitudes shall choose to follow the path of darkness, bringing the abomination of destruction upon themselves. 17. For the abomination of killing of animals for rituals to the god of darkness which you see now shall be replaced with the abomination of destruction, wherein the son of Satan shall command, saying, eat my flesh and drink my blood spiritually. 18. And all who do this shall have limitation to knowledge. And they shall be bound by the words of Yeshu, whose name is being interpreted as the son of craftiness. For both Eshu, who is a god in the continent of Murmoh and Satan who is the gods of Yacob are crafty and evil. And they shall be bound by the words of Satan, experiencing hell fire in their hearts on earth before they die. 19. And the hell of fire shall follow them even after death, except by the renewal of their minds. 20. But O Niklas, the truth of it all is that there is no god worthy of worship. For the world is not made for the purpose of a creature bowing down to worship a god. 21. But it is made for the purpose of making findings. And not only the findings of the things on earth but also the findings of the things in the other billions and trillions and uncountable worlds which you cannot know now. 22. For that was the command of God Almighty from the beginning. And some of his first beings whom you call the gods went about making such findings, while some settled down upon the earth and some other planets, creating the homos to worship them; which thing is called slavery. 23. For even the Universe did not make us to be in servitude to him. But he sent us out to an adventure of fun and discovery. And the amazements of the things we discover are great. 24. And till today, many of the gods who do findings are yet to return from making findings, because the extent of the Universe is not known. And all things in it are limitless. 25. Now O Niklas, go everywhere to declare to the people to cease the worship of the gods, but to use their heads and make findings. For in making findings shall cure be found to many diseases. And in making findings shall many things become possible which are not possible. 26. For the homos shall fly in the sky. And their voices shall be made louder than the voices of the gods and the Nephilims if they make findings. 27. And their visions shall be made wider. And they shall see things which are too small for their eyes to see. And they shall even see the frameworks of all things. 28. And from the earth shall they see the moon in its magnificent size. And they shall speak in Juda and the people living in Egypt shall hear. 29. And another shall speak in Roma and they who live in Negre and its surrounding lands shall hear. And imaginations shall be made real even on earth. 30. And after the likeness of the pyramids of Egypt shall houses be built, whose tops shall appear to be inside the sky. And the homos shall have knowledge so much that they shall make devices to reveal one who is in Anghloz in Deutsche. 31. And a citizen of Nippon shall be seen in a box in Sino. But all these things shall not come by worshipping a god, but by the use of the heads. 32. And while you make those findings, you shall do good only to your fellow homos, because they are the elements of God Almighty. 33. Now when Niklas arose from sleep, he said, surely this which I have heard is true. And Niklas began to go everywhere, saying, use your head. And you shall see the true wonders of the Universe in them.

Epistle

SpecialAdviser:
Igbos can never practice ISLAM. No way!!
Nature has made it that igbos will always worship the true God.

We have some misguided ones already.

And why would you have your wife's nudes on your phone?

Talknochip:
She is still in the hands of Boko Haram

And bubu is doing nothing.

GavelSlam:
We are saying the same thing.

IPOB surety who let his ward escape.

Was he the one that invaded his ward's house?
Those that did and his whereabout inkown since then should provide him.

Where's the Oracle?

He should divert the billions meant for the proposed cattle ranches across the country to the airport and finish it.

Ok. The witch should come and lead buhari back to daura.

sexdoll:
Is Chukwuma Nzeogwu a Yoruba or Hausa name?

Maybe you need to go back to your social studies.

Does the name T Y Danjuma make the person a Fulani/Hausa?

Leetunechi:
How can African countries do well in world cup when they go there like animals

You hear nameslike the supper eagles of Nigeria

The elephant of cote de voire

The indomitable lions of Cameroon

And a pig predicted they would win.

Animal kingdom.

BeingFrank:
The Where Is That Stupid Pig, That Predicted Nigeria Will Get To Semi Final? But What If The Pig Is Correct, What Group Will You Turn To?

Na here I dey.

Funnicator:
South Americans and drug!

This man could own a drug cartel.

Oga, dem say "tobacco" and in other words cigar not drug. Haba una sabi twist everything.

Mumuric again?

Rapoo:
the face of this bird is scary

That's an owl joor.

overdrive:
Hero lager beer would have been more appropriate.

That's because Hero is not Nigerian owned but south African.

nuelzy:
... Its well peter... It well...


Dnt think too much... U brought this on urself...

Gbam

Destroy him! Destroy him!! Destroy him!!

Please, destroy him oo!

Hmmm...but Londoners don't drive left wheeled cars. Neither do they drive on the right side of the road.

"You never knew death was real?

Which kind mumu talk be this?

And they are no Muslim kidnappers?
Those who kidnapped the chibok and others are what?
Northern missionaries?

Am leaving Africa for Ugandans, Kenyans, Zimbabweans and South Africans.

Am just tired of wired news coming from these countries. Am fed up!

I don trek dey go.

Check the bf's house.

Chubhie:
The sad reality is that Churchill has elected to abandon the drama of our feminist-African ladies and transition to experience the warmth embrace of imperialist ladies.

As the self appointed gatekeeper of ancient ways, I sadly endorse this with all the blessings of our ancestors.

May Big Churchill find the happiness he deserves after three failed attempts.

Iseeee!

Adaowerri111:
Okoroawusa is going mad,

He has always been mad from 20 BC.

Born2Breed:
I remember how one of my spirito neighbours killed a very beautiful cat, they all celebrated n took pictures of the witch they killed. Fast forward to some hours later a new neighbour who just moved in some weeks ago came back from work looking for his pet cat. That was how this new neighbour, a huge man wept like a kid for his dead cat that was tagged a witch.
All this man kept saying repeatedly was I want to see the body....i want to see the body....when he finally saw the barbecued cat......i wept for him n d charred remains of d cat.
He said he owned that cat for 4years, it accidentally strolled out of his flat unknown to him that sad morning to pop or something and was jejely relaxing at the owners doorstep waiting for him to open the door, when madam spirito fire fire churchy woman murdered,poured olive oil and barbecued it.
Africans pick sense!!!

The huge man should have beaten some spirito woman up na.

nurey:
IVM partnering with Chinese to bring in unknown brand as CKD, meaning IVM would have more work cut out for them selling these unknown product to buyers

Dangote on the other hand is bringing in intentionally known brand which was functioning in the 90s in nigeria already, less work to sell to consumers as peugeot is already known.

Both would be brought in as CKDs.
No difference.

zinachidi:
Still no reach "the beast"

The beast no see this ZIL limo back at all. In short e no even be em mate. Google am or youtube am.

She go use her mouth put bubu for more trouble.

alexhl:
Duchess Ayo even blame Timi for not praying for the spiritual father that's doing the thing...

Tire me o

Ok. Which is Anita Joseph and which is Alex?