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If una like, make una be IBB or Trump boys.

flyca:
If you love yourself and your future - RUN!

Which kind advice be this na?

Troubledmind:
I'm 23, and this lady should be in her 40s, she has a daughter who is almost my age, but she's not married, from the look of things, she had her at a young age, she started pestering me when she bought a new phone and she invited me to set it up for her, including fb and whatsapp, i did, and she collected my number, thats how she started inviting me over every sunday, sometimes I'll come and meet her alone at home, and she'd be half naked, rubbing cream on her body, I'd offer to wait outside but She'll tell me its no biggy, sometimes she'd try to take a selfie with me and her wet nipples will be protruding out of her wrapper and pushing against my chest, I'll be so tensed and hot.

I once thought of unclothing her and doing the thing, but I'll always talk myself out of it, that maybe she's just jovial and what if thats not what she wants, what if i try and she accuse me of trying to rape her, what of my girlfriend? so i kept my distance by lying to her that i am out of town.

She kept checking me at home but will never find me because i told my siblings to alert me whenever she's spotted in the vicinity so i can hide or lock the gate.

This helped me get over the temptation and her, until yesterday, i was coming from a party and i ran into her, it was too late to hide because she already saw me, she approached and we got somewhere to sit and ordered drinks, we talked about life and she bluntly accused me of avoiding her, that guys my age easily take things for granted, she kept talking until is promised to make it up to her, i regret making that promise, today she sent me a message on whatsapp, calling me my love, i thought she's joking until she told me, she's alone and needs company tonight.

I have a girlfriend, i love her so much i don't want to hurt her, i don't want to have any form of intimacy with someone old enough to be my mum, but this woman is rich, i have benefitted from her and i wouldn't want to loose either of them, please advice me

You dey madt?
How dare you not chop?

You are madt again.
Go chop and come back with the good news.

DrGoodman:
Please help me somebody, I've spent over an hour checking the Nigerian constitution for where it outlawed selling of alcohol, pork and dog meat plus burukutu and has still not seen it? I still didn't see any drugs confiscated or NDLEA officials report of arresting anyone in these pictures or story?

My verdict? The state government is illegality clamping down on businesses because of cultural or religious bias, and risks hefty sums in compensation claims as this might be interpreted to mean malicious damage.

If you quote me wrongly, I sue you

Gbam

dynicks:
who do i blame for this now!....

Buhari

egorov:
Can you do dog breeding? Your one million can become 5million in a year. If you do it properly and not get carried away with the money

Dog breeding for consumption or the sale of foreign species?

That's a lie! Oga you guys have failed ho ha!.

Wtf! How can they buy up our jerseys when am just hearing its up for sale?

These people be mean well o.
I still blame buhari.

No way. After Buhari's trial, we can quit.

NonsoWow:
The menace of these wawa and abakaliki hoodlums hiding as Ipod must be curtailed by all means possible. They use the sit at home as a cover to rob anambra-owned shops. The police should deploy officers with live bullets with order of shoot to kill at the sight of any wawa or abakaliki hoodlum trying to disturb the peace of our dear state.

Fool

Omeokachie:
Not from ABU?

ABU? Na away things dey reign for those guys. Na just the mumus among them dey kill themselves here.

And why is Ugwuanyi always on agbada sef?

Ehm, Chinenye, are you from abuja state?

So? Don't they board buses and trains when they travel abroad?

Hmmm...I see people falling off that tree pretty soon.

dainformant:
The heavy downpour which happened yesterday in Port-Harcourt, Rivers state capital - did more harm than good. Many cars were damaged as trees and poles fell on them during the rainfall. Even buildings and billboards were not left out in the destruction caused during the downpour.

A man whose car came close to being hit by an electric pole - has attributed the miracle to God whom he said made a supernatural force to push the falling pole away from the car.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/supernatural-force-pushed-it-away-car-almost-smashed-by-electric-pole-in-port-harourt-photo.html

The man has no God since he only worships the god of David Ibiyeome.

timolala:
why r u surprised to see Christians in biu? Bornu is actually Christian dominated as well as adamawa also alkaleri & bogoro in bauchi state, home to Hon Yakubu dogara and many places in the north. Thanks to ECWA and COCIN church.

Adamawa is LCCN dominated.

So? What you saw in Biu, we've been seeing in the north since 19kpirigidi no date.

This Uche Favour is a muuuuumuuuuu and a potential cheater.

Magnus Abe is from South South and not South East.

DIKEnaWAR:
So a fine a55 woman like Juliet Ibrahim looks like a man to these Americans. What would Eniola Badmus look like to them?


Let me just not think the thought abeg.

If she looks like a man, what did Michelle Obama look like?

Still expecting the shock.

Strikethem:
Michael Adikwu, an igboman.

stupid somebody. Tell us the meaning of Adikwu in Igbo.

Enemyofpeace:
He is an Ibo man

Nope. He's ikwerre.

IamPlato:
...




Killed For Stealing Rod ...


Did He Steal The Rod Of Moses or Elijah

I guess so

DrToche:
religion... tufiakwa

Its called super opium.

amzee:
Meanwhile...
BREAKING_NEWS
They are now in lagos
state oooo! This happened
in someone's Estate this
Morning in ipaja. A lady
called an Aboki as we all
call
them, a shoe maker to
help fix her slippers. She
allowed him stay in their
compound, while she
went back inside to
continue with what she
was doing.
When he was fixing her
slippers, he added
something under before
stitching it back. Luckily
for the Lady, her landlord
was at the
balcony watching the
ABOKI without his
knowledge. When he was
through, he called her to
tell her
that he has finished. She
came out, he
told her to try it on her
leg to make sure it was
OK.
Her landlord shouted
from upstairs 'no oh,
don't put your leg in that
slippers I'm coming. He
came downstairs; forced
the Aboki to put his leg in
the slippers, the Aboki
refused. Then he alerted
neighbours. So,they all
gathered, forced
him to wear the slippers.
Immediately he put his
leg in the slippers, Guess
what happened??
Hmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!
The slippers cut... He did
not sew it well...

You no well

madridguy:
General Putin Democracy in Russia is shaking.

Define democracy.

dareyyyy:
These pics doesn't not depict any violence. I think its the heavy breeze before the rain

My friend, go and watch it on channels. Apc thugs invaded and scattered the whole place.

biacan:
Something must have led her to commit this dreadful act..... maybe he cheated who knows.....

Nothing but mumuness.

Biggie225:
Yahaya bello is à very big fool... An igbo politician can never do such atrocious act in the name of politics.

Bia nwokem, what concerns the Igbo with this case?

keneck1:
pained ke kwakwakwakwakwakwa can't stop laughing you lots are so pathetic,so petty don't just come online and type what you no nothing about.

Really? Ok educate us about Enugwu politics.