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Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 11:05am On May 31, 2015
[quote author=Mrshroud post=34272544]henribj,

PRESENT o, I just dey arrive.. hope say I no too late grin
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 11:13am On May 30, 2015
Mrshroud:
Bro I am deeply and genuinely sorry. Episode 3 will surely be completed today, and the next update will be on Monday, by then I'd have restratagized and re-organized properly. Then I'll drop episodes 4, 5 and 6, so that you'll have something long enough to read. Thanks a lot for the love. My apologies to all of you , and I want to use this opportunity to ask you all to keep the thread lively by commenting about the characters and what and what you feel I should improve on in my writing . Please your comments will go a long way. Thanks for the love.
ok.
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 12:13am On May 30, 2015
Mrshroud:
Episode 3 - Kelvin and Oloye


To be continued tomorrow.
this is just not fair.
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 11:05pm On May 29, 2015
Mrshroud:
@Tobiee, I'll update today close to nightfall. Thanks for the Love.
nightfall don reach nah, aby you post us?
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 11:04pm On May 29, 2015
adepiero:
Wash undecided
tell am o, make e no forget add ariel, omo, klin, hypo, to the washing.
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 11:01pm On May 29, 2015
Tobiee:
its disturbing, to scroll through it again, i even thought he has updated a new one.
oh, sorry about that then.
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 6:52pm On May 29, 2015
Mrshroud:
lol, I plead not guilty ooo. Please just follow, I promise to be consistent. Thanks for the love.
Thumbs up.
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 6:52pm On May 29, 2015
Tobiee:
na wa o! Must you quote the whole story? Cant you mention his name?
I will answer your question if you can give me an answer to this very simple question I am asking you: "In what way does it concern you if I quote the whole story? Is it your space??"
Se..un never complain na you.
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 2:55pm On May 29, 2015
Mrshroud:
Episode 2- How we met remi.

Within the period of registration of newly admitted students , all over the town you found them, 'novices', 'Jambites' , 'Freshers' those were some of the names we had for these 'office flat file' wielding students who had just been admitted . Some of them were not actually J.J.C's though, as they had previously been in the school running pre-degree programs, while others and the majority too, were first timers who were just savoring the first scents of life away from the wings clipping social institution called family. Now they could fly freely.
One thing was always almost constant- we the old students almost always identified them at first sightings.
The Freedom was intoxicating to them, the girls were over-enthusiastic- they got laid, the boys were curious- they fed their eyes. And my friend preye fell into this category.

Preye was the last born child of upper middle class parents and thus their pet. He was average heighted, muscular, dark and handsome, he was an undisputed ladies man, as the girls thought he was a jolly good fellow and didn't hesitate to woo him, he was used to it.
As he once told us regarding girls wooing him that at first he was shy about it, then later after been 'slugged' by his older 'badt' friends for "losing such damn pus*y opportunities!" he acquired the Bad Boy approach "fvcking em once and letting em go" and enjoying the bad boy reputation from his buddies .
I got to know Preye through my friend bode who brought him to a weed-smoking arena of ours where we all gathered and he had his first dose of the wisdom grass we 'kissed' he liked our brand of the weed and didn't hesitate to express it and he expressed it in a way that we couldn't help admiring.
God! preye had so Much charisma and so much 'swag' and was the kind of guy we liked in our crew , then he'd just made his second attempt at Jamb, and had fixed my school as his main choice, so when bode introduced him to us , it was on the basis of "a potential school mate, by the Grace of Allah".

After he had some wraps , he stood to his feet and started dancing, at first it was funny , then amusing , and then finally interesting.
Preye had incredible dance moves, or , maybe his audience were 'high'?

Perhaps his dance moves, and charismatic ways added to what made most of the girls woo him , or give him green lights that were threatening to go overboard and turn 'rainbow'.

He talked a lot when he was 'high' on 'weed' And he narrated to us about how a lot of girls wooed him and told him how they loved his dance moves , his voice, and all the qualities he could remember.

Preye loved counting and highlighting his qualities in his stories. We thought he talked a lot, but we passively agreed he made sense. When he talked , something told you he wasn't telling a lie.

Shortly After, Preye wrote his aptitude test and gained admission for a first degree programme in theatre arts department ;exactly where suited him.
He had accommodation challenges having lavished his Accommodation allowance on clothes and parties he was patching with a guy named 'wike' also a JJC .
Wike's dad was a business man based in the capital but was an indigene of our school's host community and had large interests in real-estate in the community.
Since Wike's dad had numerous sets of self-contain apartments , Wike had no problem as he soon got a nice self-contain apartment in one of his dad's properties . Preye patched with wike , perhaps pending when he'd receive another set of cash from his mum and get himself an apartment.

One day both of them "wike and preye" ran up to our table in the bar section of one of our campus' high brow night clubs. We were loudly "cash-speakingly" celebrating Our friend from delta 'Ovie' and our table was flamboyant even as we ordered drinks around to new fans we'd just acquired .Ovie's name had just come up in the last batch of admitted students , known in school circle's as the 'VC's List'. he had been admitted to study political science .
Ovie was in his mid 20's very Tall and chocolate in complexion, he wasn't exactly handsome, but neither could he be pronounced ugly.
Ovie had made himself into a millionaire from monies he acquired from internet fraud or what some people in society call 'yahoo yahoo' , Ovie just wanted to go to school as a measure of true fulfillment. And we were surprised that Ovie's definition of true fulfillment was going to school, when some of us would never near any four walls called lecture room, if we had the kind of money Ovie had. One thing was certain about Ovie, He exhibited a high level of maturity and wisdom and calm temerity too , that you had no other choice than to just hand him the role of a 'patron'.
God! Ovie was an old 'rich' soul who had taste. Which was why when he had required for him to be taken to one of the best night joints on campus so he could 'spoil' us , we had brought him to this club, and some of us were surprised to see Preye and Wike , two freshies already knew the same place. "How this boys take know these place na?" That was julius. "These JJC's are learning fast " bode whispered smiling.

Preye always had a story to tell, and we feared our patron Ovie would perhaps not be able to put up with this, even as we prayed that preye would wrap up his stories fast and just shut up and enjoy the atmosphere and not interrupt the most wonderful and amusing internet scam-themed gist Ovie was giving us.

We silently accorded him(preye) the honour to tell us what he was itching to tell us. "Oboi , no be small thing o" he started.
Earlier today we been dey stroll around the town, when we come see this club, we been dey contemplate weda make we enter or not to enter, before one uniformed waitress come down come tell us say somebody wan see me for upstairs , she point towards the person, I look up I see the sexiest prettiest girl wey I don ever see for my life..." And thus he met Tracy.

"Hello what's up?" She said as he came up.
He had barely successfully managed to convince wike -who was equally overwhelmed by the 'specie' of female he just saw- to wait for him downstairs.

"Hi pretty one, I'm pleased to meet you " Preye put up his sexiest playboy smile. "I'm preye"

"Nice name , well I'm Tracy, I and my friends..." She pointed at some other equally pretty and sexy as well as provocatively dressed girls dancing inside the lodge, "...have been watching you from upstairs and we think you got a lot of swag and style, our very definition of a 'sure boy', so tonight I'd like you to come and fvck with us."

"I don't understand." preye replied lost and dumbfounded.

With a sharp speed she grabbed expertly at his crotches and whispered on his face in a sensual manner, at the same time exhaling cigarette smoke "wouldn't you like to fvck?"

It then dawned on preye that she was indeed literally speaking when she said "come and fvck with us tonight"

"Just like that?" He asked more like an unbelievable after-thought, to which Tracy replied

"I'll take that as a rhetorical question."

She walked off to her friends inside the lodge in the glamorous guest house section of the building, shaking her bottom rhythmically to the beats from the DJ's Speaker and feeding Preye's inevitably indulging eyes.

So preye was here same evening with wike who 'by fire by force' insisted he must come here with preye despite all tricks by preye to sideline him.
As they told us the gist we were all eyes-open with wonder except Ovie. perhaps as he would say "nothing, my warri eyes never see."

He didn't shake.
"Abi them be ashawo?" That was julius.

"Far from it niggaz, these girls na affluent girls you need to see their own lodge wey them get for themselves very fine, and she dey use diamond studded iphone and blackberry, since when girls start to dey toast me I never see this kind before"

"You say, them set die and them get yansh?"
Bode asked.
"Guy , if you see this girls ?me na from downstairs I see that one yansh na small thing remain I for climb up go introduce myself even as na only Preye she call" wike blabbed loud-mouthedly.

There and then Bode decided he was going to go along, and so did julius.

Preye clearly wasn't cool with it, but heck, he'd used his mouth to campaign and acquire his disciples, he had no right to complain and perhaps a part of him told him ;he alone could not fvck all those hard core girls.
That was their 'palava', The rest of us soon left the club with Ovie , we drove to another high brow club in a nearby town and preye along with wike, julius and bode were left in the club to catch up with the girls.

The next day late in the morning , my friends Bode , Julius and Wike were on one side of a heated argument with Preye on the other.
Preye insisted that there presence in the guest house was largely responsible for squandering his chances of fvcking any of the girls , and he was making plans to make entreaties to the girls to give him one more chance to 'come alone and fvck them.'

The other side of the argument which consisted of bode and Julius championed the opinion that the girls were up to no Good , and it was based on this factual account;
The night before as Preye , Bode and Wike called on the girls at their lodge, they were welcomed by 6 pretty thick affluent girls who were so endowed and sexy that bode literally forgot his name when it was time for introduction.

After introduction and exchange of pleasantries the girls soon went straight to action, kissing, squeezing and caressing , using their massive behinds to squeeze around these guys while seated on them and dancing and shaking their behinds so erotically that julius screamed happily "holy saint steven!"
To them at that point , they were in a new kind of paradise.
This cycle continued , the atmosphere was charged to the brim but the water was still holding.
One pattern was constant , all the moves and actions the girls performed were fore*play-based but it was a hard extreme form of fore*play which gave the boys hope that actual sex was but in a matter of a few minutes, an illusion which lingered on through the hours.

The girls had their skimpy cloths and bikinis and night robes on , but the poor excited boys were naked as children as the girls played with their hard as a rock and vein pulping 'joysticks'
Tracy was playing with bode's dick and would tickle the balls to subdue him when she noticed he wanted to cum , she was such an expert at this , that it didn't seem to be a co-incidence.

At long last the boys couldn't take it anymore , they wanted actual penetration or at best a mouth-action , and they were increasingly forward and blunt about it , which made the girls to feign a desperate drawer to drawer search for a particular brand of condoms of which they couldn't find .

Bode soon remembered he had the required brand of condoms back at home, few seconds later a 'konji'-controlled/alcohol influenced Bode headed home on a bike on a condom-finding mission.
Excitedly announcing to the bike man that he was in for a "good fvcking treat tonight" all his exclamatory remarks that night was "fvck!"

When he returned back to the lodge a little towards 1a.m , he shouted joyously at the happy dancing girls "this shi*t is about to get started motherfucker!!" He was feeling like an american kid, unfortunately 'shi*t' never got started.

The condoms changed nothing,

Vanessa and pearl still played around julius hairy chest as they chuckled to themselves and frustrated his every effort at penetrating them , telling him "see don't bother rubbing your 'thing' all over us, truth is we feel nothing"

Preye and Wie were rendering their best fingering skills at the service of Jane and Flora, they pretended to be feeling it, but they weren't even wet in the first place, and the moment Preye brought out his 'sugarstick' to replicate what he was doing with his fingers on the proper scale the girls retreated and diverted there interests and danced to the music blasting from the stereo sets.
In the process of all these preye let himself 'cum' and he was given a mob stick to mop up the 'rubbish' as the girls called it with a look of disgust in there eyes.

As for poor bode, he was just naked with a weary Joystick which had risen and fallen for nothing, many times that night. And he still had hope that he was going to get laid and thus he made entreaties to the girls with same desperation as a baby crying for Breast milk.
Tracy and Maria , decided to interrogate him, "we asked Preye to Come and Fvck with us , and he went and brought you guys to come and Fvck us, "
That was Tracy.
Maria took over , handling his balls and prodding him with her arms
"Fvck with us and fvck us , are they the same thing, simple english you guys don't understand, and you, you carry the matter for head pass everybody, I just dey look you since dey jump up and down dey busybody, did I invite you here?? Who invited you here?..."
And my guys begged for sex like babies, they were seeing sex live but they couldn't have it.
At that point the music blasting from the stereo sets was 'Surulere' by Dr Sid, but my Guys knew they needed more than patience if they had to get these girls laid, They made an uncommunicated unanimous decision to use force on the girls , as Julius later told us "we come decide to change am for them".

The moment they realised my guys were bent on having their way with them by hook or crook, Tracy pressed a button , and some hefty men came in and led my friends out of the building, barely allowing them to dress up completely and amidst boos, chuckles and hilarious laughters by the girls.

It was a little past 3a.m and my guys trekked home and the midnight rain drizzled on them,
The police added there own piece of insult to the injuries and insults my guys were already nursing as A police van pulled over beside them, and asked were they were coming from, they said they were coming from 'night class' when asked about their books julius said "we leave am for school as the rain wan start" they asked for their I.d's fortunately they were with it. And they were allowed to continue home after been searched and the little money they had collected from them.

When 'Ovie' heard the events he told us categorically that the Girls were Chronic lesbians who were just catching their fun, and they did that by watching my guys make a fool of themselves hoping for sex they would never have. Ovie's theory made sense to all of us except 'Preye' who agreed with the fact that the girls were chronic Lesbian partners , he still insisted that he'd have gotten laid if he'd been alone with the girls, perhaps he argued to save face.

Later that night when the steam of the last night's events had subsided , a rich friend of ours named emma drove in and invited all of us to his Childhood friends Birthday party.
When we got to the party , we discovered that it was the same Tracy who was celebrating her Birthday. The Begrudged boys on realizing this made to leave discreetly when one of the girls Maria recognized Preye and exclaimed amidst laughters.
"See one of those boys oh!" and the rest laughed, and she said referring to preye "upon all this one swag , him thing small like tommy finger" and the girls burst out laughing.

Preye Couldn't take it anymore , he charged at them and gave Maria a red hot slap, maria picked up a bottle and was about to smash it on his head when a group of cultists took over the fight and was about beating Preye then Emma intervened and attempted to make peace but his efforts were futile as Maria insisted vehemently that Preye must be beaten. Then seemingly from nowhere the most beautiful and sexy Girl we'd ever seen around appeared.
She seemed to command a lot of respect from Tracy and the others.
Having been briefed about the genesis of the whole issue, she adjudicated that Preye should be set free and thereafter apologized to Preye and nobody else said another word, she apologized to bode and Julius as well smiling seductively as she asked them to "write off the previous night's events as a bad Cheque", she ordered some very expensive drinks as 'peace offering' and offered a hand of friendship to us, we thought she was cool and we accepted, she exuded so much power and influence and she was damn so sexy and pretty that she ducked Tracy and the rest underneath.
She was Remi, one of the most influential girls on campus we'd been hearing about.
She was the highly revered leader of a Lesbian Fraternity on Campus.

The end of episode 2.
Episode 3 coming soon.
ahhh you are wicked.. why not just write a complete book make we buy and read all the story once and for all.. all these episode 1 and 2 etc is frustrating someone o. Imagine where I am checking my computer battery and hoping Nepa will bring electricity so I can check if you have uploaded a new episode.. guy this is not fair o.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wherever You Are Joycelyn, I Am So Sorry. by henribj(m): 9:59pm On May 28, 2015
publicenemy:
I will do that...thanks
YW
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 8:35pm On May 28, 2015
missbronze:
just like you, i didnt use light skinned ladies in drawing my conclusions. I am talking about Hausa dark skinned, slender,tall, well set teeth, captivating smile,etc,. Even as a lady, i do trip/admire them sef. #no lesbo#.

And, this ladies are in their 30s/40s.
kk, but to me Hausa still no follow, they hardly stress themselves, na money them just dey chop, why them no go fresh, I am talking about the average woman who goes out and hustles and still comes back home to attend to family, those are the ones am using, not some women from one tribe wey just dey chop money and no sabi wetin be hustle, they stay at home all day covered from head to toe and when they are leaving the house they are in AC tight car, next thing them don travel out.
anyway sha, nothing do your PP o, i been dey waka pass nii na im d thing just do me "come over here".
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wherever You Are Joycelyn, I Am So Sorry. by henribj(m): 8:31pm On May 28, 2015
publicenemy:
Bro am currently in lagos and we both serve @ nasarawa . I don't know the village she served in let alone the place of primary assignment.and as at 2008 NYSC had not gone online, we were from different batches, I was before her,so I can't find her details on my batch. I have thought about all these.
Bruv, NYSC has a major office in each state where all new corpers posted to that state irrespective of the town/city/village of Primary assignment must report to right(am just asking here cos me no sure) ? why not go to that state office and go through their records for the year 2008 and check the names of corps members who came after your batch. you are still waiting for NYSC listings to go online? you never serious yet o.
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 8:28pm On May 28, 2015
chimerase2:
Op come to imo state cool
I sincerely hope you are not referring to IMSU babes o
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 8:27pm On May 28, 2015
Orikinla:
I am too big for that and not while at work promoting the Apple iStore and also bringing out my newest book, the first book on the 2015 presidential election to be released worldwide tomorrow.
Ahhh I see.
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 8:24pm On May 28, 2015
Mrshroud:
Thanks I really I appreciate your comment . I think there's a follow button , I guess you automatically have a follow status once you comment(I might be wrong).


The central theme of the stories I'll share here are actually real life events, with altered names and locations, I should add that some actions and dialogue were rationally deduced by yours truly. Once again Thanks for the comment , and please keep following
okkkkkkk, make I wipe my spectacles wella, I can't afford to miss even a single letter of your stories, even if na punctuation I must catch am.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wherever You Are Joycelyn, I Am So Sorry. by henribj(m): 5:35pm On May 28, 2015
publicenemy:
I don't know if you are a Nairalander but I hope you are cos am dyin inside.

Joycelyn I don't know ur surname but am sure if you are reading this you know am talking to you.you graduated from University of Abuja I think and you served at Nasarawa state 2008. You were a batch B or batch C corper but you were posted to a village,I really cant remember the name now. But you were introduced to me by one Mr Arba who worked in the organisation I as a corper was posted to. You could not stay entirely at the village so you had to spend sometime during the week at lafia the state capital,so Mr Arba begged that you stay with me whenever you were in town,since I live alone in a 2 bedroom flat...
During ur stay somethings happened,things that weren't serious but I asked you to leave.
I could not keep you company enough so you had to hang out with some friends you made probably when u were in camp which made you come home late sometimes and some other flimsy excuses.
Asking you to move out is second worst thing I have done in my entire life and it still haunts me till this day.because I had to think about the stress you would have gone through and how you were able to cope and I have hated myself so badly. I have prayed for our paths to cross again with you in a position to take ur revenge and even if you can't remember me I would make you do for you to take ur revenge, so my conscience could ease up but we still haven't met.
I was very young and stupid and insecure....it was horrible and I am so sorry.
8years on I still haven't been able to forgive myself and move on.I have searched every social media in vain for you but I don't have ur surname.
Words can't explain how miserable I feel because I keep thinking about it...

I have had to save the song "REASON" by Hoobastank in every mp3 enabled device I have just to make sure i don't forget the pain I caused you,and if you could download that song and listen to it and read the lyrics... i dont think i have better words to explain how sorry i am.

if you read this,I am so sorry joycelyn.
OP here is what you should do, do you know where her place of primary assignment was? you can also check the nysc record in the state where you guys met, if them no gree you see the records, bribe them this is 9ja nothing dey happen. good thing is you know her first name and from the records you can get her other names, even if more than one person have the same name copy all of them and search them on social media, in the records their school names suppose dey there too aby? proceed to those schools as well, somewhere along the line them next of kin will also be listed, look for those ones also, guy move heaven and earth till you get what your looking for o.
Romance › Re: A Girl And A Boy With A Smart Father by henribj(m): 5:30pm On May 28, 2015
hahahaha quite funny
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 5:29pm On May 28, 2015
missbronze:
I am talking about natural beauty. E.g, Hausa babes, they dnt really use make up, they even cover themselves from head to toe, yet, u will see their beauty radiating.
meanwhile I did a stop over at your PP, but that is story for another day.
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 5:28pm On May 28, 2015
missbronze:
I am talking about natural beauty. E.g, Hausa babes, they dnt really use make up, they even cover themselves from head to toe, yet, u will see their beauty radiating.
nah to me Hausa fine but them no follow, if you want to talk about beauty talk about dark skinned women, fair skinned women are not beautiful, they are attractive... if you doubt me, check how many fair women in their late 30s and upwards who still look beautiful and then check how many dark skinned women in the same age range who still look beautiful. lemme know your conclusions.
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 5:26pm On May 28, 2015
demmy0325:
..fear ke..? In terms of beauty.. I give it to ibo gals.. I wont lie
hahaha nice one
Literature › Re: Random Campus True Life Stories . by henribj(m): 5:25pm On May 28, 2015
op you are madt.. not madt as in crazy, but madt as in your making sense
jeez i can't remember when last i read a story that held me captivated for so long.
but pls is this a make believe story? or did this episode actually happen?
mehn i can't wait for the follow ups
kudos man
meanwhile does NL have a follow button so I can know when you update the story
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 5:11pm On May 28, 2015
missbronze:
Op, it‘s obvious you haven‘t been to ABJ.
wetin dey ABJ? na the same thing wey dey ABJ na e dey LAG... over pancaked bunch of ..
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 5:10pm On May 28, 2015
demmy0325:
Av u try been to d south-south.. Al dose ibo gals.. Dem b ogbanje undecided
lol.. you dey fear?
Politics › Re: Angry Letter To The Nigerian Youth By Bayo Adeyinka by henribj(m): 5:09pm On May 28, 2015
chei, this guy has insulted me the way I have never been insulted in my life, what pains me most about the insult is the fact that the guy is saying the truth... ohmyGod, i yaf vex., no more NL for me again
Romance › Re: Know The Kind Of Girl You Are Dating Here by henribj(m): 4:56pm On May 28, 2015
yepa
op on point
Romance › Re: All The Finest Girls And Women Are In Lagos by henribj(m): 4:51pm On May 28, 2015
na there e end?
after looking at them what next?
don't tell me say you no collect numbers and cards o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Please, Where Is Mirexxx? by henribj(m): 4:47pm On May 28, 2015
kelvin100:
Rumor has it that she's in the labour room.
rotfl
Celebrities › Re: Power Bank Electrocuted A Girl In ghana to death -- discretion advice( Photos) by henribj(m): 4:47pm On May 28, 2015
ahhh pipo can lie
kai, i never see

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