not all of dem are reall old. i think d cabin is still in vogue

just chill and don't take it too hard. being SS doesn't mean she's definitely going 2 die any time soon. a girl of her age should have grown past the crises stage of her life. secondly, there's no possibilty of giving birth to someone with SS genotype. it's okay 2 get married with her if u truely love her.

nice one. but should rather increase d general corpers allowance for d benefit of all

IT'S NOT A SIN . d concept was borrowed from d western culture. women have their kind of trousers difderent from dat of d male

Hapi birthday sir!
@OP, where's d list of reference?

asala1:


Nothing really, I just woke up early today and also wanting to meet some other Africans.

wasn't worth the time and stress, should be for the purpose of meeting with the creator. cos he wants u with him

CrazyMan:

You are under marine bondage, anyone that sleeps during a church service is under marine bondage. But fear not cos I can deliver you.

In order for me to do so, you must bring the following items when coming to my shrine.

1) One cane or horse whip
2) Broom
3) White chalk
4) Assorted candles of different colours
5) One bag of salt
6) One white cock
7) Food items

In no particular order, the cane or horse whip will be used in flogging that marine demon out of thee, the broom shall be used in sweeping whatever thing that comes out of your body as a result of the flogging, the white chalk shall be used to paint thine eyes and draw dots on thine face so as to scare away the demon, the candles shall shall be used to lit up the dark room.

The salt shall be used to sprinkle on thy wound which thee sustained during the flogging, ye shall experience pain, but the demon in thee shall receive a double of whatever pain ye shall experience.

The blood of the cock shall be sprinkled on the ground as a means of sacrifice.

Lastly, ye shall eat the food of thine labour and shall no longer sleep during service after the demon has be casted away from thee.

Tarry not while its day for the night cometh when no man shall see...I await thee in my shrine.

Signed

Concerned friend

lolzz... he might just b dead b4 d final 'Amen'

asala1:
Church is boring to me now, I find it hard to stay awake in church. I went to church today after a longtime and I found it extremely boring, I had to start using my phone to save my life.

lolzz... so what was ur own reason?

chiibekee:
e don finish nah. Those are the only things that take us to church

but all of it cannot be ur reason

chiibekee:
What else!

what's ur reason?

i've come to understand that there are quite a number of reasons why different people do the same thing in life. religious gatherings are not left out. careful observations in church and the stories people tell most times shows that different people are in church for different reasons and some of which includes

1. ASSEMBLING OF THE BRETHREN
very few people are always known for doing things with the right motive. this is d biblical essence of the christian gathering meant to exhort one another. but unfortunstely very few people fall into this category.

2. FOR FORMALITIES.
Honestly, these set of people will always have the highest number in every christian gathering. a lot of people go to church because others are going and it's expected of them as christians by religion. they lack personal relationship with God and sometimes boast of their church like it's a football club...lol

3. SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS
A lot fall in neither of the first two categories but attend church services once in a while especially when challenges arise. not many people want to have a personal relationship with God, but everyone trust him for solutions to their problems.

4. SHOW-OFF
No doubt, such gatherings with so many people is avenue for people to show their expensive cars, gadgets, clothes and all kinds of accessories. it's been happenin and still happens. especially when they are newly aquired. and when the chips are down, or probably failure to update the wardrobe, they are nowhere to be found.

5. TO CHARGE PHONES AND OTHER GADGETS
This really sounds weird but i've seen it happen on several occassions. especially in areas where power is in absolutely short or no supply at all. these set of people love to sit close to the wall sockets and are conscious of every happenings around them for the safety of their devices.

probably, there are some reasons i didn't mention but
whatever is worth doing, is worth doing well. if you have to go to church, it should be for the right reason.
what's your reason?....

HAPPY SUNDAY!!

snowhyt:
9ce one op... but i tink Saka shldnt b on d list; he shld b replaced with funnybone

okey bakassi instead

Enegod:
op, there is no network on your second sim..why?

hahahaha....Lmao!!!... is that the problem here?.verrrry funny!

nice one

bankyblue:
U shall win this battle IJN. Amen gallantsoldier hope u re ok?

yea, we are fine.

henroma4real@gmail.com

pweetichi:
[color=#770077][/color][i][/i][center][/center]I really love to serve God wif my voice,I v alwayz wnted 2 sing in the choir BUT am kinda shy,an introvert and the biggest issue is in ma church as a member of d choir,u MUST wear skirts,nt js on sundez. Mmm!

OP, don't think u want 2 serve God like u said. in the walk with God, sacrifices are inevitable. go through the bible and see how much sacrifices men made for God. besides, u only get to wear the skirt on sundays, is that so much to do 4 God?

Lordabas:


Is this even an issue?!

might not be an issue but i think she wants to talk to someone about it

mikporch:


But basket mouth is richer and more popular and he is not misbehaving

everyone is unique in their own special way. besides, people enjoy them in varieties and not everyone with the same style. either way, they're both doing great

Chukwu94:
Let GEJ and GMB run a joint govt with one as the president, the other as the vice.

If it would stop all these killings.

who will be the president and who will be the vice?

passionate88:
It's not a curse... Honestly with what I see, read and hear daily, I wish never to get married... It's frightening.. Is it not here that we read about that Alamayeisegha son's wife that cheated on him?. Bros, I fear women die... Even the Bible said it sef "the heart of the WOMAN is exceedingly wicked

the fact that ladies can't be trusted doesn't mean there ain't good ones out there and we both know u can't and won't remain single forever. the earlier u start learning what should be done, the better for you.

nice pix

watching closely...

As a prospective corp member, too many questions run through my mind on a daily basis considering the fact that i will be going to a place i had probably not been to. one question that has gradually taken the lead is the issue of allowance. once heard the corpers allowance was going to be raised but currently don't see it happening. Any useful information will be appreciated especially from senior colleagues..thanks. #TEAMA15

husseinjnr:
Let A= Rabbit
B= Cat
C = dog

From Figure above, in simple analysis

A + B = 10kg -----------equation 1

A + C = 20kg -----------equation 2

B + C = 24 kg ---------- equation 3


From equation 2,
A= 20- C

From equation 3

B= 24- C

Substitute A and B into equation 1

20-C + 24-C =10

44-2C = 10

-2C= 10-44

-2C = -34

C= 34/2

C= 17

Substitute C into equation 2

A+ 17 = 20
A= 3

Substitute C into equation 3

B+17 = 24

B= 7

Therefore

A= 3, B= 7, C= 17

Total weight is 3+7+17 = 27

Rabbit= 3kg

Cat = 7kg

Dog = 17kg

u sabi book o, thank God for people like u on NL

spicelady:
My boyfriend and I have been dating for 14months now, and we have even made plans for our wedding.

This afternoon my friend called me and told me that my boyfriend just did his traditional marriage yesterday. I didn't believe until she showed me pictures.
He initially told me that he was going to the village to see his uncle.

I am typing this in tears. How can someone be this wicked
I am actually contemplating suicide right now.

what's ur reason for contemplating suicide?..that u got dumped or saved from the hands of someone that's capable of such?...It is well!

seriousbabe:
@Op, I think you didn't name this thread right
It should have been. " I am so dumb that my boyfriend got married behind my back"

Because seriously, was it love or just your silliness that made you blind to the signs. I am sure there must have been signs.

At least this is a good lesson for you. Next time you would use not just your heart in a relationship, you would also use your head.

About the suicide, you are free to make your decision

u would have seen it coming right?...smart one!

udyheart01:
I still find it surprising that Buhari's wife could donate N137 million to internally displaced persons (IDP) in Adamawa, an action she has never done before.

I have spent over N3000 recharge cards calling people in Katsina State if she has ever donated
common mats to a mosque, but the answer remains No.

She has never given any financial help publicly that I know of, but all from the moon, she brings
out this evil donation. How did she get this money when her husband, Muhammadu Buhari
borrowed N27 million just to pick the APC presidential form?

This Greek gift is totally unacceptable, condemnable and not to be tolerated in our democracy. We should not encourage emergency donors who bring money during elections just to deceive the populace. She has her home state, where she could have made donations to, but she didn't, and went to faraway Adamawa to give.

This is hypocrisy taken too far, a faux and a big media goof. Whoever advised her in Buhari's
media team have only succeeded in taking away some integrity and current shine that Buhari
enjoys and I hope my friends in the media committee takes note. We cannot condemn the PDP, while APC scream hypocritical change to us. What manner of change is this? Charity begins at home and it must begin long before now.

Madam, your gift is not accepted even in heaven.

she is still a better first lady when compared to PEJ. just can't stand her 4 another 4 years

never heard of a situation where the reverse was the case. FG-sponsored thug....#smh

mixedgene:
This is serious and got me thinking lately, can a normal bloke with an active sexual life do without touching a wowan for atleast one full month and still maintain his sanity without distractions whatsoever? if yes, please what is the secret?

candid opinion is welcome

so possible. guard ur heart all deligence for out of it are the issues of life (prov 4:23). it all depends on what u fill ur mind with. think of a sex-free life, and u have it. feed ur mind with junk and u'll also get it. (phil 4:. as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he. it takes a lot of conscious efforts which includes daily commitment. but u need Jesus christ....one love!

NinoBrown888:


calm down give the phone to someone else so that he or she can read out the story and thereafter explain it to you. your comment doesn't correlate with the story ma'am.

lolzzz....very funny reply

nice thread. OP, i think it will b nice if we give our reasons. don't u think?