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lolz....funny posts.
God help us

phlio666:
convenant acadmy is in need of creative teachers in the followin disciple

math.....


english female


Accounting female


Agric


and biology


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the salary is great and good...u must reside in ph

hello bro, i'm interested o. i can teach Biology and i stay in ph..my digit: 07039370264

wtfCode:
Mehn,marriage don dey hungry me seriously.
But I'm too broke 4 it

...funny guy.
then just keep watching naw. while some are acting, some are watching

little wonder why the one only wise God exclusively reserved the place of judgement for himself alone.

too many times we criticise people doing their stuff for the things we know nothing about.
even if they are fake, let God be the Judge.

he has given us his word and Spirit to rightly discern so we can be safe from the satanic gimmicks of these false prophets.
LET GOD BE THE JUDGE.

ammyluv2002:
Awww! Thank you for your kind words. I'm flattered

smiles...u're welcome dear. it was just wat i needed to see someone post. so matured and professional.

lolz...do we need a mobile app to help us see what this government is doing?
funny set of people.
they should also consider building an android game..

misplaced priority..

ammyluv2002:
That kind lie she lie can dey pain sha! Something that is very clear


But having such videos on her phone doesn't make her an addict! Okay, what if the vids automatically downloaded without her notice? On a brighter note, maybe she wants to be perfect for you,but she's shy of letting you know about it?

I think, it has to do with her attitude too! Does she behave like someone who's an addict? And, even if she's an addict, is she willing to stop?

You can't just put your plans on hold without trying to make her stop at least you should give it a try, if you truly want to marry her.

I wouldn't want to marry someone who's addicted to such videos, but at least try to make her stop & see how it goes.

this wisdom isn't ordinary. such a wise and smart response..thumbs up!

nice one

this people should try and rest o.

Their case is the least of our issues in this country

nice one.

Meanwhile, Nigeria accounts for more than a quarter of all new HIV infections among children globally and only half of pregnant women living with virus are tested for the disease

But i thinks Nigerians need to get some chill, always taking the lead in the wrong things

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yea, so true.

even the 133 comments, about 130 of the comments will be like "bro, hw and when did u apply?, please share the link."

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such a patient young man.
congrats to the duo though.

it's not easy keeping the crush for a particular lady intact until marriage with the numerous ladies we see around us everyday

nice one. i commend her entrepreneurship spirit.

everyone is already considering an alternative source of income.

utibense:
I droped out of secondary sch.after I failed my SS1 3rd term exam, this hapened because I lost my dad so there was no one to pay my sch fees n provide my needs I was not allowed to write some papers because I didn't pay my fee, dat was how I failed d exam dat was supose to promote me to SS2, I was forced by circumstance to leave school. And since den I've bn working in some hotels trying to survive
I've Wished to work n attend sch. But work won't give me time
I'm 24 n already living in my own rented apartment.
Now I want to further my education but don't know how to go abt it since I didn't even reach SS3
Also I have house rent and other Bills to take care of
I really need advice from you guys Pls. What should I do?.

wat u need is not jes going to school but preparing for O'level exams. like they've rightly said, u should consider evening or weekend classes to prepare u for that. in a couple of months u'll b good 2 go if u put in the required effort

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omokenny94a:
Hello webmasters, trust you are all doing well.

I currently have an account with web4africa and I'm trying to get another domain from them but their price is a bit high(#4,800) for a .com domain while I got the same thing for #2,100 with LekkiHost.

Please I want to know if transfering of domain is free if I eventually get it with LekkiHost.

Then I also want to know if I can use two domain names on one host plan.

Greetings bro,
i'm a web developer but never really hosted any of my websites but i intend 2 do that soon.
please, can i get an easy guide on how to host a website from you?
will really appreciate that

hemartins:
I have it. I also have some few others you would like too.
I'd gladly give it to you for free.
PM me.

I'll also appreciate it too. here's my mail. henroma4real@gmail.com

Coldsteel:
Please do you also notice the interchange of NIN with OTHER ID NUMBER on viewing your application.

didn't notice that cos i didn't use the NIN in the first place. it's really not easy for them managing the huge number of applicants

Rossy99:
Pls,how do i get d NIN number

ur VIN is a sure alternative for the NIN. but where i'm not clear is which number on the voter's card is the VIN cos i hear people giving diverse opinion. u have any idea?

chickygirl:
Pls I hv a quick question, I checked thru all d vacancys n couldn't find any vacancy for natural sciences, level 8 .. what should I do..which position should I apply for

have you checked the ministry of science and Tech?
if u havn't, please do so

Alright. it runs in the family.
the fruit didn't fall far away from the tree.

I guess his own father or mother also studied or practiced economics one way or the other.

Nigeria is a country that has her best brains in other countries doing wonders and the foolish people leading us here in the country.

#funnycountry

exactly my problem with all these thieves.
how can u steal something that valuable and sell it for peanut?

I'm sure even the owner of the bicycles wanted to forgive the thief, he'll hav a hard time when he finds out the amount the bicycle was sold for.

God help us all...

Analee:
D same issue wif me,i clickd on submit it also blankd out,without any informatn on being successful,now dat blankn out,does it mean dat its bin received or?

and d funny thing is that u are not expected to apply twice for d same position as u could b disqualified. if truely d blank return pages indicates positive, u would hav ended up having multiple applications on d same vacancy. let's keep our fingers crossed and hope it gets better soon though

agent01:
Its very easy to know if your application has been successfully submitted. Log in, and at the top of the page you will see application, click on my application, you will see all your details. You may even wish to print, delete and edit your application. But if it doesn't appear I advice you to apply again. I wish you best of luck.

Bro, greetings. i successfully registered b4 and could view and even edit my application. but all of a sudden it stopped showing. and i even tried applying again but it's still not showing. now i'm hoping i've not applied twice for the same vacancy against the instruction given on the portal. any idea why this is happening?

VOJA:
Firstly, try and look carefully whether there's a way you can get those numbers on your Voter's Card. They are written vertically on the left side of your card, before your passport. If you can't get it, resort to using a Driver's Licence or National Identity Card(if you have any).

Secondly, you're free to apply for more than one Job Positions but not in the same ministry.
That's clearly their instruction.

I wish you goodluck!

thanks bro, i really appreciate.
u just answered another of my question that wasn't mentioned earlier. cos i was confused about required numbet on the card since there are different numbers on the card.
i'll hav 2 edit it and possibly apply for another position 2mrw. tanx a lot.

i have two questions regarding this federal civil service recruitment. first, i hav a permanent voters card but the number on the card is not showing clearly anymore, how can i proceed with the registration?..

secondly, can someone apply more than once for different positions, since one can b qualified for more than one of the available jobs?

please someone should reply me ASAP cos i'm supposed 2 complete my application 2day

Billiondoe:
What are the characteristics of a good marriage, am 25 and single and staying in a relationship is like world war 2... seems like love is not all it takes... am in a relationship with a 27yr old man and we r In love and we are both university graduates but I dont think we can make it to the alter cos it's a different drama everyday, never caught him cheating and he respects me but his family controls a better part of him and he isn't ready for marriage anytime soon and I have this ex who is very willing all I have to do is tell him am ready and am no longer in a relationship, he is rich and has different cars and houses but am not so into him but he loves me for sure....

if this is truely the case, u might want 2 consider having a good conversation with ur guy. cos if u're thinking about getting married 2 ur ex because he has cars and money, u're getthing it all wrong.
i'm not even sure u love him. what will happen when there's no money again?
my opinion: stay eith the present guy and talk things out with him

kokosari2:
Lol, but we all have some crazy fantasies at one time or the other. Self control and discipline is the key thing. I've discussed it with him on several occasion and he doesn't have any cogent reason for going into the act, probably when I start mine, he will see how disgusting it looks and this will make him stop.

sorry, but i don't agree with u getting in the same act with him cos two wrongs still don't make it right. communication is still a vital key in relationships.
rather, u should explore other options