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KIM KARDASHIAN GAME

hmmm.. I've at one point done that. but I believe GEJ is the one





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Charpell:
Thanks Obinna.
My email charpellumeh@gmail.com

ok

Charpell:
Thanks Oracle

hello Mr charpell, I visited and like the way your blog appears on my opera mini, and I saw something about advert can we talk about that? cos am interested

hahn:
Dont you recognise sarcasm when you see it? Or are you really that dumb?

yes I don't recognise sarcasm, somethings are not surposed to be used as sarcasm jokes or what ever.



you can say what ever you like

i remember what Tim Cook said about being gay


am sure that dude is deranged...mentally

hahn:
Yes!

Corruption will continue to thrive, the dollar will rise to N1000 per $, there will never be constant electricity and all our reserves will be completely wiped out!

Yipee!

just take a look at the kind if prayer you're praying for nigeria because of just politics. His candidate of choice differs from yours hence let the country destroy.
GOD forbid!!!
anybody that prays any bad prayer for nigeria no.matter who wins would reap the seed of the same evil they're praying for.
Amen

Nawa oh.
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victor247:
hi, after following d above procedures, I was only able to access the files via my laptop browser(after inputing my android's IP address into my internet explorer). Attempts to access the files via my windows explorer proved abortive.
Please what else should I do?

here's what you do,

go to your windows explore

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that's assuming the IP n port is 192.168.43:1111

you type ftp://192.168.43:1111
then hit the enter key

alternatively, you could just copy the address on your browser, open your windows explorer, paste the copied address and hit the enter key.
you're good to go
update me, once you've done that

to be sincere, this is an insult to my Edo people

laplace12:
Did you contact their parents and Guardians before handing them guns?

an adult
and you're talking of parents snd guardians?
aaah!!
which kind school una go?

Collynzo419:
We have an unserious outgoing president. In the midst of all the challenges that this country is facing, he still has the time to partake in self aggrandizement.

1.Naira exchanges @ N200 to a dollar, affecting a lot of small and medium sized industries. The financial Times has predicted that the dollar will exchange for N276 in the next 6 months thereby worsening the economic hardship in the country.

2.There is massive unemployment in the country, especially among the youth. Youth employment currently stands at almost 50%

3.There is insecurity in sections of the country and we just heard that it is actually the Chadian Army coordinating and winning the war against BH.
and so much more ......

Despite the myriad of challenges that the country is facing , this callously wicked and desperate president thinks it is time to roll out the drums and celebrate his pathetic failure and assault Against the Nigerian nation.

It is 8 days till Nigerians show him the door. Change is nearly here
#wehavedecided

@the bold
you'll always hear,
can you give me your source?

kayboy4y:
Oga Police Wetin be dis? Is ds a tactics to rig election? Our Police can be clueless like our President. So pple shld not protect their votes? This man is still living in the darkness so everytin he says are odd.
I can see dat Oga IGP is afraid that shld GMB emerge victorious, Alagbon or kirikiri wil be his next occupied apartment.

#ivedecided
#Police must not harass me
#I will protect my vote
#GMB is my choice

can I ask you a question?
is it you job and or right to protect your vote?
what do you use in that protection?

good

Vinshu:
No, i am not harsh or negative.. Its just the way i always express my feelings! I don't pretend! And i am a lady

hmm..
that's more than 'am not pretending'
people use that phrase to do n say all sorts of things claiming that's who they are.

all these groups nawa oh
120 groups haaa..
is each group made up of 1.5 persons?







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Vinshu:
If you are going to copy and paste.. why not just get down to it and stop asking rhetorical questions.

We can always Google Search(What you obviously Did) if you aint ready to write!

Besides, who cares about Online Radio? Why Waste data listening to Online Radio when there is alot of TV to watch online and who still listens to Radio in 2015

you're always harsh, negative, angry, intollerant of orthers etc etc..
I wonder if you really are a lady

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Naijasinglegirl:
I spent the whole of yesterday evening watching hollywood romantic movies. When I was done, I wept for my single status all night. I felt like I deserve to be arrested for being single.

These Hollywood guys know how to make love/ dating look so beautiful.

The images I saw of them kissing, holding hands, looking into each other eyes, whispering sweet nothings (what does that mean anyway?) will surely keep me depressed for days. When this mood eventually fades, I'm going back to the best movies for single ladies, Horror Movies!


As much as I admire those romantic nonsense, its difficult to practice them in Nigeria. Any girl/woman that complains her Nigerian boyfriend/husband is not romantic is simply callous.

Ladies, are you still looking for a guy that's gonna spread red roses on the bed every night? Have you seen red roses before apart from hibiscus flowers? You still want to fall asleep with romantic candles around your bed like its a deliverance session?

Do you know its really difficult, time consuming and expensive to be romantic in this country?

I know why I'm asking these questions.

I've been there and as usual, I'm here to share my experiences.

Aside the two and a half men I dated, they were several quarters I had. I choose to call them quarters (I'll refer to them as Loverboys in all my posts) because I never said yes to their relationship proposal. At the same time I got jealous whenever they were around other girls.
I guess loneliness and fear of heartbreak were responsible for this my despicable behaviour.

Back then I had stacks of mills&booms novels.

I loved Jack & kate kind of love.

I was a die hard fan of Romeo & Juliet.

A couple of times, my obsession with the above characters had me speaking old English to my male admirers.

I wondered which guy would paint me nude like it happened in Titanic without drugging and raping me afterwards.

I also liked how Jack in Titanic died for Kate like a real man making it look like death is nothing.

I wondered which Nigerian guy would volunteer to die for me.

I wanted to experience those things I read so bad...

My first fantasy was to lie by a natural waterside with my lover while we tell ourselves 'sweet nothings'.
We might even strip and dive into the water like it happens abroad. Then I remembered Loverboy like most Nigerian men has a big tummy full of fufu. The pressure of the 15kg of fufu in his tummy might just drown him. Aside that, my enemies might be lurking around with camera phone waiting to take my nudes.

Okay, no diving! We'll just lie by the waterside.

I thought of a suitable beach we could visit. No idea so I googled the words 'lying down with boyfriend in a Nigerian Beach'

Results:
-Two dead bodies found lying in Elegushi Beach, aftermath of severe tide.

-Boyfriend machetes girlfriend to death at a popular beach in Lagos

-A dead fish suspected to be shark found at Beach in Nigeria

-Birthday party turns mourning ground as a final year undergraduate of UNILAG drowns in Beach.

Arrgghhh!!!!

Bad news in beaches. Water might even wash us away while we are busy whispering sweet nothings.

I didn't want a situation I'll lie on the beach sand with my lover only to open my eyes to see him in hell while I'm chilling in heaven. LOL
Whatever happened to those sort of cool deaths that ends with car chases, explosions in slow motion and several police helicopters hovering around one body?

I thought of going for rivers.

River Niger was the only River I could think of. It means we are gonna drive down all the way to Onitsha just to lie under bridge like refuges just because I want to experience romance?

The government even said Niger Bridge might collapse soon. What if it collapses on our head while we are busy whispering 'sweet nothings'?

How am I going to explain what we were doing to Angel Gabriel when I arrive at heaven's gate?

I don't even want to mention all the disgusting refuse by River Niger and other 'yama yama'.

Love is not that serious so I ruled out rivers.

Okay I was going to settle for streams, I thought.

I called a friend that stays in the outskirts of town to enquire if I could visit their village stream for 'romantic purposes'

''My dear, you can go o BUT you are at your own risk o! I heard that's where they do sacrifice to gods. Aside that, there is a harmless python that...''

''Okay okay okay! I don't want to hear more'' I cut her off at the mention of the word python.

How am I going to explain the snake bites to my parents all in the name of romance?

Lying by the waterside in Nigeria✗

Since every romantic idea I though of didn't seem feasible, I tried out taking a long walk with Loverboy late in the evening while we held hands.

This should be easy and there are no risks, I thought.

Loverboy reluctantly agreed to that just to satisfy me. We walked for thirty minutes till we got to a grassland.

''Dear, let's lie on the grass and count the stars just like Nala and Simba did in The Lion King'' I suggested.

I mean if mere Lions could be that romantic, Nigerian men have no excuse!

I was such a hypocrite to suggest that reasons;
1, Watching or counting the stars is BORINGGGGGG especially when there's no suya to munch away.

2, I hate counting anything if its not money.

3, I am extremely poor in mathematics.

Loverboy might dump me right there when he realises I don't know how to count anything from 11 above. Luckily for me they were only seven visible stars that night. I was safe.

Everything was going on well until sand flies gate crashed our little party.

I must have murdered over fifteen sand flies.

Then I heard him scream.

''What's that Loverboy?''

''Its papa o, it has bitten my nose''

The boss of insects has arrived, I thought.

I hope you all know 'papa' is that annoying little insect that is always in a bad mood.

''Let's go home.'' I felt bad Loverboy was in so much pain.

We started the long walk back. A few metres walk and we heard a deep voice

"Who goes there?''

Arrrgghhh!!! Nigerian agberos won't even let someone be romantic in peace.

Two huge agberos walked up to us.

One of them brought out a knife

''oya give me your phones''

Luckily for me I was not with a phone. He took Loverboy's phone and ordered us to run like Lot's wife without looking back.

The next day, Loverboy boy's swollen nose from the insect bite reminded me of the pyramid of Egypt.

One look at him and I vowed never to force a Nigerian man to be romantic.

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nice post, I enjoyed it, but itll be better for you if you desist from all these daydreaming

pinkyruledworld:
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hmm

RickRichards:
Noted.

what's your 'noted' about?

okay, I've been observing this, most(if not all) of my favorite foreign musicians all own websites even upcoming ones but our "papa's n mamas' of the nigerian industry don't even own.an ordinary free blogger blog. All they got is their twitter accounts, that's too poor of them.
somebody tell me Tuface' website
tell me Psquare's website
tell me Dbanj's website
tell me wizkid's website
tell me tiwa, davido, inyanya Don jazzy n co's website's
Oh I forgot they only own twitter handles.

okay
here are a few of foreign musicians n their sites , some even have two;
J cole- jcolemusic.com
kendrick lamar- kendricklamar.com
lil wayne- youngmoney.com, lilwayne.com
kanye west- kanyewest.com, yeezy.supply (silly or maybe creepy)
beyonce- beyonce.com
and many many more, even upcoming artistes I just don't want to mention them.
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innovation gone wrong

OP why not use this app to solve it





thank me later

zikston:
The application cannot be install. Pls why

it requires Android 4.1+ make sure your version is with in that range

bullsh¡t

na the mtn wey I dey use or the one in your dreams OP?
very wrong data

download maths solving app here

sigh

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