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raumdeuter:
Neymar is getting priced at 222M how much anyone don price Hazard?

Neymar buyout clause was meant. His actual price in today's market shouldn't be more than 130milpounds. Price doesn't really matter. It's all about the higher the demand the costly it becomes. Aside PSG, no other top club will be ready to sign Neymar for that amount.

Real Madrid will sign Neymar from PSG in two years time. You heard it from me first.

Neymar going to a league Hazard conquered when he was 19, he did it with Lille for that matter.

Igerizee:
Na me b ma source bros, just believe, Chelsea go soon announce d deal shortly

Lol you nor serious.

Igerizee:
Done Deal: Chelsea signs sanches on loan from bayern munich

Source?

Griffon:
Raumdeuter come see market.

This ninja thinks your team is some sort of hood slut.

To be honest, with the departure of Lahm and Alonso, Robben injury and Ribery old legs Bayern will find it difficult in UCL. I don't trust my team either to perform well this coming season. Football is not mathematics though. Make we sha dey see.

Griffon:
More like, everyone fvcked the hood slut well but we somehow busted the condom in the first round?

We lack screwing skills innit?

Exactly. Lol. Well, some of our starters like Hazard and Pedro didn't play unlike Liverpool and the rest. Make we dey see sha.

Ac Milan, inter milan and Liverpool defeated Bayern Munich comfortably, but Chelsea lost to Bayern. I know it's pre season but we should be wary.

Vanquay:
We Re enjoying Lukaku, are you enjoying your NOrata?

Morata will be fine. I've mailed Chelsea regarding his weakness which is confidential.

Vanquay:
Woah we didn't know that...Thanks for highlighting it to us Captain Obvious.

Shhhh and enjoy your Matic.

DarkRebel69:
I have never deactivated because of anyone. Those are just the demons of delusion plying their nasty trade in your little, vacant head. I wish I had a cure for those, but I don't, so I'd leave to continue to suffer at the hands of your own devices.

"Flogging" and "exposing"? On the internet? You sound like you need some time off from social media. Log off from Nairaland and allow the sunshine of reality fall on your face as you seem to have lost the ability to discern between the real world and virtual space.

Oh, Emaprince; Oh witless child of perdition with a soul haunted by a thousand duses, I could already foreshadow your antics from a mile away. It's quite telling on your intelligence. The person I quoted was YOU, why then did you have to mention two other people that had no business whatsoever with our spat?

You think we wouldn't notice that it was deliberate? That we wouldn't know it was a cheap, subtle, and pathetic attempt to solicit for moral support, because even though you're a male by gender, you remain yet a big, fat püssy at heart ? Well, it wasn't so subtle, was it? Everyone can now see you for what you really are: a two-faced, epicene pillock who isn't man enough to handle his own problems.

What a dickless bïtch! I reckon "Emaprince" was a riff on your real name "Emmanuel", yes? Well, it appears that name isn't quite bespoke for your persona. Please, change your name to EMMANUELLA, the role of a woman has always suited you best.



When you give a lunatic access to the internet, this is what ensues: imbecility of thought, livid hallucinations, more imbecility of thought.
Baseless claims from a flaky scum who was dropped a lot on his head as a kid when his mother tried to multi-task with her hands: feeding Emanuella with one hand, and giving one of her numerous lovers a handjøb with her free hand.

Aunty Emanuella, word of advise from a concerned citizen: sue your mother. She's the reason for your cognitive mishaps, the reason you're a psychedelic monkey, the reason you think the sky is green and grasses are blue, the reason you repeated primary one thrice, the reason you finished secondary school when you were 25 years old.



Why won't you have time to start when you're a nuisance to yourself and your community, when you are a lazy lay-about, the son of a pot-bellied alcoholic. While your mates are preoccupied with dreaming up ideas on how to make the world a better place, on how to hustle for dough, the height of your aspirations is making sure DarkRebel leaves Nairaland for good? What fresh hell?! Na who do you like this ooo? So, if you go for a job interview and you're asked to present your CV, would you also include this on it, "I made Darkrebel leave Nairaland for good?"

Ah, before I was having doubts, but now I'm sure. Emanuella, you, your mother, your father, and all who are even remotely affiliated with your household could rightly be classified as "humanity's deformed limb". Stupidity runs in your veins. You've been foolish from birth, one more foolish act from you and I fear the earth would spin out its axis.

Jesu!

Which party him dey contest under?

With Matic signing pogba can play his game now.

diggz:
Passion to which fans? Not this Nl peeps wey dey yan dust. And, you are very correct about the biz bro.

I meant to the fans football is emotional or passionate any how you want to put it.

diggz:
Story for the gods!!!! Lament all you want,insult him all you want.....Owo ni d koko!!!



Neymar go get that paper boi.....fvck being a legend,fvck being loyal....as long as you have done nothing unlawful/illegal, go get fvcking paid son!

Your talent,your life,your money....haters can go drink otapiapia..... mscheeeew!!!

When Ronaldinho started declining the club didn't think twice before dishing him out. What am I saying, football is business to clubs and the players but passion to the fans.

EvilMetahuman:
why?

Charly looked good when he played against inter.

so 2nd half play against inter in preseason is enough for musonda to be starting ahead of Willian.

EvilMetahuman:
What do prefer?

Charly to start ahead of willian or
Willian to start ahead of charly?

Willian to start.

Electric shock. Must this be done to really show the power of God. Why can't the church members find a way to bail out the water instead of standing on it.

Nihilist:
Doesn't mean he was shielding jack. Ngolo Kante was making 2.4 interceptions a game.

Matic was averaging 1.4...thats less than David Luiz and Azpilicueta, and only marginally greater that Gary Cahill with 1.2

If tackling is a function of defensive actions against the ball carrier, Interceptions is a function of defensive actions against the passing lane.

How can you be protecting the back 3, when the back 3 are intercepting more passes than you? How does that work?

There's a reason Matic has been bundled out of the team with little fanfare.

Fabregas and Matic are both defensive liabilities, the difference is that Fab has serious offensive skills, while Matic is useless on offense.

No wonder people say cost of food in the market is too damn high. We just sold a bag of beans for 40 million pounds!

I'm not a fan of stat or can you explain how canavaro won world footballer of the year and Maldini didn't. What I am saying if we are to judge football solely on stat most players we think were great will be average or good.

I go still continue to dey blame cr7 and Messi for this stat matter. Football don cast finally. In seven years time football nor go dey sweet again cos na overrated footballers we go dey watch, no passion again, just some spoilt brat entertaining us with their crèche skills. Na lawn tennis sure pass for me this days.

BlueAngel444:
But bakayoko played with fabinho (monaco's no.2) against tottenham I think. And they did well

jThat is because Fabinho is disciplined. Physical present matters too.

Ibime:
Leave him. Those who understand what they are watching know what's up. The "Kante does all the work" argument has been rubbished in preseason already, as we saw Kante being overrun all day in midfield. Make we dey watch. This season go show how far.

Chelsea will be exposed playing Baka and kante in two man midfield. Both are runners with the ball. Midfield is not just about running but positioning, physical presence, passing and discipline

Nihilist:
Hopefully not, cos Matic didn't shield the back 3 at all. Kante did.

Matic did actually. Kante was always the one going forward when we are pressing.

BlueAngel444:
Bakayoko's discipline, not too sure, remember Luiz before Conte. The way he tracks back even if he his way up the pitch is impressive ( don't ask me why he goes high up the pitch . )

Bakayoko has an imposing presence in midfield, Matic is more of a safety anchor while Bakayoko is a Player (even with his Gattuso madness he has fewer cards than Ramos)

Can Bakayoko shield the back 3 like how Matic did it.

BlueAngel444:
Bakayoko is better than Matic (based on last season's performance)

Its not about been better but is he disciplined like matic.

We don't have squad depth but somehow somehow still selling. Sidon look na dog name.

Matic is good and very loyal. Manure wil look formidable this coming season.

Our transfer policy don change.

The kind beat I go beat her ehn if she nor die she go see who die, that is if na me.

The money too big for Neymar to reject if not who be PSG wey Barca dey. But the manner he's leaving is very childish. Typical Brazilian.smh

Chelseafan1:
Lol, who are the Chelsea fans, lemme beat them for you.

When u dey shout long may our woes continue 2 seasons ago when belle dey sweet u, u don forget abi.

Nor mind that hypocrite. He forgot so soon what he started.

spartacus11:
Take it easy, yaba left it's already filled with ur fellow urine fans, wen Neyma trash ur Ass, where was ur 100 million man?

Because they defeated one vaalenegera club person nor go hear word again.

Matic turns 29years old on Tuesday. Well, 50mil pounds is a good deal for Chelsea.