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missberrypop5: my Neldrizzy? Na him you deh insult so? .

your neldrizzy? sounds like new teddy bear name, it must be one of your toy

missberrypop5: na fight? Neldrizzy come see this boy o

so its me you re referring as 'this boy' btw, who is neldrizzy? is he/she madt?

missberrypop5: (

missberrypop5 me abi *vexed* *hit my head against hers twice*

dechandel: Lmao

I am a chelsea fan

missberrypop5: i agree o, slippers and ocada men, for viewing center na keke + motorcycle + bicycle. No car o, talk of better one.

STFUP, how dare you generalize, I am chelsea fan so are my friends n we don't ride okada. Man utd, arsenal, have fans that ride okada n who says those that ride okada are low lifers and doesn't deserve to watch football...take ya time..*vexed*

Sarimah: its hard to believe tho

I know but its for reaal baby..

Sarimah: in this 21st century?

yes oo! some people are not gadgets fanatics and this only occur in western world.

rezzy: My sister in Abraka always say these
1. Na witch? Pls whats the meaning?

2. E better make rain for than for bad thing to happen.


Make press hear, meaning if people hear.

Na witch means 'to dare someone to try it'.e.g ruvbe i go woos(slap) you o!, rukevbe reply 'na witch'

E better make rain for than for bad thing to happen means 'there should be distraction to where you are going to cos you dont know what would have happen, in this case, negative thing do happen'.

Guy you get G4? meaning 'Guy do you have garri'?

bro borrow me sky meaning bro. lend me #50

Idrismusty97: "Wetin concern me?"
That is the pidgin version of "That's none of my business".

"You get mouth o!"
That means you are funny. dey talk!

"Na you sabi"
That's your problem

FIXED

fighalo: Nigerians givin advice since 1600s... u re dis gud in futbal nd u dae see bench for ur street

bro can you see the score line now....kids always want to counter a reasonable comment since 1523.

drinkwater

The reality on how to use rooney properly; play him behind top 9 when playing 4-4-2 formation, play him as top 9 when playing 4-3-3 formation and play him behind top 9 as well when playing 4-1-3-2 just like van gaal formation above but playing rooney as no 10 man utd will be average which happened last season but they have di maria, herrera now who can split passes so they will cover his flaws up when playing as no 10..

chelsea fc a.k.a blues to win 2 goals to 1

OsoDupe: bro, who collect ur chin chin ds morning? Don't worry, I go help u fight d person.

so, i am now a kid that they buy n collect chin chin from abi, isn't that what you mean?

15years of no proper companion , mehn! thats cheating...well, na man n woman matter , make i face my work.

OsoDupe: if ur anger cannot boil water, abeeggiiii chill

so, i am now bottle water that chill, isn't it?

OsoDupe: wetin be my mama and papa own for this naw, shebi we dey explain equal rights to each other ni, d thing dey vex u? Abi why u dey act like a kid? Equal rights all the way

yes! e dey vex me..woman! take ya time

OsoDupe: I carry the kids in my belly, u wash their clothes when they are born, I cook the food, u fetch the water. I peel yam, u pound yam. I cook soup, u grind pepper. I go to market, u do d laundry and clean the house.My friends come over for tea, u go to football viewing centre, equal rights so simple, so sweet

who be this kid , so na so u see ur papa and ur mama dey do abi

OsoDupe: Bro, u dey vex?let me just counter vex too, God punish all the sweet mouthed guys that promised ladies marriage and even go to the extent of introducing ladies to family members just to get down there and afterward dumping the ladies, all the ladies u have wrecked with ur sugarcoated mouth will haunt u and when u settle down, u will settle down with a woman that will show u hell.

man and woman matter, na wao...well, na ADAM i blame wey go dey ask GOD for companion...na there man wahala start.

deebee13: Nice one op!

, the first paragraph on the meme make sense but the last one

jennylove7575: Op you are on point...many women in Nigeria these days can marry anything just to bear Mrs somebody..marriage is supposed to be a union of genuine companionship, compatability, working together, genuine love and friendship. Because of desperation due to societal and family pressure or self serving interests, many women in Nigeria ends up in loveless marriages of convenience... The kind of self consolation words you hear from such women is "I go dey manage the man. At least people see am say I dey man house and I go get my respect." Rubbish!..gross stupidity on the woman part and a life imprisonment of the body, soul and emotions...yes nobody in life is perfect, but as a single woman, never give up ur expectations in a man u would like to marry and settle for less. Its not a tic tac toh..marriage is a good thing if u marry right...no be by force.. It is very unhealthy to live a lie..

you ought to meet the guy's expectation as well.

Kachisbarbie: Very rude post...I wonder how she felt typing it. A man that paid a ladys' bride price...that's who she is calling plan B...,nawa o....this one strong...lol

very disrespectful, i know her type.

Kachisbarbie: The lady never said we should settle for less - I guess y'all misunderstood her...she meant, we shouldn't be blinded by physical looks, sometimes marriage goes beyond the physique...just marry someone you wanna wake up to everyday (and vice-versa)...that's just it
-Never settle for less - always settle for the best, but then we can't satisfactorily define less/best...no single human out there is less

I think the problem we have these days arises from poor comprehension...the lady used words like- Obsessed, Most...she wasn't in anyway speaking in an affirmative, even though her points came out harsh

... why is there so much pressure/focus on the female folks and their choices in life?...I just don't gerrit
-they say 'marriage' is overhyped, yet it is one topic that gets so much attention...let it slide pls

P.S : The fact that you called her post 'stupeed' is unprofessional and...I don't know what else to call it... ...we can't all be of the same school of thought - respect her own reasoning.
-If you have to counter her, go back to her post, read/understand it properly...then counter her.

how exactly, would you come online and call someones' husband a PLAN-B, and an available that became desirable?? Jeez...I know this is a forum, but before you 'submit'...take a moment to review your choice of words...Thanks

@emboldened,in the last paragraph, i saw it too, her post is full of insult and belittle...lepacious bose, mr ibu, bla bla bla, op na person papa and sister u dey belittle so o...okay

tsolz200: .

Reminds me of FFK shagging ladyB, biafra's 1st lady

@bolded, hahahahahaha

everybody for naija na comedian

this guy is good

cr7 fans argue with goals nothing more. If messi is not scoring, he is assisting/play making for his team mate. Messi is a football genius...Cr7 is all about me, myself and I(self centered player), cr7 is obsess about messi every season whereas, messi just do his thing on the pitch(pure class). If not for bale,sergio ramos, marcelo and di maria atletico madrid would have been crown UCL champion, they fought hard that day meanwhile cr7 scored a penalty and took off his shirt celebrating as if he scored the equalizing and winning goal, he hardly celebrate his team mate goals cos he believe they are to feed him like a baby(i.e, scoring goals is his only stat he use in competing with messi nothing more)...messi>>>cr7 any time any day...messi carry the team while without the team to supply tap-in, cr7 is no where to be found. The team work for cr7 making benzema to decline cos even him as a striker assist cr7 to score goals.

sandijey: Do u no any one fat has killed?

yes my uncle's wife, she was just like some of these ladies before she died(obesity).

coogar: their stats after they came into football? di maria shytes on hazard if it comes to that.

hazard has scored 81 goals + 93 assists in 22,585 minutes(entire career). di maria has 58 goals + 115 assists in 21,912 minutes(his entire career). even a kid of 5 knows di maria is better in spite of the fact that 30% of hazard goals came from cheap penalties in lille & chelsea.

if we narrow it to their time in europe, hazard still loses. hazard has only 2 goals + 6 assists in 1,767 champions league minutes. di maria has 8 goals + 15 assists in 3,052 mins. di maria contributes more per minute than hazard.

if we ignore that line & we narrow it down to league stats in europe only.....hazard has 60 league goals + 68 league assists in 16,118 league minutes. di maria has 23 league goals & 63 league assists in 7,644 league minutes.

hazard contributes 1 goal/assist every 126 minutes, di maria contributed the same every 89 minutes. on what planet is hazard statistically better than di maria, maybe in your lucid dreams.



the french league is a swamp of piss. my grandma would win player of the season in that shyte league. i look at the calibre of hazard's predecessors and i am not convinced.



i have given you the statistics that matter in minutes & di maria shat on hazard. this isn't about messi or ronaldo. it's about hazard & di maria and hazard got sonned by their overall career statistics or the statistics in europe.

don't come back here until you have a strong rebuttal to counter my claim. if i see you here postulating ridiculous opinion, i would reach into your mouth with my iron hand & pull your skeleton out.

fake stats I know ur type.hazard>>di maria #facts

coogar: ronaldo is the current ballon d'or winner, not messi. even if blatter did magomago like you opined, did blatter also officiate madrid games to give real madrid la decima? did blatter score 17 champions league goals for ronaldo?



portugal isn't a strong football country. they have never won it so i don't see how this is even a slight on ronaldo. the world cup is about tradition, the countries that have dominated it back in the days are the ones still dominating it.

ronaldo compensates for that in club competitions, breaking all records in spain and rewriting the history of football. that's enough. if di maria is a madrid reject, hazard is a lille reject as well. i would rather have the madrid reject. enyimba has achieved more honours than lille.




what wonders has hazard done? no league title in his career and he's going to be 24 in january? kagawa even won a league title in england & germany. hazard can't even win a league title in a lowly-rated french league - shame!




their stats at the beginning cannot even count cos hazard started from a very weak league. no one rates the french league? a goal scored in la liga = 5 goals in french ligue.

I mean their stats since they came into football limelight hazard>>di maria not this season and hazard won french league with lille, 2 french league player of the season get ur facts right and chelsea>>>>lille so it wasn't a reject to move to chelsea rather an uplift, remember man utd was even going for his signature then but he prefer to sign for chelsea unlike di maria, from real madrid to struggling n desperate man utd side, real madrid>>>man utd, #facts..and who asked portugal to win WC? Cr7 should have shown his quality even if they didn't win it but what happened he has been flop for 3 WCs now, you sound as if portugal is iran, portugal have players also, against ghana cr7 missed like 4 clear chances...la liga defence is shyte, only atletico madrid have strong defence there. Messi is from another planet, he is a genius, if messi is not scoring he is assisting/playmaking for his team mate.