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DSaroos:
Hit ma inbox

I tried but apparently I can't unless we follow each other. Let's take this to whatsapp if u don't mind, here is my number 08132173057 or u can give me urs

Ehen, finally, where are the chemical engineering aspirants??

MaverickExcel1:
Just stay where you are OK? It suits you

calm down sir, E never reach like this

charix:
Go to the diary section and create a new thread. All you have to do's keep updating it from time to time.

tanks a lot man

jagugu88li:
Let me call a friend to help you, at least I think he can. Dajugba!! Were are you dear?

thanks a bunch

charix:
You can start by opening a nairaland diary whereby you hone the discipline needed to post daily/weekly entries while improving your use of English.

thanks but how do I open a nairaland diary?

MaverickExcel1:
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how about u help me here rather than pushing me to ur blog?

imoleaye:
Am in ur shoes bro, i love blogging as well but dnt knw how to start

hopefully we will get some useful tips here...hopefully!

mokoshalb:
I understand both of you very much.. but there is more to it thn you think, but I believe steadily, u will understand more, but not at once... I can guide both of you through further, PM through signature...

please do help us with any useful tip...thanks in advance

Good day guys, I love writing and I see blogging as a good platform to express myself, just don't know how to start up one or even how to run one. Please and please every advice will be highly appreciated..... Cc lalastica

Great futoites, I greet u all, please where are the chemical engineering aspirants??

victorydian:
bin waiting lyk forever for this futo thread.. Pls ppl with genuine info should help us out.. lyk how much was ur screening form. did mine for 6k... I think I was swindled

I spent 10k ma, I don't think u were swindled...

Op loves carrots

cutesimplycalm:
Can't believe shez 40 she looks like someone in her early or mid 30s. I'm apy for her sha. Happy birthday to her

you think that cos u ve not seen her without make ups, trust me she looks 40

WhatOnEarth:
Sorry for your troubles. But I will tell you to CALM DOWN. Kulu temper. No shaking for your side.
John 16.33 tells us "But take heart! I have overcome the world."

I would address your question as a Roman Catholic. I too had to find my way back to church on my own. Though my story is not as serious as yours.

First of all, I would address those who say there is no evidence for God.
The logic is simple.
You are here on Nairaland soliciting for advice. You are convinced 100% that there is a HUMAN BEING behind that keyboard replying you. Except of course a computer robot registers on Nairaland; but the same robot has to be programmed by SOMEBODY, right. So what about this universe? Is it at all likely that it came out of otueke??
1 Colossians 1.15 tells us, "All things created BY him, and FOR him"


Now some say if God wanted us to have a religion there would have been only ONE religion.
Quite true. But God had to start it somewhere and then he would tell someone to tell another someone and spread the message.
Mark 16.15 addresses this question when it says, "Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation"


Some would advice you to just believe in a "supreme being" and that's all.
Yet some of those people will never advice you to just believe that there is a thing called "Nigeria" and then all is well. They want an ORGANIZED Nigeria. A Nigeria with plan and direction. This is the reason why worship of the creator or supreme being has to take an organized form. Errors have proliferated already, even with the level of organization that obtains today. Tell me what would become of religion were it not organized at all.
Matthew 16. 18-19 tells us "you are Peter, and on this rock[a] I will build my church, and the gates of hell[b] shall not prevail against it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven"
If you lock up your house and give the keys to somebody, what does that make the person Gateman. Which means that only whom they allow can gain entrance.

As for saying that religion has caused a lot of wars and all the other nonsense.
Well, I have news for you. Hitler was not a christian at the time he was killing who knows who. Stalin was not a christian either. The Khmer Rouge in Cambodia. Is it Christianity that asked Nigerian to kill Biafrans? Christians who perpetrate an uncalled-for war are betraying their religion already.
Matthew 5.39 instructs christians "f anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also."
I can tell you most solemnly, as long as the kingdom of God has not come on earth, THERE WILL CONTINUE TO BE WAR AND STRIFE.

As for those who maintain that no religion is true because we just happen to be born into each one.
Well, now is your time to find your way into one, all by YOURSELF. But to do that you have to do research and pray. Its not easy. I commend your work as an exco in school. But sadly enough, I would guess that you did not do any serious study of the christian religion. I have been there and know that how it works in school. There is too much praise and worship already. Anyway.
Matthew 16.24 tells us "Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me."

Somebody mentioned that all unjust acts would be repayed in this life. Either by 'untimely death' or something.
But if I may ask him. What about the baby that dies during childbirth or even one day old or two months or one year? Have they committed any unjust act just yet? Death happens to us all. It is a common denominator and ipso facto CANNOT be due recompense. Our Abacha died while still milking Nigeria dry. How is that recompense considering that somewhere across the water some baby might have died too.
For me, I see believe in life after here in terms of JUSTICE. There is so much injustice in this world already for it to be corrected in this world. That is one of the reasons I believe strongly that somehow, somewhere, someone would repay.
John 9.3 says "Neither this man nor his parents sinned,... but this happened so that the works of God might be displayed in him"


I don't have time to go into a lot of details here. But if you notice in my writing, there is a common thread that runs through all the verses I quote. You can quote me if you have more questions. But I am NOT ashamed to call you to embrace the one who says, "I am the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE. NO MAN cometh to the father EXCEPT through me.


And that is CHRIST JESUS.

God bless you on your earthly sojourn.

God bless for this

Anywhere in Lagos is better than anywhere in Ogun state, development is faster in Lagos. Mowe of five years ago is not so different from the Mowe of today, so I will say u go for Ikorodu......

photoshoot:
9. When your mother makes you eat the dinner you didn’t finish from last night.


https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/eat.jpg


Mummy, yesterday has gone na.

this cracked me... Happened to me couple of times

Donbigi2:
239

nice one

Donbigi2:
Computer science

score?

Donbigi2:
So it's my fault that I came out of school this year and took waec this year

don't listen to dat guy, I think there is a place for awaiting result peeps, just go to the site you will know what to do, what course did you apply for?

nnamdi1993:
People wey i dey pity na guy wey thier babes dey uni,dem go dey hwz dey beat chest dat she cant do it. At dis level i dey nw,i no fit date babe wey still dey skul ooo, dem go jst use ur heart play pes2016

lol, girls second name na Konami

Jennifer89:
you are very correct in fact number 11 happened to me some years back i was just 8 years old. Mum and i went to the market and she was walking like Usain Bolt. I couldn't catch up with her 'na so i con lose track o' i jejely went to stand at one place, no phone then to communicate. After she waka she no see me na she waka con dey find me, eventually she came to the place and saw me. I'm sure her mind must have journeyed to different places lol # Sweet Mum#

and when she finally finds me, she will be like

This child, I have been looking for you, you made me scare... Me I will be like

You made me scared too with the way you were flying.....chai mammy moo oyoyo, they are the best thing to happen to humanity

mysticgal:
I even refused to follow her to the market today Because of the stress. Man fit go market by 9 am come back by 5 pm with only one backo bag and plenty of pricing. Biko make man rest

you sef go do am when you become a mother especially with d way our economy is going

sweetylicious:

its not easy to know all about money and to start learning how to pronounce one yeye word.

PS: am not anambra ooo

Nice collection mimzy, in fact you don win finish, patapata we rig am... I swear

sweetylicious:
I know you cannot pronounce it oya pronounce it PARALLELLOGRAM

take ya time gi oo, is it not pala sori pala, okay for the last time, its palarreroglam

sweetylicious:
I know you cannot pronounce it oya pronounce it PARALLELLOGRAM

take ya time gi oo, is it not pala sori pala, okay for the last time, its palarreroglam

I don't understand why this should be an argument, everyone that went or is still going to a poly applied to a university and were denied admission so they made due with polytechnics. The truth is that a university is better, unless you want to deceive yourself. Finally, I heard someone talking about Auchi, smh, its not even among top five in Nigeria

rheether:
Nigeria students are too lazy to be this innovative.

lmao, omo all dis ones still dey learn ooo, I ve seen dudes go deeper than dis

Spells:
how I wish I can slap that 419 dude.... Receive extra-large sense in Jesus name

don't mind the fool, he does not know that he is too old for all these rubbish. What I can't understand is why they still use all this silly tactics, could it be that people still fall for them?

Benardayiode:
Joint Admission And Matriculation Board (JAMB) portal has been enable for candidates to determine the institution they have been posted for 2016 admission . Candidates already been posted to they choice of institution should visit they institution for screening and registration.

Not Posted Candidates- If your details has not been confirmed depends on your post-utme score to your desirable course , If you check and is still showing Not been posted yet -Call Jamb admn Mr Fabian - for Assistance now to be posted to your institution before the jamb Candidates posting deadline.

idiots like you will be looking for who to dupe, better go and look for something worthwhile to do to earn some money, Mr fabian kor, you no like Mr Felix.. Receive sense in jesus name!!