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AfricanApple: ah ahn, shey bi na u go do surgery. na girl u be now o

Tah!
I rebuke every spirit of girlism in me...

imagine pesin screwing me!

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuurggggghhhhhhh

AfricanApple: don't worry, u will just wake up one day and see yourself black. yeye girl like u

#feels her neck#

are you okay?

who be girl?

FrancisTony: I am not guided by any doctrine. I am just a church goer.

BTW, I attend a 'protestant' church not 'Catholic.

Lolz...
lemme pretend I've not been seeing you in Catholic threads...
You have not celebrated the Holy Mary bullshiiit
Nd you've not shared a Catholic post this morning...

Mr Peter... I feel you

FrancisTony: That's why I still put theist.

What about the 'free thinking '

You can't be 'free-thinking' when you are neck deep in a doctrine.... can you?

FrancisTony: You sure know what a 'deist/theist' mean?

my surprise is about the 'deist'

sure u do believe in ur Catholic doctrines... you can't be a deist

FrancisTony: - I am not a non-believer. I can describe myself as a free-thinking theist/deist. Gerrit?

Francis!

since when?

Lolz... we are waiting

she's not!

I don't like white gurlz...

Profcamsey: Na which 1 u sabi sing? see him mouth. dat song dope die, d guy go soon hit #EME IS A DESTINY KILLER

u u fit sing atall...
ur mouth no look lyk pesin wey sabi whistle sef

Airforce1: Na club song
And na wetin we dey dance for club be that for now

But why u dey criticise
What do u even know about music?

So many tinz clubbers lyk u dnt knw...

I can't start listing dem down Cus e go enta tru dis side of ur ear nd commot here...

oya shake body

Airforce1: Go listen to his latest hit "shake body"

Madt song

can't believe u play dis kain songs


'dey wan hold me for ransom
Cus am rich nd am young nd am handsome
Oya shake body! '

claireshan: Oh ok then

yea it was fine yours?

yhu nd I knw Twas gr8

#winks

fairari022: @the self acclaimed grammarians above, if you can't peruse through the op's transcribe with ease, go scrutinize yourself without much ado.
this really shows how cave and backward you guys are, for a modern man would never ask if you know how to say it with dexterity, he rather ask, if you have what to say.

like I said prior, some Nigerians are so bankrupt of courtesy, they excogitate education as luxury and as a means of bully/mockery to others who are slightly deficit of it. just for a head's up, note that the right use of English language isn't synonymous to being smart. You can bind all the words in the Oxford lexicon in dexterity and still be a dumb a'ss.



back to the topic,


op, since when did nairaland ladies become commodities that you defray lucre or bank notes on? the last I checked, only commodities are either "expensive" or cheap. lol
I'd like you rephrase the topic to "why are some nairaland ladies upscaled"

.

heyoo Alright... this is how it supposed to be...

heyoo Alright... this is how it supposed to be..

heyoo Alright... this is how it supposed to be...


#singing

AfricanApple: na im be say u don dry finish na as u don vomit ya intestine finish.

really?

Thank Gawd u got an apple!


#grabs her...#

LaurelP: At what age should a guy and a girl start planning for marriage? To get into a serious relationship that is marriage bound.

wrong question...

Guys and Girls shouldn't think of marriage...
The result will be disastrous...

she's a celebrity na

Hmmm...

This Same 'ole boring thread

Nobleval: it happens....

have you done it before?

Or have you been doing it?

TAH!

THE SECOND PART DOESN'T HAPPEN HERE IN NAIJA... I STILL DOUBT SOME OF THE FIRST ONE SEF...



#TEAMCRUSHWITHCONTROL

all theeeeeeeeeeeeese?

dah means I neva start crushing yet o

claireshan: huh I don't get it,what is B or W?

morning dear

bbm or whatsapp

Mawnin hun...

ur nyt was cool...ryt?

pervert!

Fank Gawd it's untrue

hohohohohohohohoho

dude get mind die

Hehehe...

Mugabe sha


blackday
black sheep
black magic

Thank God I ain't black

claireshan: Y?

Lolz... changed ma mine...let's go do it d normal way...B or W...am on!

Jregz: dude,why is there a [color=pink] (f) [/color] attached to yo name ?

Una no wan free me ba

na mistake... e go correct soon

how far...Hw ve u bin?

MTN Don follow smile on u?...onto say u be #TeamHeavyDataUser

claireshan: yea baby how are you?

Baby?

#scratchingMyHead#

ve forgotten What I wanted to ask

claireshan!

mstik: #hugs him#
yeah am following your trend now

#holds her waist #




Alright let's roll