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Imagine every session you'll keep adding and dividing by 2.
Oh mehn!

This picture is already radiating some silly thoughts down my head...

*makes cross sign*


A glimpse at those two shiny mountains and smooth Valley can lead many people to chwist through the other way

cc150615:
Don't let me pray that you find yourself in such a position....it's easier said than done brother, I won't do another person's job cos I want Nigeria to be better, I'll only do my part, I can almost bet that the man's organisation knows that he does stuff like that but they have still kept him until now!

I'm not a woman, so no one will ask me to grease his bed for anything.
I was just being a concerned citizen. At least it's you women that'll still suffer in the long run.

*crinkles my nose and walks away... *

pussyeater:
Op! Walahi na petrol full ur brain! So u mean EBOLA VIRUS na "Vital Information Resources Under Siege"


Make I ask you, Which vital info Ebola get?

LOL. The vital information in your body is under siege by Ebola...

Under siege means under attack

DVD is Digital Versatile Disc... Not Digital Video Disc.
If you could get the DVD wrong, hmmm... The rest needs serious scrutiny.

cc150615:
You guys shouldn't be so fast to conclude, this is Nigeria, I've seen first hand where ppl try all legal/diplomatic means to report such superiors but still suffer the consequences...who told you that the person capable of sacking him isn't another pedophile looking for bed greasers.
I'm not saying he can't be caught and brought to book but it's not as easy as y'all think and if I were in her shoes I won't want to put myself through that hassle.
As for the next lady that would come his way, it's left for her also to make her own choice.

OP, I know it took a lot of courage for you to turn him down considering how scarce jobs are but I believe God will reward your faithfulness just keep holding on. Truth is you could have only given in to that if you're ready to continue greasing his bed to remain on the job and even many other beds so the decision you took is the best.
See you at the top!

LOL @bold no more brother's keeper.

Alright, if you say so. Let's just watch and pray... Nigeria will get better on its own.

osita456:
Do you have sense at all. If what you want is trouble you will get it. Then you will have sense.

sense
noun (plural senses)
- Any of the manners by which living beings perceive the physical world: for humans sight, smell, hearing, touch, taste.
- Perception through the intellect; apprehension; awareness.
- The meaning, reason, or value of something.
- To use biological senses: to either smell, watch, taste, hear or feel.
- To instinctively be aware.

Which of them do you mean?

And nobody has a monopoly over troublemaking. In fact, I'm causing you trouble now and will always do

Sempumping:


why are u dis pained ...

I wish I could show you my natural face ...

Nigerian girls are beautiful

yeah we make up

yeah we wear hair extensions

but I'm sure you know we r naturally beautiful

so please dont hate ....beside that my "tall" spec isn't too much to ask

it's like Nl guys just like to talk about beauty lately

I'm neither hating nor pained, Miss. I'm just stating fact.
You girls be dreaming up specs, yet have nothing tangible to offer.

LOL... You're naturally beautiful but still uses makeup. Would you apply bandages if you got no wounds?

Your face won't be any different from all these ones have been seeing, so I'll gladly pass.

Maybe his own processor is Snakedragon, not A10
The only thing I love about iPhones is the camera. Dazzal.

To be honest, I'm not proud of this man. I just need a smart young person as president.

Sempumping:
Tall guys all d way ...

I mean tall not "Long "

some would be tall ,long neck ,big head,big foot, and small kini' = Long( 6.6 •)

Tall=slim , sleek ,fine complexion ,exemptionary full pocket ,nice skin ,smells nice always ,fresh breath ,prays for 2hrs non-stop ..

Typical Nigerian girl.
Won't be surprising to know that she's just a walking artwork - I mean collection of paintings and attachments

Fernandowski:
7. A LOVELY HUG TURNS INTO AN EMBARASSING CLASH OF BODY PARTS.

One day I was strolling on campus when this petite girl I knew rush to hug me.
I just calmed the chic down and shook her and she was like... Hmm, so you're claiming good boy now, you don't hug girls.

She didn't know I was just calculating the elevation. I didn't wanna end up hugging someone's head and leaving the boobi scot-free

johnydon22:
Oh you still can - they are many species out there that can easily kill you and eat you.

That's true... But not me.

Although I've explored so many dangerous places on earth, but then, it only happens in my head...!!!

Not even if we choose to call ourselves animals we are animals - just because some humans are way better than the others in ways like [Financially, intellectually, physically] doesn't make them any more human than the other.

we are animals too regardless of our abilities ..

Neil Degraise Tyson once asked - why is it that we judge the intelligence of other species based only on the things we can do best - why not the things they can do best?

You see if we judge it based on what they can do best then we probably will be the dumb ones..

No specie will ever regard the other as equal - so we may not be equal but we all are cosmopolitians [ citizens of cosmos and children of the earth]



Survival instincts that drives you to eat the other how does it differ from having the impression you are better and more deserving - just as you are thinking now.



So considerations should be based on the intellectual capabilities of beings? what about the virtue of their emotional capabilities?

Many animals do that you can only say at a minimal scale ..

Some primate species [Monkeys] has been observed to be now on the "Stone age" this doesn't mean using stones but manipulating them into specific shapes for specific tasks.


They still are heading towards extinction at a very disturbing rate - there is a cosmological loneliness we feel that we have not made contact with other life forms in other worlds, we don't even know if their are, lets us not make ourselves the only species in this world too.

If all these boils down to appending some rights to animals; all things remaining equal, we should also consider having PLANT RIGHTS!

As we all know, plants are the primary protectors of the universe; they are also Cosmopolitan citizens, they are biotic entities capable of phototropic locomotion and reproduction... Their roles in purifying the ecosystem and shielding humans from the adverse effects of solar radiation, as well as absorbing excess CO2, etc, cannot be overemphasised.

But what do animals do? we they only eat and produce wastes and more wastes!

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

thorpido:
Why e go commot cloth for hospital?You know he has to be in a shirt and tie and a ward coat at work so his body is barely visible.

It's a passion for him,not that body-building has anything to do with medicine.

Keeping fit is very okay. But going husky isn't professional...

Unless you specialise in muscular sport.

The feminine touch of a doctor goes a long way in having some kind of placebo effect on the patients. Not proven though... I'm just reasoning.

Paying me to keep myself healthy...
Nice incentive tho...

What's the correlation between medical profession and body building?

Me thinks a doctor should be soft-lookoing and approachable.

If this one commot clothes for hospital, all the patients fit stand up tear race

enchantedone:
ur contributions are only exciting to atheists and not Christians. if atheists need to discuss, u guys should create ur own section. the mono and bi-syllabic contributions u earlier made mention of makes sense to christians and it is not meant to make sense to u because u are obviously not. pls hit like if u are a Christian and u don't like d anti-christian and christianophobic comments on our section.

I should hit like? Funny lady. I see you're actually new on Nairaland.

I make the inciting comments cause I like them

enchantedone:
please for d sake of peace,let oga seun allow only Christians to make comments on d Christian section just d same way Muslims can only comment on d Islamic section. because there is no fairness when one religion's views are highly respected, while d other religion is d subject of mockery during any religious discussion

Why so, Miss?
You need us Ma to make your threads exciting and keep you on your toes.

Otherwise, it will be filled with, 'amen', 'I believe, amen', 'thank you Op' and other mono and bi-syllabic contributions that won't even make sense.

ychris:
Beht, btw,would the person falls from the sky of other country or something?

Nope. He is going to burst through the earth.

The 'sky' (atmosphere) is just a gaseous envelope of the earth. It surrounds the whole earth above, while we're inside it, on top the lithosphere.

musicwriter:
Please read my previous post where I made the orange analogy. All countries are ontop of the earth not inside!

Oh! I now get it. Thanks.

musicwriter:
Remember, this is an imaginary journey (not a real journey) as the temperature down the earth is too hot and can't allow physically going anything beyond 100 C.

However, to answer your question, yes, if you are able to withstand the high temperatures and keep digging, you'll come out at another country!.


This is because the earth is round like an orange- actually oval like a rugby ball. If you use a stick and pierce down through an orange, the stick would come out at another end. Its as simple as that.

@bold
Does it mean some people are under, while others are above the lithosphere of this spherical earth?

cc Johnydon22

johnydon22:
"Human" is no special title to hold after all you end up exactly same way every other animal does and as a matter of fact you are also an animal.

At least I won't end up in the stomach of another animal.

Unequal on whose benchmark? You think animals themselves think you anymore special than they are - a tiny mosquito lives for barely 9 days yet it hosts on you and kills humans on many occasions to survive, this shows it deems it life more worthy and valuable than yours.

A popular quote says all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. Even if we chose to call ourselves animals, the truth is we can never be equal. So its not about what they think, it's what we know - erm.. Do they even THINK?

All animals feed because they possess a survival instincts and not because they think they're more valuable or more worthy than others.

Humans are special because their level of intelligence and capabilities are unmatched. There's no way to rationalize that. Nature made it so.

let's face it sir their are no V.I.P seats in nature, you may be more special than a chimpanzee in a human society but in a chimpanzee pack you are not.

LOL. But man has always exploited nature and tweak it accordingly to his whims. So who's the boss?

That is if we don't push them into extinction faster than they should - man is nature's greatest tool for natural selection and death on earth.

Nope. That's why we have many conservation outfits out there.
Nowadays, our focus have been shifted to sustainable development of natural resources. So animals are animals are totally covered.
There are several bodies out there that are working hand in hand to foresee the preservation and conservation of generic resources such as UNEP, WCED, etc.

Or consideration of other species also as much earthlings as we also are.

Man is the most naturally beautiful being on earth... Even his stick is also beautiful compared to this

I don't even know anything about this Udom and his family. This is the first time I'm hearing he has a wife, and her name is Martha.

How did she select her beneficiary?

I don't trust these politicians. If you want to help your society, develop a scheme and touch many lives.

Not just by erecting a bungalow for some random person to earn praises.

The comments here though...

I can only vouch for the rights of intelligent animals like dogs.

When Animals are given rights, we are indirectly elevating them to the status of human beings, which will pose a restriction on how we use them.

To me, it is more of injustice to treat unequal things equally...

Maybe sometimes in future, animals will evolve enough to formulate their own rights... As Right, for now is an intellectual property of Man.

All we need is sustainable usage, not rights.

She's actually erm... DELICIOUS!

hUmaneOne:
Religion might not ensue scientific growth growth etc
But I can assure you, there is much to wish for apart from science.

The morality which religion brings is more than enough to be grateful for.

Im sure you didn't know the great Einstein made this quote.

Which morality?

Take a walk into the Nigerian prisons and tell me if the occupants are atheist...

Morality was never part of religion, they just hijacked it.

DrayZee:
You seem to have forgotten that we're in Nigeria. Once the guy drop small money, the entire lawsuit will be swept under the carpet.

Who's talking about a lawsuit here?

Maybe you've forgotten that the media is more effective than our judiciary system.

Just let his face grace the Internet, and the rest would be handled by nature

.. And how did you know the weight of ants equals the weight of all humans... WHO WEIGH THEM

DrayZee:
She may neither have had the strength nor the time to pursue a lawsuit.
And it's not as if it would get her the job afterwards.

On her other thread, several people suggested she went with a recorder and, or a police officer. That shiit would've ended there and other employers will take caution.

If we continue sidelining ourselves, sadly this illegal practice will never stop.