It's a freaking ulcer, bro.

I had those symptoms when I was suffering from Gastro-esophageal disease (GED).

It's the Advanced form of ulcer.

Nonny95:




Peter Obi on Arise TV

This one enter sha!

This man is missing a golden opportunity.

If he watches and act along, that'd be such a happy home!

Smart people watch cartoons.

Saw this post and I recalled an incident when I was teaching Computer science in Kogi state during my NYSC placement.

Told the class rep to write names of noise makers. He did and handed the list to me afterwards.

As I was reeling out the names for punishment, I stumbled upon a certain all-English names and I impulsively knew he was from the south, and specifically Akwa Ibom.

"Are you from Akwa Ibom?" I queried when he shuffled forward to receive his punishment.

"Yes." He responded.

I shook my head.


Akwa Ibom people are notorious for onomastic anglicization (😂). I could have been a victim save that my grandpa was highly learned and he usually rebelled against the assimilation of some western practices. Guess I got some of my rebellious attitude from him.

But I'm glad he did. Today, I'm most happy to flash my indigenous surname like a privilege badge, and will ensure I carry my people's culture forward - starting from the name.

Nolevel666:

A lot of them are not educated.

Them women fine but can’t even speak fluent English

But what's really wrong with you people?

What's the correlation between what you just spewed and the current topic?

How do we validate your own level of education when you can't simply stick to a topic?

JasonScoolari:
The 8yrs of Buhari's hardship did not teach you and your fellow never-do-well enough lessons?


E better make person born THIEF than to born MUMU.

I specifically logged in to like this post. Thanks, boss for putting the nincompoop, that dreg of the society in his place!

SultanOfAbia:
I began to get close with a girl I'm dating for months. She started spending night in my house recently.
This is the 4th time I'm spending night with her and I keep noticing something strange about her
Due to the fact that I am a night crawler work late till around 2am

I noticed that the smallest sound wakes this girl up.
She can be in deep sleep snoring, if you just drop pen for ground. This girl will wake up.
She can be sleeping long hours if I move chair, just small sound. This girl will wake up
The sound of slippers moving is enough to make this girl wake up from deep sleep.

Any small sound this girl will wake up
I opened a can of malt, the sound woke this girl up. She will wake up look around and go back to sleep.

Is this a sign of trauma??
I feel like she doesn't sleep at all.. it's weird how alert she is during deep sleep.

I'm even thinking of dumping her
It's scary that she can easily wake up if pin drop for floor. Any small sound she will just wake up.

Is this normal?

Simply hold her tight, hug, cuddle, pat her on the back and send her back to sleep.

That gives her the assurance and sense of being protected.

You can even look her in the eye, smile and peck her on the forehead and whisper, "Go back to sleep, hun, I'm here".

Naija men ain't romantic at all!

IyaebeTheGreat:
A lot of people have met on other social media platforms and eventually got married but it's a different game here on nairaland, why? Though it's common knowledge that we don't have much marriageable men on this forum(the few marriageable ones are already married) but we have loads of wonderful marriageable women here but it's obvious the guys here on this forum are not marriage material standard. Seun will share part of the blame on judgement day for contributing to the rise of unmarried singles who are now against the sacred institution called marriage. You allowed some group of men that call themselves redpillers to constantly mislead young men against marriage in your forum and not doing anything, they even have a thread for this evil act. I wonder how seun is going to respond to God on this on judgement day. Sirjamesjnr I still have my eyes on you and drfunmisticqueen, you can break this nairaland antimarriage yoke.

The same you that is going around emptying your bile duct all over the politics section in the name of hating Peter Obi is the same person asking this question?

Like Tasllesty1 asked, if you were you will you marry you?

The sight of your username brings this sort of repulsive sensation on me. I'm often always expecting you to spill hatred per post.

I can never entertain any sort of feeling for a username like yours. Not in this lifetime!

Zandena:
That's going to be great!
At least we know there will be no horse trading and all the violence and killings occasioned by political thuggery. That will be a win win for Nigerians as charlatans like Obi will be put where they belong to.

So you're elated by the idea of an autocratic government? Then let's put democracy to bed. As you confess, Africa isn't ready for true democratic process. We're just wasting time, resources and people's lives for this faux electoral exercise.

flokii:
Their loss.. the ruling party continues.
The constitution is very clear on elections and electoral conducts.

Please educate us on the constitution's position on this.

gidgiddy:


For that idea to work it means that every political party, except APC, will have to boycott the elections

The problem with that is that APC will always find a way to get one or two of the parties to participate through monetary inducements

True. I never thought of this.

But they'll get tired in the long run.

Remember the story of Megamind?

Nigeria recently conducted it's presidential elections in February, 2023 and it was marred by massive rigging, voters suppression, disenfranchisement, threat and large-scale violence. Nevertheless, the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has gone ahead to announce and issued a certificate of return to the alleged winner, Sen. Bola Tinubu.

In the ensuing appeal by Labor Party, INEC has flagrantly disobeyed the court order by blatantly refusing LP access to inspect electoral materials to consolidate the exhibits for their appeal.

My question is: What If All Opposition Parties Withdraw from Future Electoral Processes In Protest?

The idea of opposition political parties withdrawing from the electoral process due to foul play by the electoral commission is not a new phenomenon. In fact, it has happened in many countries around the world.

Should political parties take this route since we have completely lost faith in the independence and neutrality of INEC?

I used to be like you until I finally found my spec.

I love intelligent and hardworking ladies, girls who are knowledgeable and can hold a conversation.

To overcome this, you need to draft out the qualities and characteristics you like in a girl.

Then go find that person.

In the real world, you can never meet your match, so make adjustments along the way and be ready to accommodate slight differences and grow together.

Most importantly, find someone that's a goal chaser, and be a goal chaser yourself and you'll derive so much fun in your relationship besides coitus.

Go and force him to congratulate, fools!

After making a mess of the people's mandate, now you want to force everyone to accept.

You have done yours, we're coming with ours!

Y'all spilling putrid in this thread should STFU!

APC nor PDP can never win Akwa Ibom at this time.

Besides the spillover effects from Akpabio's vote in some Northern AKS LGAs, the rest of Akwa Ibom are obidient.

As an Akwa Ibomite, I'm most saddened by what's going on in Akwa Ibom.

I flew from Lagos to PH to vote Obi, only for my people to turn around and do a different thing.

I hate the money politics and the silly practice of party loyalty going on in that state.

Because some people are loyal to Godswill Akpabio, they massively voted for APC even at the detriment of the entire state.

And this is the state where the governor is spending billions to building a state worship center, only for the dead-brained indigenes to be voting for an MM ticket.

Well, let's await the results from the Ibibio part of Akwa Ibom. We're more educated and enlightened.

Depends on where you live.

Akesan is total blackout.
Governor's road enjoy constant light.

I don't about other areas.

But people at Akesan don't suffer much during fuel scarcity.

yarimo:
Did you also tell your 3 aboki friend that obi stole #2 billions Anambra state tax payers money to bribe a whole CAN

It's not in my person to insult people on the internet, but you're a very stupid man, bro. Annoyingly stupid.

lhordspy:
I still don't understand why this man chose to align with a tribal bigot, a religious extremist like Peter pandora and his Nzogbu Nzogbu Supporters.

It is very glaring they are of two different world. Datti is a gentle, fragile hearted man. The others; cold-hearted set of people who dont give a damn if tribes turn against each other, religion turn against each other, just to achieve their unrealistic political ambition

I met Datti-Ahmed few weeks back. Very gentle and respectful. He understand and he knows politics come and go but humanity remain. He knows they aint going to win but he is still adamant in building bridges, making key alliances, making friends with this little political exposure from the present spotlight. Same can't be said in respect to the other people he aligned with, those ones don't even care about tomorrow. Naughty children of hate without home training.

They are so use to defeat and been on the losing side, that they are basking in its glory with delight.

I have been anonymously going through your posts on Nairaland. Despite appearing to be smart and well-lettered, your soul is darkened by extreme misanthropy for the Igbo tribe, and vengeance.

What did the Igbos ever do to you?

Your posts usually fill me with so much dread and trepidation, imagining what you're capable of undertaking if you had the means.

Is it a crime for a citizen to seek an elective position in his own country?

You claim to be a strong believer in unity, but you're strongly opposed to the only person that could reconcile the eastern tribe of Nigeria who are still battling with the memories of the Civil War and also fighting marginalisation in their own country.

Mr Ihordspy, I sincerely believe that you're better than this. Take a look at yourself in the mirror and come to terms with whom you truly are.

It'll be a disservice to the universe if you let this hatred consume you and all these brilliance go to waste.

You folks should understand that visit doesn't equate endorsement, same as correlation doesn't equal causation.

Peace.

MediMedi:
A dude at 24 very good at communicating with opposite gender.

From my actions and how we talk you wount assume we're not in relationship but soon I hear things like I love you, I miss you all that I start lossing interest till we part ways then bounce back, some wount.

Please, am I normal?

I used to easily lose interest in women too.
In fact, my friends started warning all the ladies giving me greenlights about my misgivings.

What worked for me was that I did a self evaluation to uncover what sort of ladies I'm attracted to.

I discovered that I loved the intelligent ones; those that want to be independent, own their thoughts and their lives and are within the tech ecosystem.

I was lucky enough to find one and fell in love for the first time in my life.

Though it's never been a smooth ride, but I always have something to be proud of.

This weirdo actually fell in love �!

ibinaboonline:
I'm ready to pop the question soon. My question is, how do you'all codedly, abi sharply find out your bebe's finger size in order to get her a ring that fits? I'd ask her but I want it to be a surprise. Men and women of experience, help a newbie out

While feigning romance, you can playfully fold a paper around her finger and repeat many times so she won't suspect any play.

Keep a mark where both ends of the paper meets, and use that to gauge the ring size when you go shopping.

Congratulations, boss!

LadyD22:


Host a talkshow with my imaginary YouTube fans , "so guys as I was saying...."

You're a weirdo and I'd love to meet my kind!

chatinent:
Akara and puffpuff na mate? You wan come dey compare housemaid strength with lastborn?

Reminds me of that year our housemaid beat the hell out of me

TheScientist:
I met a lady about a month ago. She's about 25years old. She lives with her parents. Everything about her seems to be perfect except one thing... SHE DOESN'T ACCEPT THINGS FROM ME. She is currently unemployed. Each time i offer her money or gifts, she politely turn down the offer. About 2 weeks ago, i gave her 8k to make her hair. She collected the money, removed #500 and dropped the remaining #7500 on my table. She made the hair. I have no idea how she did it.
Yesterday, i offered her 30k to support her upcoming birthday but she rejected the offer. I'm worried because she buys gifts for me everyday(mostly fruits) and if i reject it, she gets angry. Please, does anyone understand what is going on here? Is she up to something? Got so many questions on my mind. How is she getting the money she uses to buy fruits for me? Has anyone had similar experience before? Please, how did it end?

Mine does this too.

I literally got angry and scolded her for always refusing help even when she needed one.

Told her straight up that by going through the stress of winning her heart, it came with the pledge of making her feel as comfortable as possible.

That I'm her best friend and making her happy is my happiness too.

Hey bro, digital marketing is very broad and you need knowledge of marketing, data analysis and Web development in order to succeed in this profession.

Because of the sheer breadth of digital marketing, it might take long for you to learn and become proficient in time to start working, except you want to specialise in areas such as content writing, copywriting, social media management, analytics, PPC, SEO, PR, etc.

Moreover, companies these days rarely hire people without experiences, so you might need to find and enrol in an internship, especially in a digital marketing agency in order to practice and grow faster in the industry.

As for data analysis, go for it if you have a background in the numerical field such as mathematics and statistics, otherwise, you might need a portfolio to prove your mettle. Without that, you can't stand a chance in the labour market.

In addendum, data analytics does not stand on its own. You need to tie it to a particular industry in order to know where to focus your efforts. For instance, you can choose data analysis for business or medical data analysis, etc.

Finally, if you want to be very successful in digital marketing, you need to be able to analyse data in order to make informed decisions.

I am a digital marketer and also a data analyst.

We once had a dog that was treated badly and often underfed prior to my moving in.

The dog was always trying to run away at the least opportunity.

What I did to re-orient him was to show him that he was loved.

I usually feed him. Unleash him to walk around the compound. Stroke him at every chance I get. Play with him by running around the compound together. Take him for a walk every morning.

Within months we developed a tight bond such that this dog that used to run away from everyone could now confidently stroll and lie beside me.

He even grew guts to challenge my cousins that used to bully him. They were shocked.

Dogs are sentient, sapient beings. They need love and attention. I pity those cannabilistic humans that derive joy in consuming their meat.

Had a chance I'll lock all dog eaters all up!

LadyRosa:
Lol...
As I stubborn reach na so so quiet men dey date me. So I've had great experience from past relationships and currently another quiet one dey my side. What I noticed with them


They are highly intelligent, don't talk much, don't mingle much, social function almost zero.
Them sabi cook oooo! Few clothes, expensive or not, they are well arranged,ironed.No scatter scatter. So once I'm looking for something they help me look for it because I go scatter their wardrobe and leave it like that! No time!

They are calculated and secretive. Don't gossip at all. Going into their house and coming out seems like sneeking around, so people don't know if they are in or out.

Don't like loud music.Those who go to club rarely dance, them go dey laugh who dey dance . When they decide to party, the subsequent days makes them really dull and want to 'rest'. Even during outings after few laughs and a drink with plenty water, next na to pick their car keys or flag down a taxi , time to go

Don't wear loud bright dresses. Dull dresses are their Craze.

Observe rather than talk. When they talk everyone is silent.

No toasting, they were too shy to say their mind. They will look and make few remarks, then look again. Relationship usually start from me taking the lead by keeping them talking with questions. "Do you like me?" that's enough to make them blush with relief and acceptance.

Spend thrifts. Show offs is foolishness to them.Not really into social media, few pics, most times like to be anonymous. Also, they can be nasty in secret.

Gadget lovers. Will spend money on the latest Playstation.Dont mind playing against computer for hours.
Simplicity. Eating out is not their need, so if they must, mostly snacks rather than cooked food. Neat freeks!
Forgives easily but with serious warning.
Don't like the silent treatment during quarrel. They will appear calm at first but, Na lie . Just pretend you no longer find them attractive or appealing and all hell breaks loose.
Not too romantic but very supportive and reasonable. Calm in the face of overwhelming trouble. Why others are panicky, they keep clear head, and think of solving issues diplomatically.
The ones who cheats do it well. You may never notice because they will never pick the other woman's frantic calls, if them too disturb they block them temporarily till further _drilling notice.Them no just like wahala from nags.
Have soft spot for women and can easily be manipulated to give out cash to them even without sleeping with them. Even an ex will continue to reap them off Even if they are no longer interested.
Don't get angry easily, but when they get you'd be sorry. Really really sorry and disappointed in yourself. They will lay all your 4ck ups and corner your defense on every angle

But them still dey talk o, but na inside house. Abuse them and meet a brick wall, no reaction. As my mouth sharp reach, I don't use bad words on them like I do on the street,They hardly use insults to drive home their point once an argument be like say e won bring insult, they ignore and find their way out. There are people that their level of maturity controls what you say.

JESUS CHRIST!!!

EVERYTHING HITS HOME!

Antibot5:


Same here bro... Wouldn't mind if we connect.

Hey man! Alright.

This is true.

I'm an SEO Specialist and make most of my bucks from optimizing both Nigerians and foreign websites.

Since I started working for this engineering firm, I've received barrage of questions from visitors as to whether I'm a graduate trainee or IT student.

Abeg o, I'm a professional with 3 years experience already.