₦airaland Forum

femmoy:
the year 1999,a girl in my compound 2years older than me called me to watch a porn movie with her when all her siblings were not at home,I obliged and one thing led to another and we fvcked. when I first saw my cum,I was scared that she was going to get pregnant but thank God she didn't.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Poor little thing .......u would av met grandma if grandpa didn't use her to enhance his career.....

soberdrunk:
Mtcheeewww!! Ontop how much?? Money that I am owing my friends he reach to build stadium and I still dey disturb them Friendship is for better for worse........

Alaniyiokorausa:
them regular trademark � them regular trade mark �just singing

scarycuteface:
it might be your charging cord

kingxsamz:
Camon C9

kingxsamz:
Charged my tecno phone for 4 hours, still at 2 percentage...
promised myself never to buy tecno or infinix phones again.

legendine:
Hello nairalanders,

Has anyone ever found jumia Treasure Hunt?

If yes, pls can u share the experience

Cos I feel am just wasting my time hunting on jumia

Shibaraba:
I'll tell you why you lost and can never get up again
Its because you're a pussy!!! A big one

First thread you opened,road travel to Europe
Second thread,girlfriend tell you say you no fit make am in life,which I must say she is right.
Third this.

I for dey curse you dey go but I'll consider your mom.
Guy wake up. And read the responses from the last thread especially a lady that said you should write her name on a wall and you should wake up saying some certain words. That to me is the best advice.

I've fallen countless times but guess what,the bottom is the best place to start my brother

I can't share my story here but trust me I've been so broke I dey buy okra 40 naira with locust beans 10 naira to take cook soup wey we go use EBA wey I beg from my friend hand chop. Me and a pregnant wife. And I never gave up. Now my story change sotay them dey suspect jazz or yahoo.if I hear you say peem there again I go swear for you. Man up

zonga:
Hello

Please do you know if any business or investment of N2 million naira that can generate 10% profit every week. Kindly share and we both benefit.

Buhdeuce:
This your comment based on the ruthless and relentless make me burst laugh!

abbertee:
i get similar case , but i will get the result ruthless and relentless

Impostorr:
I was posted.to God is able cbt centre. Wofun, olodo Ìbàdàn!

Please.how do I take bike or cab from Sango to the place.


Please.help

HOLYNICEGUY:
Please Nairalander I Need A Loan Of 12000# i put myself in a mess i used my mumsy money to gamble i cant face her i am thinking of committing suicide by tomorrow if i cant get home my mum is hypertensive if i tell her she might give up to be honest everyone will blame me please help a dying brother i swear by my dad grave never to gamble again

SweetCunt97:
Smash. This is a pure representation of masculinity.

Haters will look for a fault. This is what every woman needs, that's if he's sound upstairs.

EastGold:
Medicine after death

Show us the picture of the killer cop behind bar.

The way I fear police these days ehn.

Na so I go my friend papa burial, one of his brothers na police. So police full the area.

We come dey reception dey chop, as one of them dey try make him adjust im gun make e fit balance well chop, na so I hear gbooooah.

Na God sey make the gun face air

DonroxyII:
Life just dey fly ooo .....
I still remember when Mrs Morohunfoye was using my hand to write A, B, C in Nursery 1 @ Ideal nursery and Primary School ......

Time dey fly ooo , May God xontinue to bless us and grant us more health and Longlife!!

Nofavorss:
Oko ati obo

shilenji:
i don't know why people find PHYSICS the simplest science subject hard, i pass physics without reading once you pay attention in your ss1 the rest na wash

Davash222:
That’s Ijebu charm, Ogbomoso charm, Iwo charm, Ife charm, all mixed together.

Fathertony:
*knocks him again in the head*

Gaspardd:
I remember when i was below 10yrs, i used to brag about how i am gonna become d president of this country, in my teen yrs i gave it up and i wanted to become a civil engr cus i watched d makin of Dubai burj kalifa hotel.
The thought of replicatin that in my country haunted me. But right now i am older and wiser all i ever dream for is a self con and a 4k 65inch tv.
I feel the more u grow older, you become wiser and u drop those dreams and face your reality.
All i am sayin is..this is Nigeria and you dream of making huge legal millions of money? Nigeria and legal are mutually exclusive.

iHart:
Don't hold it against her. Open the app again, screenshot the balance and keep for future reference. You may discover that the money is not hers.

I have a female friend, I once asked her to borrow me, I think, 50k to complete some payment. She claimed she had none but that same period she used 100k to do MMM using her account, she also requested that I should permit her use my account for MMM, she did another 100k. Feeling that MMM takes longer time to mature, She went ahead to do other small ponzi schemes, those peer-to-peer schemes that were reigning that period. Guess what, she lost the whole money and even went into debt. It turned out that she borrowed those money to make quick money. She went through hell paying those debt. Till today she feels bad to remember she didn't borrow me that money. So the money was not hers, my only anger was that she could borrow 200k from friends and couldn't help borrow 50k for me when she knows I will pay back.

When i was setting up my business, at some point i asked the same girl to borrow me 100k, she said she doesn't have money. During that period she lost her dad, a prominent man in his own capacity, and one thing led to another and same lady gave me her phone, I saw credit alert of over 900k. I was mad at her. Then after the dad's burial, her mum in my presence requested that she transfer the over 900k to her. it turned out that the money was money sent to her mum by her friends to help in the burial but she asked her to keep it in her account. Since that day if I ask someone to help me with money and they say they don't have, I don't hold it against them even if I find out they have.

Someone gave me 50k to keep for her that she will need it later for something. She doesn't want to touch the money,.. then another friend begged me for 50k and it was urgent. He promised to pay back before month. I transferred the money to him. Month end turned to months. I have to pay from my pocket. Not everyone can take that risk, that's why they say they don't have even when some cash is lying fallow in their bank account.

My fiancée houses her "Association's" money in her account. No matter how bad she is broke, she doesn't touch that money. If you see it you will scream that she has a lot of money.

Bottom line is that not every money you see in someone's account is the person's money.

tolani91:
Today makes it exactly 1 year I left Nigeria. To mark this little anniversary, I decided to share how it happened for me on the forum that made it happen. I am not a good writer. Pardon me if the sequence of events in my story appear scrambled.

About 3 years ago, after graduating from Poly Ibadan with my OND, I searched for work everywhere. All the pay in Ibadan were under N20k. I decided, instead of taking a job for N20k, I should pursue my passion which is cars. I became an agent selling cars. I would visit car stands. Take pics, share on whatsapp, social media and all. I was able to get by with few sales every month. I would also look for cheap cars on Nairaland and help the seller get a buyer within Lagos/Ibadan/Ogun states.

In 2017, people started asking me if they can import their own cars directly. I would help them search on mobile.de and autoscoute24.de for cars. To cut the long story short, I assisted to import 4 cars before the end of 2017. 3 of the cars were from a particular car dealership in Genoa, Italy. In January 2018, anther buyer needed a car. We did our search and found a car from this dealership. Since I already saved some money as commission from the cars I have sold, both imported and locally, I decided to try my luck with the dealership. I requested that they allow me come check the car in person. And, they sent me an invitation without hesitation. I did the Visa and all. Then I traveled to Italy February 7th 2018.

While in Italy, I talked to the MD of the dealership. I told him to look at the few sales I have brought him. I told him I can do more if I am employed as his sales agent. He said sales men in his dealership are commission based. I said I can accept the commission based job because I have a lot of connects in Nigeria. After a second discussion with him, he offered me the job. The job had monthly and quarterly sales targets. No salary. Only commission. The good thing was that there was no resumption or closing time. No fixed working hours. Just meet your target. This will enable me take up other fixed paying jobs in Italy while I sell cars on the side.

After all was concluded, and I received my appointment contract, I returned to Nigeria. I reapplied for a working Visa this time around. My previous visa was a visit visa. I would have been able to apply and do the change in Italy but the process would have taken a longer time. The best option was for me to return to Nigeria and reapply. My Visa was granted. And on the 20th of March 2018, I left Nigeria to resume my job.

It has been great since I got here. Absolutely great. I traveled without using agents or anything. Only trying my luck in requesting for what I wanted. If you are looking for a way out of Nigeria, this could be your best route. This can work with any dealership in Europe and in any European country.

As you celebrate with me today, I wish you success in your endeavours. If you have questions you can drop your number for whatsapp.