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If it were up to me all ladies would go on Skin- Stone cold style... rather than them having to go through all this yamayama they apply on their precious head.





I like to visit a positive website http:///VEUHzbUZiO

It has always been the case. abegg....this is no news. Next?



I like to visit a positive website http:///VEUHzbUZiO

stupid bailout here and there..no wonder the naira is exchanging at N198 to $1




I like to visit a positive website http:///VEUHzbUZiO

Medicine after death





I like to visit a positive website http:///VEUHzbUZiO

I like to visit a positive website http:///VEUHzbUZiO

I like to visit a positive website http:///VEUHzbUZiO

I like to visit a positive website http:///VEUHzbUZiO

Lemme just drop mine here

1. Draft Day

2. How to train your dragon 2 ( this movie had a 8.1/10 rating on imdb)

3. The equalizer

4. Ride along 2 (dis 'shitty' movie funny die)
End of quote.

Lemme just drop mine here

1. Draft Day

2. How to train your dragon ( this movie had a 8.1/10 rating on imdb)

3. The equalizer

End of quote.

Yeye Op!!!!

So when you cupp one of ur mammary glands and you take a FieSel. It means she bre.astfeeding shey.

Na small e remain I for say GPU d op...

But dammmmnnnnnnn she's a hot preg woman...esp wif that her afro

Excuse me!!!!


If it has nothing to do with Super Sunday -Liverpool vs Arsenal match. I don't wann hear/read it.


And Z would anybody force someone to serve GOD.

Hello friends, First off let me tell you one thing, this post ain't for you if you don't have time coz today I have brought to you an interesting list of some of the best Funny, Weird and Strange Websites.

Are you in some stress, tensed or in kind of problem or is your mind not fresh, then this post is surely for you. This list of Top 20 Funny,Interesting and Strange Sites will surely freshen up your mind.

Top 20 Most Funny, Weirdest And Interesting Websites


Just to bring some excitement among my readers I usually post an update on Facebook regarding my future posts.




It took me around 3 hours to compile this list and believe me these sites are worth visiting once. Moreover all of these sites have PR 2 or above. So here are Top 20 Must visit Funny, Weirdest And Interesting Websites.



Clever Bot
This one's my favourite! Cleverbot uses an artificial intelligence algorithm to have conversations with humans. (from WikiPedia). Just start chatting with the application, you will be amazed by the answers of the application. You can go chatting with him for hours without getting bored.

One of my chats with it[img]http://3.bp..com/-59MfAqGd0Zk/U-4Erk4Y82I/AAAAAAAACjM/uA7Zm1kSpBQ/s1600/Snap1.jpg[/img]
Talk Now: http://www.cleverbot.com/
Page Rank: 6


SnapBubbles
Have you ever received a gift that came with bubble wrap and it was better than the gift itself? Now you can snap them all day long! Enjoy, as you pop virtual bubbles. Snap Away!

Seriously I popped over 50 bubbles, I mean the virtual ones. Pop some yourself as well.

Pop Now: http://www.snapbubbles.com/
Page Rank: 4


Press The Space Bar
How many times can you press the spacebar in 5 seconds, 10 seconds or even 15 seconds? Don't know?
Then this game is just for you. My 5 seconds record was 32.

Visit Now: http://www.zimm-co.com/PressTheSpaceBar/pressthespacebar2000.html
Page Rank: 3


ZoomQuilt
One of the best illusions I've ever seen online. ZoomQuilt is an endless infinite zoom illusion created with flash. This is indeed one of the best art on internet. You will be really amazed by the way it goes on.

Visit Now: http://zoomquilt.org/
Page Rank: 4


Zombo
Welcome to Zombocom. This is Zombocom, anything is possible at Zombocom. You can do anything at Zombo, the only limit is youself.

You will understand the above lines once you open the website.

Visit Now: http://www.zombo.com/
Page Rank: 5



Test Gay
This tool will test you. I won't add any more words here as it may ruin the fun.

Check your Gay Status: http://flash.pivpiv.dk/testgay.html
Page Rank: 3


r33b
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD. A toad will try to hypnotize you. The site has absolutely nothing but still has a high PR and gets good traffic as well.

Visit now: http://r33b.net/
Page Rank: 4


Feed The Head
A Must Visit Site, Do various, strange things with head, eyes, ears etc. Ultimately you have to make it disappear. This is really a wonderful but a tough game to win. You will get addicted to it.

Here's a guide on "http://www.wikihow.com/Finish-the-Feed-the-Head-Game"

Feed Now: http://www.feedthehead.net/
Page Rank: 3


Tane
A bizarre little flash site under the name of "Tane". This site even have a subreddit on reddit.

Tane Now: http://tane.us/
Page Rank: 3


Pointer Pointer
This site requires you to move your cursor (pointer) to any point on your computer screen. Once your pointer is still, a photo of a person pointing at your pointer appears. Move your cursor, and another pic will be displayed showing pointing at your new pointer location. The photos are pretty random. Well, it's a good site to do some time pass.

Visit Now: http://www.pointerpointer.com/
Page Rank: 5


Do Not Go On
Everyone makes mistake. You just clicked on a place you shouldn't click on. Please go back peacefully.
Confused?? Well yes you must be. Visit the site and you will know the reason.

Visit Now:http://www.hat.net/abs/noclick/index.html or Just click the button below

http://www.hat.net/abs/noclick/
Page Rank: 3



BoohBah Zone
Interactive entertainment for pre-schoolers based on Ragdoll's Boohbah television show. This site doesn't make any sense. It offers many Cute Games for Toddlers so I recommend you not to visit it

Visit Now: http://www.boohbah.tv/zone.html
Page Rank: 5


Staggering Beauty

When you open this web page, you will see a single animated wiggly worm. You'll be instructed to "shake vigorously" meaning to shuffle/move your mouse around the screen. And then see what happens, we will not say what happens next. Enjoy!

Also Read: Staggering Beauty: Don't Look at This Site if You're Prone to Seizures

Visit Now: http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/
Page Rank: 4


Nicest Place on the Internet
Just take a break for a second. Feeling sad or low or down? Need some love? Welcome to the nicest place on the Internet!!!
A website with the sole purpose of cheering you up with music and hugs from people who really care. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!

Visit Now: http://thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
Page Rank: 5



Patience is a Virtue
It is good to be patient. I'm not adding anymore here. Just visit it yourself and you will find that Patience is indeed a virtue. Stand by, please.

Visit Now: http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/
Page Rank: 4



The Last Page on the Internet
Attention!! You have reached the very last page of the Internet. We hope you have enjoyed your browsing.
Now turn off your computer and go outside.

I'm not saying this, this is what this site says.

Visit Now: http://www.wwwdotcom.com/
Page Rank: 5



So these were some sites that I found the best. I have more for you.

Instant no Button: http://www.nooooooooooooooo.com
OMFGDOGS: http://omfgdogs.com
Click To Remove: http://www.clicktoremove.com
BigLongNow: http://www.biglongnow.com
Break Glass Sound Alarm: http://breakglasstosoundalarm.com

So that's it. Maybe I wasted your time? Or Maybe you are feeling fresh now? or Funny? I hope this compilation made by me was good enough to entertain you.

- Source: http://www.iftiseo.com/2014/08/top-20-funny-weirdest-interesting-websites.html#sthash.99NLKwCz.dpuf

There is a stage you get to in life, when with 1% effort you get 1000% returns. AY is on this level now, he's got THE MIDAS TOUCH #alubarika



Omw to the top 1%...#cheddars

Oh blimey! Manchester city midfielders are playing some pretty good football atm...loving the crisp passes• #EPL



Yaya toure is a beast

[/b]Word on the street is that Ali Modu Sheriff has a lot of business investments in Chad. To the extent that if he decides to pull off his investment Le Chad economy will crumble.

No wonder he is always in Chad everytime.

But what I know is Chad republis is a basic sponsor of BH and the whole per Sq.m of that country should be levelled by our Airforce. Or how do you explain all those trans-border transfer of weapons to BH in that axis.

Also, isn't DSS suppose to be a 'secret service'. I think they've been involved in too muchh publicity stunts lately. #IMO

ammyluv2002:
I will say dis till tomorrow. ...there are a lot of good girls with these qualities but guys aren't seeing probably she's not a what's girl, fashionable, the type that hangs out, clubbing bla bla bla. I always tell guys my brothers inclusive it doesn't how a girl look when you met her as long as she's ready to learn and you are willing to teach her although I don't subscribe to ladies who are heady and doesn't want to learn. Let the spiritual be above the physical. You can never get an already made partner, you must compromise! Nobody is perfect except God so why waste your time on something that's not real

I like your summation.

ammyluv2002:
I will say dis till tomorrow. ...there are a lot of good girls with these qualities but guys aren't seeing probably she's not a what's girl, fashionable, the type that hangs out, clubbing bla bla bla. I always tell guys my brothers inclusive it doesn't how a girl look when you met her as long as she's ready to learn and you are willing to teach her although I don't subscribe to ladies who are heady and doesn't want to learn. Let the spiritual be above the physical. You can never get an already made partner, you must compromise! Nobody is perfect except God so why waste your time on something that's not real

I like your summation

[b]1. Marry someone you find extremely sexy, one of the easiest ways of falling into the temptation of extra-marital affairs is
being with a spouse who is not your kind of sexy

2. Marry someone whose face you find appealing , because it is that face you will wake up to each day

3. Marry someone you enjoy talking with, because forever is a very long time to be with a boring spouse.

4. Marry someone who keeps their word, for if they can't keep their word they won't keep their vows

5. Marry someone who makes you laugh and smile , because everyday of your life you will need joy and sweet memories.

6. Marry someone who doesn't give up easily, because in marriage there will be many storms , you will need a reliable spouse who doesn't let go.

7. Marry someone who is ever honest with you no matter how painful, because in marriage you will need someone who will be real with you, someone you can trust

8. Marry someone who believes in you and sees your potential, as your star rises you will need a spouse who holds your hand and brings out the best in you. Your future is bright but with supportive spouse it is brighter.

9. Marry someone who is ambitious and with a vision, because more than having a fruitful marriage you need to live fulfilling lives. Life is more than getting married and having kids.

10. Marry someone who believes in God and walks with God just like you, because if God is your reason, your pillar and theanchor
you run to, what will your spouse run to when things get shaky? Who will you pray with? How can two walk together unless they agree?

11. Marry someone who is your bestfriend, because marriage is more than sex and romance, many times all you will need is a true friend.[/b]

What do you call a kid that doesn't believe in IjebuSanta??








A rebel without a claus :p

Rat fa?? Grandpa mi kare lorun...we for don 'chopinto' am

sheddybest:
Who do u prefer: Oby or Ngozi?

None. Ontop how far they have ruined this nation na aeroplane go jam them!

There are some girls who act badly as
girlfriends. No wonder that it is better to stay
away from them.
So here are some of the most obvious signs on how to recognize
such girls:

1. The one who changes boyfriends constantly
Such girls feel (and usually looks) like
princesses. Too many men are thirsty for their
attention. The bad point is that they would
dump you without any reason. These type of
girls can easily switch to a guy who just
smiled at them.

2. Food lovers
These girls love food too much. They always
want to eat, and they are always hanging out
at an eatery. Even if she is not hungry, she
would ask you to buy her expensive food.
Nothing can stop them. Feeding from man’s
money is way easier.

3. Gifts lovers
They think you should shower them with gifts
and money daily. When you do not give it to
her once, she would tag you as a greedy
person. When she realizes that you are a little
bit prudent in spending, she labels you as a
stingy dude.

4. Money hunters
How to detect a lady who wants to test her
skills on you? One of the most obvious signs is
lack of job. If a lady has no motivation to
support herself, she will do it using your
money. These types of girls will just dump you
upon realizing that your cash is below the
required minimum.

5. Girls who remember you in time of need
If this girl starts to pay attention to you
suspiciously often, this may mean that she
probably needs something. So if she forgets
about you after you did her a favour, forget
about her.

6. A crying lady
These girls like to weep like babies over
anything. They break in tears when something
good or bad happens. She forgot her
sunglasses – she would cry. She saw that you
smiled at a random lady – she would cry. You
shout at her – she would, guess what, correct!
She would cry. If you see that her tears are
ridiculous and insincere – run away!

7. Marriage addict
Some ladies are overwhelmed with an idea of
marriage. They have been planning it since
their childhood. They already know all the
details. It can be kind of cute, if you are dating
for some time, but if she starts these talks
immediately upon meeting you – just run.

8. Chronic cheater
She cheats all the time and she doesn’t
hesitate to tell you about it. If she is proud of it
– you don’t need such a companion.

You can also add your own list
Thanks for reading!

Mtcheew I ain't a Nigerian again o!

Its quite sad that vigilante groupies are the ones winning the fight against insurgency.

The Nigerian military should be absorbed from all blame whatsoever. I've been opportuned to interview some soldiers (courtesy of the nysc prog. I'm undertaking atm) and this a special denomination in all my discussion with them. One of the soldiers said ' every terrorist group that exist over 48hrs surely has a political backing.'

That been said, how do you explain the fact that our soldiers carry about 1967 weapons donated to them by the American military during the civil war. Whereas 'common' Rwandese military has MI8 rifles- so disheartening.

Another question to ask is why do our army do well on international peace-keeping missions.

Something is definitely wrong somewhere.

Myles Munroe...#ReallyInspiringPersonality!

Really lovely experiences from y'all


As for me I played sets (football) every saturday morning and sunday evenings. Never missed a day that time it was a 7units course ...lol