₦airaland Forum

But that shikin get patience sha, and it stood still to take the photo

KELVINXY:
This proves it.
#African & with a biased mind set
Can't you make a sentence without exposing your dirty rags to the public

African keh Siddon there make pa*nt...

Mothers are a lot of things but this ain't one of those things.

A mother blowing her child's nose with her mouth I can understand. But this, ol boi I can't deal•

GEJ has risked his life for us all

WE OWE HIM.

#GEJWILLWIN

GEJ has risked his life for us all

WE OWE HIM.

#GEJWILLWIN

Yeske2:
Shuoo na wetin you find go there sef

My vision na 20:20

Yeske2:
Shuoo na wetin you find go there sef

My vision 20:20

Aswear the Grandpa no do am well, hin suppose curse that lady ni. Even if she was sent a stupid errand must she foolishly and stupidly deliver it

This is a joke!

If anybody ask for my appointment letter from over 6 decades ago, I go give that person appointment with 6feet, shikenan•

see their flat bottom flask nyansh ooooo


Actually its not worth nyanshh oooo...its nya

When did google become a determining factor in who I vote for??

Isn't google just an algorithm I can't believe some people are not wiser than a computer program.


Mtchewwwwwwwwww

Na the name of the place give them ginger oo

The Military will be like "bloody baga"
*orders an airstrike*
*launches 1st grenade*
*launches 2nd grenade*
*the sweepers finish them off*
*battle won*
"Bloody baga"

The End

How to catch a girl that only wants your money

1. She will come in the form and appearance of a girl. Never a woman or an independent lady.

2. She will come with a sucking instrument like a huge straw like that of the probocsis of a mosquito.

3. She will send you her bank acct. number as early as 5a.m in the morning. While she would never send you a goodmorning text.

4. She is constantly asking for recharge cards. A classy lady would never do the aforementioned•

*drops pen*

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Victor Ikpeba and the 40 gbagauns

Hin better go sleep, does he think 2015 is like 'Let's play' show. Nigga no chill at all

Nepa bill ko, I.B.E.D.C slip ni

This Op funny sef 'often' loun loun, you don't mind, I've never thought about it for once.

Its just not in the DNA of an average typical Nigerian family. It would be an awkward if said in my house. I will be like who's gonna die!! Yes! To say the truth.

But my mom (God bless mothers) say it frequently, as for my dad hell will freeze over before that word can 'slip' from his lips.

Notwithstanding my love for my familia na Jackie Chan! Familia over fortunes. I support you, you support me•

Lwtmb

Na ontop fufu you dispense all this girama

These acts are totally condemnable and detestable.

If not that we are in a state of higi-haga, these kinda tales shouldn't see the lite of day

But what can man do when everybody is judged/respected on how big their paycheck/fat their account balance is•

Mtchwww...as if we care


Next

Goan sleep

Hmmm..I won't touch them with a NEPA pole.


It's when you get home you know that free sex ain't free really•

Atleast you go lose body fluids which is most important to your ministry moving to the permanent site•

Its Benin winshes again IBWA

The Miser

Na to go count the number of rice grains remain

They are saving up.

Another missing $20 billion (this time revenue) money waiting to happening.

This newly found love between Celebs and Politicians. Hope it lasts.

Nokia....Connecting people

How does this transfer one-tenth of his paycheck at the awards to my account?

devigblegble:
Beat + bleach = .....

Rainbow by TuFace

*Kola Olawuyi's voice* nkan nbe!

NUC should get off their high horse and remove their white hat, and face its statutory duties.

Haven't we all seen a scenario where a Nigerian lecturer goes to present a paper abroad and s/he is retained to start lecturing in the university over there.

During my time in the university, some of this same Nigerian lecturers came to class with no lecture notes and deliver good lecture notes and explanation every single time. Even with few days interval between following lecture days.

It surprised me till date; all he does is to ask 'where did we stop the other time??' And he will continue as if he just went for a short tea break.and the lecturer finished from a 'nigerian university' ABU, Zaria.

All this Nigerian education 'is this' and 'is that' BS should stop, especially for those who can't do anything to help the prevailing situation.


Abegg, give it up for the Nigerian Lecturers and students alike!!!