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Afrocatalyst: Some peeps will still say 'illuminati'.

And some "ladies" will say; ohhhhhhhh its "sexy"

Frontpage kor back page ni........tchewwwwww

Chai.......y didn't he tell me e wanna waste moni nw so I'll teach em ao 2

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If u still love BB lemme see ur likes

Can sum1 pls summarize it?

The list of countries ready to form a
coalition for action against Syria is growing, according
to the US Secretary of State John Kerry. He said that
Arab nations had even offered to pay for any strikes.
"We are building support with … other countries,
among them the Arab League," Secretary Kerry said,
as the US administration tried to sell its plan for
military action to punish Syria for its use of chemical
weapons.
"Specific countries that have talked in terms of
acting" were "Saudi Arabia, the Emirates, Qataris, the
Turks and the French."
The pressure on Syria intensified after an alleged
chemical weapons attack on a Damascus suburb in
August 2013, which, reportedly claimed over 1,400
lives.
John Kerry also told the American lawmaker that the
United States had reached out to more than 100
countries already and 57 had agreed chemical
weapons were used, and 37 of them had said so
publicly.
The President of the USA, Barack Obama, has insisted
that the regime of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad
has crossed a red line against the use of chemical
weapons and should be punished and his military
capability degraded.
"Thirty-one countries or organizations have stated
publicly or privately that the Assad regime is
responsible for this attack, and that was before our
evidence package was put together," Secretary of the
State Kerry said.
"And 34 countries or organizations have indicated
that if the allegations prove to be true, they would
support some form of action against Syria."
He even suggested the United States had too many
offers of help as he sought for a second day to
persuade US lawmakers to back Obama's plan for
limited missile strikes against the Syrian regime.
"A number of them have asked to be part of a military
operation," he said.
"The Turks, a NATO country, have condemned it,
pinned it on Assad, asked to be part of an operation.
"The French have volunteered to be part of an
operation. There are others who have volunteered. But
frankly … we got more volunteers that we can use for
this kind of an operation," Kerry said.
"With respect to Arab countries offering to bear the
cost and to assist, the answer is profoundly yes, they
have. That offer is on the table," Kerry, adding it was
"quite significant."
"Some of them have said that if the United States is
prepared to go do the whole thing the way we've done
it previously in other places, they'll carry that cost.
That's how dedicated they are to this."
But he stressed: "Obviously, that is not in the cards
and nobody is talking about it, but they are talking
about taking seriously getting this job done."
He was appearing before the House Foreign Affairs
committee on the second day of the administration's
blitz on Capitol hill to persuade lawmakers to approve
limited military strikes against Syria.
In a sign of public opposition to the plan, anti-war
demonstrators held up red-stained hands behind
Kerry's head in a silent protest as he spoke.
Lawmakers are now drafting a resolution to go before
Congress which would give the US administration a
60-day deadline for military intervention, which could
be extended once for 30 more days. It would also bar
any American boots on the ground.
Asked if the time limit was acceptable to
administration, Kerry said it would be preferable to
have "a trigger in there" if Assad used chemical
weapons again.
He indicated that a move to give the White House a
further 60 days every time such arms were used
would be acceptable.

We all lock our phones for one reason or the other,
sometimes we lock our phones for security reasons , or we
just dont want anyone to make use of our phone.
Android smartphones makes use of (unlock pin , Pattern lock ,
or fingerprint) security systems which makes it very difficult
to unlock the phone without the user’s authorization..But all
these systems have auto lockout , which automatically
locksup the phone whenever someone fails to unlock the
phone after several trials…
Alot of android users experience this problem and more will
continue to experience this problem and now that more
android phones are produced everyday…
There are 2 ways of fixing this problem. The first method
involves signing in to your gmail account but this method
works only if you’ve synchronized you phone with your gmail
before your phone was locked..
The Second Method Involved Resetting Your Factory
Settings… Here’s How To Go About It..
1. Firstly, Power Off Your Android Smartphone
2. Next , Press and Hold the following keys in this order; “Up
Volume Key” then “Home or Middle Key” then “Power
Button” , Make sure you dont letgo of them until the phone
starts to boot.
3. Your Smartphone will boot up and show some strange
codes, and then some options would be provided.
4. Use the Volume key to scroll down to “Restore Factory
Defaults” or “Delete all User Data” depending on the one you
see.
5. Once that is done, scroll down and select “Reboot Phone”
Thats It!! Hope Its Helpful..

Seriously, for abt two months nw I haven't
been able to download anything larger than
10mb with my mtn bis. I plan 2 port
immediately my bis expires. Come 2 think of
it my parents also ported ds month too.
Tough luck mtn u guys shld pls improve.

According to the Director of Public Affairs of the
Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC), Mr
Tony Ojobo, almost half of MTN subscribers
switched to other networks during the recently
introduced Mobile Number Portability (MNP)
scheme.

According to figures released by Mr Ojobo,
MTN topped the losers table among an
overall number of subscribers that
switched service providers in the telecoms
market with 49%; followed by Globacom
with 23%,Airtel with 17%; while Etisalat
came last on the losers' table with 11%.


Which means Etisalat emerged top in the number porting
scheme among the telecoms company.

Put ur numba jawe

Dunno Y I dnt like politics n football.....



Like if u're like me

Mtchewwwwwww....nonsense interview

Chai!!! So dis sexy hot chick will neva b mine

spongeback: is this not that HKN gang wack rapper?

Nahhhhhh, dis 1 is a notorious armed robber n killer in d 90's

Written by Tunde Moshood

It was a beautiful Saturday morning, I was garbed in a pair of jeans, on a pair of Timberland boots, a military sweat shirt, and my JackMoody denim jacket. I had been attacked by men of the underworld the night before whilst we were on production, at the office. So I slung my black Ted Baker satchel across my right shoulder, armed with my camera, my midget, and some other small gizmos.I was more determined, to embark on this adventure, than ever before. I was headed for the ancient city of brown roofs, Ibadan where a one-time Nigeria’s most notorious and dreaded bandit that ever lived SHINA RAMBO mounted the pulpit to preach!!! What an irony you would say.Now Mathew Oluwanifemi, Shina Rambo was a name that sent shivers down the spine of people who lived in the South West of Nigeria and even outside Nigeria, like Benin Republic and neighborhood, in the 1990’s. He was a hardened criminal, a terror and killer, one whom men of the security agencies will never forget in a haste!

A man mountain, towering about 6ft 5inch, well built, dark skinned and sweltering eyes, he carried out his operations, like a movie, in the broad day light, with sophisticated weapons, and bullet belts and explosives strapped roundabout him! He specialized in robbing exotic cars on highways and banks. Nothing could stop him, not even security operatives, he was totally invincible. He was Shina Rambo!He was born in the year 1958 to a military man who was a bad egg in the service. His father was from Abeokuta in Ogun state, but his mother was a native of Sabongida–Ora in Edo state. His father had over 18 wives, as was the norm for soldiers to impregnate virtually every woman they met where they were posted to.His father used his military influence to rob innocent citizens, and always brought huge amount of money home.

This used to entice little Shina. He recalls, “I remembered when I was about 7 years old, my father

came home with a lot of money, foreign currencies, with blood on it, and they were using something like a woman’s scarf to wipe it, then I asked him, is this an animal’s blood, or human blood? But he wouldn’t answer me, they were just drinking, smoking, and merry making.”Shina was already indoctrinated into the underworld by his father at a tender age of 7 without him knowing it, as he would sit in front of his son, to dismantle and assemble all sorts of weapons and then polishing them in preparation for an operation. This went on for so long till one day, little Shina, entered into his father’s room while he had stepped into the toilet, and saw a dismembered gun on the floor.

He sat down in front of it, and bit by bit, he had assembled it effortlessly in no time at all. His father came out of the toilet, and saw his son, with a loaded gun in his hands. Shina flashed back and said, “That day my father was so disappointed, that he wanted to kill me, he grabbed the gun from my hand and shot straight at me, but I miraculously escaped out of the room.Then he waited for me to be less alert at night he came to my room with a machete and tried to behead me, but once again, I

escaped, but the machete caught my left leg. (rolled up his trouser to show us the large scar, that made everyone sighed in pity)

. It cut me so deep I thought I was never going to walk again. That day I knew I had graduated, all that was left was to pull the trigger, and I was so eager.Shina Rambo became so notorious in no time, and was hell bent on succeeding in his career as an armed robber, that he went through any length to secure spiritual powers for fortification. To the extent of pounding over 27 livenew born babies in the mortar with a pestle, cutting off about 100 human tongues and cooking them to eat, visiting the spiritual river called river of life in Ogoja, Cross Rivers State, living in an Iroko tree for days, and sleeping in the cemetery.He was given a spiritual wife who always followed him for any operation, she dressed like an Alhaja, people thought she was human, but she was a spirit, that was why they never saw her face. He said she was his personal driver, that she could drive from Nigeria to Cotonou, in the speed of light.

Hear him. ”I was involved in so many rituals, that I can’t start naming them now, I was so powerful, I went underground, inside trees that looked like a city, a lot of beautiful houses inside the tree, I had my own too, I went into a river called River of life in Ogoja, where a lot of politicians and wealthy men used to come, I had several personalities, I could change my form whenever I wanted to, that’s why the police were busy killing innocent people, and thought they were killing Shina Rambo.The 9

herbalists that gave me that power, I became stronger than them, one day I went to their shrines, and killed all of them, so that they don’t reveal my secrets. I had too many powers; my spiritual wife could drive any car in this world or out of it, no police vehicle, or anyone for that matter, could ever chase and catch me during an operation.

She was out of this world, and when she had completed her operation, they took her away from me. I could give anything to get powers, and the elders knew, so they also gave me anything I wanted.I once beheaded hundred men, and gave them the heads fresh, they were so happy with me that they made me invincible. No matter the kind of bullet you shot at me, it was just like pure water on my body. I could give anything to get power, but of all the things I did to get power, the one that still breaks my heart the most, is sleeping with my mother. My father is dead now, but my mother is still alive, and she lives with me she is 85 years old, whenever I set my eyes on her, I just start crying. I can`t bear it.Shina Rambo was a raging terror, he was infallibly dangerous, the police dreaded him, both in Nigeria, and Benin Republic, his place of interest for business.

He would go to police stations, in broad daylight and kill every policeman there, drive to check points and open fire on every policeman on duty, he didn’t like the police at all, and was never afraid of them, he operated in broad day light armed to the teeth looking like Johny Rambo, in the popular Sylvester Stalone movie, “First Blood”.He once robbed 40 exotic cars in one day and drove all of them in a convoy, from Lagos to Cotonou, unstopped. He was powerful; he was wealthy, and impenetrable. He was a tin god, apparently belched from the very arroyo hell, we all dreaded him. He had a wife and three children, but he lost all of them in one day during a bloody police raid whilst he was away on operation.
His wife was his stabilizing factor his life changed afterwards. He says “my wife was everything to me,

I was forbidden by the elders to sleep with any other woman apart from her, I could gather about 50 women around me in a hotel, and they will just be playing with me, we would smoke, drink, and sniff cocaine, I will give them money but I will never sleep with them. I will go back home to my wife and sleep with her. That was why the police never caught me.She knew my job, she knew what I was, I never left them alone at night, I operated in the day time and go back home to my family at night. I had everything, I was very wealthy, I once spent 50 million naira in a day. I did it a lot, there was one day that we were coming from an operation and it seemed as if my powers were going to fail me, the police and the army were almost closing in on us, so we had to drive into a crowd and threw millions of naira in the air, there was commotion, everybody was busy picking naira notes even the police, until we escaped.

I was too rich, but anything the devil gives you never lasts, he will collect more from you, it’s only the devil that will give you Fila, (cap) and ask for Iro and Buba.(wrapper and top). I lost everything, all the money, my family; I was so powerful the police couldn’t catch me but I lost it all.I had to surrender myself to the police, and I was arrested and jailed for 11 years. When I was serving my jail term in Agodi prisons, Ibadan, Prophet T.O Obadare came visiting, and having been encouraged several times by the Christian brothers and sisters in the prison to give my life to Christ, he prayed for me and converted me, and changed my name to Oluwanifemi, and it was so miraculous, the next day I woke up and started speaking in tongues. It was during the time of President Olusegun Obasanjo, that we were granted freedom.

At this point, I was glued to my seat, the revival where Shina Rambo gave this exclusive confession was on an open ground revival in the ancient city of Ibadan, right in front of me, on stage, was Evangelist Mathew Oluwanifemi, the once feared Shina Rambo, clad in a loose fitting shirt, black pants and a pair of leather sandals with a black Holy Bible in his hands, gigantic dark skinned and bald headed, still had those fiery looks, and stealth movement. I was more transfixed than focused, God is indeed awesome, he picked the offering basket raised it to the congregation prayed and asked who had anything to give to God, at first I was reluctant, my mind was occupied and out of an innate compulsion, sheer curiosity I stood up, dipped my hand in my pocket walked towards him briskly and calculatedly brought out my offering, dropped it into the basket, and looked deep into his eyes, I had too many things to ask him, there were too many questions unanswered. He looked back at me, and spoke in Yoruba, saying God bless you my brother; we know your type when we see them.The congregation broke into a mild giggle, as all eyes were on me as I went back to my seat, with a lot of things on my mind, and the red light on my midget still blinking, in the breast pocket of my jacket…

Source: naijabitchin

YORUBA NAMES & THEIR FUNNY DIRECT TRANSLATIONS.!!

1. Anuoluwapo- Mercy of God plenty
2. Odeyemi- Hunter fit me
3. Pamilerin- Kill me wit laugh
4. Olamide- My wealth don come
5. Timileyin- push my back
6. Adeyemi- Crown fit me
7. Motunrayo- I see wealth again
8. Bamidele- Follow me reach house
9. Ayomikun- My wealth full
10. Oladejo- Wealth turn eight (
11. Shile- Open house
12. Wale- Come house
13. Morenike- I see person take care
14. Funmilayo- Give me joy
15. Omoyemi- Pikin fit me
16. Tunbosun- Shift again
17. Feyintola- Rest back on wealth.
18. Motolani- Am big enuf to have wealth.
19. Ifabiyi- Oracle born this.
20. Olaide- Wealth roll come.
21. Ageshin- Horse rider.
22. Adeleke- Crown dey on top.
23. Babajide- father wake come.
24. Bankole- Help me build house.
25. Owolabi- Na money we born.

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Its nice sha, buh if dem die its all useless

Agbalanze: See 2face posing and his local swag
Btw, blackface should just move on and find something better to do with his life and stop holding unto 10 yrs old issue.

Baba 4 em 2 raised dis issue, den u supose knw say pepper no rest 4 d guy nw

Agbalanze: See 2face posing and his local swag
Btw, blackface should just move on and find something better to do with his life and stop holding unto 10 yrs old issue.

Baba 4 em 2 raise dis issue, den u supose knw say pepper no rest 4 d guy nw

Ex member of the defunct music trio Plantashun Boiz ,
Blackface, has opened another can of worms with his
former group mate 2face Idibia over his hit song African
Queen, Which he still insists he wrote.

Blackface is yearning for some part of revenue from the
song even though 2face has been taking credit for the
song But why he waited 10 plus years to voice out leaves
many pundits asking the genuity of his claims, Shortly
after the Plantashun Boiz broke up, the relationship
between the duo was still intact, and it was believed that
only Faze had a strained relationship with the other
members of the group.

The strain in the relationship between Blackface and 2Face
became obvious during the April 2013 wedding of the
latter in Dubai, which the former didn’t attend. When
asked by a follower on Twitter why he was not at 2Face’s
wedding in Dubai, which was attended by Face, Blackface
simply replied that he doesn’t go to where he is not
invited.

Blackface’s response raised questions and confirmed that
the two erstwhile friends might not be on speaking terms.
Speaking with Channels TV some days ago, Blackface
stated that he was yet to receive any money from 2Face
despite his incessant cry on the matter.

“I still haven’t (received any payment from 2Face) because
they have to backdate it, they have to check the revenues
of the music, what it has generated, what is due to the co-
writer and all that, all those things are just still hanging,
but I still have one or two things that I am doing to find out
what the issue behind all these stuffs are,” the singer said.

Ranging from the year 2012-2013. Which of this Producer
do you think has produced Major Hit Tracks between the
Award winning producers SARZ and DON JAZZY.


Who will you give kudos to?

Something is looking very disturbing with this photo,
besides the girl is pulling a "I just farted" face.
What do you think is Wrong with this Pics?
Look well well O

I tnk its d prsn dat created d thread

U always get wot u wish 4......stupidity

Why did u even start a thread on nairaland n expect replies from nairalanders?