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2FACE To Fans:
I will make it up to you guys. My fans, Am really sorry 4 my
wedding venue. The main reason why the wedding was at
dubai is because if I fix it in Nigeria, the pastor will definitely
ask if anybody knows why this two
won't be joined in holy matrimony and Una sabi how many
pikin with dia different mama wey i get nah...all of dem go
stand up spoil my show.
So na why i put am dia cos they won't afford the transport
and even if the pastor asked, it will be in Arabic and nobody
will understand. - 2Face Idibia.

airmark: @ OP we are in easter period, please no beer parlor gist here.

N hu's tokn bout beer parlour here?

Guess what, four of our very own Nigerian artistes are among
the Africa's Ten wealthiest artistes. That is 2face,
BankyW, D'banj and Psquare according to Africa Answers.

Senegalese singer Youssou N’Dour topped the list as he came
1st, Psquare 2nd, D'banj 3rd, 2face 7th, and Banky W 9th
position.

Read the breakdown of their earnings below to make it
clearer;

Psquare makes more than $150,000 per show. Their
Squareville which is located at Ikeja is worth $3 million and as
part of their brand support, they also have a 3 years deal
with Globalcom; a Nigerian telecommunication company as
brand ambassadors where they are paid a million dollars a
year.

D'banj, they said, made $1 million dollars when he was paid by
a T.V station to star on his own reality show called the Koko
Mansion. He has a crib in Atlanta worth of $1.5 million and
reportedly charges on the upside of $100,000 per show
currently.

2Face has a vast investment in real estate across Nigeria,
earns around $50k to $80k per show and owns a night club
in Nigeria just to name a few.

For Banky W, they wrote he has been a brand ambassador
for Etisalat mobile in Nigeria and is currently the face for
Samsung products in the West African nation. Out of his
generous heart, Banky W has started off Mr Capable
foundation; an education charity organization with the aim to
aid in the education of children from poor families.

Do you think this is a Credible List or Not? Comment &
Correction are Acceptable!!!

anita08: when would you be in lag?

On Sunday

Kkkk no shit, dou I ve d moni NW buh d tin is dat am nt in lag NW

So shud I get ma mind off it

anita08: Who is buying cos am selling

If u knw u'll drop it 4 17k, I'll com pay 4 it nxt wk

Mayb u go see buyer in 2010.

Una no dey tire 4 cruade? Very soon una go run out ov theme oooooo!! If una no mininize d rate @ wich una dey host dis cruade tin

BANANA -A very interesting FACTS
Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!...
This is interesting. After reading this, you'll never look at a
banana in the same way again.
Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and
glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant,
sustained and substantial boost of energy.
Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough
energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the
banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading
athletes.
But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It
can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of
illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily
diet.
DEPRESSION:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst
people suffering from depression, many felt much better
after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain
tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into
serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and
generally make you feel happier.
PMS:
Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains
regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.
ANEMIA:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of
hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.
BLOOD PRESSURE:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low
in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure So much so,
the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the
banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to
reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
BRAIN POWER:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England )
were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas
at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain
power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit
can assist learning by making pupils more alert.
CONSTIPATION:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore
normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without
resorting to laxatives.
HANGOVERS:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a
banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms
the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up
depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-
hydrates your system.
HEARTBURN:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you
suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.
MORNING SICKNESS:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar
levels up and avoid morning sickness.
MOSQUITO BITES:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the
affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people
find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.
NERVES:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous
system..
Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of
Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging
on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000
hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were
more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded
that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control
our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods
every two hours to keep levels steady.
ULCERS:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal
disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the
only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-
chroniclercases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces
irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.
TEMPERATURE CONTROL:
Many other cultures see bananas as a 'cooling' fruit that can
lower both the physical and emotional temperature of
expectant mothers. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women
eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool
temperature.
So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you
compare it to an apple, it has FOUR TIMES the protein, TWICE
the carbohydrate, THREE TIMES the phosphorus, five times
the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and
minerals.. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best
value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-
known phrase so that we say, 'A BANANA a day keeps the
doctor away!'


PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the
time!

Good day ladies and gentle men..... let us talk a little bit
about safe sex(use of condom).
It is not a bad thing for you to keep a couple of condoms in
your wallets and purses....
I know many ladies would say its the mans responsibility....
Fact is that safe sex is the responsibility of both partners...
Ladies if he said his condom is finished... it isnt a bad deal if u
smile, pick up ur purse, take out the condom, open it and fix it
on him... kinda sexy if u ask me....
I am sure he will respect you more...
Condoms are used not only to prevent STDs ( sexually
talransmitted diseases), but also to prevent STPs( sexually
transmitted pregnancies)....
Be wise... prevent yourself from illness that will make you
spend money and becoming eaely baby mommies and daddies....
Ofcourse you can choose to abstain from sex till you get
married(singles)...

jeffizy: Got my own millions to make. No time to follow a millionaire's story that adds nothing to my earnings.

U don follow dis 1 already, so say sumtin else

Oga get d work 1st NW.

[quote author=Mr.Bow]@2face Idibia, We dey follow u buy Cd here ooo, now u come carry ur wedding go Dubai, where we no go fit chop Ur Rice. How many Arab don carry wedding come 9ja or buy ur cd?.. Well sha, if u sing ur next song make u ready go sell am 4 Dubai" - Angry Nigerians!!!!![/quote]Dude me dey para 4 am pass u o, cos e don tey Wey I don chop party rice.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: hello,
Sarah: hello my dear
how are u today?
Mary: am fine swidy, i've missed
u alot.
Sarah: and me too
Mary: i am calling just to inform
u that i will pay u a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: wow, that's ok my lovely
pie, it will be a great pleasure
to
me. I will be expecting u my
angel.
{*After dropping the call*}
Mary: am going to visit that
prostitute again
Sarah: this idiot is
coming here again,
she thinks i will buy her drinks
with my money again, she dey
lie.
CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS
Akpors: hello bastard
Eazy: hello goat wad up?
Akpors: am fine, do u
know that u are mad, how can
u say that in public.
Eazy: hahaha u are a mumu. I
said that to save myself. But i
am
coming ova this afternoon.
Akpors: ok fine, am
waiting for u mr mad man.
{*After dropping the call*}
Akpors: that guy is funny shaa
at times but a great friend, he's
my personal person
Eazy: thats my man. I like him
very much haha always cracking
me up
TRUE or FALSE?

CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES
Mary: hello,
Sarah: hello my dear
how are u today?
Mary: am fine swidy, i've missed
u alot.
Sarah: and me too
Mary: i am calling just to inform
u that i will pay u a visit this
afternoon.
Sarah: wow, that's ok my lovely
pie, it will be a great pleasure
to
me. I will be expecting u my
angel.
{*After dropping the call*}
Mary: am going to visit that
prostitute again
Sarah: this idiot is
coming here again,
she thinks i will buy her drinks
with my money again, she dey
lie.
CONVERSATION BETWEEN GUYS
Akpors: hello bastard
Eazy: hello goat wad up?
Akpors: am fine, do u
know that u are mad, how can
u say that in public.
Eazy: hahaha u are a mumu. I
said that to save myself. But i
am
coming ova this afternoon.
Akpors: ok fine, am
waiting for u mr mad man.
{*After dropping the call*}
Akpors: that guy is funny shaa
at times but a great friend, he's
my personal person
Eazy: thats my man. I like him
very much haha always cracking
me up
TRUE or FALSE?

Oya gimme ur pin so we go tok berrah

U no well o, che man no go see d tin Wey em wan buy 1st ni?

Lolzzzzz......no b em 4t NW, he's still a learner dats Y

Lolzzzzz......no b em 4t NW, he's still a learner dats Y

So where do I start frm? Next or starter?

Snap am mk I c d pix, n where re u located?

jhydebaba: This is trending on social network.

Senate President David Mark REJECTED a Bill For Unemployed Graduates To Be Paid N20,000 Monthly.
Yesterday, He Gave 2face A Ferrari Worth N47million naira.
What do you think

U sef What do u tnk?

Bro dnt buy ha BOLD5 o, buy ha BOLD10 so she'll knw u truely love ha. MHUMHUNI oshi




Sum pple get head buh dem no get cap
U get moni buh u no knw were u go burn am

Me I'll advice u do ur masters ASAP frm uni lyk OAU or Unilorin or any well recognised fed uni, u can do coses like Pub Admin or Int. Rel.

The man has always been this man and shall remain this man
till another life. The consistency in physical appearance and
general attitude to life is astoundingly remarkable.Woke my icon
you are so blessed and a blessing to civilization. Sail on Buffalo
Soldier,patriot and hero.Remain blessed amongst us mortal men,

Did you ever stop for a while and asked yourself, what is going
to happen to me the first night in my grave ?
Think about the moment your body is being washed and
prepared to your grave,
Think about the day people will be carrying you to your grave
And your families
crying…
Think about the moment you are put in your grave
Just imagine yourself in your grave
Down there in that dark hole Alone Its too
Dark you cry for help
But………
It is too narrow your bones are squashed You regret missing 5
prayers , you regret listening to music , you regret not wearing
Hijab.
You regret ignoring Allah ‘s orders But no Escape ……
You alone with your deeds
No money ,no jewelries,
Only your deeds May Allah (Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala) protect us all
from the punishment of the grave.
Aameen............
Barka De Jummuah

The part two of the power couple wedding Tuface and
Annie will hold this weekend in Dubai with D’banj, Faze,
Sound Sultan,Tony Tetuila, Dotun Omoteye, Hycinth Idibia
serving as 2face Idibia’s groomsmen, however, Plantashun
Boyz Ahmedu Augustine Obiabo aka Blackface is not in the
picture.
Blackface may not also be part of the 250 guests expected
to storm Dubai to share the happy moment with Tuface; a
man he’s known almost all his life even as Larry Gaga
another childhood friend of Tuface is named best man.
Tuface met BlackFace at the Institute of Management
technology in 1996 shortly before Plantashun Boyz was
formed with Richard Chibuzor Oj (Faze). They quickly stuck
as friends until undisclosed internal crisis forced the group to
split.
However, real trouble between these two started with the
noise raised over the original writer of African Queen.
Tuface almost lost the shine he garnered from the success
of the song after allegations of ‘unlawful usage of
intellectual property’ was allegedly raised by Blackface. The
matter was quickly and amicably settled but their relationship
never again remained the same even after they came back
briefly in 2007 to do a Plantashun Boyz re-union album
titled Plan B.
Blackface has not been sighted at significant events
concerning Tuface, this wedding may not be different.
The wedding will hold at the Sefinah Ballroom of Jumeirah
Beach Hotel. Reception will hold at an exotic Island called
Royal Island Beach. Guests will be conveyed in luxury boats
from the wedding venue to the Island. The wedding after
party will hold at Nigerian owned club, Kiza Nite Club.

D guy sef wan turn papa ajasco ni

Usama binYamiri: I like how you pick and choose.
Abi you wan make we check out all the islamic countries?
Starting from Egypt, Tunisia, Morrocco, Sudan( Khartoum), To Middle East kpa kpa-- Oya name them
Syria( before current uprisings), Northern cyprus, Iraq( before US demoslished them), Iran, Turkey, Saudi, Oman, Bahrain, Jordan, Libya ( before Gadaffi was toppled)
OK for Asia nko- Oya name them: malaysia, indonesia, Southern phillipines, Sultanate of Brunei, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Azerbaijan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan

All of them better pass Naija.

The only Islamic countriy wey nigeria fit compete with with na Yemen, Somalia, Afghanistan, maybe Bangladesh and Pakistan.
BUt Pakistan is already well advanced. even in science and tech- e.g NUCLEAR BOMB- need i say more.

. Oga che na country u study 4 scul ni?

Which ov Allah's favours can u deny?