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SEX: m
LOCATION: lagos
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Residents from various parts of Lagos State, southwest
Nigeria, have been coming to catch a glimpse of a baby
allegedly born with a miniature Quran at 9, Oguntade
Street, Shasha area of the state.

Incidents like these are scientifically impossible, but
residents of the area say it is true even though some of
them confessed that they did not see the baby clutching
the miniature Quran, the holy book of the Muslims. They
were only told about it.

It took efforts for P.M.NEWS reporters to gain access into
the one-room apartment of the baby’s parents as a result
of the crowd that took over the place.

The mother of the baby, Kabirat Lamidi, a 32-year old
hairstylist, said right from the conception of the baby, she
had been sick.

She said when the baby refused to come out after 11
months, she went for a scan where it was shown that she
had an object in the womb with the baby.

The Ede, Osun State indigene who said she had been
married for 10 years, said she was shocked to discover
that few seconds after the baby was delivered, she pushed
out a Quran.

“I have been hearing about such incidents and I have
always insulted people thinking it could never happen. I
believe it is a gift from Allah,” she said.
She said as a Muslim, she was not even dedicated and did
not know how to pray, expressing surprise that such an
incident could happen to her.

The mother of three said she had always given birth in the
hospital but that on this day, she went into labour so fast
that she could not move.

“My advice to people is that they should henceforth watch
their mouth. I didn’t believe before now,” she said.
Mrs. Saudat Olawuwo, a staff nurse with the Shasha
Medical Centre who assisted with the delivery, said she
was called by neighbours when the woman was in labour.

Mrs. Olawuwo with 17 years working experience, said the
woman was supposed to put to birth on 16 May, but it did
not happen.

“By the time I came the day she was in labour, the baby
was already coming out. So I assisted her.
“After that, we were expecting the placenta, but the
woman began behaving like one about to run mad. I was
so confused.

“The woman was shouting that she wanted to push again
and all of a sudden, the Quran, wrapped in nylon and
stained with blood jumped out.

“Out of confusion, I ran out and called people who came to
see. We also called a Muslim cleric around the area who
came and prayed for the baby,” she said.

Father of the baby, Luqman Lamidi, said he was in a
drinking bar when he was called and told that his wife had
delivered a baby with a Quran.

He said he did not believe until he came and saw the
Quran covered with blood.
“I arrived home and saw a lot of crowd and could not even
enter. In fact, I am surprised that a drunk like me could
produce a child that came into this world with a Quran,”
he said, adding that he had become a changed person.

Chief Imam of Oguntade, Shasha, Alhai AbdulRafiu
Opeloyeru Oyedokun, said he was the one who tore the
nylon from the Quran after he was called to the place.
“When I came, people were still doubting if the object was
a Quran or not, so I tore the nylon with blood on it publicly
and everyone confirmed it.”

As the yet to be named baby boy lay asleep, P.M.NEWS
noticed that each time the Quran is placed on his chest,
he consistently lifted his hands up and would not drop the
hands until the Quran is taken off.

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If u don't know wat really happened,stop helping to spread d runour dat she wanted to kill d baby..dat isn't what happened,don't give d gurl a bad name plssss

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Heard he just died....dunno ao 2ru dat is.

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To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be
small embarasment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on
ur way to being a star in dis profession.

1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if na closed
hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact.

2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. ...

3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why!

4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now &then.

5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall
dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like
AK47.

6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left.

7. Elevate d right yansh.

8. Release small (sound check)

9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady.

10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.

NOTE:

1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain.

2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no
go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask
"why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public
places?na wa o"

3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect.

4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another
zone and repeat d exercise!

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off!

You are PISSED!


After trying his line several hours and still off, You felt you
should check into a hotel On getting there, You discovered
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You are SO... PISSED!


You dropped your bag @ the reception Ran to a nearby
bank to withdraw with your Atm card. On getting there,
ATM traps your card. Angrily, you went straight into the
bank to complain and they tell you to come for your card in
a week time. Honestly you are HELL PISSED!
On your way back to the hotel with absolute rage You
received an alert that "Your account has been debited with
50k Cash withdrawn from ATM
.
OMG! YOU ARE BADLY PISSED!


Still lost in rage You got to the hotel only to find out your
bag is no moreYou asked the receptionist, she points to an
inscription on The notice board to you which reads "bags
kept @owners risk".

Ooh what a pity! You are DAMN PISSED! In the bid to make
trouble She calls the security to lock you up. oh! Who will
bail now?


You are PISSED! INFACT, YOU DON PISS FOR BODY!!!
Lolzzz..

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#Enjoy!!!

I can still remember those days when we've to wake up by
12:30am just to Enjoy MTN Free Night Call,

The Spirit was
high then, Its Addictive.
when you call your Love Ones and Spend nothing less than
3 Hours talking, Laughing and Abusing each Other..

Gone are those days.. I know Most of you Guys here really
Enjoy those Good old days.

Do you think People Still do MTN Free Night Call? When
Last did you see someone calling on Night Call??

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