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halle berry sucks ma d**k for fun,naomi campbell is ma cook

@busta
wat do u mean?"and again it was will smith",dat movie is simply the bomb,very inspiring,very challenging n funny 2 me,i just luv every part of the movie esp.the parts he was chasing d guyz dat had his scanning machine,he was running throughout d movie,so funny.i shedded tears where he n his son had 2 sleep in the toilet,dat broke my heart.But anywayz,everything na hussle,d only thing is dat hardwork pays but d guy suffer no b small.cool movie

padita agu dating me, heyo,truthfully not joking but its actually a serious affair

even oprah dey hate on olu maintain, dats def, but make she leave us alone let us be,

@poster
guy u dey fall ma hand o! wetin b our bizness now?u which car u don think to buy? instead think about how u go buy ur taxi than to heck us about olu maintain car wey im wan buy!! gawd!!!

heyotactics@yahoo.com,nothing long

wat tha f**k!! some pips r just unbelivable.damn!!

Get squared

their 2nd album was far better than this one,this album has no hype, just three or four tracks r tight on this one.dem still they copy other artiste tunes 4 e.g their track 6 or so they copyrighted craig david's rendevous track n some others like dat.well they r made stars already so they no nid gree die again.But i dey mad 4 the casing of tha album,damn!! so def its a problem, i rate the album 6 ova 10. good album sha

@djslowice
which kind question be dat? is timaya not reppin phc good?well when guyz like u dont wanna promote the upcoming artistes around,u r asking paft questions.If an upcoming artiste dont drop like 10grand,his/her joint wont b played on air.even when played,it wont even b played d way is supposed 2 b played.of course something good is gonna come out from phc,watch out 4 me, "heyo",d next big thing in port harcourt,trust me am so confident,n my style of hip hop is unique. blahhh!!!!

na wa o! which levels faze dey now? i watched it 2 on mtv base when akon said he has no deal with faze, i was shocked cuz everyone were thinking the same thing,i even heard the title of their album is "in the kitchen",u go fear now.anywayz na dem sabi,me i dey think of how i go blow my own trumpet too, like krayzie bone sang "cuz u know i dont giv a f**k"

tell them jare

@hybrid
damn i must confess that was tight, u gettin better er'day man, big up
@alexpussi
dont feel like an ill emcee cuz maverick scored u higher,u lame dawg,ma mind not really on this thread but ama still whoop ur butts

ok where da Bleep is da dat lame brat alexpussi?i dont giv a Bleep bout wat zepphyr gat 2 rate,i slay u like a sallah ram,stepping on big dada toes,small kid messing wit big bad words.i can see u love dissing wit "mama" right?u love "mama jokes" 4getting while u hit it wit heyo "mama jokes chokes",i dont want 2 waste tyme wit u,u aint worth ma bars,ur throwback lines like i predicted were so wack n senseless,wat were u trying 2 prove wit ur end rhymes? d*ck sucker!!

men!! dat souljah boy sucks 2 death,wonder how it got 2 number 1, damnnnnnn!! hip hop is not dead yet but i think its actually on the sick bed.since this southside music came in,i hav bin disgusted.they hav taken ova,n who said rick ross is wack? ricky is just one of dem real dudes in tha south.the only problem i hav wit him is dat he always says"AM D BOSS" in his lyrics,the real dudes from d south 2 me are lil wayne,jeezy,ludacris,nelly,t.i.who da Bleep is souljah boy?d punk wont last xcept he steps his game up.

still@alexpussi
i mite b a clown/but funny enuff i wear tha crown of all crowns/
i Bleep ur mama so hard, she makes chicken sounds/
ma flows atomic, turn u into gaseous matter/u's illiterate son of pauper/
ur mama so dumb, called ma sperm mcdonald's yorghurt
cuz i bring it fresh from tha yard,spray it all around her big butt
am untouchable like air/ma mad rap skills makes tha queer disappear/
kiddos like u count tha hair strands in ma arse/wonda hw long ur wackness wd last/
i stays guided wit no nines/cant step on me,me equivalent 2 landmine/
unlike hybrid,i make wackos like ya profusely bleed/
even if u were wesley,u cant still snipe me/ur pap finger fcuks,he learnd from me/

asshole like ya

yeah me back!!
i pop like popcorn/u fcukin witta rap icon/
i dont slay wit claws,me fist's iron/spit venom at u like python/
am public enemy but aint chuck dee/ma biotic rap steez so ungodly/
alex gets drunk sippin becks/me is a baller all i do is sign cheques/

ma rhyme style is flawless/know ur throwback lines b senseless/
i stays deadly in da game without da indo/ma brain nuts loosed,am loco/
heyo/hot witta venomous flow/wipe out alexpissu da lame dollo/
ma words b sharp like dagger/rapidly melt u cz am molten magma/

@everyone,
this r just warning shots,warming up 2 kick more butts,alex is not up 2 my scale,just gave him this 4 him 2 get hyper

yes yes yo,its da rascal individual heyo,am back,been observing this thread from day one,didnt want 2 be involved but let me drop this 4 dat looser alexpissu,

yo brat alexpissu/wit ma sic lines,i decompose ur body tissue/
but tha issue/is dat heyo gon put a hole in ur forehead wit no pistol/
i exist from da undaground,arrogance is ma friend/
like gin&juice dopeness n i we blend/
u's a tyme waster/grown up suckin breastmilk from ur mama/
i hol' it down hussling 4 dat mercury paper/u's da definition of a rap faker/
i drop bars 4 d warriors/slit ur throat witta scissors/
heyo is gon extinct ur history like dinosaurs/

alex/u cant test ma ill lyrical context/
i stamp on ur monkey arse wit ma godzilla feet/like demon legion,am not 2 b bleeped wit/
am equivalent 2 da heat from hell/wit tha cankerworms,their presense u dwell/
i gat a big dick so i Bleep u thru ur ear/n scream Bleep wat u heard/
this is just a test testin shitt,b rite back

happy birthday!! wish u many more years on planet earth!

@po deep
u would hav mentioned it earlier,its already 2 late u know

@po deep
so wats the bottomline of wat u r saying?where r u driving at? i know wat u mean but people really wont get ur point.

@malthuss
congrats ma man,u deserve the crown!!
@mailmalc
ma man i dey o! thanx 4 ur compliments,am also doin ma IT,really streesful,i doubt if i would bcome an engineer,entertainment is ma passion u know.men u did well rite hurr at last it has ended
@hybrid
ma most rival,at last ur competition has ended,how thutful of u 2 get this thread rolling,it was fun tho at least i learnt some shitts rite hurr but u better think of raising the white flag like dido or we would still be chewing n regurgitating this beef like ruminant animals.hey man u know when it comes 2 slayin ur butt am as die-hard like bruce willis so do wat u hav 2 do cuz u started this mr.man

@other emcees
good job,aint hybrid but thanx 4 gettin this thread rolling, kip the spirit alive, pisso!!

4 me na 9jaaaaaaaaaaaaa chicks,damn the chicks fine die,i took a trip 2 calabar,men u would kneel by force by the sight of this girls,the only Bleep up is dat our weather dont really help 2 compliment their skin tones,if u see a nigerian chic in the US,u would certainly understand what am talkin about.

am an aspiring nollywood actor but 4 now i do stage plays,i want 2 elevate 2 movies.I hav been in2 acting since childhood actually my first love b4 i discovered my music talent altho am in2 music rite now but wit tyme i'l venture into acting also.sorry no pics,but if u wanna see me watch this year's edition of street 2 star,i'l b answerin ma real name "tammy".

@simmy
man am gon giv u a holla,hope i can gain some nice tips 4rm u,am currently running my promo in phc,since u r in lagos it would b good if we run things,i do unique hip hop tho tha 9ja style u know(album suppose sell) am not uploading nada but when i call u,we would talk man,piss

@hybrid
come on man,e neva reach like dis,u don't want 2 invite moi 2 star wars? u know am tha spice of all this touneyz,come on hybrid,dont neglect an ill fella,but Bleep u anyway,ama still b there,an extension of slayin ur monkey arse,like i said am dat bone in ur neck u cant get rid of,d only thing u can do is 2 nodd at ma sic lines like a freakin lizard

@ORACLE99
u again? wats up wit u brotha?u v chased me here again,o boy u r just one raz guy,always typin in vernacular wit some street slum slangs,"oshilooolo" wat tha Bleep is dat?ur league is not here,u dont seem 2 me like an educated personality.some village streetrat who learnt how 2 type on a computer,coming here 2 showcase ur level of illiteracy.Stop deceiving urself,backing hybrid like u r his personal assistance or something.u r not contributin any tangible thing 2 dis thread. in short let me come down 2 ur level,o boy u dey shitt 4 church,u wan test ma flame?man na
u b d craze man,na people like u wey go high wit just 1 bottle of beer,sniff cigar smell come here come dey show ur talent.ur generations no go well,na the craze wey dey worry me wey go worry dem 20 times ova,kolo man like u dey beef me,u no even reach me 4 me 2 dey run steam wit,u b area boy,typical agbero,all those boys wey dey tax bike men and molue 4 park.street hussler wey dey chop fufu night and day come here 2 rub shoulders wit people wey pass ur level,oracle like u,amadioha messenger,position 99 u no dey shame,u no follow ma guy,find ur level,go chop sand sand,mothafucka
@malthuss
no yawa,i hav squashed d beef,u r good man lyrically,got respect 4 u man
@hybrid
i hail u the wack one,respect 4 u man,why r u killin urself witta champ like moi?the lines r still there,i fcked u up man,u cant step up 2 me n u know,ma steez is not bout rhymin bout shit that dont exist,i tell u wat it is n how its gon look like,give u phrases dat knocks u off without beating around the bush coupled wit harsh letters,go back n check ur words on dat thread,lame so lame,i fcked u up man but keep beefin,dont giv a Bleep.u r still hybird tha punk

u also forgot something,bananas are also strong sexual stimulants.They turn you on without you even knowing.just try them
@same-ni
dont bother wit this ur e-gold shitt,no one is gon pay nothing,u think nigerians dont hav better things 2 do than 2 pay 4 some info about banana?think twice man

in short i don vex

malthuss//u share ur arse 2 gays as gifts emulatin santa clause//
am like  hammer,i make hits//u is sewage full of shits//
u is a waste pipe//if u r bullet,u r da blank type//
wordsmith's gave u 3 stripes on ur flat ass//made u a model 4 adidas//

i hussle harder than 9ja prostitutes//u beg worse than 9ja road destitutes//
u aint broke u is da definition of it//Bleep ur victory into three i got ur head split//
i put ur lines on weight balance,Bleep!no movement//
dats cos i plastered ur rhymes wit ma lyrikal cement//

get it twisted man,u called 4 this,Bleep hybrid,he still aint shit 2 me n u r similar 2 ma anus cuz u bring out shitt!!
@hybrid
fake ass judge,u just dont like me,i disgust u but i know the reason,i crushed u in our battle.ok i c u chose me so u can watch me get knocked,why didnt u do it urself wacko? i would always remain dat bone in ur neck dat u cant get rid of, saving urself some grace cz u know u would b knocked d Bleep out if it wasnt ur thread.u better still learn something from this cats too cuz learnin from me really isn't enuff hahahahahaaha!!

@malthuss
hey man i hav accepted my defeat but u want 2 provoke me by usin my name in ur diss lines.the protege line i used was misquoted by me u sure know wat i was drivin at.but man dat was my fcukin error so u got me.That doesnt still mean u can outplay me,pound 4 pound,1 on 1 i still make u answer ur middle name "mud", i dont need 2 drag u in2 it.Just decided 2 observe the thread,u still aint better than i but i must commend ur lines wit wordsmith but dat guy is a tycoon,e no de hard 2 provoke me!!

@mailmalc
men i dey,just they observe the thread since i got kicked out u know,neva liked the idea that hybrid is tha judge cuz that guy get beef 4 me no b small,rite from his "who wanna battle hybrid x" thread,i knew he was gonna make malthuss the winnwer even if malthuss's lines were lame but nothing dey happen!! U did well man,liked ur lines too,we just catchin fun aint it?