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Entertainment / Re: Another Nonso Diobi by heyo: 12:23pm On Oct 06, 2012
Negro..get a lyf..u dnt luk jack lyk him..even if u tink u do..u r d uglier version..go n luk 4 a way 2 make ppl luk lyk u..n stop tryin hard 2 luk lyk sm1 else..capisce!!
Music/Radio / Re: Muna - Down Down Low & Here To Stay Ft IBK (spaceship Boi) by heyo: 7:23pm On Apr 14, 2012
I love d second track..she's so good..prolly d best female rapper in 9ja..n she has bein rappin way b4 she got in2 d beauty bizness by d name "baby rella" in ph then n she has alwayz bein smokin hot..big ups muna..kip killin it..

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Celebrities / Re: Ex Boko Haram Leader, Now Converted To The Christian, Fingers Ibb And Others by heyo: 11:54am On Feb 06, 2012
hmmm, dis is serious, dis is really serious, we shdn't take dis tinz 4 granted, i v always known ibb is nigeria's major evil spirit, God is the only one dat can kill him, and he wd in due tym!! Thank God dis man waz converted, dis means God is in control of dis situation (boko haram).
Music/Radio / Re: Who Was Dagrin Referring To? by heyo: 10:45pm On Jun 12, 2010
pls translate all dat which u wrote poster
Music/Radio / Re: 2010 Hiphopworld Awards. The Winners Areā€¦ by heyo: 6:25pm On May 30, 2010
da grin could hav won d artiste of the year, dis na ojoro, as for mode 9, he can't go past hiphopworld awards when M.I just came out n he's going for BET Awards, i think d awards were ok apart from the artiste of the yr would hav gone to da-grin, thank God best street hop went to terry G, so far so good, na we go dey next there nxt yr, yezir!
Jokes Etc / Re: Ned: The Most Popular Man In The World by heyo: 12:15am On May 29, 2010
very dry, i'm sure d poster is tryna learn hw 2 write a novel or somthing, gosh!!
Music/Radio / Re: Upcoming Artistes. . . .discuss Here by heyo: 4:19pm On Apr 18, 2010
Hi everyone, my name is heyo, H.E.Y.O (Here to Entertain da Young & Old) i do dance groove hip hop(naija thingny) but i'm versatile, I was born in Lagos but i'm from Rivers state.I have about 14 singles but i'm currently promoting two. I am not signed 2 any record label but i run my career via HYPER-FELLAZ INC.Its my movement but i wouldn't mind any affiliation with a big entertainment company 4 major promotions. The name of my singles are "holla heyo" and "sugarcane package", got my link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKRjs/type heyo O'tijale and heyo sugarcane package, U can get me on www.facebook.com/heyo okaye, my number is 08032771046, tanx, God bless!
Autos / Re: Audi Lovers : Anytin To Say Bout That German Piece!enuf Of Tata!Siena etc ? by heyo: 7:23pm On Apr 14, 2009
can tell me about any audi convertible ride like a particular model and where i can buy in nigeria,i really want to buy an audi convertible, i saw one in an american movie and i fell in love.pls someone giv me an answer.
Autos / Re: This Guy Ayodeji 1 Is Real by heyo: 8:57pm On Apr 12, 2009
@ayodeji

ok,i am thinking of any from audi or toyota,latest models,pls let giv me an insight
Autos / Re: This Guy Ayodeji 1 Is Real by heyo: 8:49pm On Apr 12, 2009
@ayodeji

ok,i am thinking of any from audi or toyota,latest models,pls let giv me an insight
Celebrities / Re: Sammie Okposo Set To Quit Bachelorhood? by heyo: 3:28pm On Apr 09, 2009
oh men if this guy has baby mamaz,then y is he singin gospel because he is even worse than we that do circular music,isnt pre-marital sex supposed to be against the word of God and isn't his gospel music supposed to preach it? that guy na disappointment sha, no wonder his music doesn't appeal 2 me,what a hypocrite!! he should get married for all i care,this hommie doesn't give a sh**t
Travel / Re: Nigerians In South Africa by heyo: 2:17pm On Apr 09, 2009
yesoooo!! we gatta stop all tha tribalistic hating n live like brodaz u know,we should be naija representaz,good ambassadors anywhere we are. am proud 2 be a nigerian,
Travel / Re: Nigerians In South Africa by heyo: 7:31pm On Apr 08, 2009
@rsa

wow!! never knew south africa was this beautifulllllllllll!!! i gatta be there. so u r suggesting i go to port elizabeth? they r all beautiful to me,maybe i would prefer sandton city and lodge at garden courts if its affordable,yeah i think i should. But what about the grooves? like the clubs,the chilling joints,the boutiques,where r they situated? at sandton? or capetown? i just want to enjoy myself. well i am happy that you are a south african and u r really breaking it down for me, i really appreciate,talkin about those agencies,which one is the most prominent?
Travel / Re: Nigerians In South Africa by heyo: 2:39pm On Apr 07, 2009
@RSA

thank you very very much,u v done more than enough to allow me make a choice,i am considering that sandton city or the latter part of cape town(the car wash girls) but all i need is somewhere safe and at least the folks r friendly even though i am a nigerian because i dont think i can deny that fact.And talkin about the girls, u know i would need em 4 the shoot, are they cooperative when it comes to that aspect? i think i heard something like they do not like naija music and all that, Is sandton more cheaper than cape? i no wan go spend plenty money wey no dey budget sha,
Travel / Re: Nigerians In South Africa by heyo: 12:20am On Apr 07, 2009
@hadexman

am not here to diss u and all that,i am intending coming to S/A, how is the state of the country? which town is safe and is full of white chicks? r their stuffs cheap? how bad is the south-african/nigerian hatred there? is durban cool? i am an artiste n i wanna come shoot a video there? so pls give me an answer, tanx,
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 4:35pm On Apr 04, 2009
Posted on: Today at 03:57:47 PMPosted by: rotimy
Insert Quote
***********For MY MAGNIFICENT MAEDAN***********

Eletric current de run for my bodi as I dey look your foto,
My heart dey sweet me as if I don win a very big lotto.
Your face no just dey very fine but na shining angel face,
No beauty contest you enter which u no go win the race.
Your eyes dey shine as de bright early morning sun wey rise,
And your smile dey very unique and fit break all de Eskimo ice.
You fine nose dey well pointed as if Baba above put am fertilizer,
And when you talk and laugh, it be like say your voice get equalizer.
Your teeth dey white as if angels brush them with super bleach,
And when we marry I go take time and lick them inch by inch.
Your lips dey so succulent pass the Obalnde suya,
And I go soon enjoy your kiss pass de Benue doya.
With only one week to our speacial wedding

@roty

dats so disgusting brother
ur sexual tactics are like those of a villager, yulk!!
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 4:30pm On Apr 04, 2009
Posted by: rotimy
Insert Quote
***********For MY MAGNIFICENT MAEDAN***********

Eletric current de run for my bodi as I dey look your foto,
My heart dey sweet me as if I don win a very big lotto.
Your face no just dey very fine but na shining angel face,
No beauty contest you enter which u no go win the race.
Your eyes dey shine as de bright early morning sun wey rise,
And your smile dey very unique and fit break all de Eskimo ice.
You fine nose dey well pointed as if Baba above put am fertilizer,
And when you talk and laugh, it be like say your voice get equalizer.
Your teeth dey white as if angels brush them with super bleach,
And when we marry I go take time and lick them inch by inch.
Your lips dey so succulent pass the Obalnde suya,
And I go soon enjoy your kiss pass de Benue doya.
With only one week to our speacial wedding,
I wan promise that our love go be unending.

@so disgusting brother,
Autos / Re: This Guy Ayodeji 1 Is Real by heyo: 4:00pm On Apr 03, 2009
@ayodeji

pls i would want to buy a convertible but i don't know the particular ones that might be in cotonou,i would want a honda or toyota product.pls let me know the particular specs that are there.thank you,u could actually paste the pix,if possible.
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 11:59pm On Mar 30, 2009
@dalaha

dalaha, ur name makes me wanna laff like ha ha ha
wat tha hell r u talkin about?
hommie u wanna put an end 2 this?
let me giv u a benefit of doubt
u r no bad guy n ur nollywood jokes r dry
u don't reveal ur ulterior motives 2 da public
hommie u conceal n do wat u wanna with no gimmic
since u need the bad guy throne,its yours
i am tired of this sh**t,am goin offshores
do ur thingny cuz this is a freestyle thingny
wolaa!!

@dmitri

wateva!!

@roty

left ur chic 4 u,cuz what must be must be
and in case ur wife gets kidnapped on dat day,dnt think its me
there a lotta bad guys in hurr now
so i think i must take a bow
do ur thing homeboy

heyo thinking out loud
(why am i quitting? maybe its my mood today,well let's see how my next mood would be like)

aight homeboy,i can see u r stubborn
well this sorta love isn't common
cheers!!

@maedan

making a huge mistake marrying dat bloke
i know u r buying ur gown on credit cuz ur man is so broke
like beyounce 2 jay-z,i wanted 2 upgrade u
but village boy roty is gonna outdate u
am gonna find me some hot models
and freek in expensive hotels
and leave u guyz da hell alone
u cant pour water 2 melt a stone
una get stronghead
let me tell u,u n roty aint match made in heaven
u r too hot 4 dat guy seems u were cooked in tha oven
well i gatta bounce, u still gat billis 2think about
cheers!!

@malthuss

hey dude,remember me from hybrid-x''s star-wars some time ago? yeah u good with lyrics,y don't u show maedan wat u gat,she's gon melt maybe

N.B; ain't nobody talk smack about my exit,it was part of the script
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 1:04am On Mar 29, 2009
@denony


homeboy,u can cross ur finger pass the one of calvary
roty is clinchin sh*t! dats my boo he wants 2 marry
and tanx 4 being reasonable
i can see u want maedan's sis dats available
i can see she sey stubborn 4 dat one
my guy carry on


@dmitri

where the hell did u come from?

@maedan

my queen,i no b americana
and i no dey smoke marijuana
but i am just bein my fly self
roty tite 4 d naija rhyme no doubt
but i am walkin in my shoes,dats wat i'm about
if u want me 2 break it down 4 ya,i will
but happy i want u 2 make me feel
by adding some suspense in this fiasco
even tho u no be lupe or johnny brasco
let the readers feel some suspense
and keep them yearnin for more
don't let anyone snore
shift sides a little bit baby
either 2 mine or billis
maybe he has more action like bruce willis
who knows?
but i am PDP so u gatta come 2 mine
cuz i rule up in this mothaf***
roty's love show is old news
am new school so lets play by my rules
so do ur thingny!!enuff said
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 12:42am On Mar 29, 2009
@roty


homeboy!! u r cementing wat?
yo!! its high time we fought
i am not gonna take this likely
i am gonna pressurize u definitely
to leave my future wifey
u r busy sharing cards?
u jokin rait?one of those ur blabs?
yeah it should b ur blabs
just like saying usher got no tummy abs
thats how unrealistic you can get
sharing cards?i think i would like 2 hit u below da belt
if i don't have maedan,none of us will
so better back off,hope u get the drill
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 2:19pm On Mar 27, 2009
@denony


hey,take a chill pill
or rather like statue of liberty,just stand still
i haven't seen any love story that has no bad guy
involved to let the chic in question tell her guy bye
i am not starting any drama with u
i just want to focus on roty n his boo
but u called me a yahoo boy n a militant
so i had to make the beef constant
no b me find trouble
but if u want it,i go give u double
wat the hell? u r making me waste my rhymes
wey i suppose dey drop 4 maedan make she get the signs
hommie lets just enjoy the game
no time to call each other names,no time 2 lay blames
pisso

@billis

tanx 4 attacking me indirectly
but let me brush u up properly
i am the foremost loverboy on this thread
so do ur thing and leave me instead
let me do my chase
cuz i am number one in this love race
if u claim u r d baddest and meanest
let's see who gets maedan first
or rather lets see who rhymes best
they r a lot of judges
let's just do this and leave all the grudges
didnt come here 2 fight no one
am just here 2 get maedan n catch fun


@maedan

my princess
d love i v 4 u dey excess
i can see u r not a material girl
so like cassie,u could be my official girl
i wd listen 2 ur problems
and find ways 2 solve ur problems
my shoulders r broad enuff 4 u 2 lean on
like usher,my love i would let it burn
for u,only 4 u so much dat u cannot comprehend
even if u no fine without make-up,i no send
u need to concentrate on me a little more
cz u gat the keys 2 my heart which is door
2 ur emotional happiness and satisfaction
if u need me 2 bring ur breakfast 2 bed,don't mention
we could stroll at the park hands in hands
tellin u hw much i care as we sit on the beach sands
we could kiss at night on the rooftops
while the cool breeze sensitizes us,as we caress with no full stops
like 50cent said,all i need is a liitle bit
a little bit of ur time,b4 u know it u wd b mine
so maedan stop the frontin and the long thing
u aint nobody's wife yet so i can still place my bet
u said next time i wan vex,make i chill 4 swimming pool?
dont worry with u by my side 4 d pool,i go cool
enough said


@roty

i gatta give u props tho 4 this initiative
real talk wat dat dude said,u r creative
read the first 4 pages b4 i came thru
and i must say u r good
but the way u were rhyming got me in d mood
2 wanna put some drama into this
and see if u r stil worthy of d marital bliss
with maedan
so dude kip doin ur thingny
cuz this is a freestyle thingny
i wanna see how much more u gat
cuz u v been quiet as a matta of fact
since i stepped into the scene
come on, u gatta a lot of fans out there
so fight 4 ur love ,maedan's teddy bear
hahhahaha!!! enuff said
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 12:03am On Mar 27, 2009
@denony

hey denony y r u lookin 4 ma attention? u r a nobody
i aint a yahoo boy
just wanna give maedan so much pleasure and joy
but u cd call me a millitant
cz am here 2 kidnap maedan's heart
with her consent and make her life more pleasant
i can prove myself worthy if she demands anything
am not like u dats hungry,u r thinner than a pin
this is true love not a fling
so close ur mouth up or u want some bling?
nah i no be gay so i aint buying u sh*t
i cd help u pay ur bride price with what's on my wrist
and yes i am here 2 put asunder
cuz roty and maedan together is a total blunder
so if u have a problem it
u can kip typing or maybe grow hairs on ur teeth
don't have ur time so free me like terry gee


@maedan


why r u so blind 2 see
dat u r meant 4 me
they say the best things in life r 4 free
my luv is the best thing 4 ur life so roll wit thee
cuz am worthy
and wealthy
so fresh and so clean not dirty
u r conversatin with one of N/land's enviable bachelors
get u designer bags and shoes of different colours
u said i am wasting my skills
u aint seen nothin yet
come check out more skills when i take u 4 shoppin sprees
and 4 wat i can see,u r stickin with roty bcz of una 5pages
just giv me 3 pages with ya,i would take u thru real stages
dat would erase that brokea** from the picture
and soothe ur nerves,heart even throat like cough mixture
make warri boy vex call men from hin area
no doubt say i don put omo 4 hin ariel
but i dont giv a damn
my care,tender touch is seekin 4 ur demand
enough said
Music/Radio / Re: Which Video Is Better (bigiano's Shayo Vs Tuface's Enter Da Place) by heyo: 3:46pm On Mar 26, 2009
bigiano, it is better. for an upcoming star i mean he's first video of his career is commendable,do u know it's a dream come true 4 a new artiste in nigeria 2 be compared with legendary 2-face even though it's just about videos? do u wat that would mean 2 bigiano? bigiano is also talented, he has deep songs on his album, i listen to his album more than 2face's unstoppable,hw many songs even sweet inside but bigiano big up
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 2:22pm On Mar 26, 2009
@roty

u talk 2 much but show no workings
maedan is gonna fit me like feet 2 a stokings
this is beyond literal mockings
only that i compete with real men not dumplings


like i said i am the villain of this show
and i v got the right swagga so let go
i no be mike adenuga but i go make maedan glo
u would earn my respect if u cd buy her lambourgini diablo

u said no one can compete
if u hav a car, i v got a fleet
u would be drinking in the beach with no fear?
homeboy,when coconuts go hammer ur head
then u would have a lot 2 fear
cuz i would be everywhere
u take my maedan 2 and even if u r not there
i got not only my eyez on her but also the C.I.A's
no she's not a criminal
i am just bringing more game 2 ur league like the NBA's
stay clear and stop sending more love trash 2 maedan
cuz on this thread,am ur nitemare,and i got the upperhand





@maedan

tanx 4 identifyin me with loveboy neyo
but this tyme u r dealing with money speaking heyo
u and i know that roty can't take u 2 da carribeans
just 4 d simple fact that he has no financial means
baby we gonna blend like gin and juice
lovin roty when there's no doe,what's d use?
my love tanda gidigba like mount everest
if u r in doubt,come and put my limit 2 a test
pastor chris is gonna be our wedding pastor
using a limo 4 our bridal train wouldnt be a major factor
wole soyinka go b the father of the day
onyeka onwenu mother of the day
fashi oluwa whoeva,genevive go b ur brides maid
eko le meridian thats where we would get laid
on our wedding night,power speaking,roty can't fight
think about this darling maedan
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 1:16am On Mar 26, 2009
@roty

u think u r smooth like butter
but am here 2 make u smell like gutter
i am the villain of this luv drama
u don't need 2 talk,ur relationship already gat stammer
don't worry u would be the dishwasher
at my wedding when i take maedan 2 d altar
don't cry yet cuz i gat a better offer
hw about u bein in control of the video camera
so u can witness hw ur luv has been taken away
no matter hw hard u fast and pray
it wouldn't stop the baby from comin our way
so think twice before u send ur reply
or else i would send u to a pig sty


@maedan

no matter hw deep ur luv is 4 roty
i would erase it by gettin u a bentley
i v observed this guy is so broke
cant even buy a bicycle's spoke
i go take u go st.tropez,paris
we wd live in a duplex with well-mowed grasses
am givin u romance backed with finance,wat more cd b chasis?
ignore rotimy's village man's style of making passes
Literature / Re: Naija Love Rhymes For Valentine by heyo: 12:41am On Mar 26, 2009
@maedan

am d newest loverboy on this tread
even tho da sparkle of luv here is dead
am gonna bring some spice of romance like red roses on a bed
i am here 2 capture ur heart
with my words 4 a start
i believe u r so sweet like fanta
if i hav u,u go always dey my medulla oblanganta
u gonna b d only bullet in my gun
while i'l be ur sunshade from da sun
i no send where u come from
i go stick 2 u pass paper gum
i'l prove my luv by buyin u gucci watch than flower
then send u sweet poems 2 ur phone hour after hour
i don't need 2 hav a bath cz ur luv wd b my shower
and ur care my towel
while my tender kisses wd fill up ur bowel
don't take dis hard on me
sayin all dis 2 u even tho we no go see
but 2 say this is 2 break free
and 2 prove that in love rhyminothology,
i gat a master's degree
Autos / Re: Get Best Ride 4rm Cotonou.want A Car Dealer by heyo: 1:48am On Mar 17, 2009
hey tosin please, can i get a convertible in cotonou and pls what brands are there because i don't have any particular one in mind and the cost of each one, thanx, waiting for your reply
Celebrities / Re: Actor And Comedian Bernie Mac Dies At Age 50 by heyo: 3:31pm On Aug 19, 2008
damn, wat a life?bernie mac dead? this doesnt make sense

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