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3kay945:
So because they want to be serious in life according to the OP, they should pack out and go hunting for accommodation of 1.5m or 2m or more in lagos ?

Is the OP normal

I know a man that moved in to his wife parent house sef... when accommodation cost wan kpai them.

He was a good man....na me be bad man. 😂

Arostar2023:
He was a good man! As how? How can a thug be a good man? Nigerians really need national orientation ASAP!

Na so the man get levelagbero too get level for Lagos.

Where is the lie? I wonder how man go use liability choke himself

A story I heard said that soldier died before the day they were released...They just twist the whole story to make it believable that a soldier was lost while trying to rescue them...Na muuummu dey believe apc govt.

Isobug:
Hmmmm.
This whole thing don hire person sef.
The question now is how did that soldier died. Was he killed deliberately to prove point? Sacrificial lamb? Who do we believe.
To understand Nigeria, you also need to have mastered brain teaser games. The country is so complicated with multiple intricacies

For how long will he keep relocating? You think he won't see similar person in the next place he relocates to?

Apus:
Yes. That's if the other two options I mentioned earlier doesn't work. It's just to avoid a situation like this. The way we deal with issues differ from one person to another depending on how affected or our reaction would be. People like him who are prone to getting very angry to the extent of inflicting physical harm usually choose avoidance.

Na you dey give am face na...give her serious warning and she go leave you.

Majesty33:
Well, who am I to judge him, a woman in her mid 50s at the office have frustrated my life of why I am not married in my mind 30s. If a staff gives birth, she carries the baby, and ask a co staff to call me, on reaching there, ask the same question she has asked and have gotten answers severally. As if, that is not enough, she has told,all close colleagues that the should tell me to get married. Meanwhile this woman , a mother of five left her own marriage four years ago and have started sleeping around. The society just become demons in our lives , mounting pressure on you without knowing how U feel deep inside.

Nigerians don even tire to dey ask that yeye question...Tinubu shege no let dem see mouth ask yeye questions.

Sonnobax15:

Funny.

If to say this man na Nigerian,he for don too kpai many people . Cuz the rate at which people keep poke nosing and asking single adults why they aren't married here is just too much . Like say we dey do competition of marriage for here.

Na mummmuu dey believe say Nigerian government want fight for am. The earlier you know they do not give a bleep about you, the better for you.

Leave those mummmuu make them dey deceive their self. All the people kpaid by bandits, what role did the useeelesss government play?

Neoteny:
But if nothing happens to you, or there's no reasonable grounds for suspicion, the government has no business with you. Millions of people die of natural causes and road crashes every year, does the government go around claiming cadavers for autopsy?

You're a free individual required to obey laws, but you're not the property of the government.

Pastorsarynzay:
The father is ignorant of the law, he can be arrested. What if it something viral that can affect others, learn to respect govt

people do not have faith in government. I do not trust them to bring justice, especially when a politician might get implicated.

To understand Nigeria's situation and how worse it can get,I recommend the movie: The platform

Nigerians became more emboldened in evil when APC came into power...it has never been this bad.

VeeVeeMyLuv:
When you put a cruel somebody like bubu & bat there what else were you guys expecting 🤷🏻‍♀️. you can never plant bitter kola and expect to reap or harvest sweet apples. I have told you guys several times.

You guys rejected and kicked out a compassionate and kindhearted leader.


Nigerians Ntoor 👀

Carry your cross

I support this guy with a keg of fresh palm wine. Most Nigerians are terrible people. Be cautious when dealing with a Nigerian.

The thing dey between 85 to 90%

Angelfrost:
Threatens?!! What do you mean by "threatens"?!!

...And what do you mean by 79%?!!


Poverty wey don overrun 85% of the population.

You really know the guy....e like to mock Yahoo boys when don go broke.

emoneyrano:
He was mocking boys the other day that he buys their stuff cheap when they go broke


Life sha

Una still dey date or marry?

Even 50k banny better pass rape...how do men enjoy raping a gal...how their dicccck take dey stand for pusssssi when woman no give them?

Shellsploit:
Something wey soapy suppose avoid or find one small banny for 5k brothel runs

Wahala,so this guy dey run this kind thing...smh

HacheNoire:
So the major that God killed by his captives, what God also responsible? No!

His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) was responsible for that!

Stop attributing blames based on baseless beliefs.

When it goes good, it’s God, when it goes bad, it’s human.

if not for the prayers of Daddy Adeboye,Nigeria would have been worse than it is.

HacheNoire:
Glory is supposed to be dedicated to His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) and The Nigerian Armed Forces.

What did God do in what you thanking him for?

You didn’t even appreciate the men that put down their life’s for the rescue mission but now thanking God?

What did God actually do here?

Please refrain and dedicate all glory and adoration to His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) and the Nigerian Armed Forces

Don’t say that. God answered the prayers of Daddy Adeboye by granting the kidnapped victims freedom. God is wonderful.

Make Una dey play....The shege when Nigerian government dey show Nigerians ,wetin Una don do about am?

It's another banger from the yahoo man...More tithes and offerings from gulllllible members.

Na the main lesson e never learn so...he still believe say those 8 no good,say one day e go meet angel. When we dey tell dem say all women na thesame,dem go think say na lie.

pigmania:
Worse off, he still thinks some women are angels, he has not learnt the bitter lesson that these women are all the same in nature. AWALT

Exactly, Women will hate you for being kind to them unnecessarily...As a man,make a woman earn your kindness, that's when it's valued. An unearned kindness towards a woman is interpreted as weakness. Sometimes,deny her the kindness she earned and she would value you for it. In a woman's brain,less effort is interpreted as high value. The mind of women work opposite to the the way a man's mind works.

Babatunjo:
Most men don't understand how many women's minds work.

What you see as kindness, she may interpret as neediness or desperation. That often creates what women call the "ick." Once that feeling sets in, even being handsome or wealthy may not save your chances.

As you grow older,you learn that virtually everything you believed about life and women are all lies. The world taught you to be good,be nice,be respectful that you would get same back... it's a lie to keep you in chain. Look around you,the wicked are the ones ruling and enjoying this world.

Make money for yourself,not because you wanna cater for the needs of women. Money is Very important in a man's life. Have money and have wisdom,then you are good to go.

CCTV for inside bush?? Them go thief the CCTV join self.

zenburster:
Maybe install a solar powered cctv system with motion detection.

Costs around #100k.

Good investment to prevent things like this.

Two factors:
1. Environment
2. Mindset

The idea of marriage is flawed. Humans are too complicated to make marriage work.