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That chinedu guy sabi do 'akoti'(taunt) o. See how he just dey yab everyone.
He's one of the guy that makes the camp lively.

Olodonairaland:
Happy for her but ko kan aye

Plz can you sell that your acquired space for me. I want to blast the guy above you.

informat101:
This ikenna E that calls himself a doctor his grammatical errors are too much

First learn to remove the beam in your own eyes by learning how to punctuate.
Thank you.

Plz ao do I load avatarcam account on my qsat?

Bimfo:
U can never satisfy people in this World.. When Ikenna I was in the Camp, He was speaking Igbo accent English Now Afolabi is speaking Queen's english, you are complaining that he is Forming accent..

Which english go satisfy you people

Tonight, I wish am having 1000likes to dash you.

honeyad:
Wetin u Saabi... U just be 100 level pikin of UNAD abi na Eksu living in an archaic town in AK.. You know nothing about ladies.. So stfu!

Oponu ayirada. Ak is a town on its own.

honeyad:
Wetin u Saabi... U just be 100 level pikin of UNAD abi na Eksu living in an archaic town in AK.. You know nothing about ladies.. So stfu!

Dry pawpaw leaf at work. Smh.

Raymysterio:
I lost my breathe... That was the day I understand the full meaning of BREATHTAKING... But as a sharp guy, as the 1st words dropped, odas kept coming and before I know, she was looking at the floor... So I won!!!

Back then in school, there was something we call NFA. Am a chronic NFA for that matter. One eventful night, during night class, after finishing with my NFA activity, I sat quietly besides this pretty lady. She was busy reading while I pretend I was reading too. I was just calculating how to make my moves. She start convo with me by asking me what I do gain in NFA. From there, I later learnt we stay in d same hostel but different blocks. I saw her off to the hostel while we discuss meaningless things. At the entrance to her hostel, I wanna say goodnight when she suddenly paused and look straight into my eyes, NA so I start to dey toast her o. Just that every crammed lines vamoose but another inspiration draw in. Though I talked awkwardly but she take me for who I am. We dated for 2yrs before a Christian brother snatched her.

honeyad:
All of una jus dey come here con preach "these hoes aint loyal" Meanwhile most of your girlfriends do same or even worse sef... Like say na only her the op dey bleep too? Make una dey there dey form holy holy.. No be person dey marry girl from "PEKAS".. The truth is what matters most is her behavior... If the girl doesn't really love you she won't be confessing to you op, her character is what matters most, talk to her and let her know if she really wants you, she should stay by you and you will help her in your own little way financially... The truth is no girl wants to look awkward and 80% of naija girls Bleep at least 2 guys.. If she really wants you, she would stay and leave those guys..how many of una meet una girl friends as virgin... Do u know how many guys e don bleep before you meet her? So what's the difference, as far as I'm concerned, I think the girl is a good girl with an unfortunate condition, if you can talk to her she can change.... After talking to her.. If she doesn't change then you can leave her but before u leave am ehn... Just pm me her number

I thought only hoes are the one that ain't loyal but this guy? He no dey atall.

Krak:
When did Yoruba girls start bearing Uju?

I am very sorry to officially announce that you are now a certified Mumu.

Thank you.

He should Atleast add that to his CV. Certified ODE.

Jerrick:
This one is hard.

Eleyi gidi gan o.

Am happy Joshua was evicted yesterday. Atleast he won't cry over his gf again. He and his will live happily ever after.
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Dunno of any guy that cries over a lady when he's at the point of becoming famous and wealthy.
Some guys sha.

That Joshua and mikel lookalike small.

A pot calling kettle black. Otto calling chinedu rude and insulting. No be him dey say I person dey saucy or sauciness NA compliment.
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NA everyday I dey ask my friend if craze dey worry am. If this Otto be my friend ni, e for don gentle. Ah swear.

holatoj:
Concerning Eviction , i am dam happy dat dat gal is gone fr good....she z just too stubborn and wont subdue for anybody.......but i was thinking she will be d last gal standing.....nw d thing don shift to evi or Noela.......but am damn unhappy for ikenna dat gal messed him up.......

Concerning Prediction I use a 3.75g enabled smart phone ,and using d best browser on earth (ucweb) nd i predicted seconds to 11pm ....I know 3 things are happening
1.it is either something z fishy abt dz..
2.dose winners are using 4G lite smartphones..
3.Dose winners are not from planet Earth..

What of the possibility of your clock being slower ?

gbaby87:
You people that keep calling Sandra's name should ask yourselves this. Who was that couldn't spell chess? Who was it that was fixing the ladder wrongly? If you even go back to his first group, ikenna was the one who f'd up couldn't spell sword. What exactly has that guy done right that you say Sandra changed his success

Thank you my brother. I was thinking maybe me and those people casting Sandra watched different show. To me, Sandra was so good but ikenna strong head caused there failure. Did you notice they forge ahead when ikenna tried to listen to her. She's a domineering attitude, fine, ikenna should have just use it to their success. Very painful she had to leave early.

tpacalipse:
A tout and a car! A thug and a seat! A destroyer and an almost a built city! Sometimes people's choices push them into the pit. Congratulations my people.

BITTERNESS

seselez:
exactly

Have you ever heard of something called Human relationship/management? Ikenna was at fault. He lost even before the battle started.

oluamid:
Amen brov, amen.


In my own case God punish Opera Mini.

Opera ke? Ucweb self hangs like kilode. I think people with 4G won it.

seselez:
yes oo. She has a domineering attitude. I neva wanted her to go too soon.

I think o like her. Am gonna miss her. Let's just say Ikenna is never Man enough. They both should have always put there scores aside before each challenges and maybe pick it up later.

Hardheolar:
mtn nah bastard.. under 25sec peepz don predict finish

I don't think it's mtn but traffic on the site. Or una tink say NA only u like awoof lumia? Mine NA 10s.

Ivyluvie2:
I'll prefer it,if sandra gets the eviction alone.I still find ikennaI entertaining sha

Bad news. Their destiny is tied together. Just imagining how awkward it will be for both of them when evicted.

Will Sandra hug Ikenna? Will she shed tears or lambast ikenna as usual?

2chillz:
In fact I think his earlier mood was justified, why would they be directing the water to his tent. In case you haven't noticed, Canon has been quarrelling with different people since the beginning andwhat he said about Chinedu bbeing stubborn, rude and saucy wasn't very nice. Two of them were like friends at the beginning, they even shared the same hotel room. And even after the the quarell Chinedu was still calling him his guy and saying he understands.
As for the one with Joshua, Canon had already made it compulsory for him to make a trench around his camp by directing the water towards it, so Josh shouldn't have been asking why he was doing his personal own...and it turned out to be a good thing since it ended up raining

Oga ADE, una never hear am say No padi for jungle? Every man for himself. You gotta do what brings you ahead of your opponents. They are foes bro.

Bimfo:
Canon is fūcking Proud!

Not pride, its called a positive self image combined with great confidence. You gotta find ways to live with that.

Ivyluvie2:
I don't think ikenna is the problem,whilst he was with cosy;I think,ikenna wasn't found wanting,how come he is with sandra?same with chinedu.sandra finds fault in almost everything.

There major problem is FAULT FINDING in each other. They couldn't curb this and I believe it will be their greatest undoing. Sandra tends to snare at anything ikenna do and its getting at ikenna so hard. Like someone said, Sandra has instill one kind of fear in ikenna and its affectin the guy. The guy suppose don put her where she belongs.
Looking forward to see them evicted tonight though.

Sandra: He was hitting the wrong stick into the wrong hole and then the ladder broke.
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Ikenna: Who broke the ladder?
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Sandra: Are you the one asking me question?

Chai, partnership oro.

Few weeks to camp, we all look forward to the opening of camp with great hope. The hysterical feelings of those that has gotten the call-up number, the tenacity of those that wanna influence posting and a great service year we are all looking forward to.
The bitter truth is that not everyone will enjoy the service year. Some will have a great and unforgettable service year while some will have a feeling of malaise and within the first 3 months, they become despondent and start looking forward to POP. I once knew of a guy -infact, he's a bossom friend- who makes over 700k during his service year. He achieved this because he was determined to tremendously make use of the service year.
A quick check on the SEXUALTY section, one will read the alarmed rate at which some shameful corpers deceived and have intimacy with the young girls they were meant to serve as a positive influence to. This is quite disheartening(I trust karma though).
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Well, the bottom line is that, we should all strive to make it a goal to positively influence our environment and endeavor to over utilize this compulsory 365days of our life. Zig ziglar once said "Our actions(either positive or negative) and deeds affect other people, many of whom we will never know or have the chance to meet again"
Let the change start with us. #Teammakeachange
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Morning fellow PCMs.

We should also help others to get what they want and also help people to develop themselves, this really bring hapiness to both sides.

Those wey pay 4k and wey never receive callup number and we wey dey expect am next week , oya come Let us Laff small to temporarily ƒσяget the problem NYSC is given us

3 thieves were taken to court, and were found guilty,
1st man stole 1 sardine. The judge said 3yrs in prison
cuz there are 3fishes inside 1 sardine.
The 2nd man stole a tray of eggs, he got 30yrs in
prison cuz a tray of egg contains 30eggs*tear* .
The 3rd guy collapsed.
Do u know why?
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He stole a bag of rice.
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Abeg, oya grin now.

Vicky2k:
I Paid this Morning and I got my Callup via Email and Text.
NYSC/TGP/2014/165376
Finally joined the #teamgottheircallup #teampaid4k

Congratulations sir. God help you.

Hottestguy:
Gist me boss cox I heard nothing. Infact, am currently on campus at SA office along faculty of engineering. They've not pasted it.

You are from which department and what's xuping??

Haa!!! Bros, if SA no gist you then you re on a long thing o. If you hear wetin the SA dey talk yesterday, u go fear o. Well, I sha kuku don accept to fate. And I ll implore you to accept fate too. We no fit fight God afterall. Shit happens bro.
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.BTW, are you sure you ve gotten the heart to assimilate the news? Well make I kukuma tell you.
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SA said camp is opening on the 4th of nov., and callup number will be pasted on Thursday.*winks*

Hottestguy:
Good morning peeps. EKSUITES in the house, any info on our call up number?

Haa! Una never hear? Where you dey since? You sure say you be eksuite? Chai! If you hear wetin I dey hear, Bros fear go catch you o. Bros, sha dey pray o.