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ok you know you are still young so i will best tell you is you should first continue with school then you will think of relationship ok.
i'm now 18 but still single, you better be alone because where i'm girls are detroying young men i don't know how they are in your side.....
sorry for the previous message ok.

Hey guys really this thing has being confusing me for a very long time now.
where in the world is that place located if other places can located why not garden of eden.

TundeWX:
:
this is very funny ..ask ursef dez questions
-have you met this girl in person
-have you met the "manager" in person
-have you met the "attorney" in person
-have you confirmed the "funds" in the account personally

hi as i'm saying now i have all other certificates for the funds transfer only the remaining the two and even i can communicate to the bank manager

I have a girlfriend in Dakar in Senegal residing as a refugee, she has the sum of 7.5M USD in her late father's account which she is the next of kin, when she claimed for the fund,the bank manager told her that her late father left an instruction that she must be 29 years then she will claim 4 her inheritance or she should look for a patner to stand for her to claim her inheritance and transfer to that person's account but now she is still 24 and she chose me as her patner and i'm 17. She said she doesn't care of age,distance,language and nationally and when i successfully transferred the fund in to my bank account she will then join me in my country for everlasting life.
i then claimed for the fund but the bank required a power of athorney and affidavit of oath which i was directed to a lawyer to prepare the documents and now the lawyer required $350 to prepare the documents for the fund transfer and when i told her she said i should borrow and pay then i will pay back after the transfer. SO PLEASE HELP ME.

My friend is the most closest friend i ever had but now he disappointed me by impregnanting my girlfriend who we dated for a year now.
This happened when we went to club on Sunday,17th October.
I got drunk for the first time and my girlfriend was feeling dizzy so we went home and i couldn't escot her to her place so i asked my friend to escot her which he did and then fu*ked her, I trusted him so much.
This week she told me its like she is pregnant.
I told her how and when did this happen, then she said she have not been seeing her period for a week now, i didn't believe when she said it, I told her i last taughed you the week before we club, ok lets go for DNA test, She said no she is sorry I'm not the one who did it, ok then who did it," i asked. she said is my best friend.
Hi stop accusing my friend then she said it happened the day we went to club.
I then sent her away. I couldn't believe it. I just don't want to hear it again.
So that's how best friends do.

Did I Do The Right Thing Or Not?

Mercychen:
Your girlfriend don born?

What are you talking about?

Depressed101:
and who says you are the only Ugandan here?

i tought so

Jeon:
Lol

What about this?
https://www.nairaland.com/6826294/im-17-girlfriend-pregnant-just
So you want to avoid her in life abi?

I have conformed it's not my own its for my best friend. She have been cheating on me now she is taken to him and am now free. That's why i don't want them again.

Hey ladies please i am looking for a girlfriend in Nigeria. Am tied of Ugandan ladies. The truth is that Ugandan ladies like money too much and they can also cheat. So i need a Nigerian lady to be my girlfriend.
If you don't maid reach me @
HaszHICb@gmail.com
and if possible drope yours too so i can also reach you aswell.

Olumighty123:
Who be your gee? Abori nta e?

do you even know what i mean, mean you are an idiot.

DriverX:
What help could this idiot be asking for? Help to abort baby or help to take care of baby or help to shoulder responsibility?

Idiot kid, when you were cumming were you asking for help?

I think you mentally sick you better go for juju help. idiot bloody

Olumighty123:
Expecting a pregnancy? I laugh in swahili

You gee are you giving advise or not yours is on the way coming for you, If not go and sleep.

Drella:
Pastor too dey hiss! Is that what your Bible taught you? You're going to hell

what is hell?

and what is the problem with that

I'm 17, Likely to be a senior student and I just found out my girlfriend thinks she is expecting.
She is not taken a test yet but she is later on her period and it is intending to have a try out this week.
I'm unsure how to proceed if she is pregnant.
Can I Be Helped By You?

I will be grateful getting from you guys. Thank you.

Di reality TV star become number one trend for Nigeria, Twitter on Tuesday after video of im nude surface for internet.

Cross post video of imself wey im no wear anything on top im Snapchat and later delete am.

Addressing di mata for one interview for one TV show 'E splash' on TVC Cross say " na simple mistake."

I've been going out with her for a year. She's great. But i'm just getting sick of how moody and unstable she can be sometimes.
She gets angry over the smallest thing and will blow it in to huge proportions. Example: I run out of toilet paper. She comes out screaming. I tell her ok I'll go right now and buy some. She starts calling of immature for not having toilet paper apparently. I tell her ok. I'll get some now. She won't stop. I obviously get upset. But don't say anything. She starts saying "I'm gonna go home," I tell her fine. She goes home. Get's mad i didn't stop her. I tell her this is the millionth time you do this. Can't keep running after you everytime you threaten to leave.

Don't know what to do anymore with this girl.
She does have great things about her - She's sweet, Extremely beautiful etc...
But she got out of control emotions that are making me just miss being single again.

What The Hell Do I Do? Should I Just End It.

Most important things in a relationship.

1. Communication is one thing should be done every day.

2.Respect one another to make the relationship grow.

3. Trust should be another thing you should not let down.

4. Support one another in one thing to the other.

Prove me wrong. If you have any other thing to say add it to help our brothers and sisters go on with their relationships. By HICb Dolla.
To Be Continued...

The 8 relationship rules that should never be broken.

1. Trust is the most important thing in a relationship.

2. Respect one another.

3. Never use sex as a weapon in relationship.

4. Be honest to your boyfriend or girlfriend.

5. Never take one another for granted.

6. Never admit that you fancy your boyfriend or girlfriend's friends.

7. Never stop appreciating your boyfriend or girlfriend.

8. Always make time and effort for one another.

With these your relationship will last trust me. If any other is missing i request you to continue.

Benzema. Who plays club football for Real Madrid faces a charge of "complicity in attempted blackmail" against former French national teammate and current Olympiacos midfielder. Mathieu Valbuena documents from the versatiles prosecutor show.
The three-day trial will see 33-year-old Benzema in the dock alongside four men alleged to have tried to blackmail midfielder Valbuena over a sex-tape video involving the athlete.
Benzema is accused of pressuring Valbuena- his then- teammate on the French national team-- to play blackmailers to prevent the video from going public.

Brandford Vs Leicester
From their previous last four games together. Leicester won the last three matches together.
Prediction: Over 1.5 goals

West Ham Vs Tottenham
From their previous last five games while playing together. both of these two teams have each won two times.
Prediction: Over 1.5 goals

Manchester United Vs Livespool
From their previous last five games together. Liverpool have won two times while Manchester United have won one time.
Prediction: Over 1.5 goals.

Marseille Vs PSG
From their previous last five games together. PSG have won four times while Marseille have won only one time.
Prediction: PSG to win.

Inter Vs Juventus
Juventus have won three times while Inter have won only one times since their last five matches together.
Prediction: Over 1.5 goals.

Roma Vs Napoli
Napoli have won three while Roma have only won one time since their five sampled matches playing together.
Prediction: Over 1.5 goals.

Odion Ighalo
He won promotion to the premier league in 2015.
He won the premier league player of the month in december 2015. With 15 goals in 2015-16.
His 2016-17, January tranfer window he signed for Chinese Club Changchu Yatai.

Celestine Babayaro
Was signed by Ruud Gullit as a 19 year-old back in.
For 2.25 million pounds for Chelsea.
Won FA Cup and Charity Shield with Chelsea in 2001 and 2002.
He joined Newcastle United in 2005 after playing 200 times in chelsea.

They say that during sex you burn off many calories as running eight miles. Who the hell runs eight miles in 30 seconds?
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