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alberto2k:
First i'd like to ask for forgiveness for posting this here, I didn't have an idea of the right section place this thread

Oya na Calm your nerves and grab a bottle of Orijin as the list rolls on!

1. The Selfie takers: these category of guys comes around when the barber is less busy and not using his mirror, pulls out their phone and start taking selfies, they might be accompanied by friends and might even start taking group selfies, chai! The bad thing be say u go Think say them be customers at first o

2. The phone chargers crew: seriously, ehn... Even with the "phone charged at owners risk"... They'll storm the barbers shop with expensive smartphones ranging from 20k and you'll begin to wonder if they can't afford common 2k power bank

3. The newspaper/TV watchers crew: these set of guys, mainly elderly men comes around everyday, they even take attendance than the barbers, they comes to check the newspapers, watch Tv and argue about APC and PDP, chai! When they come around I dey excuse myself if am less busy examples: temitemi, buygala, enegod

4. The football freaks: these set of guys storm the barbers shop and starts arguing like they're being paid to do it, sometimes even gets into a fight over a heated argument... After matches they storm the barbers shop and starts ranting and yelling about their club's victory or defeat.. Me sef dey join mouth o, Up Man u!

5. The good customers: this is my favorite category, they come, you give them a nice hair cut and they pay and leave e.g Lalasticlala, ronald4lif... God bless these category, una dey make our economy green

6. The mirror check crew: this category of guys can be very annoying ehn, they'll just enter your saloon, check their face in the mirror, use your powder, after-shave and just leave ... Hian! Bastardo! Mtscheew!

7. The family man with kids the family man that comes around with their kids, (cry cry babies) chai! They are so difficult to contain sef... Parents will be yelling at their kids, the children will be crying and the barber is sweating his ass out just to give them a nice cut

8. The show off guy: This ones will just arrive the saloon with a ride, and his bae, e.g naijaboiy with mariaeole, all forming posh and having a romantic convo, the worst part be say the guy no go keep head cuz his attention is divided mtscheeew! I go vex cut you molo one day!

9. The "I dey look for Alberto" crew: different persons coming to look for one popular guy, hian! Like say The saloon na him house?... Mtscheew!

10. The gadget thieves: imagine u go keep your phone and before u say make u bend pick something, your phone don disappear... That's how they stole my BB curve6 fa...and other customers phone, I just dey pray to catch one person one day!

11. The credit and awoof crew these are the broke nuggas that looks like rich customers but after you finish giving them a great haircut, they'll bring out N200 to pay for it, begging you that they'll balance up later.. dude seriously, but you sent Nneka234 and dimples192 N1,500 airtime... Ah! Stinggy human being

12. The self conscious customers this is a category where you'll find the complainers, guys with head like turtle ninja wants to have an afro cut or punk and even after making look good, they'll still complain and be like "bros see here, the carving no sharp... Ehen?u wan make e Sharp ba? Make dem tear ur skin with clipper ba lol! Example: abeg u know of any nairalander with turtle ninja head? king___m

Okay Guys, Which of the categories do u fall into?

Written by Alberto
Barbing is a noble profession
But address me as a Hair stylist
Bros how much u dey barb were ya shop dey
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obibankz:
Apc nightmare, defeating incumbent Governors since 2003, when compared to Ameachi I still prefers Fayose hundred times, because we in rivers state can't wait to kick Apc out, Still Gej till 2019

ezugegere:
I think Muslims need to sit down and think inwards.

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Chanchit:
I would tell my male and female children to make sure they have sex before marriage, those religious teachings are all crap. Sex before marriage would save you a lot of stress. What if my daughter is marrying a one minute man, or even an impotent Or a man just like this case, things like this leads to extra marital affairs, then the husband would be reporting my daughter and hearing such as a father na yawa. So they must check if they are sexually compatible.

And btw, they should calculate each round of sex @10k, so they would know who will balance who.

MuguliciousMUGU:
That is the strongest president ever,

God bless jonathan

gej till 2019

Genea:
mmmm am coming bk

rabbaba:
Fayose God bless u. Why I like is that ur always on the midea with truth. OBJ has lost it for long. His suppose to be like a father to Nogeria but d revice is d case. There is wat my ppl always cal somone like him ussu. BAT.

clevvermind:
anybody calling Jonathan clueless is a witch or wizard. he or she is an enemy of progress. God punish devil. Jonathan till 2019 jor. haters should do the needful, they should look for the nearest transformer to hug.

kennygee:
APC should remember that Baba is a chess player.

The Baba that is for them today, can be against them tomorrow.

Wasn't Baba behind GEJ before?

Airforce1:
she married him cuz he's got money and fame

Sometimes I kinda wonder how he satisfy her sexually with his dangling piece of decoration

YNeme3E:
Op which kind job u want,, ? They get job and they get JOB..

YNeme3E:
Op which kind job u want,, ? They get job and they get JOB..