stanliwise:
ahahahhaa. Anyway to pull this effect you must appear casual and real. Don’t appear like a student on debate speech o.

Yeah, this is true. The way i do mine is, i would use my line or trick on someone that knows nothing can comes in btw us, e.g mum, sister or friend.

liljboy:


Women would rather fight over or share a high value man than be saddled by a loser. You are proud to come and tell us you like walking around in slippers, Dude! Work on yourself. Dress better.

You want a working class lady to stop for someone who's dressing shabby.... Na wa o you sef.

Thanks man
work in progress

HARDDON:


I do hope this is not the way you chat with anybody let alone gurls?

Now, I want you to write in normal English and spell out all your words.

You can't be wearing flip flops coupled with denim jeans and still garnish all that with bad abbreviations.

Mbanu

Thanks boss.
i will do the needful ASAP

Thankz for this. THO desperate or greed can only makes someone fall into the hole.

You failed in building a comfort layer[/quote] Thanks, bt she didn't gve me d chanz to talk 2 her much. She was walking so fast dan me and i can't be running after her. Go thru my post again we're not on phone.

CONTINUATION

ME: 6TA AM GRTNG U NW

HER: AM ANSWRNG U NW

ME: SO IS THAT Y U ARE FROWNING UR FACE(NT WIT HARSH TONE)

HER: I ANSWERD U NW, Y WIL I BE FROWNG MA FACE

ME: DON'T WORRY I WUD CALL MY BRODA DAT WE AV SEEN A SOJA DAT WUD EPP SCARE BOKO HARAM OFF

HER: HE WILL BE WELCOMED

(SHE'S NOW GIVING ME MUCH GAP)

ME: CAN I KNW UR NAME

HER: WHAT DO U WANT 2 KNW MA NAME 4

ME: IS UR NAME GOLD OR IS IT WRITTEN IN #1000 (not wt harsh tone)

HER: MY NAME CAN BE GOLD OR SILVER NW

D GAP IS NW MUCH

ME: GOODNYT

HER: GOOD9T

MY OGAS OYA I NEED TO KNW WHAT TO DO WHEN NEXT WE MEET O
HARDDON

My grtngz goez to all d boss in da game

i myt post my stry twice, cos am usin a java phne, datz Y am abbreviating it. Am stil an hustler.

dz gal jst aryv 2 my area last mnth. She haz seen me most on slipperz and tore cloth.
tho i do toast ladz bt am always scard and i wil end up spkin gibberish. Bt a story abt hw galz brok some SIMP guys heart made me sign my heart 2 bcom a player.

dz gal 4rm my findin wrks in a bank. As a player i already list d gals i want 2 enter their heart, and she's among tho she luks more older dan me(I NO CARE), wic means she already have experience and i hav never be in any rltnship b4.

i walked up 2 her 2day when she's coming bk 4rm wrk in my slipperz as usual, mind u av complimentd her 2wks bk dat she lukz bwtful.

tho she walks briskly(maybe shit want commot 4rm her yansh) then i also walks faster behind her

OUR CONVERSATION GOES LIKE THIS(SHE'S WALKING FAST WHILE AM TALKING 4RM BEHIND)

ME: SISTER GUD EVENING

HER:GUD EVENING (NOT LOUD ENOF, DEN I CAPITALISE ON IT)

OP Pls, apart from the husband who else has make it in life from those that had sex with her.



YOUR ANSWER WILL GIVE U YOUR ANSWER

Missyford31:


Oh ok. I ain't hear kampe before is all. Your English seem fine lol

Thanks but i do make some mistake

Missyford31:


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I've never heard the word kampe lol wats that one.
I can say I saali chi lol is more on lunch time here tho �

Kampe means he's strong or doing fine.

see life sha MISSYFORD want(pronounce as won) learn pidgin, wey me sef want learn pure english.

Baba include FASTING and PRAYER in your MENU COS VILLAGE PEOPLE ARE REAL O

THEN YOU GO FOR WHAT BLACKPANTHAR SAID

Except

Me: Driver na d last b/stop be this

Driver: no, na this place fit u

Me: how u take know

Driver: as u dey wish to travel out someday, e better make i drop u here make u gather experience small

Me: thank u o oga driver

Driver: u dey welcome but as u dey go in make sure sey u respect urslf and greet those people u meet there, so ur journey go sweet well well

Paid driver and walks in jejely

Let me greet first before someone lash me cos i no know how to fight o

(clears throat) I GREET THE PAPAS (abi make i use brothers, no jor na PAPAS AND MAMAS dey respectful pass) AND MAMAS WEY DEY THIS LAND, I JUST ENTER THIS LAND SO I SEY MAKE I GREET UNA FIRST O.

Fernandeswagger:

Pure destruction @ the bolded What's the excuse today?! GGMU

ONE LOVE GGMU

PrinceOfEast:
DOWN VARCHESTHER

PrinceOfBeans
OH SORRY
PrinceOfEast who is now going down here.


ARSENAL NO WASTE MY SPIT AND MONEY GOD BLESS UNA.


GGMU IN LOVE WITH THE GUNNERS

PrinceOfEast:
varchester united sef dey talk >:\ b4 i open my eyes u better......

We go see who go rum commot

UP SKIRTCHIT

FROM WE THE GGMU FAMILY WE ARE SOLID BEHIND YOU ARSENAL.



GUNNERS ALL THE WAY.

NA MY MONIKER GO KILL SOMEPEOPLE WEY DEY SUPPORT BLUE JERSEY.


ANYBODY WEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE WAY D REF THEY CONTROL THIS MATCH NA CORONA GO HUG AM.

derbykol:
Leicester 2 Man United 1

Sweety i could have blow u a kiss, if u had SUPPORTED UNITED BUT WE UNITED FANS WE LOVE OUR ENEMIES AS OURSELF

ghettokid1:
+33,000 will be added to my networth if Leicester City win the game.
While 10,000 will be deducted from my networth if Man Utd win.
Ole & De Gea, my trust is in you....

Brother MAKE YOUR MONEY REST IN PEACE

Angelfrost:


As a proud neutral, I honestly want Man United in UCL next season, alongside Chelsea and others...

That one nor mean say make I no talk the facts as I see am.

Neutral Fact

Angelfrost:


You could easily have stopped at Chelsea... But, it's all good!!!

As for United - Leicester... May the team that honors Nigeria with a start emerge victorious!!! (Note: I didn't mention names o)!

Which team are u supporting sef, sometimes U be on our side and another time U'LL be back stabbing us.

maybe bet makes u support us tho

Abeg UNITED FANS make una wake me UP if this match ends up on OUR SIDE.


E BE LIKE SEY MY MONIKER WANT DEY DO ME SMALL SMALL

PastorandMentor:
Are you blind?

It's a question man

OP hope you ain't HIGH on GARRI cos i can't see what is TOUCHING U here

So CREATIVE



NIGERIANS GET BRAIN BUT WE NO GET LEADERS

Repentant BOKO BOKO? Why can't they give them GUNS to go face their EX-BROTHERS


NIGERIANS WE'RE IN FOR IT. GBAM

Lukgaf:

Festive days

Jazzakumullah khairan

Rashduct4luv:
Reminders:
Next Thursday is Arafah! 30 July 2020.
Friday is 'Eid 31 July 2020
Tashreeq is Saturday-Monday 1-3 August 2020.
May Allah accept all our Takbeer and 'Ibadah! Aamin

Salam aleikum, can u please elucidate TASHREEQ for me?

True LEADERSHIP and CAPTAIN role played there unlike our own MAGUIRE

Earn LEGIT money.... HE no hear.


Now ur MATTER don cast like AKARA wey dey FIRE


Na so one(PADI) of dem call me sey make i join am for hotel(never knw he has join the G gang cos we both resigned frm our working place recently) The guy and co wey i met there con dey yab me sey person no fit make am for Naija, that is better i joined them now before is TOO LATE...


what is TOO LATE i prefer to drink my GARRI with peace of mind rather than SQUANDER an ILL GOTTEN MONEY.


EVERYTHING IN THIS LIFE IS DESTINED. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE RICH IN THIS WORLD U MAY SUCCEED IN DOING YAHOO AND IF IT IS THE OTHER SIDE NA TO RUN MAD SURE PASS



#DEEP

Apc turning NIGERIA to DISASTER.

When they get to the post, na to just pour sand for people rice and garri.

NIGERIA SEF NA SCAM

Mr Magu is the SECOND VERSION of that COW CARETAKER that dosen't know the right thing to do.



DEEP