GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I can't justify eating this. The Bible warns we Christians in the book of leviticus 11:22 against eating grasshoppers and four legged insects. Any Christian that eats this will go to Hell for ever. I pray our lord Jesus continue to guide and protect the Palestinians against the evil persecutions of Isreal. Amen

I doubt we still have xtians like you. God bless you man❤️

How are the youth gonna benefit is the main point I'm looking for .... But no endless story we go dey read😏

chrisifeanyi:
Most Nigerian soldiers are bunch of sick frustrated illiterates. I was brutalised by one of them because a girl I had business transaction with lied against me and one of them was dating the girl. A married woman oo. I paid heavily to treat myself and I reported same to the police where they later returned my phone they took. I'm preparing to arrest the girl in question so the court can decide that case. I'll never allow the case to go just like that. I felt bad seeing one illiterate hitting me with sticks just because he was wearing uniform and to please the pvssy he was fvcking

her let it, go that lady in question will still try that shit again by then you can get her arrested

TinubuShet:

The thing be say I do not want to give her the phone sef cos this girl never post me once and she Dey post other Guys and her argument be say , good boyfriend scarce make her friend no come snatch me that’s y she Dey hide me , imagine

That one na lamba o, tell her say make she use your picture test the loyalty her friends have for her first

CJStarz:
Which kain play be dis biko? Make one Chinko for inside dat ship no mistakenly press one button there oo.
Infact,make LASTMA shout for dem 'heiiii, wrong parking! Go front,go front....go Cameroun'

Yeeh😁 my stomach I😂

ecomalchemistt:
You lost your job not your LIFE. You don't need a job, you a business and side hustles that fetch you daily income.

Times have changed..start thinking radically.

Where do you reside currently, you'd need to roll up your sleeves and hit the ground running immediately.

If you are in Lagos or any of the cosmopolitan cities, you need some tools.

- Phone , internet , Laptop (not necessary) , facebook, instagram page, twitter, jumia, konga, facebook marketplace, jiji , etc.

List your products on those platforms..You can start with 100k - 1M...

- go and learn how to run ads (facebook , instagram , google ads , SEO )

- know how to take good pictures.

- use a good logistics company for deliveries.

Enter street, look for big time importers, negotiate with them. Tell them you will bring customers and sell thier products very fast.

One of the hot products i started out with and grew it to a 6 figure business > >


https://www.nairaland.com/7403742/zealot-s67-wireless-speaker-60w


Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them sales, make a lot of money.
Not just money...

You will build your confidence.
Your influence will grow, and...
You’ll attract more opportunities to yourself.
You need to start operating smartly.

Look for a business that is offline, bring it online and get them SALES.
Thank me later when you hit your first M

Combine it with POS and bill payment , Fast Moving Consumer Goods business.

Stay safe.

Big boss, you fit create WhatsApp group for people like us to learn about this sir?🙏

advanceDNA:


igbóró transaction don happen....Them don run ur matric number on street level and most likely sold your academic records to a buyer.....if u no drag the matter well with lawyer it will be like u never went to the school...

send story to gistlover on instagram...that handle can drag and blow anything

Thanks alot

xtivin:

Involve a lawyer ASAP... some heads needs to role for this blunder meant to portray your image negatively and cause you emotional issues.. get a solicitor to compel the school to do the right thing, but be very sure you have your admission number with it and other records Available.

Thanks brr, I have all my records with me

Thanks a lot

Good morning Nairalanders,

I did my ND in Ogun state, the school name was Owu College of Technology, and the management of the school told us then that they are under a school called Grace polytechnic.

So, I run the program with then in the year 2017/ 2019. I completed my HND at federal polytechnic ilaro, and I ought to be in service already.

The problem now is I went to the jamb office in February to do my regularization, I meet with the jamb officer and she said my matric number had been used for another student, I thought she made a mistake while typing my matric number...

So, I brought out my statement of result to show but it was still the same thing.

I went back to owu tech to made a complaint, I was told to write a letter and I attached a copy of my statement of result to that letter.

Since February now there ain't been any solution, I meet with the rector and he said they're working it till now from February.
I really wish to go with the batch B for the nysc.

My people had been thinking that maybe I got rusticated while I was in school.


Please I really need help over this issue.

Fynestboi
Richiez
olawalebabs

ImmaculateJOE:
Lubbish!

NYSC is a total waste of time, my ppa pays me 12k plus 33k that's 45k, upon all my quiet lifestyle. No girlfriend, no clubbing no smoking, I never save shi shi.
Bonny Island expensive life no be my mate, and I won't stave my self in the name of saving NYSC money..

Thanks for pouring this out... I really appreciate it cos I'll be done with my HND this year and I've been contemplating on either learning a skill that would be footing my bills or going for Service... With your comment now I know better

DriverX:
Werey is the one that keeps looking till they start shaking it. Shows how jobless you are. Standing and watching a man ease himself instead of going to buy your rice 100, ewa 50, eran kan

Knockout

IntelChief:

No problem bro,
May God bless your huzzle

Thanks man and you too

IntelChief:

Lol...
Reminds me of a sick man who went to see a doctor and d doc wrote prescriptions 4 him. He went to d 1st pharmacy and got all the drugs except the last on d list.
"Oga, we no get this last one" said d pharmacist.

The man went 2 another pharmacy and it was thesame thing, they dont have the last drug.

After visiting many pharmacies and couldn't get d last drug on d list, angrily, the man went back to d doc and asked why he couldn't get d last drug on the list he gave him.
The doc smiled and said, "sir, the last thing I wrote on d list I gave u is 'And have enough rest'"

Shey you no go vex, if I use this your short story do skit

sammybest889:
****TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN*****

"God when screw !!! Over to

They say marry a man or a woman whom with good, character & attitude, hard working, respectful, love you and God fearing

For una men una say no na.. Emmy Blac hyping una go follow

Who be that sweet girl na

You get yansh, You get breast,

U get sense, u come still sabi cook.

Normally you be wife material,

You be full option

For women

He must be tall,dark, handsome and the oga patapa of all HAS MONEY

mama congrats to you and ur husband (best friend) I, wish this thing fit go front page d wey I go happy eh!! (Bcuz d rate at which nairaland de scatter homes and relationship.... Jesus wept!!!)

Ma! If 10k is not too small for you send me ur acct number let me transfer u 10k IN MY DREAMS

you be confirm MAD MAN

Antoeni:
Delete One

Cornflakes

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FaruqMadridCr7:
show me the link boss

Thank your stars you met me online,I'm a kinda busy guy... Please I beg you in the name of God, don't use everything you learn there in a bad way https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

Fyie:

Owk na show me...hope no be redpill thread, bcus deris ntn new to me der...

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

I only practice little, but since I become a comedian have made ladies always crave for my attention.

Jackanda1:
you can't just switch from been an introvert by reading an online article. if you could,then no one will be an introvert .
Introversion is not a disorder, its a personality trait. I think what you're talking about is shyness. You can't also beat it by reading an online article.

Man, you can change from been introvert only with practice and determination.
Just remember this, there ain't anything impossible...

Fyie:

Bro u are lucky not to be an introvert plus u got that vibes they like.
Girls aren't my problem to get tho...but keeping them for long is the iss...
At a point they begin to find u boring after much convincing with the introvert nature.
I get tired of the complaint....when I miss her calls, when I don't call back ...when I don't have much to say..
I don't get worried about them any more...for I have become that player they usually view me as.

Yeah, m ain't an introvert... More so am a comedian, I do make them laugh when they're around me...

I talk dirty too sometimes but not much cos I don't like them to think am after their body but those who are attached to me knows I don't fall for their body even when they cling on me....

And I do play them and make them jealous.... Example I can be talking to one lady now and I sees another around, I'll just playfully stand up from the one I'm chatting with to another one around...

Brother, I can show you a link here on Nairaland to CHANGE U from an introvert to someone that will command ladies... I only learn few things from it but it helpful.

I do ignore some sef even when they want to chat with me , stuff like that will always make them crave for you.

Fyie:

People should stop judging us quick, we are like every other human.
I'm suffering this as an introvert..

You can't make mistakes in people's eyes.
Fine boy this...fine boy that... Fine boy no get money.
They should just allow us to be broke and dumb too like every other human.

When you stay your lane they say is pride.
When You mingle they want to take advantage of you.

Imagine any girl I ask out keep telling me NO because she thinks I have many girls around me.
Abegi Fine boy na curse!

and fine boy ain't a curse o, bro if I want nack ladies for free, I go don knack wella but I'm someone that fears God in a bit that I can.
brother as I dey school like this I get 2 babe wey dey cook their own food for me... Babe wey dey teach me book and Babe wey dey give me money.

Though I also give them small gift anytime I feel like..

You know ladies are weeere when small fight enter like this they go begin dey yarn wetin them don do for you, that's why I do appreciate them with little give when I have

Fyie:
Aswerrr...To be fine boy plus introvert na big time curse.

U be fine boy gals go dey feel insecure around u...na to just knack go abeg.

U be fine boy na so u go dey draw unnecessary attention and hate.

U be fine boy...yo boss, neighbors, people go dey put eyes on u anytime u dey talk to any gal, thinking something dey go on between Una..

I no dey even follow pesin wife laugh or talk for long ..I dey cut my lane before dey carry plank wipe me.

Imagine say u be fine boy u no come get money...chai see finish

you're very correct here... Though I don't talk talk to ladies I meet on street, but the day I tried it. My brother come and see as eyes dey bore hole for my body

GOD GO HELP UNA O

This man is a real legend, his death is so painful mehnn

As an upcoming comic actor, I can't do without watching his clips a day, I even watched one of his clips this morning

so sad to hear this

May Allah rewards you abundantly and makes your death an everlasting rest for you Babasuwe

Your memory lives on...