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kestolove95:
babe..abg no vex o....u ugly die..ishi monkey

. Make we see Yur pisure... useless biro

richol:
pray to GOD....cos ive seen cases that the aa marrying ss nd all the children are ss

IYEOSALOBUA... we're you for see that 1?

Enegod:
Sheep belong to the Ovas Aries species and have 54 chromosomes while goats belong to Capra Hircus species and have 60 chromosomes..hope this helps

No it doesn't

Good morning Nlanders. I have been single for a little less than a year now and I feel it's time to date. But the problem is there's so much emphasis on sex this days. M not a virgin but I think a young girl and a young man should be in love and have a definite relationship before sex comes in my decision to remain celebate untill I'm in a relationship is because if you ask people the number of sexual pathners they have had dem go use hand leg teeth and hair way de dem head take count am.I meet nice young men who on the first date actually want to take u to bed and this has cost me good friendships and relationships as well. So how do I know differentiate the sheep from the goats?

SuperModerator:
If it is a sin for married people to use it, which people are then meant to use it, unmarried ones

. Good question. Unmarried ones??

buygala:
Another pointless papparazi stunt


One person holding the plate.... Another removing the stuff from the pan.... needless division of labor

all these wahala because of one babe called "Onga' ..... we wey our babe name na Maggi Chicken flavor, wetin make we come do?

My brother the matter tire you too? I bet if na 9ja girl e go cook for am

SeverusSnape:

Take heart mama peace... We all sympathize with you, WE ALL LOVE YOU.

. Pls speak for yourself no b everybody love her

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babyosisi:
Elementary school
Yes
And you will be holding your breath when the hair lady will put your head in between her laps

looOooooool my sister e don tey when we start to de suffer 4 hair matter. Kia dem just bend bend our head.

Na waist trainer.

notoriousbabe:
After sending many people to early grave. Dem dey craze,God punish dem all,may the spirit of all those they caused their death hunt them till they all die an untimely death.

. Same to you and ur family

I hear..... if na him b me e 4 elimate d two Pipo village na

LesbianBoy:
Is it not this girl that married her ancestor?

. Yes na she

Dahjhi:
Am telling you.. I can tell na jealousy be behind the manufacturing of the female version

. Serious jealousy I must do as me men do... men una carry first 4 dis 1 o

jackpot:
at my age, I don't even know how to use the thing sef.

I don't even wanna learn sef. Imagine make person go insert something wey no go gree comot when time reach? MBA! I no sabi that kain rough play!

. My sister na tru u talk ooooo. Tht thing no go make sense

BluIvy:
Heeeeheeeehe! "Nigerians, better n higher standards." You shaaraaap¡ SFEBE ESINUKAYO! !!

@least we don't sleep wiv virgins to cure HiV

BluIvy:
And i can smell your smelly behind

. Nahh unlike we Nigerians we have better n higer moral standards. So Mrs Nkoboti sharap

mikeansy:
Just before Fashola becomes boastful about his records he should take a drive around Lagos

Lagos is not yet New York

While we still have poor people who can not afford to eat 3 square meals, while we still have people in Ikeja who can not afford to eat at any joint in VI then we must be level headed about our records. There is still a lot of work to be done!

so fashola should shook breast inside their mouth cos they are hungry? I'm happy you said there is still a lot of work to be done. But you will also agree wiv me tht fashola has done a lot too. He is obviously leaving lagos bettr thn he met it. Wish I could say same for Jona

BluIvy:
Well ocean it is better than your smelly stinking sewage that you are already immensed in. Now go clean up, your smelly behind. Try get clean water not sewage water.

. I cn smell frustration and tears from afar... you brain is in a fog darling n I got 1 last word for u. you. My dear are on genius level stupid

BluIvy:
Like Nigeria believe killing and eating their mothers will make them rich. Who does not know Nigerians are cannibals? Let me look for photo with a box of human tongues for photo pepper soup. To prove my point. Sfebe!

. Hehehehehe e de pain u . Go n jump in d Atlantic ocean 4 all I care

icebeatz:
http://en.wikipedia.org/?title=List_of_countries_by_HIV/AIDS_adult_prevalence_rate
South africa has the highest hiv prevalence rate in the world,

South africa has the highest rapen incidence (lesotho precisely)
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_statistics

What has envy gots to do with this?? Get over it already.

. Why you de answer am? Every Thomas dickson and harrison knows south Africans believe sex wiv a virgin will cure hiv n stis. Plus ur hiv stats are correct

I pray oooo... the kind beef way dis 2 get 4 each other no b here [color=#770077][/color]

dhensity:
So it happened that i met this girl, we were friends and eventually started dating. Things were good, she seemed to me the perfect wife material, she didn't seem like a gold digger,always told me tu spend money carefully and not outspend she came to me as this strong girl in word of God, always preach to me self, fast-forward to September 2014 I travelled-out out of the country to Europe on 'hustling things' we said our gudbyes, and i promised 2be back within a year.

But after my trip things turned out sour ,first coming to Europe as a newbie aint easy, everything is expensive, from transport to food or accommodation. A flat u wud get for 100,00 naira cud be what u wud be getting a room here 4 , thing were just expensive nd hard, well until you get a job , then at November 2014 my girlfriend asked me 4 some cash.. ~#50,000, it took me by surprise wel am like she shud chill, wat does she want d moni 4,she said she wanted 2 order sumthingz frm Dubai told her wen i get settled i ma giv her,she suddenly started gettn cold on me nd the only time she pings is tu ask if i ve got d moni. all said and done at a point she stopped replying my messages even when she reads it, i still gave her excuse "maybe she is busy because she is a medical student"

Then i had a plan, I used my other BBM which she did not have my pin, used anoda name and used a rich naija guy I know in Dubai, always wit Blings and money in his pics and dresses expensively,she accepted and we got talking. she did d normal where did u get ma pin frm, gave her sum rubbish lie but she didnt care ( my DP was a pic of the guy holding cash of dollars, she was replying very fast, sent lot of pix wen i asked for 1, nd then i asked if she had a boyfriend, she denied... saying her boifriend cheated on her den i broke up via fone nd blocked her!)

well she was still chatting wit her dubai millionaire. so she wudnt really feel it

Cut the story short this girl told me tucome 2 naija. was even begging me to come december, she asked 4 jewellries and I phone 6 wen i was comin, i promised her those and other surprises and damn she was so happy nd in love,was talking about marriage self, the day i said i was in Nigeria, was d day i finally deleted her. (till now she doesnt know i was the one behind the aaccount, but my ultimate revenge on her wud be wen i get bck tu naija dis year )

for the moment am done with gurls, cause dis thing pain me, dey only love ur money, it is so hard tu find som1 dat wanna be in d struggle with U, yu re trying to make better project one babe is trying tu cut it short

Moral of the story: No matter how much U give a girl she would betray you for more money

my brother I'm so sorry na one chance you enter but Thank God u quickly jumped out of d taxi.. well I know hw it feels to b golddigged pple bad o. If I tell u my own story u go do thanksgiving 4 urself. Both sexes have bd eggs just pray mk ur own different

faveniska:
An igbo boy representing Ogun state? Wetin carry am go there? Igbos d wandering tribe of Nigeria. They are not contended with their own places. Waka waka people and parasites. LoL

. If u no no something ibeg shut up. Don't u no dey ballot this things during the competition and which ever state u pick u represent... peanut brain

Can any1 pls tell me his source of income?

tomakint:
Pray hard to see Feb. 14 and even hear the results because I don't understand the stupidity you kids exhibit online under the cover of 'I am anonymous'! Jonathan is not your problem but you as a person, why talk to YOUR PRESIDENT like your mate, can you address YOUR DAD that way kid?

. Pls are u tryn to kill him? Which 1 b pray hard to see Feb 14?

Abok1:
Not the case...he's simply stating the obvious



When our Nelipot President places himself in a precarious situation, anyone who wants the progress of this nation would call him to order, unlike his ventripotent praise singers. Someone who should be the custodian of our sovereignty as a nation is seen fanning the embers of ethnic and religious bigotry, forgetting that you cannot continue to fool everyone for so long.

From a religious perspective, Prophet Nathan Rebuked David when he sinned, i guess he should have stayed out of politics, and the politician shouldn't stay out of churches when they need votes I guess. If the polity is messed up and there's chaos in the land, would the church hold services? Joseph was a prime minister in Egypt, David was a musician to King Saul, Esther was married to the Persian King Ahasuerus, Daniel served King Nebuchadnezzar, showing that when the church distances itself from politics then they have no right to complain when policies goes against their beliefs, in-fact being involved with politics means influencing decisions, hence it was easier for the children to be freed from Egypt by Moses who grew up as a prince/general as a result of which he understood the inner workings of the Egyptian dynasty.

It is only a selfish individual that would want us to maintain the status quo, and if GMB messes up, we vote him out too.

God bless you... u just spoke my mind.

What is wiZzybabys son doing there . The boy head b like igbobi sign board

He should take his original certificate and any means of identification to NYSC HeadQ in abj

So yu knew she was sleeping around n u still de skin wiv her? My brother u get sense so?

Well the kind of standards we set these days na wah ooo. Well I rembr wen I was fresh out of school n no job yet I met a couple of guys who we connected well but won't date me why Cos I didn't have a job . It hurts to knw some1 would think less of you because of something you don't have... now way God don bless me wiv work d toasters don increase x10

CircleOfWilis:
ok ooo madam..don't quote me again foolishhh woman

. Lol ur comment is foolish n yes I just quoted u Wetin u fit do