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Life too sweet for dream oo

Good morning guys... Please I just got the q5 and am having difficulty downloading songs on it pls can anyone help me out? Thanks

You mess chaseww wear booth, you mess catapilar wear brassiere, you fall frm 10story building you no break leg or hand but when you jump frm maltex bottle you lost your pant. With your fele fele leg like ashewo slippers. You no tall you no shut u b like headmaster biro. You shit you no clean your yansh I come tell you say ahh see fly de follow you you say leave them thier my church members.

And how much did they spend to organize the service? Very soon na dinner party in his honor them go organize. Nigeria

skoloppy31: I guess da bros wanna dig you

my brother no b only dig e for create another hole for my body...

Lol. This thing just remind me of wetin happen to me some weeks back. I go this guy weyyy de like me house. I just rush enter he room piss wan kill me that day. Na so I come see yelloww pant on top tv. I first pisss well come go back observe the pant too. I no talk I just go back palour I just do like say nothing spoil cos no need to ask cos bros go always lie. No b I go house. After 2dys bros begin de answer question weyyy Dem no ask am. I just made a bigger fool of him by saying I no see any pant ooo.

I laugh!!! When he buys you z10 and z200 y won't he ask for sex? When he pays your bills like your his 5months old baby? My dear sisters when you learn to respect yourself and your body he would respect you. Don't get me wrong some guys are assholes. I met one sometime ago we met became friends told me how much he liked me next day wanted to take me for ice cream I refused cos I no wan turn iyakpati big mama things, I opted for zoo instead. We went had alot of fun. Next week took me to the cinema bought me pop corn. Next week he's asking me when is he going to go down low... Na that time I pick e call reach.

Na me for donate my kidney before?

Painfully na all this kind of girls our brothers de like. As for the lie lie part na low self esteem na de worry them. They see jlo Beyonce as their role models n single talent Dem no get.
I swear I almost got carried away with the human hair thing. Na I vex scrape the hair onyeka onwenu style since then my brain don kool n boys don deyy apply x10. Its an ego thing painfully they do it to gain cheap popularity amongst other girls. Well gladly 10 yrs down the road we finally get to know who the big girls are.

Action film!!! Patiently waiting

simpleseyi: There is a reward for everything we all do. This man shall be rewarded by God here on earth and after death. IBB has gotten part of his own reward because Maryam who stole with him and who did not advise him against looting the treasury has been taken away by death. Augustus Aikhiomu who also stole with IBB has been taken away by prostrate cancer. Jonathan lost his half brother, Dame Sheppopotamus lost her adopted mother to the road her husband refused to fix. All those that turned our youths to kidnappers, yahoo-yahoo and armed robbers shall be rewarded. Abdulsalami and Akhigbe shared all oil blocks among themselves, Obasanjo had to cancel the allocation and re-allocated to himself (Obasanjo) and his co-looters. Obasanjo and Abdulsalami just bought Ikeja and Lagos distribution zones of PHCN using our stolen wealth, how much is the total of their life savings as military officers and ex-presidents that can now afford to buy PHCN? All those that are sucking the masses blood through looting of the common wealth shall be rewarded. Sanni Abacha, Wada Nas, Stella Obasanjo,
Segun Agagu, Sola Saraki, Fashola's father, Yisa Yuguda's sister, Patrick Azazi Owoye and others are gone, we are expecting other looters including Tinubu, IBB, Abdulsalami, Obasanjo, TY Danjuma, Jerimiah Oseni, Gbenga Daniel, Alao-Akala, DSP Alams, Joshua Dariye, Sani Yerima, the C-in-C (I no mention name oo), Theodora Orji, Segun Oni, Abubakar Audu, Stella Oduah and others to DO THE NEEDFUL by adding RIP to their names as God commands.


THIS LAWMAKER IS BLESSED HERE ON EARTH AND AFTER DEATH. I AM HAPPY FOR HIM. WHILE SOME RULERS ARE RECEIVING CURSES, HE IS RECEIVING PRAYERS.

you forgot to add igbinedion

Awwww

gurnam: What do you expect?...

He is expecting his Ibo entourage to enter the thread and click the LIKE button knowing the profound penchant of his gullible crowd to enjoy anything that derides Tinubu ..Lagos..Fashola and APC.

shut up your smelling mouth and your smelling anus... Olodo y mention igbo land? Ignoramus

Hello everyone, I just got tested for HIV today and gladly i tested negative. No b say i too spoil oo but you know when u think of how many needles have pricked you, or how many blades have sliced you, or that clipper you used or that your bobo or babe you skindived with and you later caught him or her cheating. You feel cold shivers down your spine... So folks lets all get tested today

Trust me all the government staff are not half as rude as uniben non academic staff. If those people talk to you finish u go go fall for river Niger.

Well in as much as I am from Onitsha and i take exception to some of the comments on this thread, still we can talk from now till tomorrow we know the truth these people are responsible for most of the fake and substandard drugs in the market today. Government should not out rightly shut them down but should look for a better way to streamline and monitor their activities. Shutting them down is like closing all the filling stations in Lagos and telling us to only buy fuel from nnpc.

Haha and Dem give Anna banana ssa. Hmmmmm jona jona dis is cheating oooooo

salex66: mr man take it easy now.Why are you so rude with ur comments?Have u ever been opportuned to debate academically with the students of GREAT UNIBEST?Try to be courteous with ur comments and you didn't even abide with nairaland rules.My friend (pharmacy student) and I (accounting student)have had academic debate with OAU students but nothing much from them.I have many to say about OAU students academically but till another day.Most of them are my friends, especially their accounting nd law students.One thing I have discovered about OAU students is that they are too lousy
.Let me also remind you that about 3 or 4yrs ago, the competition of Nigerian universities of engineering students that was held in Lautech.Lautech came 1st ahead of UNIBEST with1 point.UNIBEST 2nd, Unilorin3rd,Unilag4th and Oau5th.So, as law student try to back ur arguement with facts.No offence sir.

na God go bless ur papa and ur mama, the money weyy Dem tk train u no be waste. Tell am ooo if e go hear word quoting every post to show how jobless and stupid he is. Silly Willy

Littlehooper: MR.MAN U CAN PIN POINT OAU MISTAKE FOR ME... OAU IS FLAWLESS FOR UR INFORMATION... OAU DO FOLLOW D NORMAL PROTOCOL.. OAU ACADEMICS N NON ACADEMICS STAFF ARE WELL DISCIPLINE N OF GOOD BEHAVIOUR.... THIS SHOWS IN D CONDUCTING OF THEIR POST UTME N ADMISSION PROCESSING, BEFORE U CAN SEEK FOR CONNECTION(ADMISSION RUNZ) YOU MUST GET D. REQUIRED QUALIFICATIONS FOR UR DEPARTMENT U WANT TO PUT IN FOR UNLIKE UNIBEN. HOW WILL 142 STUDENTS WILL HAVE FAKE ADMISSION N DIS IS NOT DETECTED UNTIL D FINAL YEAR..... THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NONSENSE... INSTITUTION STUDENTS SHOULD BE SCREEN @ EVERY LEVEL .I.E 100LVL,200LVL....
MY GUY UNIBEN AUTHORITY IS AT FAULT....

hehehehe come and see this mad, hungry, stupid, deranged grass hopper. As u tear ur boxers reach abt OAU simple oyibo u can't speak, tenses kpakpa u cannot use, people like u na de score 2 for uniben pume. Littlehopper kor, average hopper nni. Go and wash ya mouth with bleach cos ur mouth de smell 4 this thread. Mumu

9ja_Hottest_Gay: its not easy to be turned down by the almighty OAU whose sneezes make others freeze! I understand ur agony. #kissMeHard:*

go n kiss ur gay partners saggy and hairy balls. Anuu manu

9ja_Hottest_Gay: They find it difficult to type in simple coherent English, keeps one wondering how poor the school is. No tribalism or wateva u choose to call it here, your school is poor and sick.

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pls go and shit bath and sleep b4 u comment on this thread. MANLOVER

lymelyte: You have just ultimately proof that you are ignorant.what a shame.so u mean OAU nor get flaw abi

y u de answer that grasshopper? Oau n their tribalism. Lee am jor single sense no de e kpokoro head

I laugh aravie de kampe. I see am for filling station dis evening d guy de jeje cruise e highlander de talk say him don tire 4 d strike. Ahmed kor Ahmed nii wr follow am go e mama obito last month. Oni ojo lol we just buy ask ebi 4 e marriage. Ijewere haha that na oga @ the top na. Me no no who Dem sack o. Bt sit down look na dog name

Well for our house my papa no dey let us touch remote. Na soso cnn e dey watch. And for the mumu local stations wey dey na soso wor wor presenters full there.