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nonichuks:
This big grammar sef. Why is it paining you? The customers are satisfied with their products

lol, funny you. It's not paining me, what I mean is technology advancement is rapid, tecno is not moving with that pace. I just wish to see them create low end & quality high end phones to improve competition and further reduce prices of other phones. I'm just tired of seeing countless tecno with 1gb ram and inability to update whatever stock rom you are stuck on for life

sincerely, sometimes I can't help but wonder if tecno does any form of research or if they have any business development executives in their organisation. In a very short time, they'll spend so much on advert & people won't end up buying. How in this very age will they keep launching several mobile phones with 1g ram & top it up with a classless body finish. it's regrettably lugubrious if you ask me.

false info, the car doesn't fly. it's usually parked around my area, so I'm quite sure

I pray sey e fly

grab your copy of this movie at 153 iweka road, onitsha & 11, Ebinpejo lane, Idumota.

op is just a jester narrating a nollywood home video

Lordfranklin:
This is pure extravagance without a proper ratiocination!

Hope this your oyinbo will fetch you that much money

Mprex:
you forgot the major lie.



MY EX WAS MY FIRST

Thank me lera

God bless you for this

I met this babe lately that has so much experience about relationships, only for her to be telling me this great LIE!!!

I enjoy being lied to when I know the truth

This marriage and settling down thing is overhyped, we all have choices & I'm actually tired of seeing women on the receiving end of the endless lists of NL.

Leave these ladies to make whatever decisions they want, guys just relax, at least you are not affected by menopause. In few years time, they won't even mind moving into a one room face me I slap you.

Guys, the time you spend here trying to change their mentality to start from the scratch with you, spend that same time gathering the riches you forsee in the future. The future comes each day.

As for me, I don't even notice attractive girls, I only notice the level of intelligence when they talk or the opposite as it may be

Adaeze003:
Nope! It's just room kitchen and toilet...


Mehn... I aint asking for too much but self contain we can as well join resources n get a proper apartment...

Some people just wishing hardship on themselves just to look good on nl... and telling fairy tales up and down. yes, I know people who rose from grass to grace but some didn't too! It's life, that you're poor today doesn't give you license to be rich tomorrow... lets tell ourselves the truth sometimes...

If you go into such with the mindset of "self con today, duplex tomorrow" and the duplex doesn't come you will get frustrated! #fact so before you go ahead to wish yourself hardship, you better tell yourself that it may stay that way forever then if duplex comes, fine.

Lemme not forget to say that women now work(for those still living in 1914). Work and try to get the things you want biko. And if his ego is too huge that he won't let you contribute, he's adviced to use that huge ego and refuse to live in a self con as well.

we still have ladies that see beyond their noses on NL, I'm thrilled

danbrowndmf:
You will soon see those one's that will be forming western life saying "MARRIAGE NA BY FORCE"

They will soon be on this thread now,am very sure they are on there way.

but na them find husband pass oh,yet they will come NL and be Forming Hard girl.

E Ma Pe Ni ile baba Yin.

Na wa to u oooo
can't they read on NL lyk evry oda pesn?

must they go in search of husband everywhere

N70 days, when boiz took out time for cheat, did wonders with symbian os & everybody be hailing u for giving dem cheat lyk a baddo

Awomen

4 mostly, 5 occasionally

if john Thomas enter that punna, he go high ooooo

This is as a result of drinking and smoking plenty things

it ain't surviving shishi, when Mr Konji shows, a bj won't solve that at all

ToyozzieTohBad:
But... Kunle did not tell me all dis

Leave Kunle
come to me
I will buy plenty of dental dam

I'll be glad

I have a brave child

that is the outcome of smoking ukwale igbo on a sunny day

#disgrace to humanity

jeeeeeezzzzz

God bless this guy for the tweet, I thought it was my area alone phcn forgot we have a transformer, I never knew others were already catching cruise on theirs

this is a sorry case

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...........this year, it's clear we go separate the real men from the children
............it's allowed

people wan dance shoki, M.I dey sing anoda tin

this is really nice, GEJ has done some good things though

Desteenee:
You are very correct. just that if you work in a good bank and occupy a juicy position..boy the pay of so cool.
From experience though.

Bros, na you be chairman ooo, you can have my cup and pour me some juice, I don't mind

You work an average 10 hours

Banks typically open to customers by 8am and close to customers between 4pm to 5pm. However, the same does not apply to employees of these banks who work for almost 12 hours. An average banker works between 7.30am to 6pm and for employees on essential services it can last for as much as 12 hours (8am-8pm). If you are not up for working long hours for someone else then you probably should not consider being a banker.

You have no time for friends and family

Banking services require a lot of attention, dedication and concentration. When you work for about 10 hours daily there is hardly time to attend to some of the most important things in life such as spending time with family. Most young couples who are bankers often find little time to play with their kids or help then with school work or attend school activities. The negative consequences of this cannot be over emphasized.

You leave home early and get home late

We talked about having to work 10 hours daily however, that is not all, if works starts for you by 7.30 then you probably need to be at work one hour earlier. To beat the traffic and get to work earlier means leaving your house as early as 6 am. An average banker wakes up 5 am just to get to work before 7.30am. They also leave much later than most other professions. Most banks hardly keep to the nine to five rule and despite that, they do hardly pay overtime allowances for the extra time you put in.

You get fired very easily

The banking sector is quite exposed to a lot of regulatory and cyclical risk. When the economy is bad like it currently is, they are quick to run up cost as revenues declines. They also face increase in bad loans as most companies groaning under the risk of economic crunch struggle to pay back loans. When this happens, banks are forced to cut down cost hence the need to ‘downsize’ employees. Typically, decisions like this affect even the hardest working staff. It doesn’t matter if you work 24 hours or sleep over during the weekend. Most times when you get fired, you have no place to go because you are brain-drained. Imagine if Kike gets fired after working for five years. Surely she will find it difficult going back to architecture. In addition, a little mistake can get you fired regardless of your past record.

The most hardworking doesn’t mean the most rewarded

Banking is a service oriented job where money is made by earning high returns from customer deposits. Therefore, even if an operation staff works from 7am to 9pm every day, he will likely get less reward from a marketer who works 8am to 5pm every day but brings in the cash. The marketer only just needs to meet his or her targets in terms of deposits. Though an equally difficult task considering the apparent hazards, the difference however is that a marketer’s achievement is quickly noticeable hence likely to be rewarded more often.

Promotions take too long to come by

These days banking is a bit more like the civil service. In the nineties, a ten year working experience can fetch you a senior managerial position. Career development was fast tracked at the time as the new generation banks at the time sought new talents. It is not that way these days as you probably need to work twice as long to attain the same position as you would back them. It could take you as long as ten years to become an assistant manager. Promotions in banks probably come every other two years and it is not certain that you will get it.

Risk using your salary to pay for lost money

There are numerous risks associated with working in a bank and the major one is losing money. It is likely, that you might come across a transaction that might warrant you losing the bank’s money. Typically when that happens you might be asked to refund the money from your salary. The bank will just debit your salary for the whole amount or deduct it over time. The alternative to this might be losing your job.

These are just examples that you need to consider and talking to a banker may even reveal more things to you. Banking is a noble profession and can be very rewarding if you work hard, add more academic qualifications and have some luck. However, it is not a bed of roses.

source: http://www.punchng.com/business/am-business/why-you-should-not-be-a-banker/

Coldfeet:
Maggi 2 minute noodle

Indomie noodles

Chikki noodles

Mimee noodles

Cherie noodles

Tummy tummy noodles

O! Noodles

Golden penny noodles

Dangote noodles

Uno noodles

Nickus nickus noodles

Sun yum noodles!

I have eaten all the above mentioned here in Nigeria not to mention those I ate abroad.


The best thing to happen in the instant food industry is NOODLES! can't go a week without eating one

Substitute the seasoning which contains msg for nchanwu! (basil leave) and add onions ,carrots,tomatoes and any protein of your choice and you are good to go.

Your husband is so lucky, he has every reason to eat outside

lions don't do that except you have a feeling she has jagbajantis on her body which she might be willing to give you for free

bunch of ignoramus africanus.

africans can't stop having a spiritual attachment to everything, look beyond your noses and reason with the God given IQ

I just saw this article in punch newspaper, what's your take on this


The article, last week, was a runaway success and it engaged over 20,000
readers. There were many online comments and emails debating and
discussing the topic: ‘Why you should test- drive your partner before
marriage.’

On analysis, the people who wrote in would be single, married, separated,
divorced or widowed. Of the single people, some would be virgins and the
majority would be sexually active (engaging in premarital sex, of course!).
Of the married people who commented, some would have married without
engaging in premarital sex. It would be nice to get their opinions. The
remainder would have engaged in premarital sex before marriage. It would
be great to conduct a survey to find the hypocrite among these. We did!
Anyway, this article is focused entirely on women and will show you exactly
how to put men through a test drive before marriage. Obviously, women
and men see things through different prisms. Women should realise that
what they want and what a man wants are two very different things.

Simply put, most men just want sex, regular sex, without necessarily
paying cash for it! Responsible men will try to cope with the result of
their particular choice: be it marriage or a pregnancy (whichever comes
first). An irresponsible man will look for an excuse!

Finally, our previous dalliances, experiences, family and religion colour what
we do and how we approach the issue of relationships. Some rely on their
family or friends to choose a partner for them, while some listen to the
pastor! However, if you have a mind of your own and are responsible for
your heart’s desires, please read on.

Let me also make a clarification: This article is for women of marrying
age (above 18 years of age) who are looking for or have found the right
man. If you have the man of your dreams in your sights, then you should
definitely test-drive him through these stages.

The initial stage
Physical attraction is important and is perhaps the first thing in the start
of a relationship. If you are not attracted to him, this may cause problems
later. You need to also evaluate whether he is fun and makes you laugh. Is
the man of your dream good company or just an ass? Is he mental,
aggressive, clingy and immature? Do you have similar interests and
common goals? Can you spend a whole day in his company and not be bored
to death? If you do not like him that much, leave him by the roadside.

The second stage
Evaluate where he is coming from and where he is going. What are his
values? What are his dreams and aspirations? Is he describing the kind of
life you want for yourself and your future family? What type of man is
he? Is he a liar, unserious and cannot be trusted with your friends? A
friend of mine was always farting in public. His girlfriend could not
tolerate this. They still got married, regardless, but the farting, snoring
and, of course, other disrespectful behaviour eventually destroyed the
marriage: after three children!
You now also need to define what you want from the relationship. Is
marriage an investment? Do you want the so-called mysterious happiness,
emotional and financial security and that ephemeral love? Can he provide
these for you and the family? Is he doing that right now? Are you
employed and he is not? If he is always asking you for money and is not
pulling his weight, he may be a dud after marriage. Is he rich and
famous? Could you afford to get lost in his shadow or do you want a life
of your own? Can you stand on your own? Would he be able to live with a
successful wife? Can he live in your shadow?

The third stage
How old is he exactly? Is he in good health? Are there any medical issues
that you should know about? Are there any family genetic diseases such
as sickle cell disease or other rare killers? Be sure to ask and talk to his
friends and family openly. What about his HIV or Hepatitis status? Have
you asked and checked? You should, before moving things further.

Now, the good stuff
We conducted a survey here in Nigeria to determine attitudes towards
premarital sex. We asked 100 consecutive unselected adults and the
following is the result of the survey.

What is your age? Our respondents were aged 20 to 40 years.
Are you male or female? Fifty-two per cent were males
Are you single, separated, divorced, married or widowed? Most were single:
78 per cent and 20 per cent were married and a tiny number divorced.
If single, are you sexually active? Of the single people, 50 per cent are
sexually active.

If divorced, widowed or married, did you engage in premarital sex? 60 per
cent engaged in premarital sex.
What is your view on premarital sex: Okay or not okay? Forty-eight per
cent said it was not okay, 32 per cent said it was okay and 20 per cent did
not commit either way. Interestingly, a few married individuals who had
engaged in premarital sex and some sexually active single persons felt it
was wrong!


source - http://www.punchng.com/health/healthwise/how-to-test-drive-your-man-before-marriage/