₦airaland Forum

y not ? y south ?
once dated one, spent two years together, but broke up due to long distance. if not I would Ve walk down d aisle with her one day

maybe Jonathan need help of some goons since he cant rule dis country alone

eaglewingz:
Myopic view from you. The youwin program has been ongoing for 3 years now. This is the fourth edition.

It is very disheartening to see people wanting to discredit this govt for every possible reason. This programme is directed at reducing the unemployment rate in the country and if judiciously followed, it will end up possitively. I am a testimony to this programme.

So instead of wasting time and spreading hate, take you time out, swallow your pride and apply. 10million could be yours.

Omenka and co, take a clue too.
Take care.

so na naw dem need d 50m, when people like u talk I feel like asking them ARE U A STRANGER IN NIGERIA, education, health and security level keep declining and all you can say is dat am hating him.
I shake head for u, keep enjoying his fresh air

Bantino:
Bros you take style de arrange 'likes' here; why u wan make dem delete the thread/topic nah?

cus d post can never end
stop quoting me.
I think I Ve to tell the landlord of nairaland to delete the post.
eh eh Mr #seun pls help us delete this topic, its no more relevant

I never have a virginity in d first place

even though na jungle , its still the right punishment for him catch them and kill them

in case

uhm

Nairaland

noted

incase

k

picking beans

jj

noted

shey na by force to marry celebrity ni ?
some guy wey love them go dey woo them dem go dey say no and here they are fighting over a man.
smh


#feranmicharles I made it for the 3rd time today

The Ogun State commissioner of police, Mr. Ikemefuna
Okoye, on Monday warned politicians, groups or
individuals who are in possession of illegal arms and
ammunition, advising them to come forward and turn
them in to the police headquarters Eleweran Abeokuta
within 14 days or face the wrath of the law.
He said ,whoever, was caught in possession of such
illegal arms after the 14-day ultimatum would be
arrested and prosecuted.
Okoye who addressed journalists in his office on issues
bordering on security and the 2015 general elections,
also paraded three armed robbery suspects and one fake
major.
The police boss also warned those who drive
unregistered cars or ride unregistered motorcycles to
desist from such action, as the command would clamp
down on them.
While he advised those in possession of such vehicles
and motorcycles to registered them with relevant
agencies, he added that politicians or their loyalists
were not permitted to use unauthorised number plates.
He said, “The command has observed with dismay the
way and manner some individuals and groups acquire/
possess arms illegally in Ogun State.
“This is not acceptable to the command. I call on those
who have acquired their arms illegally to come forward
and submit such to the commissioner of police within 14
days of this warning, or else anyone caught in
possession of such arms will face the full wrath of the
law.”
Okoye said no one was permitted to possess any
offensive weapon at any particular time or election
venue.
He said, “I want to warn politicians and their followers
to always play the game according to the rules. The
command will not tolerate any act of political thuggery,
hooliganism or violence before, during and after the
general elections.
“The command will work closely with the Independent
National Electoral Commission and security agencies
and stakeholders in ensuring that we have free, fair and
credible elections in the state.”
Meanwhile, the command paraded a 17-year-old
Beninoise Wilben Kende, who robbed one Gbadebo
Taiwo of his motorcycle at Owode Egba, at gun point.
His accomplice Woti Usa, is still at large. The police
recovered from him the motorcycle, one locally made
pistol and one live cartridge.
Two other suspects, Fidelis Sunday and Okechukwu Ibie,
were also paraded for allegedly robbing one Eghosa
Omofonmuvan, a driver of a DAF truck loaded with
electronics headed for Onitsha at J4 area of Ore-Lagos
Expressway, Ogbere and diverted the goods worth
N3.1m to other places.
The fourth suspect paraded was one Afolabi Hassan, a
dismissed captain from the army was arrested for
impersonation. He wore army camouflage, with the rank
of a major.

culled from pungng.com

Feranmicharles:
wetin u dey do?

i dey read

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pls delete this topic

Stelvin101:
Lolz. What's with y'all with this "ko" and "ni" or are you of those people who school in France

they are Yoruba phrase, we just put it in sentence to ginger it and garnish it together

Feranmicharles:
loiz...ahahahaha . Stay calm now,2day neva finsh

just pain me I no fit reach. front page anymore today. busy like oyinbo asewo for Nigeria brotel.

Stelvin101:
Na you know o. So you av not heard GEJ has set up a committee in NL to be monitoring ppl who are shared mockery of Patience and himself

really then am on the verge of fame.
HEADLINE

JINGH PROSECUTED FOR SAYING THERE IS GOD OOOOO.
My picture on punch or vanguard.
committee ko gomitee ni

PAGAN9JA:
fu,ck your dead jew worshipper. slave! idol worshipper! MADMAN!

dan banza! shege! fvck off!

stop I told you to always brush ur teeth before talking to elders.
Bad habit
Last bullet
when you eye don open that u are serving things dat can talk, eat then you can get back to me fish brain.

iamord:
Ode a fool can't make sense. It shows u R dumb. Learn to put you sentences in order

even when clueless Ve clue in it so dump nigga like u too make sense for @least 0.004%.
hmmmmm u even know you aren't making sense.
last bullet.
go and upgrade ur head to knowledge 5.0 then we can talk cus our discussion is like talking to a toddler

tunnamaniah:
dis bros sha, na "crap" i call am not " crab" nd sowi, i can understand u took a loan to get that crap, z10 mchew, i still prefer my "2700" to dat crap

someone told me when you interact with full too much there is tendency to become one, so Mr dumbness. I don't wanna be clueless,stupid, discreet and pitiable like you.
last bullet:
when you finally upgrade your brain to wisdom 5.0 then we can rap.

tunnamaniah:
dis bros sha, na "crap" i call am not " crab" nd sowi, i can understand u took a loan to get that crap, z10 mchew, i still prefer my "2700" to dat crap

someone told me when you interact with full too much there is tendency to become one, so Mr dumbness. I don't wanna be clueless,stupid, discreet and pitiable like you.
last bullet:
when you finally upgrade your brain to wisdom 5.0 then we can rap

my memorable scene is a movie called Nigeria is when Patience ebele Jonathan was crying and saying THERE RIS GOLD OOOOO.
its so emotional

[quote author=tunnamaniah post=28124829]dis bros sha, na "crap" i call am not " crab" nd sowi, i can understand u took a loan to get that crap, z10 mchew, i still prefer my "2700" to dat crap[/quote