₦airaland Forum

Charleys:
People are using more electricity in the face me I face you than in the other big house.

some of the house with 4k are face me face you too

Hello here.

I live in a face me and face you apartment. the room is 10 in number. our main problem in the house is that almost all house in the street has monthly NEPA bill of less than 6 thousand naira even house with multitude of people and rooms. but my own house get bill amounting to 12 000 per month sometime 15000. we ve report to the NEPA but they gave stupid excuse that we should calculate the amount we spent in a month on generator that we even got it lesser. when we show them other big house with more rooms, peoples and shop. they just shrug off.

this has become a big problem. who do we report to for our monthly bill to lessen like others. I really need help.
thanks in anticipation.

MissSweet:
after all you still go for the fake ones which means you are also fake

how does what I say and what u say correlate madam

Gracielove:
That my mum really cared.........silliest thought ever.

take heart. life goes on.

she should dress like DAT in India maybe rape wount teach her lesson.

Nobodys:
.....Some people are naturally stupid....like one just wonder if they think at all...

lip sealed !

everybody just dey born this days.
me self must born before this year runs out, either stolen or adopted.

Homeboiy:
Funke still get hope

easy man ! she could be on nairaland

there is no happiness greater than having someone to call you mum or dad

TylerDurden:
Bloody liar

like your father

worstest ! (new English)

specter:
If this is true, then I am forever greatful to God for my then girlfriend (now wife). She seldom let me take her out self. Na force I dey force am then. She rather I give her the money nd when I do, you will come home and find two big pot of soup and stew.

That will last me till the following month and we'll garnished.

Mr and my Bateman enjoy sha.

Dear God thank you for her.

lucky you sir.
I hope and pray I meet someone like DAT.

sexdoll:
Let me tell you something you must be aware of in this life.

Everybody is responsible for his or her acts.

Don't tell me that because I forgot to lock my doors, that any thief that comes into my house to steal should be pardoned assuming if he or she was caught.

I am responsible for not locking my doors, hence my punishment for being robbed.

The thief is responsible for taking what does not belong to he or she, hence the punishment of massive beating he or she receives when caught.

That's exactly how life works.

the best intelligent comment of the day. kudos man

franchasng:
This is stupidity, you don't earn award based on your tribe or ethnicity.

I am Igbo, but I must call a spade a spade.

When it comes to hip hop music entertainment in Nigeria, Yorubas are No. 1, when it comes to Movie, Igbos are No. 1.

When it comes to business and entrepreneurship, Igbos are No. 1, when it comes to white collar job, Yorubas are No. 1!

When it comes to football, Igbos are No. 1!

When it comes to internet tech startup, Yorubas are leading for now....

When it comes to kidnapping, Niger Delta and Igbos are No. 1.

When it comes to money ritual and ifa worship, Yorubas are No. 1!

When it comes to drug trafficking, Igbos top the chart!

When it comes to Yahoo and cybercrime, Yorubas are no 1!

When it comes to robbery, na draw draw!

When it comes to academics, Yorubas used to be No. 1 some years back but Igbos are gradually overtaking them.

When it comes to Terrorism and religious extremism, Hausa-Fulani are No. 1 no contender, so we all must learn to stay on our lane at all times!

maddest guy. u talk true

Drchristian:
unfortunately nobody feel it

I just feel like prostrating and proposing to you after reading your comments. Nice one madam

victorian:
Mehn, it's the fucvk video on YouTube?

I would really love to watch it o.

Please who get the link.. Send am Biko.. Help a sister here

hmmmmm a cucumber is gonna be in trouble

LizzyWiz:
Pls revive these people been abandoned .............so four hospital they didnt remove any organ or an autopsy confirmation.....herdsmen is killing people and you cant revive them

I like you

Elviswifey1:
I bought mosquitoes net at 800naira and was passing one market road like that and decided to price it only to hear 400 and some 350 and that govt people share it free self on sundays in the churches,chai I rushed back to return it but the sharp woman refused to collect it that no refund of moni after payment.that 400naira extra still dey pain me since 7years ago till today.

hahahahaha u Ve been yahooed sorry I meant gmailed

Coldfeets:
My first wife.
Looked so good from the outside.
Hence, very costly.
But yet of no deep intrinsic value.
Luckily, I returned her back to the seller i.e. her parents.
They didn't give me back my initial down payment.
I didn't ask either.
I was more interested in escaping with my sanity while I still have it.
Such is life.
Whew!

baddest !

MissRaine69:
Yoni eggs.

tank u for putting DAT image in my head. re u now happy

Ihatelove:
i regret falling in love

it happens. get over it or pretend to get over it

grossintel:
80k on a Sony xperia tablet Z4 screen, only to brake the fuking screen again 2 days later by mistakenly sitting on it, I blame nepa. It's been like 2 years, I still have the tablet though, uptill now I keep looking at the tablet like I want to strangle it to death

ow much u go sell am. I really need tablet for snapping work samples

9ja083:
So many things. Starting from the pillows (they got so flat under 1month. Despite i was told its orginal) to two of the blenders ( the juice mixer even got bad the very day i used it to blend fruits and its not a 2nd hand blender. The 2nd u have to use with caution) to cylinder regulator (that one dose not give me accurate gas measurement in my cylinder. Now it leaks gas and have to use heavy stone on it to prevent leakage ) to standing gas (they assured me that if anything goes wrong that they will change it for me under 1year. I was also made to believe that one of the burner uses electric only to find out that the electric is for lighter only) the worst they refused to change it.
The 15amp sockets melts any time I put on the electric stove.
Sometimes, when I enter my house I feel like crying.

hahahahaha sowi, am not suppose to laugh. this is distaster

there is some discrepancy and inconsistence on my account. I am not good in math but I can see DAT over 700 naira just vamoose in my account. mind you. I haven't made use of my card since the last time I bought d card on the first screenshot. can someone tell me what just happened. I really love zoto infact this has never happened to me while using it. but I need an explanation why 700 + varnishes like Houdini.

44,500. to 50k

have life four different network for browsing, if one fail, another step in

Gofwane:
in your mind?? I don't get.

I mean ur post is like you are reading my mind

hate loneliness but prefer staying indoor

love pre intimacy rather than sex

can work for you for free as long it keep my over thinking mind busy

I make people happy at the expense of my own happiness

I am scared of virgin ladies (broke up with 3 virgin immediately I found out)

I am not scared of death, even during near death experience I am calm

I can't listen to bad news


I hate it when someone is sad. (just pretend or else I will over think your problem yes ur problem is mine )

Gofwane:
I don't know how to go and greet people when they are sick or when someone dies.

I hate being told what to do. If i'm about to do a thing and you approach me to tell me to do that same thing, i won't do it just to show you that you can't control me

I go out of my way and comfort to help people

I can spend a whole day without laughing. Not because i'm a sadist but because I've seen so many shii in life to the extent that most things don't look funny anymore.

get out of my mind man !

LZAA:

u don look his profile abi

Culin:
Who good look and good voice epp?

hmmmm

kpaofame:
and you still have access to Nairaland

I am using a chinko wey I just collect/borrow from a colleague