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Jokes Etc › Re: Teach Me How To Woo A Gurl In Yoruba Language by holatin(op): 8:25am On Feb 19, 2012
Agybabe:
Although I am not a yoruba but lemme try

Walk up to her and quote (hello ololufe mi, eniti okan mi fe, eni ti okan mi yan, iwo ni ododo ti mo ri to je ki inu mi ma njolonjolo. Bi mo se ri e. Okan mi fo soke lati maa korin ife. Ki n ma soro to po, mo fe ki a jo wa po, ki a jo wa bi egbin ati ikarawun (snail and shell), mo se ileri fun e pe, ti o ba gba fun mi, iwo ko ni kabamo. Jowo je ololufe mi) thant is just it. But make sure you have spoilt her with little change and let it be at a classy and upgraded joint which she hasn't visited before.

Abeg village girls no need much grammar, tell her things that will make her like you. And get packaging because they are freaks.

DON'T INSULT ME OOO and don't say if I have been treated the same way because I only gave a format ooo.
lwkmd u try sha 98% tanx
Jokes Etc › Re: 500 Naira Recharge Card If U Answer Dis Question Right by holatin(op): 8:35pm On Feb 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:
na your momma and your papa be that!!!! angry
eni koni iru eni
ko le mo iyi eni
Jokes Etc › Re: 500 Naira Recharge Card If U Answer Dis Question Right by holatin(op): 8:32pm On Feb 18, 2012
no dullin:
English is truly a massive problem to some sad sad sad
correct me, educated illiterate
Jokes Etc › Re: Teach Me How To Woo A Gurl In Yoruba Language by holatin(op): 8:06pm On Feb 18, 2012
booqee:
Holatin where is the damn joke?! Mtcheww. . . angry
pele
Jokes Etc › Re: Teach Me How To Woo A Gurl In Yoruba Language by holatin(op): 6:24am On Feb 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:
all u need is 2 tubers of yam, one live ram, a bottle of palm oil and alligator pepper 4 me,
n i will help u!!
u be herbalist/native doctor ?
Jokes Etc › Re: Teach Me How To Woo A Gurl In Yoruba Language by holatin(op): 6:22am On Feb 18, 2012
Dyt:
n ow r u diff frm er?
correct my english educated illiterate
Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(op): 8:26am On Feb 17, 2012
[quote author=Imperial McHæl link=topic=871917.msg10214033#msg10214033 date=1329462100]I wish boko haram blows nairaland's database
I wish silly jokes like this stop having more comments
I also wish projan gives better jokes than what donkulikuli and bingo-go does and finally,
I wish I can fart into this section[/quote]i wish a fool doesnt come in
Jokes Etc › Teach Me How To Woo A Gurl In Yoruba Language by holatin(op): 8:08am On Feb 17, 2012
I ve been having dis problem lately on how i fit woo dis illiterate ibadan gurl wey live our street,i need help. yarn me
Jokes Etc › Re: Is This Impossible ? by holatin(op): 7:31am On Feb 17, 2012
I wish there are no clothe to wear
i wish we are all naked
Family › Re: What Da Biggest Lie,u Ve Ever Tell Ya Parent by holatin(op): 5:58pm On Feb 16, 2012
kokoye:
told them i passed.
lol

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