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Coming from a rungirl

Fake new$
but u try

In one word, you now have HIV abi?

Wike wey no go cee heaven enta
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Why not get a g¥n and start robbing?

What of Nairaland?
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nickyj19:
Hello Guys,
So something strange happened last night
I had s*x with a girl in my dream. She gave me all the style
in the world.
I don’t remember how the dream started but all i know is i
saw a young lady in bum short and i immediately touched
her bum bum
Next thing i know we started doing daddy & mommy from
behind and she was moaning hard and calling my name…
Wow i enjoyed every bit of it but suddenly woke up before i
finished
Anyways,
Will Anything Happen To Me After I Had S*x With
A Girl In My Dream?

Hey, chap, you and this your fake story. Anyway, let's see the kind of style she's gonna give you this night. Have a nice dream!
IRMC

Jeon:
Hi hollybratt.

whatsup fati? Sorry for replying you so late.

"Let's protect against God ifeanyi must wake up" lady wails bitterly as she calls on Nigerians.
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Una say wahala be like wetin again?
Na everybody wan wake this pikin from dealth, Christian shola is not leftout. Some even said the boy is not dead that he was just sleeping. Na to invite jesus to cum wake him o, i never knew ifeanyi be lazarus. I pray he wake wake up in jesus name . Pls you people should join us in prayer .

Breaking news! Olamide becomes the first African Rapper to clock 10Million followers on instagram!
Olamide no really want fame now
but fame dey rusham
Congratulations baddosneh

generalwo:
Leave other people's lives alone... Show us the list of the closest people to you that have died......

Alright! I think your dad and mum are closed to me. No more saying

GoodIsGod:
You are a very very very big fool. Given birth to by animals who could not teach you morals.
If care is not taken and your tongue is not bridled you may be the person on which it will start in your family. And it might continue till people start counting and it reaches up to 150 before it stops.

Mental patient.

Spoilt brat calling himself holy brat.
Sick mofo

Kai! you sha wan famous by fire by force, i guess you are already crying where you are
Why not calm yourself with cold zobo and stop borrowing phone to browse.

PrincessofDSS:
Take heart dearie, it’s well

Don’t let the fool that made that list refreshes your already healing wounds.

May the soul of your cousin rest in peace

Bedwetter, what are you talking about?

Merch:
You need to get a job

Coming from the mouth of a slave, I received my salary yesterday, try and get yourself a job even if na dry cleaner. Jobless kid from jobless family

garriAndsugar:
Just borrow someone a huge amount of money and see if you would forget

See effect of soaking garri and sugar everyday,

Hoedogwu:
Yes, you're both idiots.

Your dad and mum are idiots, is that what you meant?

dollytino4real:
Must something die from him every year?

Are you thinking what am thinking?

1.His son Ifeanyi Adeleke (2022)
2.Dj Olu (2017)
3.Chime Aimechi (2017)
4.Tagbo Umeike (2017)
5.Ahmed (King jhaffi) (2020)
6.Ogbeide tijani olamilekan (2020)
7.Obama dmw (2021)
8.Fortune (2021)
May God give him the strength to overcome them

Slapping you just dey hungry me, but i will forgive you for now

h0pze3:
No vex bro
But u be mumu
Shey David and him gang dey live inside d same aoz

Lolz! I know your own will be different, but i will forgive you because your brain is as tiny as nothing

TakeNigeriaBack:
OP, your brain is paining you sir.

If i talk now dem go tell me to shut up
which one is
"Omo i stand strong
30bg dey my back o
obo elemi 9 plus
can't deny my devosion"
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My point is that no one is to be trust, davido too dey trust his 30bg boys too much.
If truly 30 billion gangs (30bg) dey his back. His son won't have died. Don't leave your child for anybody, wherever place you want to go take them along with you.
I would have love it, if davido can remix the song "Stand strong" like this
"Omo i stand strong
jehovah dey my back o"
instead of
"30bg dey my back o"
Una don help 30bg, na for 30bg to enjoy dia life remain.
They never dey ur back not to talk of ya family.
IRMC

1.Christians might not make heaven for using their noise to affect others all the name of praying
2.Christians might not make heaven for quoting the Lord on every situation.
3.They might not make heaven for threating to harm people if they refuse to serve God
4.They might not make heaven for using fake image to describe someone (Jesus) that they've never seen in their life.
5.They might not make heaven for doing blood ritual to develop their church
6.They might not make heaven for using the power of the devil to perform miracle in the church.
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They might not even make heaven at all.
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jey4all:
abeg shut up? Any how you want take help abeg help. If you like show if you like nor show, just help. Help is help

Who is this one

Kelvin581:
didn't get you bro

You don't have to get me,
just do your wish
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Hey, chap, did i just hear you say Help?
but he took the picture of the children including the money, so as to show people what he did. That one no be help again o!
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Hey, chap, you can Agree and disagree, infact you can even degree
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Op, i just wish that your boss and manager see this, then you will understand why you must mind ur business
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Laturuturu:
Really ...what if the person poo poo
Are you thinking at all

Hey chap, it can never happen. This aint my first time of doing it.