Dis li'l boy is yet to grow up.
@Negro, u too much, jor!
@OP, why expect the gal to fall for u when all u want to do is turn her into a WOOL?

I'm 25+ but my stature tells 24; my voice tells 22; my mind reads 32; my achievements shows 27; my wife is 26. Plus, i feel like an 18; but mostly wish i was 80. I recently added a year, but i wish it was two at a time.

They've said it all!
But 1 thing i'm gonna be addin is dis; STOP DE WISH THING, read books that are geared towards building self esteem, see urself as very perfect and contempt, I tell you, u'll come back thankin us.

@ SEXYLEAMON, neva knew u so good (Just comparing to ur previous post).
Don't mind me, How u doing?

Check ur previous posts and its tenses.

Whizzy durlin! Wetin u dey do here? dis gist's nat for u!  
No mind me, how u doin? Long tym!

sexyLeamon:

ROFLMAO funniest thing of the year clap for ya self for making me laugh so much. now let me clarify things for you, I guess your brain is quite slow in taking things in. I do not sleep with animals what so ever but if you think so who care that doesn't make me one anyway. the intention of my post well most women say men are dog, but dogs are too faithful, and loyal.

Wit all diz ur 'Kpoki' grammar?
U just told us what u do in ur privacy. Gbam!

sexyLeamon:

am sorry if you are hurt but the true is that you men are wired. expressing affection in public does not mean bleeping idiot

Who wire us? U smoke sh**T dis morning?

C'mon SexyPuppy , must u tell the whole world u sleep wif DOGS? U a dog (animal) banger dozn't make all gals same.
U nat de 1st; PORN stars do it! So keep ur 'animalism' to urself . W.T.H!

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys [color=#770077]Didn't Kill Me[/color]>

Now u say we shouldn't kill u, huh? Thank Jah u know how crazy ur sexual life wif animals is! I feel so much pity for u!

Thanx, y'all!

LamidiObi:

name the best way to cheat on your wife without catching you.

Bring her (ur partner in cheat) to Nairaland and fuc.k de hel outta her brains,

It couldn't stand the test of time. So of what sense does it make? LOL
Kiddin! Dat was cool, anyways.

sexylogan:

Guys? yuck! but chiks i'd like to c!

See urself? Anyway, e go good shaa! Lol!

Funny how some peeps non-challantly scratch their privates in public wit no regards. I've seen a couple of pple do it in such a manner dat irritates and i wonder if dey don't feel embarrassed.

my present gal is the mean type. dat's basically one of de reasons y i love ha, cos i'm de cool type.
tho her meanness no near me, na outsiders she dey do dat one give.

lord krato:

Persnaly,havn been on bth sides nd 2 tel u,it makes me wnda weda d female folk gat a problem-they kip d nice guys,nw i dnt mean a guy who doz al they say bt a guy dats intelligent,okay lukin nd wel a dwn 2 earth guy nd go for d 'bad boys' who flashes evrytin @ them den wen d movie is ova they cum cryn to nl nd say guys r bad

Similar post to mine, My bro, sometimes i wonder if dem be cowards,
I been held the title on both sides (gentle guy - wey she later call me mugu for that; and sleek player - wey get all the SUPPY wey i want with my REPS still there for me). Tho, now me don retire for this player thing cos i got nothing as a reward for fuc.king alot of gals.
Na manage me dey manage de one wey i get now, whatever she likes let her do, i don retire.

[b][i]My Ex Gf Store My Name In Her Phone As Customer Care.[/[/i]b]

Make i edit person name for my phone too.
Still can't stop laffing,

xynerio:

How would u feel u are kissin ur babe or guy and he/she sneezed or cough? I was kissin this gal and the moment I try to unzip her trouser she sneezed in side my mouth, yalk! I had to abandon the kiss and go straight to the koko.

U were only inconveniencing her, but she doesn't know how to tell a wuzzy like u to stop, cos u will quickly die of KONJI.

Monicaaaaa! I'm cool, (in luv wif ur name). Dat's by the way!
Really wonderin how hurt u truly are on the inside. But, DID U SAY U GUYS AREN'T ON TALKIN TERMS? Now, dis is de one thin i hate in break-ups. No matter what comes between lovers, it's usually adviceable to stil be in a 'once in a while' talkin terms. A'mean, de world is so small dat u neva know what's gonn' happen in the next few yrs. IT'S A ROTATING GLOBE U KNOW!
My point: Even if u don't make-up, i advice u be in good terms (not necessarily makin up), It's always very good. Dat's how i run mine.
Besta luck, Monicaaaa dearie!

gen2genius:


Sorry, but aren't you being unrealistic here? How do you expect him to see her - like someone who knows what she's doing? See, this is a reality of life: whether you're a man or woman, the moment you begin to act like you can't do without someone or that it's the person that holds the key to your happiness and fulfilment in life, you risk becoming the person's slave!

@ Monica. . .I'm not saying you shouldn't go back to him or anyone else, but bear that fact in mind as you take the decision

In that case, there should be nothing like 'breakin up' and 'making up'. Right?

Oh, monicaa durling, what is it about dis guy dat drives u crazy? Guess u must've made a grave mistake by leavin him, But going back to him is not a bad option, only if he doesn't take u 2be a confused cheap slot.
If truly u love him and want to have him back, why not give him an attraction sign?
I believe he was very nice and respectful to u, but made a lil mistake of cheatin (which u cal him bad 4). Dat was de best opportunity u had to encourage him and play ur part as a woman, but u fumbled (sorry 4using de word).
But honestly speakin dear, if dat guy's ur love (u feel satisfied wit him in ur life), why not find ur way back, There are many ways to do dat - u mustn't tell point blank.
Think about it, 4get pride and de advice pple throw in here tellin u to stand by ur decisions; just realize dat sometimes, impromptu decision made outta anger can be reversed wit things calm down. U said it in ur last post.
Just wan2 see u happy again.
Good luck, dear!

Monicaaaaaaaa!
Where've u been?

@poster, dis txt of urs' funny. Guess u can only use it to woo an slowpoke. Lol.

No bi small thing, OH!