Thanx, whizzy! No be small thing oh.
So, how u dey enjoy life, na?

Okwu a'daghalia!
Bia, gini ka unu na akpa?

Abeg, whizzy, wetin dat ur abbreviation mean?
@poster, go where ur own too (for both hands: or beta stil, like "charlie 'man", abi 'boy'), and leave em gals to do their thang!

I'm totally outta words on dis issue.
I used to think guys suffer emotional breakdown more dan the gal folks.

Come to think of it. Eva Wondered why's it's totally opposite wit the men folks?

@opuru, even if u pay, u no go wear bullet proof vest to protect ur chest? How much more when it's free!

For me, even if na borrow i borrow de suppy, i go wear my vest, oh! Lol.

Thanx, y'all!
I'm gettin de drill.

Pick whoever u think fits ur choice. After all, the same guy u're pickin actually picked u in his own mind before approachin u!
There's nothin wrong, dear!

Lawd Gawd, come down and help dis fella.
@poster, You must be terrifying!
Lol.

@MrbrownJay, i ain't talkin about rich gals/ladies. I'm talkin about 'classy' gals, as u cal it.
@biola44, meaning?
@lexi, why u rappin dizee's lyrics?

@MrbrownJay, i ain't talkin about rich gals/ladies. I'm talkin about 'classy' gals, as u cal it.
@biola44, meaning?
@lexi, why u rappin dizee's lyrics?

Porn star, how u dey?

My friends' got this bad breath that really makes me feel pity for him to the point that i had to tell him how awful it is.
Tho he didn't find it offensive, as tho he knows about it even before i did tell him, but i promised to help him find solution to it on this forum.
Pls, any medical practitioner with helpful advice should respond, giving me a solution to this problem.
Thanx!

There's dis 1slogan i've once come across, which says,
"No matter how expensive a gal is, there must be dis 1dude shining her congo for her 'free of charge'."
Ladies, includin guys, Abeg, make una help me debate on dis,

Congo shining prof! How far? Mind u, na so other profs dey follow u shine dat congo at the same time.

@poster, are u the real author of dis write up?
, U expectin a compliment for what u don't deserve.
Copy Cat! No go write ur own!

Dude, Better thank God!
Maybe she left u, not just because u're a broke as$ fella, but because u have no vision, dreams, direction and pursuit in life (don't blame ur nonchalance on de 'purpose driven gal').
Bro, it's an opportunity for u to think about how to effect changes, affect life (de world) and what to become in life, and workin towards achievin dat.

Dude, Better thank God!
Maybe she left u, not just because u're a broke as$ fella, but because u have no vision, dreams, direction and pursuit in life (don't blame ur nonchalance on de 'purpose driven gal').
Bro, it's an opportunity for u to think about how to effect changes, affect life (de world) and what to become in life, and workin towards achievin dat.

I understand where ur mam is comin from. It's not basically about u going out, but about u not bein socially retarded.
Don't think it's o.k bein indoors 24/7. think of places and good friends of urs dat u find fun going out wit, and Go Get It!
Gal, u need a new lesson. Don't be a jerk!

Caterin school she goes, where she can learn cookin all the kinda dish she needs 2learn for a healthy family. Simple!

Being a woman is way beyond the physical looks,
Take me for instance, i look out for virtue not necessarily beauty.
Are you a virtuous woman? Dat's all dat matters!
, Believe in God and in urself: not man!

@hotstepper, not really wantin 2bang her, but thinkin about de past incidence makes me think otherwise,
@tope, do u think it's wise relating her to my past experience?

Hi landers, 4a while nw, i've been in2 dis relationship wit a gal who's got virtually everythin i desire in a woman. Startin frm d fear of God, down 2respect, luv 4humanity, meek & slow to speak attidude, & a whole lots of quality a good man would ask God4.
Bt prior 2d time i went in2 dis relationship wif her, i've already made up my mind 2stay totaly away frm sex (afterall, all d 1s wey i don do, nobody reward me) until marriage,
Somethin funny stil baffles me about her, She made me understand (tho indirectly) that she's stil a V-Gal (if u know what i mean), which i don't doubt, but i don't know if keepin and respectin her regardin "V'nity" will make her stick wit me and realize hw much i luv her. It is really becomin difficult 4me 2stand on my principle, basically b'cos i've once been a victim 2dis particular FEAR, (a gal i respected so much witout touchin her finally smashed my heart against the wall)
pls dear landers, i need ur constructive advice on how best to stick to my principles.
Thanx, y'all!

Dear pardon me! i never knew u were on until i sent it.
Anyways, whta's getting down?, It's clear u just left logon.
Catch u later.

The one thing i cherish so much in my gal is 'HER'.
I love HER! Simple!

I got a solution to ur problem.
All u need do is keep havin unprotected sex and make sure de guy(s) pour their milk inside. I give u just two weeks; you'll come back thankin me. Good luck!

Bros! Bros! Bros! How many times i cal u?
Abeg, carry dat ur oyinbo madness/foolishness comot here, before i sound ur head.
Anyways, no mind me! You can also buy her original condom, Like e-visa, romantic wild cat, etc. Make she no go dey buy cheap ones like G-C.

Dat guy na otondo!
Which luv is he talkin about? De one she's got for him or de one he's got for her and her family. Guess he must be an 'alter-bound-fool' like u called him.
Abegi! Make i see road!

O.k thanx!

Dis sounded so funny 2 me at first, only to see de seriousness and depression in ur posts.
Dear, all u need is serious prayers and i suggest u go see a qualified doc.
Sorry, dear!