Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

dogs are faithful.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

Yeye girl, is like u have been practicing bestiality. If all the quality a dog has will make u happy why not date even marry ur dog. Or u are tellin us so we can act like dogs. We u allow ur bf to Bleep in public? Nonsense, abeg go play 4 shit.

xynerio:

Yeye girl, is like u have been practicing bestiality. If all the quality a dog has will make u happy why not date even marry ur dog. Or u are tellin us so we can act like dogs. We u allow ur bf to Bleep in public? Nonsense, abeg go play 4 shit.

am sorry if you are hurt but the true is that you men are wired. expressing affection in public does not mean bleeping idiot

C'mon SexyPuppy , must u tell the whole world u sleep wif DOGS? U a dog (animal) banger dozn't make all gals same.
U nat de 1st; PORN stars do it! So keep ur 'animalism' to urself . W.T.H!

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys [color=#770077]Didn't Kill Me[/color]>

Now u say we shouldn't kill u, huh? Thank Jah u know how crazy ur sexual life wif animals is! I feel so much pity for u!

Eyaaaah. . .

Hollysmile:

C'mon SexyPuppy , must u tell the whole world u sleep wif DOGS? U a dog (animal) banger dozn't make all gals same.
U nat de 1st; PORN stars do it! So keep ur 'animalism' to urself . W.T.H!

Why Dogs Are Better Than Men <please Guys [color=#770077]Didn't Kill Me[/color]>

Now u say we shouldn't kill u, huh? Thank Jah u know how crazy ur sexual life wif animals is! I feel so much pity for u!

ROFLMAO funniest thing of the year clap for ya self for making me laugh so much. now let me clarify things for you, I guess your brain is quite slow in taking things in. I do not sleep with animals what so ever but if you think so who care that doesn't make me one anyway. the intention of my post well most women say men are dog, but dogs are too faithful, and loyal.

lol,

sexyLeamon:

am sorry if you are hurt but the true is that you men are wired. expressing affection in public does not mean bleeping idiot

Who wire us? U smoke sh**T dis morning?

INFL @ topic. .  

SexyLeamon. . .you been going on N on aboue dawgs dis,dawgs that on NL. . .you've got us finking NOW u gotta "dawg" for a bf or man!!!

v3nom4eva:

INFL @ topic. .

SexyLeamon. . .you been going on N on aboue dawgs dis,dawgs that on NL. . .you've got us finking NOW u gotta "dawg" for a bf or man!!!

please speak in language I will understand. I don't get a thing.

Hollysmile:

Who wire us? U smoke sh**T dis morning?

I do not even touch a ciga.

V3nom
mon vanille. . .çava?

sexyLeamon:

ROFLMAO funniest thing of the year clap for ya self for making me laugh so much. now let me clarify things for you, I guess your brain is quite slow in taking things in. I do not sleep with animals what so ever but if you think so who care that doesn't make me one anyway. the intention of my post well most women say men are dog, but dogs are too faithful, and loyal.

Wit all diz ur 'Kpoki' grammar?
U just told us what u do in ur privacy. Gbam!

Hollysmile:

Wit all diz ur 'Kpoki' grammar?
U just told us what u do in ur privacy. Gbam!

that is simple english for slow learner like u. believe whatever you want to dude.

Whizzy durlin! Wetin u dey do here? dis gist's nat for u!  
No mind me, how u doin? Long tym!

Check ur previous posts and its tenses.

Holly, don't mind me jare, was juz passing by. How u doing?

@pat

mon bonbon. . .i'm good, ty!! got my mesgs??

@Sexy. . .

I guess you've got tattoos on ur eyeballs and for a brain if you can't figure out what i said earlier!!! lmyo

v3nom4eva:

@Sexy. . .

I guess you've got tattoos on ur eyeballs and for a brain if you can't figure out what i said earlier!!! lmyo

Mon chocolatey. . .oui! got ya mssg yesterday, would av replied. . .but am not boxed up. 'll talk to u later.

Then go and do it with dog  Stupid girl

@sexy

don't mind me. . if na dawg dey make u "squirm,squirt and feel good". . .then continue, na free world dearie!!

@pat

no problem luv. .

V3
alrite swty

@pat

brb dear, wanna grab breakfast

v3nom4eva:

@sexy na free world dearie!!

good you know that

SexyL KINDA suprised at this topic.Oh well everyone's got thier opinion but i know i'm far better than a Dog.Darkpcguru

only very few are like u

Its a free world o! since you prefer dog to man, keep it up!

v3nom4eva:

@Sexy. . .

I guess you've got tattoos on ur eyeballs and for a brain if you can't figure out what i said earlier!!! lmyo

Tattoos on the eyeball lol, that would be funky, and weirrrrrrrd! lol

@ poster,

I'm really curious abt ur personality cos i really cant phantom why u would rate an animal (dog) more than a man. It's so ridiculous!!!.

pc guru:

SexyL KINDA suprised at this topic.Oh well everyone's got thier opinion but i know i'm far better than a Dog.Darkpcguru

like he rightly said, u are entitled to ur opinion but i'm sure there are still few guys around who can fulfill ur dreams more than u can eva imagine (more than a dog i'm sure). Maybe they've been eluding u but that doesn't mean they dont exist.

try getting one.

Scientific studies have shown that women on the first day of their period show disturbing signs including beastiality. Some have been known to masturbate their dogs. While others {like the poster] in addition to masturbating invite bingo to lick up the menstrual flow. They are so cheap that they prefer a dog lick-up to investing in a little sanitary pad, hence their love for the beasts.

Guys please give her some space, this is a passing thing and it'll be all over in 5 days. . .
{my condolences to the dude who'll stick his di.ck into that cess-pit of dog saliva you call a pu.ssy} 

Tudór:

Scientific studies have shown that women on the first day of their period show disturbing signs including beastiality. Some have been known to masturbate their dogs. While others {like the poster] in addition to masturbating invite bingo to lick up the menstrual flow. They are so cheap that they prefer a dog lick-up to investing in a little sanitary pad, hence their love for the beasts.

Guys please give her some space, this is a passing thing and it'll be all over in 5 days. . .
{my condolences to the dude who'll stick his di.ck into that cess-pit of dog saliva you call a pu.ssy} 

You MEAN bro. . .in a cool way!!!