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Heys guys! I need ur honest idea on this,di u knw d kind of questions, time frame nd so on dt concerns Nestle siwes appitude test. I hav som1 who was invited for dt test though he's studying an engineering course.

kokomilala:
IGF-1.I know.You wanna use it for muscle growth?

No,for height.

Hadez:
OK this is going to be a little long and weird.

I have a boyfriend who lives in Switzerland and we have been dating 3years now (before he left Nigeria for his masters) and we love each other (I think).
You know the whole stories about men hooking up with whites and all that. Though we don't talk again like before. We sometimes go a week without communicating not even on Facebook.

Now I have a guy in my department how has been asking me out for months now. This same guy will always send me gifts, takes me around, and sometimes gives me money (I never asked because my boyfriend sends me money too). Today he asked me to be his date to a friend's birthday party and I said OK because I was not going to be busy for the rest of the night.

To cut the long story short, he proposed to me in front of everybody today at the party and I was so dumbfounded that I couldn't think of what to say(I never expected that to happen because I made it clear to him I am in a serious relationship). I had to hug him to avoid embarrassment for him but I don't love him because he is a yahoo guy. But i think he loves me for real because he even introduced me to his parents when they came to check on him.

My problem now is that I can't date this guy because of what he is doing (apart from that, he is so romantic and I think I am crushing on him deep down) but my boyfriend is not showing me that affection anymore. I don't want to be a second girlfriend to any man. I want to be his first pieority.

Should I say yes to the man who loves me?

I see ur problems greed,covetousness,dearth in sagacity and short sightedness!

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]It's obviously a typo, you ediot!

If you weren't trying to sound smart, you'd know it's probably a typo.

Get outta here.
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Haha! U're funny,well aint gat time engaging in a verbal entanglement wit a thing like u. I've gat berra tinz to do,so Bleep off! Loosed pussey!

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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Pu$$yeater, leave me alone.
Look for someone else to stalk and but flick.You've been stalking and following me nonstop for the past two months.

Seriously, I can't even understand when this whole infatuation began but I want it to stop. Stop harassing and monitoring my online activity.[/color]

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Pu$$yeater, leave me alone. Look for someone else to stalk and but flick. You've been stalking and following me nonstop for the past two months.

Seriously, I can't even understand when this whole infatuation began but I want it to stop. Stop harassing and monitoring my online activity.

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mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Pu$$yeater, leave me alone. Look for someone else to stalk and but flick. You've been stalking and following me nonstop for the past two months.

Seriously, I can't even understand when this whole infatuation began but I want it to stop. Stop harassing and monitoring my online activity.[/color]

''Look for someone else to stalk and but flick.'' I wonder how poor ur grade in ur o'level english language would be.

Monalisa185:

They are pretentious and hardened liars!

Monalisa185:

Theri punna is a wide as pacific ocean!

calliope:
statistics Shows Dat kids the have dysfunctional childhood/teen hood have more tendency to be a productive adult, they would strive, nature always finds a way.....
Most kids from good home and upbringing ends up wasted!
So dis kids(orphans) works so hard so their seed doesn't go 2ru d same hardship... Dat why our parents gives us d best, so we will be beta off......
But finally I think Grace and destiny plays a big role in all of it.

Whr did u get that kind of info?

Carnations:
Nice write up ke! Never seen anything more irrelevant.

I fink anytin i wanna create a thread on stuffs i'll consult ur advice!

Gracito:
I was thinking stuff out of the ordinary would be mentioned tho.

Can u pls mention them?

1)MONEY: Without saying much we all knw wat money can do in Nigeria. The bible says in Ecclesiastes 10:19 ''money answereth all things''. This item is all in all nd crucial to the survival of students on campus. With this item u can get anytin u want on campus say grades,girls,food et all. No wonder some students scam their innocent parents at home jux to get more money.



2)BOOKS: As goes the saying, ''a farmer going to the farm without a cutlass is unwise'' so also a student without books is useless and unwise.



3)STATIONARIES: Stationeries say pencils,pen et all are very vital to the success of students on campus cuz THE FAINTEST PEN IS SHARPER THAN THE SHARPEST BRAIN,u'll use these items to jot points during lectures. In some instituitions without this items u wont have success cause wat will u use to write exam if u dont av one of these items?? Ur teeth?? Lol,i'm sure u wont tink of dat..



4)PHOTOCOPIES: I'll beat my chest on this, look into the bags of evry student on campus it is either u'll see photocopies of lecture notes,for the lazy ones, that of handouts for those who are too stingy or photocopies of past questios for the studious fellows like myself,lol i've even gotten photocopies of this semesters exam past questions.



5)PROVISIONS: Students are very fond of provisions say beverages,milk, sugar,golden morn(funny as it's sounds i have a friend who brings golden morn to school every semester),cornflakes e.t.c . This items are very helpful during exam or when u have early morning lectures, say 7:00am, usually taken by a sadist of a lecturer who would be in class by 6:45am or earlier and would shut the door by 7:00am on the dot. Tell me if this items won't be useful in times like this??



6)GARRI: Garrium,G4, garrium di oxide as fondly called on campus, is deemed with high esteem among students who find themselves in government owned instituition infact u'll hardly find a student who doesn't take garri along with him to school, quote me anytime anyday. It is this item that keeps student going on when they're broke or when they've exhausted their foodstuffs. I support someone in my department who opines that ''GARRI SAVES LIFE''. Give me a reason why this opinion is wrong and i'll give u five reason why it is right. Quote me on this.

7)MOBILE PHONES: With the world now a global village,student now need to communicate with their parents,loved ones et all with relatively ease nd no other item can match this need than a mobile phone, making the mobile phone common among students, even though it is nokia touchlight phone na phone. Someone once told me that wen he was in sch,any time he wants to communicate with his parent he'll have to write letter and wait for response in 3months time and counting,jux put ursef in this situation,imagine u're broke nd u need money urgently, mehn dat's somtin hellish cuz u'll starve while waiting for ur parents' response.
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Cc:lalasticlala, tosyne2much

petkruz:
Hey guys, i'm so angry right now i'm tempted to break up with the love of my life.

1) he didn't tell me he was saving to buy a car, he just drove to my compound and was looking at my face, I kept my cool.

2) My so-called boyfriend decided to call me today 3rd January and that's his first this year!! I didn't get any new year wishes. I confronted him, he apologised and all but ladies and gentlemen, the era of Men being non-challant is over.

Fine I did wrong years ago,but gone are the days when someone tries to pay back a sin I committed in my youthful restlessness.I have apologised,cried, begged, I became humble by force, I realised my mistake yet he hasn't gotten over the fact that I left him because he didn't have money when actually his possessiveness and lack of trust made me wanna always run out.

He can't be pained after 4years,its better I dump him now before he drops another bomb! But to be honest I do love him a lot, a whole lot. I'm angry and confused

Jux listen to ursef,u're angry bcuz he didnt tell u he wanted to buy a car nd he didnt call u on the first day of diz yr. Wat an ideaology!
Madam without beating around d bush u're the problem, change ur ideas!

Lexusgs430:
Are you dietetic?

I'm nt bro.

Happy new yr nairalanders! I just heard abt this drug ''insulin growth factor 1'' pls do u knw whr i can get it in lagos-nigeria??

nyben4eva:
Hello nairalanders,a very good friend of mine came to me a couple of days ago with a detailed epistle of the trauma he faces with his job and how he's opted to quit,but insists on my advice before he hands in his resignation letter:

"I got my job six months after my NYSC and March 2015 was my eight years of working for the company.As an engineer,the job isn't my kind of job as it exposes me to lots of dangers and keeps me away from my family for at least six months every year.
My salary is more than half a million per month,yet I don't find joy doing what I'm been paid to do.

Thinking of my kids each time I leave home for work and how they cry to go with me is such a feeling that makes me wish I never had the job in the first place and at the same time,the thought of how they would fare if I quit without laying a proper foundation for their future makes me reconsider my decision and keep telling myself that I have to keep on going.

Though,I have most of the necessary things to make life a bit easier,but I'm always sad whenever is time to go to work.My wife on the other hand,tries to convince me before I'll finally make up my mind.It has been like this right from the onset,yet things aren't changing.
The most annoying aspect is that of my employers,an American company.They drain every bit of my energy and always remind me of how jobs are very scarce in Nigeria.

Right now,I have a business that could be fetching me at least two hundred thousand naira per month with lots of rooms for expansion and I feel so delighted that I'm going to become my own boss.
The happiness I derive from trying to do my own business is so boundless,but my problem is this: I don't want to go back to the same job once I quit".

Should I ask him to quit or continue with the job?Is happiness more important than pay?I need very intelligent answers, please.

I smell big lies!!! Bros jux spare us this shit,tell us u're d one in this story period!

gaetano:
Thought i should share to people like me who didn't know.





Genesis 38:8-10

Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother's wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.

Pls stop misquoting the bible

smileysmiley:
Fellow nairalanders, I saw this post on Facebook and decided to share it cause it's really funny.

My boyfriend and I have been staying together for a while now and he is pretty serious about me cause he has shown it by cutting down some excesses that I never liked. Recently, his unmarried elder sister came to stay with us and she has been very welcoming and nice to me but she has a really weird behaviour, I think she is too possessive. My boyfriend leaves home early in the morning and after he leaves, she would hide the toothpaste and it will reappear again in the middle of the night, I had to get my personal toothpaste cause I didn't want to confront her. She hides virtually everything; pot, buckets, pure water, maggi, washing soap, amongst others and all these things reappear when someone else wants to use it, even the TV remote set. She has never used any harsh word on me before so I don't know if she is angry at me. She has even started hiding the general bathroom slippers, the thing don tire me ooooo... some of these things sef were bought with my money. Should I mention it to my boyfriend?

Wat happened to ur father's house?? U're living with a man in his own house who has nt even proposed to u nd nw u're here complaining to us. Iv u like shoot his sister wit a gun dt's ur business..

Oooops:
It wondered me too, I meant my experience yesternight!!!


I Had cause to go on a trip yesterday where I had to spend the night at a hotel.... knowing that it is not good for man to be alone, (Genesis 2:18) i had to invite someone else!!! scanning through my head i remembered the perfect lady! Suzy, Quickly i picked my phone and dialed her number. When I am in town she has always been the best company ever. I called and as usual she agreed not to leave me alone. She came that evening all excited, ofcourse she knows am gonna spoil her. After much paparazzi, we got back to the room and had great mind boggling sex. She was good! I knew it already! Once again I didn't regret my choice. We both slept off course we were worn out!

Waking up this morning, I felt her hands on mine!!! opened my eyes to see her kneeling! saying lets have morning devotion! Am like wtf#... Will God even as much as look at us? (Within me tho), well i granted her wish and she sang some worship songs and prayed earnestly even speaking in tongues with my reply always amen though feeling guilty of sins just committed.

Soon the prayers were done with and we chose to see a movie when i felt her hands on my manhood again! Before I could say jack, she's pulled and started another round of sex! I felt i had fooled myself, for crying out loud we just prayed!!! She kept on but i felt nothing rather than guilt! Am I mocking God I asked! Why the prayers and the sex over again! I got her out of me and said am done!

she felt bad but it didn't matter to me. I only knew we were being hypocritical.... So i left her this morning for church! At least to genuinely tell God how sorry i am for being a jerk! Praying and having sex....The highest form of deceit!

Who has had similar experience

Happy Sunday peeps

Praying nd committing fornication,dt iv u're unmarried or praying nd committing adultery dt iv u're married nt praying nd aving sex.

StephanieEzeh:
In my 100L in school, I caught a guy in my lodge sniffing my panties. I promised to report him to Papa (the caretaker) but he started pleading that it was the devil's work. After many hours of pleading, I allowed the matter to die. Throughout the short time he stayed in the lodge, he wasn't comfortable. He never dared look at me in the eyes and he would always feel embarrassed when with other lodge mates and I happen to show up in their midst. I know he would be thinking I had revealed it to some people in the hostel He didn't stay till his rent expired; he packed out to live with a cousin of his at the other side of town. He always avoided me on campus. I pity him sha; he was just silly

I think this act is not only disgusting but shameful! Most guys do it at the slightest opportunity they get! I don't know what they benefit from such!!! I wonder the type of sexual pleasure they get Perverts!

I smell lies!

lumzybo:
STUPIDITY is when u ain't scared of phone intimacy buh you are scared doing it 4 real.

Wake up!!! 2mrw myt be too late

What an ideaology!!!

nightmile:
See this mumu, you guys are recognized as slaves. Slave at home and abroad. Yoruba's rich history and tradition are celebrated abroad. Since yanmiris do not have history so they have to be remembered as slaves.

Home nd abroad u'd say?? My frnd u're in a place far away from reality,igbos are never recognised as slaves abroad instead they display their enterprenure skills in a legitimate way. Com to tink of it,igbos out there are making it big in a legitimate way notin av been said abt ur tribe.

Holyfield1:
Igbo kwenu yeeehhh...Won a so e nu yeeehhhh
Why are you people so crude?I was expecting to see beautiful houses not mud huts
Una just dey disgrace us home and abroad,Sha no carry ur Biafra go vagina,sorry Virginia

They're simply proud of their culture bro. Lemme go straight to the point,how many like this av ur tribe built?? Jux go straight to d ansa nd dnt beat arnd d bush!

seunfunmi33:
In 2012, I was transferred to ibadan. I have lots of girlfriends in lagos and don't want to date any new girl in ibadan, so me and my friend that was transferred to ibadan together became regulars at a brothel. Me and my friend had just 2 customers we patronize.

6 months later (early 2013) I was transferred back to Lagos . After I left, I do invite one of the girls to Lagos because she is too good in bed till I lost her contact when my phone got lost (December 2013).

We all travelled home yesterday due to sallah celebration. I was surprised when I saw my younger brother come with the prostitute in ibadan and introduced her to me as his fiancee. I just stood there not knowing what to do because I was expecting the girl to feel somehow and but she didn't even show any fear. Throughout the day She was everywhere cooking and joking with everybody around there.

I thought she was pretending not to know me but I didn't confront her, so I asked for some of her pix from my brother and sent it to that my friend if he knows the girl and he was quick to tell me that's the girl I do bleep in ibadan. But when I told him of the relationship between my brother and the girl, he told me to tell our parents and my brother so they can cancel the relationship that the girl isn't worth it.

Now am confused, I don't know if the girl is pretending or she doesn't recognize me anymore because of her numerous customers. I don't know if I should tell my brother or just keep quiet. Advice me pls

Another folklore on the loose!

I'm a student of a tertiary instituition, i need help financially. My parent are nt too strong financially nd i urgently need some amout to buy some handouts. Pls i'll kindly appreciate ur effort. Thks in advance.
U can quote me so dat i'll send my account details to u..

forgiveness:
bhuahhahahahahhahah! i not laugh small oo. Covenant maybe but Unilag bwwhahahahahahah! i no fit laugh small oo..

Ok, show us pictures.

Wateva!

Stop overhyping! Wat's ova thr is also here nd even better... Pay a visit to covenant hostels & unilag hostels nd see wat i'm saying

Loveren:
Based on true life story. Five years ago a prophet of GOD told a female cousin of mine that her real man that GOD has prepared for her will come for her(a medical doctor precisely) after some years, though she was in a relationship as at that time, so after five years since the prophesy the man a medical doctor has actually been disturbing her for months now, this man wont just give up (even though she just got married two months ago with another man), and he is even ready to fight with her husband, confirming the prophecy of the man of GOD five years ago.

Now she is emotionally down and dont know what to do, even though her husband is caring but this doctor is GOD's plan for her.

Nairalanders what decision will you advice her to take as at this moment?


Mature answers are needed please.

Pls stop painting God in a way that doesnt portrait him. God is nt the author of confusion. Iv a medical doctor was designed to marry her nd she made her own choice,God wouldnt make dat so called ''medical doctor'' willing to fight her husband jux to get her attention..

Hi guys,i've been aving this kind of tin for some time n. I cant confidently walk up to a girl nd ask her out. Even iv i do i dnt knw d ryt words to use nd i'll just end up having a normal conversation.. Please i want u guys to help me out

carik:
Bro,the plight should be made known to the public.Most people don't know what these students pass through.If you don't speak out,they will keep serving you poo and that's what ruins the country.
Btw i can't recognise you with that username.
Can you identify yourself?

I'm a yct ND fresher.. Wat abt u?

carik:
Things have worsened in yaba college of technology after the school has refused to begin the sale of hostel accommodation form a month after resumption.

The school authority has given no reason for it and the students suffer and go through a lot.

Its bad to see students who come from different parts of the country and have no relative in lagos sleep in classrooms to meet up with lectures and assignments.

Most of them have resorted to sleeping in classes.
It is very bad to see students wash their clothes and dry it in classroom to the extent of taking their bath outside classes and all corners of the school very early in the morning around 4 a.m

It has been happening for many years and nothing is done about it.

We need the authorities to see this because it is inhumane

Mods please help out

Carik aw va u nau? Guy u fall hand oo,shey na wetin u do n naim go make dem release hostel form on time? #I_rep_YCT

dayosaurus:
Lwkmd. Op please don't bad mouth My Alma mater.

This is part of 'school passing through you ', it's part of school life now meant to be enjoyed. We all passed through it n today we laugh anytime we remember.

I Hope The bed bug of MELB BLOCK AND SMBS ARE GIVING YOU PROPER ORIENTATION.


Even when they open hostel self, only a privileged few will get

Bros those Melb classes are the worst especially MELB 3-12. Na thr be d head quarters of bed bugs

I've been battling dis question in statics which have been proving too difficult. So i decided to share it with this forum to see iv i could get hints on how to tackle it.
The question goes thus: The resultant of three coplanar forces is (60N,226degree). If two of the forces are (65N,90degree) and (120N,340degree) determine the magnitude and direction of the third force.