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To the architects and the engineers in the house, how many bags of cement will be enough to plaster a standard three bedroom bungalow

Anybody with the link to watch the match live pls!!

any link to watch the match online??

Please any link to watch the match online??

With factory fitted Ac and Aloy rim

My friend nobody will buy this car at that amount reduce your price if you want serious buyer

The blame of death of the passengers is ours as a country....we failed them! Everybody failed them! The pilot was an hero...he landed the plane on the roof of the building. if the claim of 20minutes before explosion is correct, then we are guilty of their death. 20minutes is a lot of time to save as many as were alive and unconscious in the plane. In a country where things work, 20minutes is a lot of time. The pilot made a distress call 11 nautical miles away, and yet no emergency rescue operation on ground! This is ridiculous. Corruption has killed Nigeria! This is madness! Why do people sacrifice human lives for material gain in Nigeria...why...why...why...this is heartbreaking! Where are we going as a nation? Nowhere is safe again in Nigeria...all our leaders are corrupt...Silver in court and EFCC net for alleged N2B fraud; Ibori has been sentenced by u.k court,Bankole has been arrested by EFCC for fraud ....that's what we see and read every day about our leaders!
Oh Nigeria, why hath thou finished!!!

THERE was a mild drama on Wednesday at the ongoing House of Representatives probe on subsidy regime, as one of the major oil importers, Mallam Saminu

Rabiu, who was paid N2.3 billion from the petroleum subsidy fund, took to his heels immediately he was asked to go having claimed that he was sick.

Mallam Rabiu, Managing Director of Almimui Resources, Lagos, who appeared along with one Aminu Mohammed before the panel, did not come with any medical report and other relevant documents to support his claim.

The drama started when the chairman of the committee, Honourable Farouk Lawan, demanded the actual amount paid the company as subsidy, the staff strength of the company and the documents to back up his claims of importation and why he appeared before the committee casually.

Rather than providing answers to the questions asked by the panel, Mallam Rabiu kept mute and used sign language to direct Mallam Mohammed to take over from him.

Addressing the panel, Mallam Mohammed said that the company received N2.3 billion as fuel subsidy in 2011 and that the company had about six staff, stressing that Mallam Rabiu had been bedridden for a year now.

Mallam Mohammed further stunned the panel when he said that he knew nothing about the company and that he was not in the company’s employ when it took the N2.3 billion fuel subsidy fund.

According to him, “I only accompanied Mallam Rabiu to this panel right away from the hospital where he had been bedridden for a long time now, because of the respect we have for the panel. You can look at him; he looks sick.”

At this stage, Honourable Lawan, who was sympathetic towards Mallam Rabiu, asked the other members of the panel to allow him to go and appear before the panel with relevant documents at a later date.

Honourable Lawan had hardly finished his address when Mallam Mohammed and Rabiu vacated their seats, walked sluggishly outside the venue and Rabiu took to his heels to the amazement of journalists and onlookers.

Meanwhile, the panel alleged that Vitol Oil Company aided and abetted illicit oil trading by some Nigerian importers by circumventing the regulations of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

Other multinational companies invited by the panel, Transfigura, Sahara Energy and Duke Oil, are to appear before the committee on Tuesday, February 14, to clarify the level of their participation in the importation and delivery of petroleum products to the Nigerian companies that allegedly benefitted from over N1.7 trillion subsidy between 2006 and now.

The panel had while reviewing documents submitted by the Nigerian Ports Authority (NPA) and various importers, alleged that Vitol evaded payment of levies on mother vessels and failed to adhere to international best practice on exportation of petroleum products.

To ascertain the claims of various importers and marketers, the committee asked Vitol to produce relevant documents, including the list of companies that bought petroleum products in Nigeria, especially the Mobil importation documents worth N1.3 billion.

But the Managing Director of Vitol Oil, Rodney Gavshon, disclosed that the company had never issued any bill of laden to Wogul and that the company ceded collaboration with NNPC as a business decision.

He explained that the company paid three major levies, namely security, inspection and STS operation but that the company was not aware of any other duties and that there was no payment on mother vessel to the Federal Government.     http://tribune.com.ng/index.php/front-page-news/35716-fuel-subsidy-drama-as-sick-importer-takes-to-his-heels

A married businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500.
He spent the night with her but before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him and promised to have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office he regrets what he has done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for $250 instead and enclosed the following type-written note:

"Dear Madam:
Enclosed you will find a cheque in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression that
1) it had never been occupied;
2) that there was plenty of heat; and
3) that it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for $250 with the following note:

"Dear Sir,
First of all, I cannot understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely.
As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlady.
Send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady."

Also yesterday, Tinubu described his case as political persecution and challenged the complainants to bring their proof, if they had any against him.

Addressing reporters after the sitting, Tinubu said: “I believe in the rule of law and constitutional democracy and the respect for the judiciary, believing equally that those who allege must prove beyond reasonable doubt. The substance of the case, I don’t even know.

“They said I operated foreign accounts; they have not shown me statements of account, they are yet to provide information, even though under the Freedom of Information Act they are expected to do that; they have not provided me the amount; is it from the state money? Is it from Lagos State or from my almajiri exercise or efforts? They have not shown me.

“Suddenly, they pounced on me with a new charge; amended charge this morning in the court premises. That one, I have not seen at all. I don’t know what the charge is. Anybody who knows me knows that I maintain an open-door policy. My address is known throughout this country. They gave excuses there again that they had to drop the summons in my office because they couldn’t locate me. That, I believe is a fabrication.

“The question is, this is all politics.com. Nigeria is facing a very crucial challenge in our democratic dispensation; in our institutional building. The focus of service and development to this country is very crucial at this hour. I think we should wait for them to see and prove whatever they have, but, to me clearly, we should concentrate on the security, the welfare and developmental requirement of our nation.”

As he walked to the BWW Sport Utility Vehicle in which he rode out of the court premises, Tinubu’s supporters chanted: “On your mandate we shall stand, on your mandate we shall stand, on your mandate, on your mandate, on your mandate we shall stand!”

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Please my fellow Nairalander let us try to help this man

A proud Mum whispered to her 3 daughters after their weddings, "My beauties, don't forget to txt me your experience of the first night, " After 1 week, the first daughter sent an sms "NESCAFE" to the Mum while the 2nd txt "BENSON & HEDGES". The Mum bemused by the messages, picked her tin of Nescafe and read from the label "Fantastic till the last drop". She also went to her hubby's packet of cigarette, written on it was "Extra Long, King size", She blushed! For their age she wasn't much worried but decided to wait for her 3rd daughter's experience. After a few days, she received a PostCard which was written "Arik: Lagos-Kano". She quickly called ARIK Air Information Desk and was told "It's 3 times daily,7 days a week & 75 minutes flight both ways". She just slumped & fainted! this man go kill my Daughter)'

A bottle of beer sells for -#180 at a local joint. Some pple drink an average of 5 bottles a day ,dat makes it 35 bottles a wk. In a yr ,dat makes it 1820 bottles amounting to =#327,600. For 30yrs ,it wl amt to =#9.8 million !! Aaba some men av drank Bungalows ,Duplexes and Estates !!! Worth of *beer*, Save a future PLSSS .SHAYO NA BASTARD !!!,

A guy was sent 2 deliver a live chicken in Lagos.On his way,a careles cyclist made him fall off d bike letin loose d chicken.D chicken imediately took 2 its heels.D guy on seein d chicken flyin away started laughin&wen asked y,he said:"see dis mumu chicken where does it knws in Lagos wen d adres is wit me,

A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly
burnt ears and the doctor asked him: How did you get your ears so badly
burnt?

PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat bwoy caal mi upon mi cell
phone, and insteada me ansa the phone, me pick up de iron and ansa it.

DOCTOR: OK. That explains one ear. But how do you explain the other ear?

PATIENT: The bumbastic eediat call me back,

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating For over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less, She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating For over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less, She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms

leting everybody prove himself we shall no the hoter out of we both

I believe if we receive hate messages and we don't go ahead to try to verify the authenticity we are as bad as the people that sent the messages ourselves.

I am sure the guy that started this thread is a PDP sponsored guy and if you keep giving him the credit without questioning the authenticity or where he gets the facts from then, he is the enemy instead.[color=#990000][/color]

Thank you, just leave them by the time INEC release the result of NASS those enemy of progress will bite their finger. The game starts 2morrow. Watch out !!!!!!

I dont know what these people at the helm of affairs are taking us for. Look at the man that has been souting all this while that INEC is ready to conduct credible election is now turning back. Upon billions of naira been collected he still complaining about logistics which type of logistics let's ask him (JEGA) is he going to heaven to print ballot paper?

So it is you people.SEAL777 AND HIS PAYMASTERS
The grave you are digging is for you and your paymasters
That is good for you. Amen

@Gbawe thanks for the analysis, am not a politician but let us put sentiment apart this man called Tinubu has been alone especially 2003 to 2007 and he had been resisting all the presure from the rulling party up till date. Had it been he has decamp to the rulling party what will be the story today. South west will not have alternative than to be following People Deceiving people called party. Is better to appreciate his efforts now and join force with him to send all these stangers (PDP) presently occuping our father's land( NIGERIA)away .

I now no why u are souting Tinubu's name all this while. In this era of kick the POLIO called PDP out out of this great country Nigeria that u are still campaining for People Deceiving People oo, anyway u don loose already sorry for that.

NextNigeriaPresidentbyGod'sgrace

I dont know why people dont appreciate what they have untill they loose it. Who is this man called Fashola before 2007 ? Tinubu fought galantly for his nomination, this cause alot of controversies in the party but Tinubu used the maturity and resolved every thing amicably. He was the only AD governor left after 2003 election and ever sine he has been fighting for us from this wicked people called PDP. I beg stop abusing him, if we have ten people like him in the south west. Who will reckon with people like OBJ.

Where is the joke!

@Lagosboy that is true talk, majority of them are not lagos resident not to talk of voter'card that will enable them to vote. By the time we vote PDP out of Nigeria not Lagos alone his unblela wife will not believe her eyes.

Fashola for president 2015 by God's grace, Oti-se-se-ooo

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