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House, pls leave the guy alone. He is not well lets try and help him by taking him to Yaba Apa Osi that is where he belongs

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating For over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less, She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms

Mr. Leonard was looking for an important document when He discovered 12pcs of condoms in her wife’s Box. Knowing fully well that he does not use condom for his wife decided to keep silent. The second day he checked the box and the no has reduced to 9pcs, the third day it reduced to 5pcs, the fourth day he found 3pcs and till when there is no stock on his wife’s box again. As a consultant to Mr. Leo on marital affairs your advice is needed before his wife will order for another stock.

Mr. Leonard was looking for an important document when He discovered 12pcs of condoms in her wife’s Box. Knowing fully well that he does not use condom for his wife decided to keep silent. The second day he checked the box and the no has reduced to 9pcs, the third day it reduced to 5pcs, the fourth day he found 3pcs and till when there is no stock on his wife’s box again. As a consultant to Mr. Leo on marital affairs your advice is needed before his wife will order for another stock.

Wetin you go do if u dey inside plane dey travel and suddenly the pilot says " I salute una ladies and gentlemen my name na John I be cleaner for this plane before but as the pilot no report for duty on time, na Im I press one button, true,true the plane comot for ground, the only problem now be how we go land becos ebe like say na the atlantic ocean i dey see so"

A senior student beats his junior simply because he was rude, the English Master saw him, and these are conversations between them
English Teacher – Why did you beat him?
Senior Student – He rude
English Teacher – Heeeeen (expects him to correct himself)
Senior Student – He rudor
English Teacher – Jesus Christ of Nazareth
Senior Student – He rudest
English Teacher – yeeeeh
Senior Student – He rudely rudor
English Teacher – Haaaaaaaa
Senior Student – ANI ORIMI FIN (after guessing and try by error method)
English Teacher – (Shaking his head) Shame on you simple English you cannot spoke
Senior Student – Oga Teacher na wa oooo

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating For over a year, and so we decided to get married.

There was only one little thing bothering me, It
was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less, She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than
a nice view.

It had to be deliberate because she never did it
when she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to
check
the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
me that she had
feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me
that
she wanted me just once before I got married and
committed my life
to
her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are

very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family!"
And the moral of this story is:

, Guess what, I was heading for my car where I kept my condoms.

Esther breakthrough pls house beware oooooooo

Esther breakthrough pls house beware oooooooo

are u sure all these vacancies are geniue, i doubt ur presentation and composition

no address or e-mail on the posting pls

I am Chartered Accountant with more than six years experience. I lost my current job in May this year, house pls help me i need another job urgently my no is 08034260757. Thanks

Ester breakthrough or what did you call yourself, everyday na for the thief one day na for the owner i know God will definately catch you one day

Congrats my brother pray for us ooo

no address on the info