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Today is my birthday...Nairalanders show some love
1,000 likes for me

I.S.L.A.M.B.A.D

I just dey laff as people don dey craze for English, the correct one is
''Have you taken your bath?''
Abeg, I know say I f**k up
Pardon me abeg

Pls pls pls don't like my comment

Anybody who likes this comment shall run mad

lilspiceyy:
I have hrd dis story countless times.

Bro abeg e don do..No likes for u

PhockPhockMan:
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Rev Father Mbaka, APC spiritual navigator.

Scammers.


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Fool, it's crystal clear that u didn't read the whole epistle

I laff in greek....There is more to this

Lol

Should Buhari be given of the First Nigeria ''Tourist president''

Click like if you agree and Share if you disagree

kobonaire:
your post is as pathetic as your N100 bread story ...

Na in make u carry that one for head abi..

Boko Haram is Obama
Obama is Boko Haram
Obama why

BOKO HARAM =OBAMA
Do you realise they've got the same alphabets

FriedPlantain:
You laugh that I'd rather earn 30k as a graduate in a small company than 100k in an oil company working as a cleaner?

This is where young graduates get it wrong, everything isn't just about money, money, money. Do you agree with me that a young graduate with over 5 solid years experience in a small audit firm earning 30k has a better chance of earning 300k soon enough with his wealth of experience compared to his graduate counterpart that works as a cleaner in an oil company and has vast years of experience mopping floors and mixing detergents? He also has a higher career prospect as well.


Friedplantain

Please sir Is Fried plantain the same as Roasted plantain

INTROVERT:
yea, very true

Introvert you again? Will you marry me?

HungerBAD:
Describe the punishment.

It's self explanatory

Difficulties and trials are a part of every traveler’s journey in life. Sometimes they make us and other times they break us and piece us together into something different. Either way, we come out of these difficulties a different person than we were when we went in. That is the nature of trials.

Be still and know that I am God: 10 ways to recognize God’s power in times of trouble. Some may turn to God in their difficulties, but what happens when we feel that God has abandoned us and forced us to face the darkness alone? Here are seven things to remember when you feel like God has abandoned you.

God loves you

God is your father, and He loves you with a love that is perfect and unending. You can trust in that. Because you are His child, He cares for you, watches over you, protects you and even mourns with you. We are put here in families with parents so we can understand the bond between parent and child. That love is only a fraction of the love your Heavenly Father feels for you. In the scriptures we are told that charity never faileth. Charity is pure love, and God’s love will never fail you. Learn to love Him too so you can more fully feel His love around you.

Sometimes a good cry is necessary

Sometimes the anger and hate of the world is so painful that we harden our hearts so we can’t feel the pain. The trouble with closing our hearts to pain is that once it’s closed, love is also locked out. A good cry can help fix what sometimes needs to be broken. The pain and sorrow of a broken heart leaves spaces that God can fill –- that you can feel. A broken heart allows you to cry over the pain and sorrow of your trials, and allows God’s love to heal the broken parts. In order for you to know God is there, you have to be able to feel His presence.

God will come to you if you ask

Often when we feel abandoned, the last thing we want to do is talk to the one who we feel has betrayed us. When it comes to God, however, the best thing you can do is talk to Him and tell Him how you feel. As your father, He wants to hear from you as often as you are willing to let Him be a part of your life. Not only will God listen to every prayer you speak, but He will come to you every time you ask for Him. He may not answer every prayer exactly the way you would like Him to, and He may not answer them immediately, but He will sit with you and comfort you while you wait. If you want God to walk with you, it’s important that you talk to Him. Just ask.

God sees the end from the beginning

Because we are small human beings in a big world, we are so limited in our ability to see beyond what’s right in front of us. God, on the other hand, is a supreme being, the creator of the universe, and more importantly, the creator of us. He knows where you’re broken and where you need mending. He also knows the experiences needed to heal you. Each trial is part of the perfecting process so when we stand before Him, we can be our best selves. We do not see what He sees nor can we know what He knows. What we can do is trust that each experience He gives us is given to help us grow, to give us experience and to point us in the direction we need to go. Trust Him.

God is a God of goodness

Everything that is good comes from God. By the same token, everything that comes from God is good, even the hard things. If God is asking you to walk a certain path, know that it is for your good, for your better understanding and for your learning. God wouldn’t require you to do something that was going to damage your soul. He is a God that desires to lift you up and make you better than you are. Sometimes, it is our own choices that put us in situations that are dangerous. When you find yourself in any situation that is not good, get out! God will not be there. God is a God of goodness and you will find Him in places of light. If you want to find God, look for those places of light and walk there.

We’re not meant to suffer alone

Isolation can cause loneliness, discouragement and depression. It can rob people of their hope, their will and their self-worth. Trusted friends, on the other hand, can encourage, support, and ground us. They can guide us through troubled waters, offer a hand to hold and cheer us up when our hearts are heavy. A trusted friend can remind us of who we are and where we want to be. Some have been where we are before and can give us a far better perspective on how to travel safely to the other side. A good friend is God’s way of sending an angel.

God never abandons His children

God is a God of love and a God of light. He is also our true father, a father who will never abandon His children. Although the world’s fathers may, at times, fail their children, God is perfect and will never ever fail you. You are his precious, beautiful child and although He may at times test you, He will never, ever forsake you. Of this promise you can be sure. Believe in Him and keep moving forward.

cc: lalasticlala

Aareonakakanfo:
Stfu! kneegrow . ilisan is remo not ijebu. there are 33 remo towns. ilisan and ikenne are one of them thief! so because ilisan is close to ijebu in distance makes it ijebu right? if ijebu is the largest ethnic group in nigeria then why categorize it under yoruba again. is yoruba not an ethnic group? and monkey know your history. ijebu is different from yoruba. Ask your foolish king.

Not until your imbecilic mother see this

Aareonakakanfo:
-Stop this your jebusite nonsense! that's typical of *b*s

-ijebu is not the largest ethnic group! Ijebus are not larger than Yorubas, Igbos or Hausas

-Awolowo was not ijebu, he was remo from ikenne

-There's no evidence folorunso alakija is from ijebu

-The first Nigerian to play in the premier league is Efan ekoku

Bottom line is the chest beating is unneccessary

Fool, can't u just get sense for once..I am Ijebu,Ilisan which is just a 50 naira bike to Ikenne.....''ijebu is not the largest ethnic group! Ijebus are not larger than Yorubas, Igbos or Hausas''...What is the difference btwn Ijebu and Yoruba....RIYE abi wat is this one saying

How many likes for the IJEBUS

1) Ijebu's were the first people to have contact with Europeans in 14th Century.

2. Ijebu's were the first to be educated by western education.

3. Ijebu is the largest Ethnic group in Nigeria.

4. First people to manufacture gear of wars in history of Nigeria.

5. First people to contend the slavery extortion in the region.

6. The first people to invent money made from Cowry shell, later made Coin called PANADORA
which was acceptable through Africa and Europe.

7. Ijebu is the only tribe in Nigeria that has its origin from bible days.

8. According to the Biblical account; the Jebusites were a Canaanite tribe who inhabited and build Jerusalem prior to its conquest by king David.

9. Ijebu was the first indigenous CLERK to European missionaries.

10. The Europeans Observers found them more intelligent than the other groups in Nigeria.

11. When Oduduwa was blind, Ijebu king (fifth Awujale) was the one to provide remedy to restore the sight.

12. Ijebu known for Sociability, Integrity and Handwork.

13. Ijebu was the one to raise agitation from emancipation from Colonialism.

14. Ijebu king (Orimolusi) was the second Oba appointed by Colonial master for London Conference in 1957 to negotiate independence.

15. Chief Obafemi Awolowo was the first individual in the modern era to be named leader of the Yoruba's ( Asiwaju Omo Oodua)

16. The richest black woman in the world, Mrs Folorunsho Alakija is an Ijebu woman.

17. Ijebu man was the first to play in English premier league in early 60.

18. Ijebu famous with Egungun festival, Agemo festival, Ileya festival, e.t.c.

19. Mike Adenuga, an Ijebu man was first Nigerian to single highhandedly own oil mining
and telecommunication ( GLO).

20. Ijebu man was first musician to perform outside the shore of Nigeria.
What a Great National!
The regional capital is Ijebu- Ode.
The commercial capital is Sagamu.
The spiritual capital is Ijebu - Igbo.
I'm proud to be an Ijebu Guy!!!
GREAT IJEBUITES!!!

cc: lalasticlala ishilove

I still dey chew am sef

kamair237:
il est pas comme ce.... ces deux ont le monopole premier à commenter ... good voir françaises sur NL ..

Oui ça m'a fait rire vraiment, sérieusement Comme deux d'entre eux sont tellement obsédé avec la FTC et parfois je me demande ce qu'ils en retirent

Yeyebrity marriage no dey last na.....Meanwhile what's the meaning of Jaden &Jamie?....Na wa o

First picture: Buhari is showing his number thirty toolz
Second picture:GEJ be like ''You know say I be failure but make I kukuma shake u''

tym92:
space bukar, c wea u land urslf

Johannesburg or South Africa?....Hahahha....Jozi na Southy capital...He don dey think say I be mumu be that o!

hamzakito:
My father is a dull**d

Yes I know

kamair237:
Je dédie ce à PMB ...à ma famile .... pour tous ceux en dessous de moi ... et à tous les étrangers sur Nairaland ...
FTC après un mois sur ohh douce NL ..

Donc, parce que vous faites FTC maintenant, voilà pourquoi vous êtes en liesse comme personne qui a gagné des millions de naira ..... Certaines personnes peuvent être ennuyeux atimes ... Introverti et Freemanan où êtes-vous?

Get her a packet of CD

I once gave my ex a 100naira bread on her birthday,Actually I wanted to know if she truly love me or just after my money..
I actually wanted to propose to her that day so I kept the ring inside the bread hoping to make it a surprise right in-front of her friends
Guess what she did...She flinged the bread away and started calling me names......I then picked up bread and opened it right infront of eveyone she then started crying,all her friends were now begging me that she's sorry bla bla bla, I left them and since that day I've never called her even tho she sent alot of messages,called me severally which i refused to pick
Na so I eliminate that gold digger from my life o

Hmmm.....wetin e fit do sef?