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mekadinho:
HAUSA GUYS? ON THEMSELVES? GREAT NEWS, LET IT CONTINUE LIKE THAT, YORUBAS ON YORUBAS, IGBOS ON IGBO, IJAWS ON IJAWS; ESP FULANIS ON FULANIS, THEY SHOULD LEAVE INNOCENT BENUE CITIZENS ALONE.

Upandeveh!

Saklekplus:
No



I don't know that u have sharp brain like this, this is the same question I wanted to ask, abi her parents don't have any relatives?, where is her mother

Ask Google

ozoigbondu:
Call me heartless but personally i believe this chibok girls is a big scam but since it is one of APC main changing campaign points and promises buhari must produce them within two months after he must have crushed boko haram

NO EXCUSES

You are right, I was on operation at Damboa few miles from Chibok during that incident, there was no sign of abduction or whatsoever. all are scam. The president was right when He boldly said there was no abduction, but it amazed me when He retracted his speech

tit:
na apc people!
theives.
they will remain opposition for life.

Still Dreaming

eleko1:
Trying to advertise her selling point/trade but got whipped by sex starved Soldiers who shud be exercising their super ted power in Borno.But come again,some lady with their ill mannered/temper attitude.Hope she's not somebody wife sha

That's all you wish, always looking for our soldier's weak point in Borno, but sorry you knew nothing about Ethic of military

PDP has exhausted all their LIES, is too late RIP PDP

TVTKOKO:
may the mixture of Sango and amadioha strike your mouth!

wetin be Sango?

The man na YOLOBA

multicast:
I am a fervent reader on Nairaland and i dont miss this forum in 1 day, i have seen people share their concerns here and a lot of people have contributed through their comments, though some are hillarious while others are on point. i will appreciate matured responses.

I did not marry a stranger to start with and its why i am very pained cuz i come here on nairaland and see how people get frustrated about their marriage based on cogent reasons but mine is different.

first of all, I got married in february and am already very tired of my wife, not because she isnt very sexy or good in bed as other may experienced but because my wife starts arguments from little things as little as why did u miss my call, even if its a BBM call thats dependent of network, after hours of begging i have to end up with uncountable "am sorry".

secondly, my wife find it very easy to engage in malice for days without bothering to reconcile, and i have to talk to her over again and make her see reason why such act is not good in marriage, for which she will later apologize and the next day or same day she is back again in another episode.

thirdly, every man love to be respected, when my wife starts her drama about missed call or other flimsy excuses, she starts talking to me like am her junior brother, calling me names and after noticing how mad i am with her, she will apologize but always repeat such act.

i feel the amount of love and attention she gets from me is too much and i am beginning to think i should make her understand what it feels like to have a frustrated marriage. though am yet to do that.

i honestly am not perfect but i have never used any harsh word while addressing her even when she is obviously wrong, i dont do so because i know the feeling when she use them for me. i wish i could anyway.

i grew up in a place where women are highly regarded and well treated and maybe its affecting me because i also help her do chores and i dont push all the house work to her as most men do.

i noticed i am always very unhappy and depressed the moment she comes up with this episodes and it may be because i love her so much and this is beginning to affect how i study and i might be forced to push her away first by not giving her attention as i used to.

My fellow Nairalanders, i respect ur opinion, hillarious ones and reasonable ones, marriage is not a bed of roses, i love my wife and i am not cheating on her, i am 100% married to her alone but her attitude is frustrating and i might have to leave her in the end. i hope i get lucky and this make FP so i can learn from experienced members before i take a decision, as we speak she has began the malice episode with me and if i dont apologize to her in 3 days, she is ready to go that far too.

Though I came in very late, but in as much as you said she kept apologizing, good in bed, and what you mentioned so far are not serious factors to affect marriage at all. Guy am a experienced married man for 7 years now. such things arises in all marriages if you don't know. but It depends on how you the man controls them. I don't see anything wrong with your wife, is like you guys are too novice in the marriage. I see something missing in you, not your wife and you failed to bring it out for your love to boost. Go and reason about it, she Loved you, all thses not picking my calls, BBM is no issue at all, you can easily control them by mere ignoring. check your self, something is wrong

Babyboy1986:
APC supporters the problem of lagos

RIP to the dead

Vote not fight

Then who are the people fighting with them? You also appeared as a political Freak

TheBlue5:
I was reading the CNN news article, that the Igbo could be the lost tribe of Gad.

Wait, wait, 'Could be' you mean they are!?"

Now one of the reporters says that "they lack evidence". Well let me show you evidence!

Argument#1: "The Igbo people started calling themselves Jews in the 18th century, so it's a new theory that they cannot be Jews!"

Well, bible scholars started calling Jesus a Jew in the 18th century as well. In fact the word 'jew' started in the 18th century. Does that mean that Jesus & the Jews in Israel are not Jews? Absolutely Not! In fact the Igbo people use to call themselves Hebrews and not Jews before the 'white' people came, even the slave owners did. The slave owners had a sign they put up that said "Fine...the Heeboes"

Argument# 2: "The Igbo name for 'Eri' does not sound like the Hebrew name for 'Eri'"

Umm haha you do know that the Igbo language and hebrew language are two different languages right? Of course they're not going to sound the same!

Argument#3: "they lack evidence"

HMM

• Evidence # 1:

"Paleo-Hebrew Script has been found in various places in the Igbo Territories of Nigeria."

Paleo-hebrew is Ancient Hebrew language if the Igbo people are not Israelites then how did they get their hands on Paleo-Hebrew Script?

Not convincing? Here is more!

• Evidence #2:

"Drawings like unto the Mogen David, Star of David have been found in various places of Igboland prior to missionary arrival to Nigeria."

If the Igbo are not Israelites then how did they get not one but MANY stars of David in their hands?

Still need some more?

• Evidence #3:

“One scholar who visited Iboland, saw a swastika there and questioned how the Ebos/Hebrews could have this symbol and be Jewish. Sar Amariel answered the question stating, ‘This is an ancient Hebrew symbol that represents the sun…’” – Document: Tabernacle Congregation Prayer Yeshiva to HRM A.E. Chukwuemeka-Eri (Ezerora 34th and KAK Ji Ofor Igbo) King of the Igbos


And indeed swastikas have been found on the reliefs of ancient synagogues in Israel. No wonder the Nazis adopted this symbol to imply they were like the sun and greater that the Star of David."

Need EVEN MORE EVIDENCE?!?!

• Evidence #4 (my favorite):

The Stone Throne at Obu-Gad with the Paleo-Hebrew Inscription at the foot of the throne as well as the onyx stone. It is interesting to note that the stone representing Gad (as well as the other Tribes) in the Priestly shoulder stones was made of onyx, which is black (Ex. 39:6-7). In December 1997 a onyx stone found at the palace of Obu-Gad, the traditional site where Gad’s son Eri settled was found an onyx stone that bore the Paleo-Hebrew inscription “GAD” upon it which the King Solomon Sephardic Federation confirmed the authenticity of the inscription.

This stone throne is reminiscent of Gad’s memorial altar in Joshua chapter 22 in which they did not sacrifice upon but …

In time to come your children might speak unto our children, saying, What have ye to do with the Lord God of Israel? For the Lord hath made Jordan a border between us and you, ye children of Reuben and children of Gad; ye have no part in the Lord: so shall your children make our children cease from fearing the Lord. Therefore we said, Let us now prepare to build us an altar, not for burnt offering, nor for sacrifice: But that it may be a witness between us, and you, and our generations after us, that we might do the service of the Lord before him with our burnt offerings, and with our sacrifices, and with our peace offerings; that your children may not say to our children in time to come, Ye have no part in the Lord. Therefore said we, that it shall be, when they should so say to us or to our generations in time to come, that we may say again, Behold the pattern of the altar of the Lord, which our fathers made, not for burnt offerings, nor for sacrifices; but it is a witness between us and you. – Josh. 22:24b-28

Conclusion: The fact that the word 'Gad' was written in PALEO-HEBREW and not any other language must mean one thing: The biblical Gad and the Igbo 'Gad' are the same people, because this would mean that the word 'Gad' on the onyx stone has the same meaning of the biblical Gad which means "A troop" since both are written in Hebrew.

Now tell me if the Igbo people are not Israelites then how did they get the Paleo-Hebrew script, the Gad onyx stone, and the stars of David!?!?

Need more evidence? Hmm can I slap you? Anyways Here!

• Evidence #5:

In 1917 the British discovered, about 500 feet below the soil on the palace grounds a solid bronze Star of David indicating the Igbo people may have migrated from the ancient city of David. To commemorate this event, Nigerian kobo coins were minted with a Star of David on it.

Hmm if the Igbo are not Israelites then why do the Nigerian kobo coins have the Star of David on them?!?!

• Evidence #6:

Between 1938-1959 Archeologists led by Thurston Shaw at an Igbo-Ukwu excavation near Oaeri town unearthed what is believed to be a mask portraying an Igbo face. Also unearthed were bronze items, pots, bowls, etc., including a pot believed to be used in the coronation of Igbo Kings. Also found were bronze intricate beads that reflected wealth and artistic skill as well as attests to international trade by ancient Igbos. Some archeological dating tests suggest Igbos have occupied Nigeria as early as 3,000 BCE. Radio carbon dating of the objects suggests that Igbos occupied Nigeria before 800 CE. Much of the items found in this excavation seem to have a modified Egyptian design and or influence which would make since seeing as the first Igbo are said to have come from Egypt in the Pre-Exodus-Exodus.

Hmm! Who else came from Egypt other then the Igbo people? Oh yeah! The Israelites! And also apparently the Igbo people were not always in Nigeria since carbon dating says other wise! So, this would debunk the theory that the Igbo were always in Nigeria. Oh and here is another Argument: "The Igbo are a pre-adaminic race"

If you believe that then I suggest that you at least rip off a bunch of pages from your bible mostly from the book of genesis. No one! I mean No one is pre-ADAM God destroyed EVERYTHING and EVERYONE except for Noah and his family and the animals Noah saved! Last time I check Igbo people are humans! And all mordern day humans came from Noah! And Noah came from Adam, there is no such thing as a 'pre-Adam', Adam was the first man, the first human, Eve was the first woman, the SECOND human.

Credits go to www.hebrewigbo.com

You lack knowledge of classical Hebrew middle near east ranging from the 12th centuries BC. How can one man gave birth to twelve sons with immediate 12 different languages. That's where you Igbos missed forcing your selves to a spoken language of Israel which never exist. The last time it was Ephraim, now is Gad. These might completely be 12 clans or 12 families, not spoken languages. Emperor Shalmanesser IV in the 6th centuries BC destroyed the northen kingdom hence ten tribes were lost. Today no Jew can trace their origin to any conjectural "tribe of Israel" because it was never a spoken language. And the Igbos never maintain any type of script as common with the Hebrew, even their races. Igbos are Africans that's all, no pointless proof. Igbos outnumbered the Hebrews by two Today so how come the evolved from the Hebrews

The place I ever Dream of traveling to Is no where but IRAQ notably northern Baghdad

Castos:
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Why is Akwai Ibom much high like that?

My Opinion is that since, He is more than devil himself, He should be sentence to sexual intercourse by 100 prostitute until He joins his stupid ancestors in Hell

Krystalxxx:
Hmmm nice thread . But the girls I know don't lie about their age So I don't get the point here....personally if I was thirty I wouldn't lie about it

Then you fall among the remaining 2% that don't Lie about their age

The Mad Woman na YOLOBA

You should have turn to incredible Hulk

This is serous, Infections that causes 2 to 3 months stoppage of Menstrual circle is Sepsis , But this case of 10 months might have result from acute Urinary Track Infection and mostly are Bacterial . This is serious Guy, gather money and see a qualify Doctor before the situation get out of hand. I have never heard of acute Sepsis before. Any stress to the body...be it physical or emotional can effect hormone and chemical levels, thereby effecting the menstrual cycle.

Sometimes a urinary tract infection, forms of staph infections, and infections of the pelvis can also change the menstrual cycle.
STD bacteria can also effect the timing of your period.

Remember to get any infections checked by a doctor, or any menstrual irregularities that haved stated and lasted for more than one cycle.

Sometimes, you cycle just wont come, will come late, last longer, last only a few days...etc for no reason at all and readjust itself the coming month.

But 10 months is deadly

Pators!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even if they are released, you will see multitude still patronizing their church.

shachris:
she start small dey give head....one guy with anaconda whip don rupture her thorax.

What of if it is a natural cause

chocolateme:
PLEASE, READ: THIS IS WHY EVERYBODY WANTS TO GO TO ABUJA.

If you don't understand why those who are in Abuja don't want to return and those who want to go are doing so at all cost, look at this information.

SPECIAL REPORT:
SALARY OF NIGERIAN SENATORS.

After reading through this Special Report, any sh[center][/center]red of doubt in the reader's mind that Nigeria is doomed and heading for a headlong, downward plummeting will simply dissipate. The details of the remuneration of an average Nigerian Senator is detailed below:

* Basic Salary (B.S) - N2,484,245.50
* Hardship Allowance (50% of B.S) - N1,242,122.70
* Constituency Allowance (200% of B.S) - N4,968,509.00
* Newspapers Allowance (50% of B.S) - N1,242,122.70
* Wardrobe Allowance (25% of B.S) - N621,061.37
* Recess Allowance (10% of B.S) - N248,424.55
* Accommodation (200% of B.S) - N4,968,509.00
* Utilities (30% of B.S) - N828,081.83
* Domestic Staff (70% of B.S) - N1,863,184.12
* Entertainment (30% of B.S) - N828,081.83
* Personal Assistants (25% of B.S) - N621,061.12
* Vehicle Maintenance Allowance (75% of B.S) - N1,863,184.12
* Leave Allowance (10% of B.S) - N248,424.55
* Severance Gratuity (300% of B.S) - N7,452,736.50
* Car Allowance (400% of B.S) - N9,936,982.00
* TOTAL MONTHLY SALARY = N29,479,749.00 ($181,974.00)
* TOTAL YEARLY SALARY = N29,479,749.00 x 12 = N353,756,988.00 ($2,183,685.00)
* EXCHANGE RATE: $1 = N162

LEGISLATORS PAY WORLDWIDE PER ANNUM
* Britain - $105,400.00
* United States - $174,000.00
* France - $85,900.00
* South Africa - $104,000.00
* Kenya - $74,500.00
* Saudi Arabia - $64,000.00
* Brazil - $157,600.00
* Ghana - $46,500.00
* Indonesia - $65,800.00
* Thailand - $43,800.00
* India - $11,200.00
* Italy - $182,000.00
* Bangladesh - $4,000.00
* Israel - $114,800.00
* Hong Kong - $130,700.00
* Japan - $149,700.00
* Singapore - $154,000.00
* Canada - $154 000.00
* New Zealand - $112,500.00
* Germany - $119,500.00
* Ireland - $120,400.00
* Pakistan - $3,500.00
* Malaysia - $25,300.00
* Sweden - $99 300.00
* Sri Lanka - $5,100.00
* Spain - $43,900.00
* Norway - $138,000.00

In terms of lawmakers’ salaries as a ratio of GDP per capita, the gap is even much wider. While the salary of a Nigerian lawmaker is 116 times the country’s GDP per person, that of a British member of parliament is just 2.7 times.

The average salary of Nigerian worker based on the national minimum wage is N18,000.00, So, the yearly salary is N18,000.00 x 12 = N216,000.00 ($1,333.00)
Remember, Yearly Salary of Nigerian Senator = $2,183,685.00.
Proportion: $2,183,685.00/$1,333.00 = 1,638
It will take an average Nigerian worker 1,638 years to earn the yearly salary of a Nigerian Senator.

Source: the economist

Legislators, both at d state & federal level are d problem of dis country. They only legislate into their pocket. Lets unite, mobilize & move against them begining with those thieves at the National Assembly. Pls read & send to all ur contact

Sorry is this Payment Monthly or Annually ?

This makes me sick, Madness of the highest Order, This is more than corruption

This makes me Sick

chymystique:
^^^ This got me lol.. Born again my butt! Imagine him saying they will open ChurCh? I guess they will name it "Born Again Church for Armed Robbers Inc".

This face doesnt look like a pastor's. He looks like a Professional Criminal! He should not be spared esp for using the word "pastor" as a form of camouflage... The Fact that he has being Caught before, entered Kirikiri and came out and still Continued shows that he is a hardened Criminal and robbery is a cankerworm that has eaten deep into him wella..

Bro forget, If He was eventually released and He opened a Church, You will be surprise the number of members that will Patronize him, and He will continue to steal from them.

Looser advising imaging

The man na YOLOBA

He has no wife then

free2ryhme:
Nigeria Police why now? he paid N10,000 after his brother have been killed,without proper investigation.tank God he dialled his number,the police man may sell the phone too.nawa oh

They Police even stole his phone, plus the N10,000

But PDP Won Rivers state with high margin, whats their problem?

Forgive those who tress pass against us