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Swagalord18: lol ...."the presser"
that number 6 happnd 2 me two dayz ago ....i tot it had stopd b4 den ....ddnt slip anymore dat nyt ..cos wen it happens 2 me once, ..it will repeat itself once i close my eyes ..even tho i'm not slipin...
I spent d whole nyt researching ...den i came up wit dat write up ..by some american doctor early dis year

wettin make us pass oyinbo na because say we are most religious. But guy, if u ask me, i will say forget wettin science dey talk about dat thing. Na pressing pressing winch jor. Lol

Asakel: Breaking news!!!
Arsenal are on top of the premier league table..
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That means 1tin....
ASUU will soon call off the strike.
*cheers*

liverpool still got outstandin match to play, that means PDP has to resolve dia crisis first before ASUU

exPLIcit7: Somebody Hacked My 2go password...CRYING...

change ur password na

sylvalord: now i find dat insultive..

sorry bro, but no such word as "insultive", i believe u meant to say "insulting"?

Abu Mikey: Bro,not like I know you or you know me,but with this your write-up am forced to say this! Don't quit NL because of "just" Admission matters!
Admission may not be as easy as you think!!
If you are quitting nL because of admission,then,you must have a re-think because God's time is actually the Best

SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE
I wrote Jamb last year,applied for Architecture at AAU and UNICAL,bro,I was given building at AAU and Geography Education at UNICAL,rejected both admission and Wrote jamb a 2nd time (2013) applied for the same course and FINALLY got 1st batch admission at AAU,am saying this to let you know others went through much pain than you think you are going through now,so many things/evil thoughts on mind during my idle 1-year at home.



Above all I've got this for you
[color=maroon]WINNERS DON'T QUIT and QUITTERS DON'T WIN[/color]

ur right bro....if i tell u how many years and how many times i don write JAMB for med n surg....mtcheeewww...jusat chill..if i narrate ma story e fit be Best seller self but one thing i know i have is LIFE...and that means there is still HOPe...keep ur dreams alife @KILUTO

Fairfax: okay!and abt dat "missus stuff"-stop using dat to make me feel relaxed cos am nt.my dad has promised to send me to a college if my name isnt on d nxt list.~i rilli nid a friend~

awww... We re here for u dear.

Metaphycist: Only 1 day off,all dese gentlemen n ladies add 20pages 4 me.Abeg eee
Skipin pages mode activated.

me too, i dey skip pages wella

[quote author=oliseh.com]gudnite y'all[/quote]You changed ur gender from (f) to (m). May we know why?

Pokemon43: we just dey oooo we go soon buy hoe nd cutlass

abi.... i dey tellz you ....no be small thing oooh

where reall the newly admitted crop scientist naaaa

Pls where re all the crop scientists..?

Very funny dudes... Been laughin from the sideline all morn.
page starting things.

chidi2pus: Thread so boring... All that happens here is a bunch of kids slamming rude words.

Time to unfollow this thread

seconded.

Michael Sokoto: Why u dey disturb yasef naw?



Hw far dat babe wey I direct 2 u d oda day?

hahaha

oluwaugo: Cant stop laffin....truely maturity is'nt abt AGE,#childishness...do unto others what u want to be done to u......#repinwetin u plant....L...O.....L!!!

lol

sylvalord: dude did u av to bring it here? If i get angry now, u guys would say i av started again.. I don't wanna insult any1 dis morning.. Pls jst modify dat post ASAP

ur sick in d head. U brought it here d moment u asked her to click d *winks*. Better take ur time before i mean u on a serious note. Nonsense!

sylvalord: *winks*



aunty oliseh.. Pls click dat "*winks*".. Thr is something i want u to see



PS: only oliseh.com oo.. No intruders

www..iaminlovewitholiseh...com , we see am oh. Hmmmm

akpan aniefiok: hello

, Mehlena(f),
badbull92(m), Eng. Tino(m), Ghyft
(f), drake49, Mastino(m), ditrix
(m), Dannyxy(m), Yesse(m),
Beezally(f), Maxwell96(m),
jazinogold(m), Riley_Freeman(m),
Fairfax(f), p2flexx(m),
Profemmy001(m), Monsieursuave Blexysexy(f)
i want us to have a way of identifying our fellow nairalanders duiring clearance ,so wat do u guys suggest we do?my own suggestion is we should print a cloth with nairaland on it,it just a suggestion

sense making i wud suggest u print nairaland then ur username on it for proper identification.....

satanist: WHO MISSED ME?

see ur name self. Who dey miss devil abeg?

demistry: If u r tankful 4 little tinx..God rewards u wit bigga tinx...stp jestn cuz sum peepz awt der r wishin 4 wat u av nw..no hard feelins bt jes try 2 giv ur bst in everytin u do

the laughter smiley signifies thqat am joyful....the smiley with zipped mouth signifies what God said to me...( Be still and know that I AM GOD...... ma story is not yet over brothers and sisters....av maintained ma cool from the onset...i will still maintain dat till the D-Day.... success to u all

Congratulations XXXXX Ixxxxx Jason
You Have Been Offered Admission for a 5-Year FIRST DEGREE Programme into
UNIVERSITY OF BENIN, BENIN CITY.
Course CROP SCIENCE in the Faculty of AGRICULTURE.

[quote author=karenkinky]I took overdose and slept. Dahz y I havnt bn on all these while.




eiyah...not to worry...its well...In all things give thnks.... keep prayin cuz thats the master key...

make una take chill pill if u have not yet seen ur admission ok....relax

Nancy Edward: I got into uniben university with the help of this man called Professor Imahe he helped me and my friend Glory actually my friend have be looking for admission into uniben for 2 years those good for nothing lecturers took her money without giving her the admission but last year we found this man Professor imahe this time all the list was almost out but still yet he was able to help us and our name was out we are now in 200 level thanks a lot professor Imahe for your help and if you want any help the only person i think that have the power is Professor Imahe call him on 08159118388 and don't call any other person apart from professor Imahe because they will eat your money.

thieffffff ;Dthiefff

Romanticboy1: +looks around+

i gat no course mates



















*faints*

what course??

hovcard: buh dangote is a nigerian illiterate . . . . . lol

plenty illiterate way be multimillionaire still plenty self. Enter Alaba International Market, Computer Village, abi na Onitsha and Nnewi. Lol. Abeg, talent will make u great not certificate. Period

Detivo: guy d different is clear. Do u want to compare sum1 dat didnt study his desire course to sum dat learnd hand work. Guy human ar nt creatd wit same destini. U myt studi agric nd be successful while sum1 else cant make it wit dat same course. Ntin personal, jst tryin to drive sum point home. I repeat dont take it personal bt u can take it personali

abeg wettin ur present President study for school... Guy if u have ear, hear me now. No matter the course ur given, take it. Even the Bible said, "a man's talent maketh way for him", never have i seen "a man's certificate maketh way for him". Guy we all possess God's given talent in us, while studyin discover that talent(potential), explore and u must succeed. Stop being myopic in reasoning. Na Experience deY yarn. Even ur Aliko Dangote no go school... I tire for some pipo oh

Detivo: chai uniben nd jamb i knw kum knw wich of dem heartless pass. Uniben want make we start Ember month wit anxiety while jamb is buzy changing gr8t careers by posting rubish on deir web. Its onli man dat want anoda man to changd his destini dat can be count as d most faild human on earth. Jamb hav succeed in making pple acept fate bt nt me. Guys abeg no be must to go skulll ooo. Dont be a wasted generation by going to skul to study wat wont help u at al in d name of getin admision

listen to me young man. Even if its Agric u studied in uni, u can still work anywhere these days. So stop sayin that

i just dey look all of una...

Omo see Three police vans opposite uniben main gate... Today fit be war film... Lets say Prisoners of War(P.O.W-The Escape). Who dem go catch, who go escape today... Hehehe

Detivo: olawalebabs if deir is ani of us u've bannd 4 d derail in dis thread pls release dem nd lets put our ass 2geda nd talk abt y our admision list is being delay. We nid each oda nw dan eva. So pls release evry1 4rm anti-sperm. Nd guys stop view nd start posting. Cant wait 4 d list to be release

i still am of the opinion that the already conducted postume may be void.

IVYKORAH: said I posted off topic

na wah oh.