₦airaland Forum

ZobaMajesty: lols u funny oh!

yels na... I will keep my distance clear, December don dey reach, i wan chop dis year and many more years to cum rice and xmas chicken

jazinogold: Osifo Favour Osasere wrote....
61 DAYS OF NO RESULT-A CLARION
CALL FOR MASS ACTION.
Greatest Nigerian Students!!!It's
been 61 days since ASUU
embarked on an indefinite strike
with a view to making our
educational system better,it's
been 61 days of drama and
melody,61 days of efforts and
attempts,61 days of forcefully
forcing 40.1 million Nigerian
students to stay at home,61 days
of Government insencerity and
lack of concern,61 days of
blackout in our nations education.
so many efforts,so many
protests,but all to no avail. The
government is still adamant.The
government claims there is no
money to meet ASUU's demand
but yet the government could find
trillions to rescue commercial
banks,billions to rescue the
avaition sector and even billions
to alleviate nollywood.The
government claims there is no
money but the same government
spends trillions on salaries and
allowances annualy for our pot
bellied legislators at the national
assembly.
we are tired of the cock and bull
stories,we are tired of watching
endless dramas,we are tired of
constantly being reminded by our
Government that there is no hope
for the Nigerian students,we are
tired of haviing to play a second
class role to our counterparts
from the developed world,we are
tired of this modern day slavery in
our own land and we are tired of
being so backward.
we might have been silent but it
doesnt make us mute.ENOUGH IS
ENOUGH.
WE MUST ALL ARISE TO CONDEMN
THIS INSENSITIVITY ON THE PLIGHT
OF THE NIGERIAN STUDENTS BY THE
FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.I THEREFORE
CALL ON ALL AND SUNDRY TO JOIN
US IN A MASS ACTION SLATED FOR
FRIDAY AUGUST 30TH 2013 @
UNIBEN MAIN GATE BY 7AM AS WE
SEND A STRONG MESSAGE TO THE
FEDERAL GOVT TO IMMEDIATELY
MEET ASUU'S DEMAND AND
RESTORE OUR PUBLIC EDUCATION
FROM TOTAL COLLAPSE.
OUR DRESSCODE SHALL BE
COOPERATE.
PLACARDS SHALL BE MADE
AVAILABLE TO YOU AT THE GATE.
THIS IS A CLARION CALL ON ALL
PROGRESSIVES..
EDUCATION IS A MUST.
EDUCATION IS A RIGHT.
EDUCATION MUST BE FREE
ALUTA CONTINUA....JUS TA
COSTA,VICTORIA ASCERTA.
COMR.OSIFO OSASERE FAVOUR
GRAND COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF
ALL ALUTA FORCES OF THE FEDERAL
REPUBLIC OF UNIBEN.

my house no far, i go just cum watch drama dat day !

IVYKORAH: Now can post and the thread is dry. Was banned for two weeks. Any engineering aspirant here? Ur score and aggregate please

why were you banned?

kcboy34: are you going to uniben? If you re then I need your assistance I want you to help me do something there, which chatting site re you on so I can use it to communicate with you?

pm me here, i go reply or text 08039104923. If i no pick, just text.

I just dey for sideline dey look all of una like zombie... Make list cum out first, den i go get word for some of una. I dey enter benin morrow... Who dey around self?!

Austino1000: Add me on 2go if u going for 1SD. My Useqname is (Ukwa4life)

hmmmmmm, na u dey cause pipo ban for this forum abi

akpan aniefiok: Why uniben would admit 88% of chemical engr


first and foremost,i would like to congratulate all does that scored 50 and above.The day that would took the putme screening exercise ,that was on the 13th of july 2013 by 10.00am.there was a man directing people where to stay based on ur jamb score.They were six(6) rooms inudss block A where all chemical engineering wrote in.on dat day i decided to check from the first room to the last room and i found out that in each room the total number of candidate was not upto 40 .so therefore i arrived at the conclusion that multiplying 40*6=240.and i was told that uniben admit 200 number ofcandidate each year.so only 40 wouldn''t be admitted this year.I say congratulation to people dat scored 50 and above.
Note:chem engr has the lowest number of candidate

ok ooooh

Asakel: Please ignore any rumour that ma face will be used 4d N5,000 note.
The FG and CBN governor approach'd me...buh I turned it down. :-(
.
Goo'Morning!

Beezally: lol lyk I said na u get ur mouth and hand and wait yeah ur phone its a free world u can even do a research on me no problemo.and d internet is free for every one to use lwkmd

my dear, ur only being ignorant....a lot is feasible in dis naija...dont underestimate our yahoo guys dey re somethin else...be careful next time

Preciousguyx: thank u for givin us ur acct details. . .mehn don go broke sef. . .these yahoo yahoo guys go use ur acct take do their nxt lesson . . I jst hope i get my share. Hope ur money reach lyk 25k for d acct ?

Thanks . . . Lemme first track ur name on gmail, twitter, yahoo, facebuk etc. . .to get more details

thanks once again. . .good girl

tinahrex: God 4bid oo....ha.....iont think we'ld write again.....buh sum ppl wuld welcome d idea greatly..(pro'ly dose dah dint get to 50)

hmmmmm

Romanticboy1: i hope we wn't re write again o
cus dts d latest rumour in town

na to keep prayin ooooh

jazinogold: ASUU STRIKE CONTINUES.....T he
press conference held
today by the ASUU at afe babalola
hall
Unilag, Lagos. the striking union
members says FG should
implement
the 2009 agreement. Nothing
short of that will make ASUU call
off the strike.FG has bad faith
towards education. FG claim dy
dont v money whereas the
supported
failed banks and airline.Suswan
committee was to
deceive Nigerians with a promise
of N100 b.NASS are collecting
much more from the economy
more than they are contributing.
ASUU has worked for d
allowances and ASUU must be
paid.Governing council have
done post-utme at their own
risk. Only academics staff can
conduct post-utme exam.Finally,
the union maintained their stand
that ASUU STRIKE WILL NOT BE
SUSPENDED UNTIL THE FG
IMPLEMENT THE 2009 AGREEMENT
SO FG SHOULD nt BRIGDE THE
AGREEMENT.

nobody wan believe me wen i said already conducted postutme is gonna be a prob...

i come every night to watch over u all as u sleep...indeed am the Guardian angel

Monsieursuave: .


Ï feel ya bro.
Buh just like twitter for bb, U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ can adjust d settings 2 β̣̣̥
notified on every tweet by persons U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ follo and/or mentions n retweets from all users/people U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ follo alone n stuff lyk dat.

Summary- it could be flexible in that U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ could adjust notification settingz.
As far as U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ don't follo too many threads Ï don't think d notifications will be too much.


Or


Am Ï setting d bar too high by comparing it with twitter app?

no u aint setting the brs too high..i think nairaland is of similar standard... notification like twitter of facebook is cool

morning all

karenkinky: Just wondering what and how the educational standard in Nigeria. would look like in twenty years.

better i suppose

Monsieursuave: Seun shuld do n create a nairaland app jare so that 1 can get notified on new posts on time...

Just saying

seconded...but if i may differ a litu, i think a notification on quoted posts of oneself wud be better. Cuz if ur to get notification on every posts, i wonder how many notifications u wud have to deal with. By so doing, people who seek info wud be able to know when such post has been quoted with actual/probable/helpful reply... Instead of feelin thread-mates are ignorin their questions due to how fast the thread might be.
Hope am makin sense

[quote author=Great~Mind] I think Jesus don't need them, because He can do without them. After all, He has power over everything. So in real sense, It is them, and us all, that actually need Jesus in our lives. Because without him we can do nothing.

Having said that,

IT IS ABOUT TIME WE ALL QUIT OUR LIFE OF SIN, IMMORALITY AND EVERY BLOTCH THAT STAINS OUR LIFE.

ACCEPT JESUS NOW, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU AND GIVE YOU GRACE TO LEAVE A HOLY LIFE, BECAUSE WITHOUT HOLINESS, NO MAN CAN SEE GOD.

REPENT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Shalom! [/quote]brother, i get ur point, but JESUS needs them. Indeed, how can a man who died for our sakes not need us. As hell HE does.

[quote author=Great~Mind] I think Jesus don't need them, because He can do without them. After all, He has power over everything. So in real sense, It is them, and us all, that actually need Jesus in our lives. Because without him we can do nothing.

Having said that,

IT IS ABOUT TIME WE ALL QUIT OUR LIFE OF SIN, IMMORALITY AND EVERY BLOTCH THAT STAINS OUR LIFE.

ACCEPT JESUS NOW, HE WILL FORGIVE YOU AND GIVE YOU GRACE TO LEAVE A HOLY LIFE, BECAUSE WITHOUT HOLINESS, NO MAN CAN SEE GOD.

REPENT NOW WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

Shalom! [/quote]brother, i get ur point, but JESUS needs them. Indeed.

Emylexray: lol. . .i got 11/13

i got 13/13. Weddedededededededededede. The scotish own was confusing sha.

hmmmmm pls make dem call off the strike oooh
i bet you all, after the strike is over...there will still be anoda pending issue as to why the postume was organised during the strike period....we go wait tire

Mcslize: That was when Doc_Miss came in. She has actually noticed Monsieursuave to always pointing out people errors which he supposed do privately. Is she not right?



she expected Monsieursuave to grow up cuz correcting someone in the public doesn't seems right. It is like a public emberrassment




He was referring to Mickey7 post to me of me being banned for a piece of true life story I posted to build our faith. Does it not look like bad belle?




Really? That doesn't look like a fight. Is this guy right?



She was quoting to Adex previous post. Pointing out why Monsieursuave need to grow up. She expected Monsieursuave to correct people in the private not in the glare of all eyes




Now he replied Doc_Miss




Doc_Miss replied him cuz she has noticed him always pointing out people errors in public. It is not wrong correcting some1 but it should b in d private



Is he right that Doc_Miss is taking Drugs for some1 else HIV? She actually expected d correction to be done in private.




Now someoen else saw what Doc_Miss was trying to point out to Monsieursuave. Have u seen what she actually meant?



He replied back. But even if this is an educational thread , does his correction not seems like he is looking for his own glory?



That was Mickey7 reply to Doc_Miss. Is she really complaining or trying to point out something? Is Micky assumption right?



That was Doc_Miss reply to Monsieursuave. She cited an example to him of drop of water asking Monsieursauve to find a drop of water in a full bucket of water. She was actually pointing to him to undermine people minor errors. Is she not right?



He was telling Mickey7 that Doc_Miss has crush on me. Is that not funny?



Doc_Miss actually was a good observer. He had been noticing Monsieursuave always pointing out people minor errors. Maybe he is used to doing it. We are not quarelling here.



He agreed to let the matter go. But what is that Na wa o for?

Let us learn to correct people in private so that it won't look like u are emberrassing the person thats what I got to say for now

very very funny..

Monsieursuave: Pls ooo.
Does uniben accept ijmb??
Who knows?

yesa

Mcslize: you already got it absolutely wrong.

''Will'' is use to state a true fact. The action has not taken place. Why should you then add 'ed' to it? I will not be slapped is totally wrong cuz the action is yet to take place. U can only add ed to it if there is ''will Have'' in thge senyence. E.g I will not have been slapped. But when there is only ''will'' in the sentence, it shows that the action is yet to take place. How will you put I will not be slapped in a sentence that has not take place?

Back to my sentence: I will nto be ban. Ban is a simple preset tense while Banned is a past tense of ban.

You will be defying the rule of comcord if you if you type ' i will not be slapped'

thats sounds absurd to me

your absolutely correct. That sentence doesn't comply with concord/verb aggrement.

Mickey7: yh it SEEMS ryt (i dnt knw hw)..is it ryt to say 'i will not b kill?'

"killed"

[quote author=Doc_Miss]According to some People...when u pronounce ''honest'' . .the first sound u get is the ''O'' which is a vowel sound...that explains the ''an'' . But ''A honest'' is actually the correct one... Why?? Cos the ''h'' isn't silent..most people just don't ''SOUND IT''[/quote]an honest is correct, not a honest, the "h" here is silent. In English, there are rules and exceptions. A hotel is correct, just pointin out examples. Also "an honour" is correct. In these words there's no glottal stop. Just know the standard rules, datzall

Swagalord18: hmmmm .....but korm2me said they hav no business wf ur jamb or screening scor ...dat they'r only interested in ur aggregate ...i remember him sayin dat if u score 30 as screening score and 69 as aggregate ..u'l get medicine

big lie

Preciousguyx: my broda. . . Stepping down wen u've below 220 in jamb is advised that is if u are going to federal university o. U get anybody for UNIZIK ? Go ask dem. . . No mata wetin u wan write for pume if u nor get lyk 240 for jamb notin 4 u. . . Dnt gt me wrong nt dat dey will penalise u 4 nt avin up to 220 o, d truth is dat people too plenty wey go blast pume coupled with deir gud jamb scores. Unlike dis year, almost 70k go come write unizik pume and u wey get below 220, i sorry for u. . . thats d truth because lyk 40k get 240 and above, shey u knw say unizik dnt go on strike ? For a couple of years now, dis deir first tym to go on strike.

Back to uniben & other federal uni. . . . It is advised cos almost 50k + wil write deir pume and ur chances is very minimal. . . Ask dose wu av written pume lyk twice in fed. uni its cos their jamb score low. . . .if u knw d pains of stayin at home for an extra year, u go respect ur self go delsu or any other state uni wey na below 220 plenty dere!

hmmm

Austino1000: Who is the person that choose my name as his username..Indicate ur self ooo

what do i do with ur name to get banned. I wanna get banned

Did i just start a page... Hmmmm... Now i know its luck. Hmmmm

Romanticboy1: dis is nat hookin up thread nau! Abeg! Dn't corrupt d yung 1nes nd here is strictly educational,

ayaf tired oh for thems dat are toastings!