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You are now given the post of the treasurer . But if you dare steal our moiney and run commot we go send firing squad to gun you down .

bolukaz: Wey my share,as da accountant

i will pay 40,000,000 in your account ( the money gotten from bribery ) when they pay up you will be given more

larride: The Fear of Larride and PROJAN is the beginning of WISDOM

i knew you were gonna say something like that hegoat .

larride: Make him disconnect ham shaparly

sutooooooooooooooooooooooooooo this larride wire don shock am into coma . abi when i give them money to hire qualified fools to do the work them pocket the money and decide to do the work themselves . ( taking suto into the ambulance ) abeg make we leave this projaners wire befor it kills one of my NJPC members . Moving over the the next line (bins line)

larride:

wetin this one come mean ?

larride: Haba, na me wan pay the bill of everyone ni.

smhs

when you dey evade the bills you no sabi them go pill up for you abeg pay am sharp sharp i can already see suto with ladder and kitchen knife ready to disconnect your line .

Lagusta: Thanx babe

one day you go lost for her big varjina

See bush pig gbagbo trying to call a nice sane handsome guy like me pig * Cocks his sniper targets his blokus and pulls the triger *

Reus all the way . Mario gotze go use pepe and ramos play . Forza dortmund .

Bigvargina = 95,000 (you can pay in kind but am afraid i might get lost in your bigvargina) promise me say i no go fall in ?

HERE ARE THE BILLS OWED BY MEMBERS OF THE JOKES SECTION . PAY UP OR BE DISCONNECTED . Bin gbagbo = 55,000,000 naira . . . . . . Buminoguns = 86,000,000 naira . . . . . . Seun . . . . . Na police we go use come arrest you cause your bill don turn to infinity . . . . . . Booqee . . . . . . 5,000 (but you can settle in kind , your two booobies can clear your debt if only you allow me . . . . ) lagusta = you will be disconnected permanently cause we all know you cant afford the bills . . . . Mugulo or mogulo . . . . 41,000,000 . Prettyebony 12,000 (you can also pay in kind ) switcgirl = 9,000 (you can also pay in kind too ) . Larride = 222,000,000 (we don send firing squad to get you down thief ole) vicky = 60,000 (proper nyashing can clear your debt) . Vivly = 105,000 (one night round with suto will solve your bill problem) . Dani1luv = 150,000,000 (i can see ekeroyal with scissors ready to cut your wire , pay up you sabi say u be mod). Ben 10 =385,000,000 (infact make i no waste my time, if you like dey for mars when you return the bill is there for you ) Ajibel 74,000,000 (na yaba left strait if you won come pay your bill ) etc . Notice all madmen that will come to the station to pay their bills will be sent to yaba left . Thanks .

Lagusta: Now this thread is cracking me up

are you high on crack ?

bunmioguns: dont mind me na my Mumu brain they worry me .Your joke make sense and its funny. And urs is the best ave seen keep it up . I hail you .

madman

This aint no battle . Thats why you be confirm madman

Coach Get my alaba in the second half please .

Am sorry lille you are toast . Up bayern munich . Mia san mia .

Agybabe: All of una dey vex me sef! *walks out hissing*

who call you for this thread ? Mtchewww

bunmioguns: sharap. . . . does all this trash he had written so far make any sense

na in madness we trust make sense ? Thunder fire your blokus there hediot .

Now i know my enemies

engrfcuksmtin:
Please leave bin for us ooo. All hail the king bin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fellow madmen .

The dryest joke ave ever seen . Get a life bunmi .

PretiEbony: Rotflmcao

you no d take eye see dick na .

bunmioguns: I bet u must av typed all dis trash wit ur d.ic.k

no i used your girlfriend toto to write am if you see her ask her she go tell you . Hediot .

My fellow nairalanders under the region of jokes section we the leading party of this jokes section NJPC are recruiting employees to join the PHCN (power holding company of nairaland) we took over from PHCn (power holding company of nigeria) because of their lack of proper management cause they had a madman as the manager->BG . Now we need employees who are qualified in the following areas . . . . Those who are expects in collecting bribe . . . . Those who can not differentiate the positive and negative of current . . . . Those who can carry wires and also drive a van . . . . A financial secretary who is not a con . . . . A treasurer that is trustworthy . . . . An assistant manager . . . . And the most important position - the general manager . Those who do not do well in the job will be removed by the ceo's of the company Homar . Suto and Ekeroyal .

Madmen

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at least your girlfriend toto dry pass this joke

larride: go where

yaba left .

Una dey hear am now ? @ sexkillz . Pdude . umartins etc lmfao .

Assist Franck Ribéry
55′ Goal Thomas Müller: 0 - 3 55′

we gonna thrash them today . Abeg sub badstuber for alaba so i can see my favourite player back from injury and into action .

Why dem no go won come back to nigeria . na Germany them see go abi france no dey ? na them racist germans na him them see to immigrate mtchewwww .

Mikels dream . its mikel obi with the ball he dribbles out one of the defenders and does a quick one two pass with eden hazard which sees him one on one with the keeper and and and and and and and and and and he tips the ball pass the goal keepers head ooooooohhhh what a goalllllllll mikel scores his first ever chelsea goal the crowd and fans go wild what jubiliation . Na so mikel collect one hot slap from terry . Mikel : terry but why ? Terry : go score am for real life hediot .