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 Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc....let Them Criticise Na Dem Sabi! by Homar(m): 11:50am On Sep 22, 2012 |
sutoboy: where have u been?i been travel to sexuality section but now am back . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Skales.....missing That Dude,bunmioguns Let Deal by Homar(m): 11:44am On Sep 22, 2012 |
Projan gayz fork to hell . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc....let Them Criticise Na Dem Sabi! by Homar(m): 9:58am On Sep 22, 2012 |
Nice joke . Grading 200/100 . Up NJPC |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 12:35am On Sep 22, 2012 |
dboardman: U must be very stupid, which kain yoke b dis? All our network operator gat stop givin free mbgood thing telling the whole nairaland you operate on free mb . Poor thing . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 12:33am On Sep 22, 2012 |
larride: U call all dis one yoke? Blood of Jesusdo not call the name of your lord your God in vain ! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 3:45pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
More jokes coming your way . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 1:20pm On Sep 21, 2012 |
I wonder how these fools got into my thread |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 8:51pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
mormoni: shaking my headno projans allowed . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 2:08pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
bin was newly posted the captain of a special army force in the desert so on him coming to their base in the middle of the desert he noticed a camel was in the base so he asked his vice captain why the camel was there and he answered him that sometimes the soldiers have natural sexual urge that they need to satisfy so they need the camel . After 8 months on the desert with no woman bins urges were off the chart so he shouted to his vice captain bring in the camel which the vice captain did so bin brought a stool and sat on top of it and pounded away on the camel till satisfaction . After that he asked his vice captain bunminoguns weather thats how they do it ? Which bunmi replied no but we just take a ride on the camel into town were we meet women . ( bin fainted) |
| Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Yet To Stabilise - Hospital by Homar(m): 1:32pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Am ashamed of you guys insulting your first lady like this . Instead of you praying for her to get well you are busy rejoicing that the wife of your president is critically ill . Shame on you . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Homar(m): 10:19am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Bayern soring higher . Bavarians 4 life . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Ramatu Stopped Schooling. . . . .blockbuster!!!! by Homar(m): 8:52am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Pisses on the thread and walks away . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: New Shiiting Tarrif @BG Public Toilet. by Homar(m): 7:31am On Sep 20, 2012 |
Only projans can create this thread that is drier than sahara desert . Mtchewww |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 10:39pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
Keeps singing : If nobody talk about you then you are a nobody . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 10:25pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Asaba man: Can we see authentic prove of those claims pls.....i was about to ask him the same question lol . A fool @29 is a fool for life . See as him vomit his life achievement weather na true or lie because of a simple post . I no belive say person husband go act like a fool like this lwkmdfho . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 6:48pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
Lagusta: This is why I hate politics, all mouth, no action....make i ask you self which one be lady for this section ? ? ? ? And tell me a reasonable joke them useless projan has given this section ? Instead they go on writing useless things like join us and be mad me ! Madness is the way forward ! Guy go hang your miserable self if u no get better thing to talk for this thread and by the way how many yoke u don write for this section ni ? Hediot . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Am A Newbie! by Homar(m): 2:42pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
may.rie:you just made the greatest mistake for joining mad people party projan . From now on where ever i see u on nairaland i will call you a mad lunatic . I hope u like your new name . NJPC rules projan follows . Up NJPC |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 2:36pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: i hereby denounce projan to join NJPC the ruling party !! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 2:34pm On Sep 18, 2012 |
realsammie: i beg just read wetin u post up there if it make sense. absolutely RUBBISHhow can someone like u with an iq of -100 understand the joke mtchewww . |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by Homar(m): 7:28am On Sep 18, 2012 |
calid16: You know about other leagues you say? Do you know about Nigerian League, Ghanian League or Ivorien League?how did this mad man enter this thread or abi you don miss road for yaba left ? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 6:43am On Sep 18, 2012 |
PretiEbony:may alla strike you dumb there shediot |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 6:56pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
No projan or mad men allowed in this section 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 6:55pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
what is the mistake that can send one 6 feet above the ground ? Sutoboy : lawyer . What is the mistake that can send one 6 feet under the ground ? Ekeroyal : doctor . The teacher fainted |
| Jokes Etc › Njpc Jokes Collection ( Will Be Updated ) by Homar(op): 4:35pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
sutoboy was suffering from abject poverty and so one night he had a dream of him winning a lottery of $50 million so the next day he sneakt out of his house so his wife wont notice and took his last money that kept him from begin broke and played the lottery next day and won the $50 million he dreamt immediately he called his wife telling her the news and also telling her to pack and prepare to travel , on hearing this the wife was so joyous and asked suto where they would travel to and suto answered saying i dont give a rats arse where u travel to just be gone when i reach home . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Extra Ordinary Congress!!!!!----join Projan Now!!!! by Homar(m): 4:13pm On Sep 17, 2012 |
Ajibel: I'm anti-PROJAN. sorry binyes tell the bush pig am sorry i mean mad pig . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Extra Ordinary Congress!!!!!----join Projan Now!!!! by Homar(m): 6:33pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Mad Fools . NJPC rocks . We dont make mouth like you useless mad men . Projan my foot . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Madness Section; Thread For All Fellow Madmen (BG) by Homar(m): 6:30pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
larride: ** Running as fast as i can so i can eat the shitz and also the flies **may god have mercy on this derailed souls . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Extra Ordinary Congress!!!!!----join Projan Now!!!! by Homar(m): 1:21pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: meanwhile homar, a key NPJC member is at the verge of joining PROJAN!!thunder fire your blokus there . Me join your useless mad people party e be like say u are high on peoples shetz again . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Extra Ordinary Congress!!!!!----join Projan Now!!!! by Homar(m): 1:19pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
bunmioguns: Yeah Mr President, I will be stepping into ur shoe as d Jokes President. .birds of the same feathers . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Extra Ordinary Congress!!!!!----join Projan Now!!!! by Homar(m): 1:18pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: Homar, i can offer you 6000naira, if you join PROJAN!!!see this mad man o . I can offer you 6 billion £ to commit suicide hediot |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Extra Ordinary Congress!!!!!----join Projan Now!!!! by Homar(m): 1:17pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
Mad men party only mad and derailed hediot and shediots will enter projan . N J P C remains the one and only best party in this section . Am proud to be an NJPC member |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Projan Extra Ordinary Congress!!!!!----join Projan Now!!!! by Homar(m): 1:14pm On Sep 16, 2012 |
UP NJPC WE RULEUP NJPC WE RULEUP NJPC WE RULE |
Can we see authentic prove of those claims pls.....
