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Nitori Olorun.$60 Million on just a stone!! I would rather use my money to impact lives. Bullshit.

@OP. Now I know you are sick in the head.

Before nko? We know the real owners of Lagos na!Dont mind my fellow brothers.Na shakara we just dey do na.God punish devil!

^^^ gini! Then he must be the dumbest fool on earth if he does that.Cant u people just get a life? Discombobulated bigots!!

You can eat your cake and have it these days, it seems. Nneka Dike (not real name), a 20-year old undergraduate at the University of Abuja, recently tested the limits of the wisecrack.

Together with two of her girlfriends, she had gone to one of Abuja’s popular nightclubs, this month, to, in her words, “catch some fun” and probably forget about the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) strike that had brought her home.

A break from dancing and, one random conversation after, she and her buddies were being propositioned by a new friend – to buy an artificial hymen.

Virgin territory

Of course, a coalition of society, religion, and what feminists would call double standards have made a woman’s virginity until marriage an issue, as a symbol of virtue.

Enough to make 2face Idibia shout for join in his sophomore album: “I can’t believe she’s still a virgin!”

The singer would feel right at home in Swaziland, where, early next month, the Umhlanga reed dance will return, with over 80, 000 virgins dancing topless in the royal village of Ludzidzini. It is a significant ritual to underscore the importance of a girl’s virginity to herself, her family, her community and her God. The irony of baring it all to prove you haven’t only a small detail ignored in the service of the greater good.

And, according to some accounts, Palestinian women who do not have the ‘tokens of virginity’ can be killed, thrown down wells or murdered in the most brutal ways, by relatives. In Nigeria, cases abound of young girls who have committed suicide after being raped in their communities, to avoid the shame that comes with losing one’s dignity.

(Hy)men from the East

From the Middle East and Asia comes succour.

Originally produced by Asian intimacy gadget company Gigimodo, an interesting toy sometimes called a ‘designer hymen’ is sold at $30 (N4800) per piece on its website and shipped in by retailers who then sell for between N9, 000 to N15, 000.

Plastic and shaped like a sac, it is a flat object that expands to fit when placed inside the vagina, leaking an optimal quantity of a blood-like liquid, after penile pressure, thus simulating the act deflowering. It is meant to be inserted about 15 minutes before sexual intercourse, with hands – insert joke here – washed clean.

The Krystal ball

The nightclub where Nneka and friends were offered the product is the popular Krystal Lounge at Abuja’s Wuse 2, notorious for ‘officially’ allowing prostitutes and escorts into its walls.

“When you mention that club, everyone presupposes all the girls that go in there are whores”, affirms a popular OAP at hip radio station, Cool FM Abuja who asked not to be named.

A fact-finding mission a Friday night found the place bubbly and noisy, expatriates and elderly men trooping in and about. It was saturated with young women, their barely contained bodies mocking gravity. According to my companion, between 3am and 5am, one can negotiate to take a girl here home for free, the only payment being for ‘transport fare’.

Not that there are any official confirmations – and certainly not for the matter of the female virtue. Nary a bouncer at the gate or the six guests this reporter asked – one exclaiming, “Jesus!” after the question – under the literally red lights of the club’s reserved area could hide shock at the suggestion that women peddling fake hymens have made the club an outlet.

A sliver of hope came from one of the bartenders, who gave his name simply as Abu. He claimed ignorance of the trend, revealing that girls have been known to bring in ‘weird intimacy gadgets’ and female condoms, marketed out of their handbags. “They carry these things from abroad to sell here and make profit,” he said in Pidgin English, his mouth turned to allow a mischievous smile. “Na coded things. So this thing fit dey.”

The retailers are usually undergraduates who sell to people in clubs, at pool parties, universities and other locations that combine a likely customer base with an absence of prying eyes, further questions revealed.

Extremely secretive to the point of denying their goods, these girls sell independently and sometimes leave no contact, the better to vanish at will. They collect numbers from customers who purchase in bulk, then call intermittently to find referrals.

The customers are usually an assortment of the breed of university-based budding commercial sex workers, or as street culture has christened them, ‘runs girls’. The other bloc is soon-to-be-brides.

Sonia Gyang, a Political Science sophomore at the University of Abuja, Gwagwalada – it’s ‘Gwags’, she says – sitting by herself on one of the Lounge’s stools insists she is not one of those ‘runs girls’. Not that it stopped her from propositioning this reporter to take her home as she took me into the toy trade – her product of choice being dildos.

“9k, 15k… Chicken change for Abuja people. I invest 1k for the gate fee and get good profit,” she said, a walking Nollywood caricature; chewing gum loudly at night, fake lashes darting across the room. “I don’t know anyone selling that hymen thing but you can take my number. I’ll let you know when I find one.”

Source: http://www.ynaija.com/ynaija-investigates-fake-hymens-for-sale-how-women-in-abuja-are-getting-their-virginity-back/

sleekch1c: Propylene glycol antifreeze?
Shouldn't that be ethylene glycol?
Propylene glycol/glycerol isn't toxic like ethylene glycol (antifreeze) which is highly toxic when consumed.
Biko,stop feeding ppl half-baked information.
*waiter can I have a big mac?*

. And the PET bottles are made of what? Ethylene glycol + Terephthalic acid. These can also dimerise, breakdown and leach into microwaved foods. EOD!

Its high time we introduced virtual-soccer.We will play against them on our soil while they do so on their soil.Simple technology tho!

spongeback: We don't expect pst. Biodun to accept Ese's accusation, ofcos he has a reputation to protect... And I know there's truth out of what Ese said, this is what happens everyday in our society bt people are ashamed to open up cos of shame and it might back fire on d them ... Basically, she was wrong, most pple will hide in shame... Well, I know justice can't be done in our country, I jst pray her accusations don't get back at her.. .Happy he's exposed nd other perverts, I jst hope they are watching

. What justice? Was she raped? If true, then the pastor sinned against God and he is only accountable to Him. If you sleep with guys n felt guilty, did u ever go to a pastor for forgiveness or God. Why are you guys talking as if the pastor in question is not a man.
Point: if the man actually slept wt her, then its bad but only God can judge him not anyone of you. Besides there is no justice to be served cos the man didn't commit any offence legally or illegally. Thank you!

DJ Khaled is putting his heart on the line -- all in the name of Nicki Minaj! While at MTV News on Thursday, July 25, the 37-year-old recorded a special video message to the "Super Bass" singer, confessing his major crush on her.

"Nicki Minaj, I’m at MTV, I’m going to be honest with you; I love you. I like you, I want you, I want you to be mine," he said in the video. "Only reason I'm not telling you this face to face is because I understand that you're busy."

He continued, "I feel like you need a man like me in your life … we got the same symptoms, we’re both suffering from success. [If] you gotta take your time and think about it, I understand, but I know I have to be here today to let you know how serious I am and how serious this is to me."

The hip hop star finished the video with a very public, if not romantic, proposal: "Nicki Minaj, will you marry me?" he asked, flashing a reported $500,000 10-carat ring for the singer.

While Minaj, 30, hasn't responded to the proposal yet, he told Us Weekly exclusively at a screening of Magic City for friend, rapper Rick Ross, on Friday, July 26, at Eventi Hotel in N.Y.C. that he was 100 percent serious in the video.

"I want to marry her! I was serious," he told Us, adding that he hopes to hear from the former American Idol judge soon. "She can take her time and think about it. At least she knows how I feel now."

On July 26, Khaled posted a screenshot via Instagram of Minaj from his "Take It To The Head" video and captioned the pic, "Beautiful."


Tell Us: Do you think Minaj should give DJ Khaled a chance?


Source: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/dj-khaleds-marriage-proposal-to-nicki-minaj-i-was-serious-2013277

Pathetic I must say! U can't just grab peoples inheritance forcefully without a form of compensation all in the name of development. The school in question is a private school, run with the sole purpose of making profits. I see no reason why the owners of the said land shouldn't be compensated. Our leaders are just getting more ruthless by the day. And we call this democracy. I pray for Naija o!

Would u people stop misinforming others. Its true they were asked to pay 12k but not into the coffers of Ogun State govt but to ASCON in badagry. They are in charge of receuitment and training. And its only for professionals. Pls get ur facts right. Most of these posts are for level 10 officers. Can u get to level 10 in civil service without been a professional. Abeg stop all these misinformation. I also wanna applied but I opted out cos I'm still running my MSc prog n I'm broke. But what can I do. All na God jor!

What is the name of moses parents

SirJay95Jay: What is the longest name in the bible?

. Maherlalshashbaz

arcbabe: Why would someone have a guy that can't support them? it is very bad and I know most of those that commented are either being stingy or fools. Some guys are naturally greedy and can't assist you when you are in need not that they don't have but they are just wicked to assist. What is wrong in appreciating your girl, someone you claim to love even though it's small but not giving her 1k. Hmmm! Some guys are dumb that they know when a lady is in need but won't say anything and it's those stingy type that won't stop disturbing you for sex. Hell no! If you can't take good care of me, u can never qualify to be my guy.

. Oponu olè!

nyere84: I just finished nagging him.

And guess wat.?? I AM HAPPY.

Dont worry, when the reprisal attack comes he surely will be happy too!

KINGwax: because she is very beautiful, yet decent!

. Ok I haf heard u! As for me o its because she is a discombobulated nincompoop!

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sweet-tease:
I am

Are you not supposed to be hustling for your family? these old men sef.

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sweet-tease:
I am

Are you not supposed to be hustling for your family? these old men sef.

. This really cracked me up.No offence kid!

SE why na?

Did u just see that combination-play? These guys are awesome!

Op has been punny-whipped. Woman wrapper!

sweet-tease:
Its Karma baby...... For those hearts you'v broken! And prepare to get burnt real bad(as in 4th degree 100% burns at same time ) if you continue!
Player Vs Runsbabe #i love dis gist, at least not the usual good gal-bad boy and vice versa gist. Una fit

. Are you not supposed to be reading your books? These kids sef.

brut: So many things make him special...He z intelligence,ambitious nature,descipline n self control n his love 4 God

. Cos he no gree shine your congo abi?

jntyjnty007: He puts his brain in action before his mouth goes into gear.

. Which u dont do abi?

Enegod: op...i like your lips

. Hehehe. Which lips?

FunkyR: As a Man u shld be ashamed of yourself. It obvious u are not taking care of her well. Because if u are she wont be atealing from u. Kmt

. Who is this?

lefulefu: if no be say na frm the same village we come from i for use basin slap dat ur head wey be like tuber of yam wey never mature

. Jeeeeeesu!

Mynd_44: How are you so sure?

. I dont believe any born again should come on a forum to find a date. A born again one for that matter! If she is truly born again I can categorically tell u she is on a long thing. No sane guy will come here to find a born again sister. Evidently I just saw a guy sayin He wants to fill her ocean wt his thing. How gross!! *pukes*

Miss Victoria: I am a very serious christian looking for a born again christian.

I love the Lord with all of my Heart. If you equally love the Lord. Reply if you are 30 years and above

. Im pretty sure u are not born again. How could you come up here to spew this?Im highly disappointed in u. Born again ko born against ni.Rubbish scammer!