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BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 3:32pm On Aug 09, 2012
And what happens to this? except we specially request that it should be closed, the new one might be closed since this is still open.
PoliticsA Serious Conversation A Nigerian Had With Himself. by honeric01(op): 2:25pm On Aug 09, 2012
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Nigerians: Why is our economy failing?

Nigerian Government: Because of boko haram

Nigerians: What progress have we made on power generation and distribution?

Nigerian Government: We are trying, but boko haram is there

Nigerians: And the agricultural sector?, What about health and education? transportation nko?

Nigerian Government: My friend! Cant you hear word.. we said we are dealing with boko haram

Nigerians: But we were promised transformation in all sectors, a better life for all Nigerians, when will we start to feel the benefits

Nigerian Government: When we finish with boko haram

Nigerians: Why is the budget implementation so poor? is it also because of boko haram?

Nigerian Government: Did you not hear Madam Ngozi speak, 41% of the money released for 4 months has been spent, 14% of the total budget has been spent, is that not good enough?

Nigerians: No its not

Nigerian Government: Dont you have respect, dont you know madam went to Harvard, she is a madam in world bank as well so dont question her. By the way, boko haram is also distracting her.

Nigerians: It seems boko haram is making life impossible for government, not to mention killing innocent people with impunity. SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT BOKO HARAM?

Nigerian Government: Ehen, now you are talking! Well we are waiting for IBB, Buhari, and others to condemn the group, then we will have the upper hand. With pressure from our Elder Chief Clarke and renowned warlord Asari, we will get a condemnation soon.

Nigerians: What about the security forces and services, what are they doing?

Nigerian Government: We have budgeted billions upon billions for them so they are doing very well, they are not hungry.

Nigerians: We mean what are they doing with the money to tackle security challenges?

Nigerian Government: They are securing eminent Nigerians, it costs a lot of money.

In Nigeria reality is more comedic than comedy itself. I dey laugh and I dey cry.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/08/if-el-rufai-was-president-of-nigeria-what-will-he-do-okupe/
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 2:17pm On Aug 09, 2012
Zeddicus: Nice. I never understood the season thingy.
Previously, the admin has issues with allowing threads go past 100pages, but now that the forum's been upgraded, it can now go into infinity.
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 2:12pm On Aug 09, 2012
unclenna: @honeric01, even though the mods no longer close thread that gets 2 100 pgs, the fun of this thread is the season. So i suggest we get season 9.
Order from above sir
HealthRe: Health Ministry Considers Compulsory Breastfeeding Bill by honeric01(m): 1:56pm On Aug 09, 2012
Are they going to plant chips inside nursing mother's breast? how are they going to know who's breastfeeding and who's not?
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 1:13pm On Aug 09, 2012
lari03: UJ has been consistent in dropping for me , Thanks be to God.
That pair is a silent killer/blessing, when it moves, you either cry or laugh.
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 1:10pm On Aug 09, 2012
bendazum: Let's finish this season soon for SEASON 9 AWAITS.MORE PIPS FOR ALL.
No more season, this is going to be the last thread because mods no longer close threads that get to 100 pages.
SportsRe: Barcelona Launches Official Fan-Club In Nigeria by honeric01(mod): 12:42pm On Aug 09, 2012
You're welcome Barca.

Kano pillars, I'm in love with you. cool
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 8:49am On Aug 09, 2012
ncpat: what time will the buy start b`cos EU is trying to break the daily pivot for sell this morning
Waiting to SELL EU to 1.2280 at least. i wonder where some people are seeing buy from.

As for GU, it favors buy to 1.5730.
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m): 10:45pm On Aug 08, 2012
[quote author=truth-hurts]i think u re mentally heal...
U should be taking to a sycr*****tic hospital[/quote]You self, wetin dey do you? do you want people to advice you or you want to act like a mad man too? would it be nice to run after a mad man naked just because the mad man/woman ran away with your clothes while you were bathing?
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m):
sweetcocoa: And what's all this one?abeg clear road make i pass jare.undecided
As usual, in the place of emptiness, insult is used as a cover up.
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m): 10:15pm On Aug 08, 2012
sweetcocoa: It depends on what you call insult sha,i think i just talked to him sternly and quite frankly he needed to know how his post appeared in the eyes of the audience,i just spoke ma mind,that's not insult to me.cheesy
Go and check your post on the first page, then tell me if there's no difference between being reasonable and being insulting. He knew he wasn't perfect, hence the reason he said you guys should ignore any lapses, rather advice him.

Everyone keeps saying he was this, he was that, no one was there to know how it happened, what if his mum restrained him from acting that night? what if he's actually a responsible guy who felt it was bad hitting older peeps? what if the man was huge and power than him? And what if he wasn't even seeing the action was where he was?
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m): 10:11pm On Aug 08, 2012
Idowuogbo: Aremu don turn born again? shocked
There's a limit jare, i just tire for the trend NL has gone so far, no more educative, just insults here and there and responsible people are leaving with their untapped advises.
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m): 10:10pm On Aug 08, 2012
Oolayeancah: Oh u jst said responsible people ignore things they find not good enough for them so dear u cld ve ignored this.. I wonder why u didnt *hiss*
You're breaking the rules and needs to be straightened. can you spot the difference? undecided
SportsRe: Nigeria Olympic Thread...to Be Updated Regularly by honeric01(mod): 9:58pm On Aug 08, 2012
chic2pimp: grin grin grin grin grin.......In my defence though, A.Felix is off Nigerian Heritage
Stay on point or get your colonial master's azz banned tongue i mean am o.
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m): 9:53pm On Aug 08, 2012
sweetcocoa: Na OP bring the insults on himself,why tell people not to insult him,that alone is even the main reason why people are insulting him coupled with the fact that he posts annoying stories.grin
Ok now that you've insulted him, how has it added to your life? have you gained anything? huh
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m): 9:52pm On Aug 08, 2012
Oolayeancah: I really dont wanna insult u cos i think u ve been insulted enough*lip sealed*. LMAO!
This is the best you could do? responsible people ignore things they find not good enough for them, the best you could have done was to ignore the post.

Internet sef! embarassed
SportsRe: Nigeria Olympic Thread...to Be Updated Regularly by honeric01(mod): 9:44pm On Aug 08, 2012
Chimp, take time o before we descend on you with all the frustration team Nigeria don put us into.
RomanceRe: Is She Up To Something?....pls If Can't Do Without INSULT Don't Open Dis Thread. by honeric01(m): 9:32pm On Aug 08, 2012
@OP

posters on the romance section are likely going to make you do what you wouldn't have done, you should ignore alot of comments that do not do justice to your post. romance section is filled with UN-serious elements and they are always ready to insult anyone anytime anyday.

That said, i want you to start forgetting whatever you have for that girl, there's no way the relationship is going to work, PLEASE DO NOT SLEEP WITH HER so she doesn't use that to "blackmail" you. her dad won't let the relationship last, A PASTOR who could hit another man's wife is not even fit to be your father-in-law.

My last advice to you is to sit your fairytale GF down, tell her the gospel truth most women hate hearing, let her know the difference between reality and lalaland. when getting a woman (as a wife), one thing you shouldn't joke with is the harmony between both families, if it's shaky, that's the beginning of your woes and with what you painted, there's no foundation at all so just forget it, look for another girl and save yourself and both families future headaches.
RomanceRe: Anonymous Letter To Nigerian Ladies by honeric01(m): 6:37pm On Aug 08, 2012
As if they don't know this already but they are still going to do the opposite, it can't be stopped.

If anyone of you reads your bible, you should know that it's going to get worse, never going to get better because "it's written that in the last days, iniquities shall abound and many shall be lovers of themselves". everyone is after their own benefits alone and no one is ready to compromise for the other, not even in relationships.


Marriage is going to get worse and love is going extinct too.
PoliticsRe: If GEJ Improves Electricity, Will You Vote For Him In 2015? by honeric01(m): 6:03pm On Aug 08, 2012
LOL, when he gives you light, you will vote for him as if light is not your right in the first place? is it not his party that hasn't given you people light for almost 14yrs now?

Chai,Nigerians don suffer, they are ready to take anything!
Jokes EtcRe: Vacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by honeric01(op): 12:45pm On Aug 08, 2012
[quote author=i-smoke-weed]Have you forgotten that boko haram boys smoke weed?

Y'all Witches can't go near them aiight[/quote]witches smoke blood of those smoking weed.

figure that!
Jokes EtcVacancy! Vacancy!! Vacancy!!! by honeric01(op): 11:21am On Aug 08, 2012
To assist the Federal Government of Nigeria on curbing the activities of Boko Haram insurgency, the Association of Witches and Wizards in Nigeria is embarking on massive recruitment for the following positions:

1. Chief Witch/Wizard 001 --Interested candidates must:
-Not be taller than 0.5 Foot
-Be able to fly between the hours of 12 midnight and 3am
-Have the ability to hold rocket propelled grenades down at any time of the day
-Have the ability to supervise other witches and wizards in all the states across the federation

2. State Coordinators 002 --Applicants must:
-Have track record of flying
-Demonstrate proficiency in handling Ak 47 bullets and rocket propelled grenades

To Apply, click this link www.are-you-ready-to-die-for-nigeria.com



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BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 9:20am On Aug 08, 2012
Eawealth: Thanks. Pls have you use them before?
Currently using them. (for more than 1 year now)
FashionRe: Do We Really Need Clothes? by honeric01(m): 8:49am On Aug 08, 2012
But women are already naked na. they cover the unnecessarily places and expose their private parts, what else are you waiting to see that you're not seeing already?
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 8:16am On Aug 08, 2012
infofirst: good bro, we r on d same page jawe. set a positive sl on gu sell from yesterday....1.5676, 1.5680..hmmm if they forget themselves, we would take gu to 1.5509 today, hmm
On track but be weary of your sells today, it's likely heading back up anytime soon.
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 8:11am On Aug 08, 2012
Eawealth: Someone should please help me with a good broker with spread of 1 to 1.5 pip on micro account less than 100 or 50 usd deposit. Payment option by Liberty Reserve.
https://my.fbs.com/registration/real/ppw/1151?lang=en&account=micro
RomanceRe: 10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by honeric01(m): 7:53am On Aug 08, 2012
KINGwax: ^^
a beg, park well. Whether u learn or not, every time u see a new day, you're dying. So, when will u learn to evade death? Keep learning musical instrument, when u reach heaven, king david will still beat u hands down. Even bethoven na student for his music school. Cos na him be the choir master...i guess
Why u no kuku just lock yourself inside one room dey sleep forever since every new day you dey die? Why do you eat when you know you're still going to die? undecided
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 6:38pm On Aug 07, 2012
^^

LOL grin
RomanceRe: 10 Skills That Impress A Woman. by honeric01(m): 4:58pm On Aug 07, 2012
pcicero: because of women? Na wa o!
Na, because i always wanted to but been holding back. I've a woman already so i don't need to but personal development is needed no matter how old you're.

When you stop learning, you start dying.
BusinessRe: Forex Trade Alerts - Season 8 by honeric01(m): 4:56pm On Aug 07, 2012
infofirst: u shd be in green now, me take the profit and wait to reenter.
You're on track.

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