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REALITY101: Most common stupid thing girls do. Like seriously why giving out your number when you know you ain't gonna pick the damn call? I have had the experience just once and geez very annoying that I tried calling with my other line and house phone just to make sure the punk was alive. After that I had to send her some offensive text message. Classless stupid, I only ask once and with all pleasure she gave me her fucking #

Hehehe, pele o, i hardly ask any girl for numbers, so no one's likely to play this trick on me..

Guardiolla: messi what happened na,we had hope in u
Messi: limme jor..na only me dey abeg I dun tire sef
Pique:thank God say I form faint,,
Fabregas: omo I for stay arsenal I still cum here loose laliga n champions league in one week.wetin sef

Fab is BAD LUCK

honeric01: Whatever happens tomorrow, we remain Barca.

I knew it was going to end 2:1 hence the reason i never bothered to leave home in the first place even though PHCN seized power.

I NEED 2 DEFENDERS

and 1 top striker.. A REAL 9 and preferably TALL.

This season was never for us in the CL.. too many signs.

Here are 10 cruel things Women do to Men.

Despite being known as the fairer sex, women can be downright nasty and often do cruel things to men.

Now, Fox News has compiled a list of top 10 cruel things that women do to men and how they play with the guy's emotions or ego.

10. They don't pick up the phone

While men feel good as they manage to take the girls'' phone number, the girls often give them a fake number or don't pick up the call.

9. Use men for free drinks

Some women go out never planning to spend any of their own money on drinks at the bar or club. Instead, they count on their feminine wiles to convince guys to shell out for their libations. While some of them might begin to get to know him, the cruel and heartless ones will take that drink, flirt a little and move on.

8. Use men as placeholders

If she is a decent person, she'll just get it over with and dump the boy, but if she's cruel, she'll hold on to him for a while until somebody new comes along. These girls don't like to be alone and without a relationship, so instead of putting you out of your misery and ending it, she'll string you along until she meets someone to replace you.

7. Emotionally manipulate men

Men don't like to see women cry and some cruel women take advantage of the fact and use it to get what they want. A few tears would make men do anything to get it to stop.

6. Use physical violence

While men hitting girls are often termed nasty, some cruel women feel it's perfectly acceptable to hit their boyfriends, as he would never hit her back. This type of woman feels like she can inflict any kind physical pain on him without fear of repercussion.

5. Criticize their men in public

Cruel women criticize and humiliate their men in public places. They often poke fun at her man or even soundly debase him.

4. They don't disclose their relationship status

It's certainly not the worst thing a woman could do to a man, but it is annoying when shed's already in a relationship and lets you assume that she's available so that she can enjoy the man's flirtation and flattery.

3. They withhold sex

This is a time-tested, and frequently used, cruel thing for women to do to men. For most men, sex is as important as breathing, so withholding it in order to get something she wants or simply to punish her man for his transgressions is a pretty awful thing to do, even if it is effective.

2. They test their men

You're all ready to go for a night out with your friends, when your girlfriend calls and asks you to change your plans to be with her instead. She doesn't have any particular reason; she just wants to see you. She knows that you had plans to meet up with the guys, but if you really loved her, you'd come over to her place instead. If her request comes with an "if you really loved me," then it's a test. If you choose anything other than immediately rushing to her side, you're going to fail. This kind of testing in a relationship is indeed cruel and petty.

1. They flirt to inspire jealousy

Maybe she's feeling under-appreciated, maybe you've just had a big fight or maybe she just enjoys the tortured look on your face. For whatever reason, girls who flirt obviously with other guys in front of their boyfriends are immature and manipulative.

http://www.younews.in/news/10-cruel-things-women-do-to-men-/

Top 10 Cruel Things Men Do to Women

Love him or hate him, but you can’t ignore him – yes, we are talking about the man of your life. He’s probably the most loving creature in your life, but he can also be the perpetual torture in ways more than one.

Here, we bring the top 10 cruel things that men do to women ...

Top 10 Cruel Things Men Do to Women

1. Having the biggest ego

Ever wondered why men hate taking directions and prefer hunting out the place on their own, even if it means 2 hours delay and waste of gas. Well, the answer is the big ego they walk around with. This was the pettiest exemplar of a man’s ego, which gets hurt at the drop of the hat and needs a massage whenever possible.


2. Living with a ‘selective memory’

They’ll not only remember the name of every cricketer and football player on the planet but will also know their scores by heart. But, the moment the deal is about remembering birthdays and anniversaries of people close to them, their brain suffers an ailment called ‘selective memory syndrome’.

3. Ogling

‘Men do stare at women’s breasts’ has been stamped as official by a world wide survey. But how we wish they knew that their drooling at the sight of a well endowed woman is cruel not only to the victim of that gaze, but also to the woman sitting beside them. Yes, they don’t miss any chance, even if it is when they are on

4. Being overtly possessive

Where in the world did men get that insecurity from? (Their mother? )They blame women for being jealous but a mere mention of another man from their girl can turn them into an ever clinging magnet.


5. Taking pride in their hypocrisy

Men can’t get more cruel than this! They love hanging around with the coolest and sexiest babe in the town, but when it comes to meeting mom, it’s a ‘homely’ girl they start hunting for. You loved her dressing style and carefree attitude when she came for night-outs with you, what’s with that marriage material hunt now?


6. Showing extra care

How does it feel to take his ‘where-about’ calls every 15 minutes after you step out of the home? The care in that gesture goes out of the window and irritation takes charge. Don’t they realise that we lived safe, sound and perfectly well in this world before they came into our lives. Hope someone is listening.


7. Throwing their ‘superman’ self everywhere

Yes, it feels nice when men are around for some help. However, their ‘I-can-do-everything-under-the-sun’ attitude does more harm than good, especially when they think themselves to be exalted beings – a plumber, electrician, carpenter and a financial adviser

8. Consider emotions to be crap

Women might be emotional but having a constant practical point of view, like men doesn’t, score well always. Men will become better beings for sure, if they stop making fun of sentiments and ignoring them as useless.


9. Being the friend worshippers

It is very torturing for women when men don’t learn to priorities their life post marriage. They blame her for being a clinging vine when she asks for his time, but how sane is it to have a bunch of friends in the backseat on a long-drive, which was planned to be a private one?

10. Being the sex monster

Undoubtedly, women love zest in bed, but it’s very cruel of men to demand their partners to play the porn star they saw in that flick last night. It’s better to let her be herself in a sexapade rather than putting her in an uncomfy situation and then blaming her for being non-cooperative.

http://younews.in/women/10-cruel-things-men-do-to-women/

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Ruqaya: U dis guy sef
funny

Wetin i do u dis damsel sef?

Fools govern by a fool, what a combo

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ogugua88: You're right. Sorry. Tell that to Honeric as he's the real man one that said it

I typed "when they cheat", cheat represents alot :

Cheat = having someone else they want to take home to mama but keeping you around to service their winky.

Clear?

Well i am real and down to earth, blunt too. my girl knows i take no prisoners when it comes to stuffs like this, so she knows her place too.

wear wig and expect me to say "beautiful", you are O.Y.O

fake nails or eyelashes? i won't even look at them not to talk of comment, she's learning very fast knowing fully well her man does not appreciate all these rubbish una dey wear, so she is toning them DOWN as fast as possible because i put it to her RAW!

Without make-up, she looks like a woman, at least that one is established so me likey.

Yield: Honestly, you cannot read. That's all imma say, lol. I'm not going to keep repeating myself to you.

If you can't read, how can you write?

ogugua88: Real men are attracted to "fake" women. Fact. According to honeric, however, "real" men date "fake" women and are then disappointed when they discover that the hair on her head is fake, that she has normal breasts, rather than ginormous melons, that she gets manicures, and that she's generous with Mary Kay makeup. It is presumed then that these "real" men break up with or, according to MrBrownjay's logic, cheat on "fake" women.

If a "real" man breaks up or cheats on a woman for the above reasons, then he is just as fake. If he had true feelings for her at all, then it would be her inner beauty that also attracted him and not just the color of eyeshadow on her lids, or manicured nails, or the length and fullness of a curly weave. A real man would tell the woman she doesn't need those accessories and that she is beautiful just the way she is, flaws and all, rather than ditch her on the notion that her weave and bra make her less of a human. Women don't want reassurances from women. Women want reassurances from men. They do what they do for men, so if a man tells a woman she'd be more beautiful without certain things, she's likely to listen.

If you're so real, then this shouldn't worry you at all. All the real women should be flocking to you sef.

You can do better than this, don't disappoint me

I repeat, real men wouldn't date fake women, like minds attract, fake ends up with fakes like them (moral of the story, don't twist it the oliver style)

Yield: You need to read things before replying. You're twisting things or maybe you're getting confused with something you yourself started. You used the words, "real men" (or did you not read your own post?) and I asked you to give me a defination, which's far from being thorough, by the way. You're missing some major points. It takes a real one to know one, so obviously I can question whether you are one too, since you are so quick to pass judgements on others. Two-way street, my friend. You simply ignored my other questions, or maybe you weren't able to answer them. When you start something, be able to finish it.

I'm not real because I wear weave and makeup? Exactly where did I mention those things (pertaining to me) in my previous posts. But hey, I know I'm not real. I'm merely an illusion, a relentless one too! Like I said in my previous post, those who're so quick to judge others, be it on their outer appearances or 'hear-says' or via any other means, are the ones who needs to be questioned. In other words, you're the one who needs to check yourself.

The post is for the ladies who scream "not a real man", if you aren't in the league, why are you so concerned?

You want to know if i am a real man? sorry you don't need to know because i ain't out to prove that here. the moral of this post is " if you want someone to be real with you, treat you the way you should be treated which is being treated good, then don't "sell" a bad product to them unless you want to face the "i never knew he was like this", he didn't show any of these signs while we were dating or courting".

If you can't live without make up and fake stuffs, then try toning down on them so as to appear a little bit "real" and "yourself".

Whatever happens tomorrow, we remain Barca.

Yield: "Flipping her like a pancake in the bedrooom." You just had to be so *cough, cough* precise explicit, MBJ, didn't you? I kid, I kid. I did mean what I said, MB. I'm sure if a man sees a beautiful woman, he would be stunned by her beauty and then the thought of hitting and running might consume him. We're all s.exual creatures, but men especially think about s.ex more frequently than women, so yes, I wouldn't be surprised if he does think about getting some. That doesn't mean he would, unless the woman is naive enough or she herself's looking to fukc from the get-go. But that is besides the point here. I'm more disturbed by the fact that you think just because a woman is wearing makeup and weave, she's fake! I wouldn't be so quick to call someone fake just because they wear weave and makeup. I think if you were to judge someone based on their physical, you might miss out on a beautiful person on the inside. Quite frankly, the authenticity of the person who cannot look past someone in the physical sense is what needs to be questioned here.




Real men don't waste time on women like that .
Real men? Before we even get started, let's define "who" a real man is. Since you brought it up, I will give you a chance to answer first. "Who" is a real man? And by "who," I don't mean name names, but define what makes a real man, at least according to you. If I disagree, you will know.

"And women like that?" Like how? Just because she's wearing makeup and weave? It's not like she's ho-ing around. She's just wearing weave and makeup. :/

that's why they mostly attract men you are good at using and dumping them .
You're making very wide generalizations here.

does this sound familiar to you? "he dumped me after using and sleeping with me"? .
There was a thread on NL - not long ago - relating to this. Men and women both use each other, whether it be for money, sex, promotion, etc. Nothing new under the sun.

Search Nairaland for the answer you seek, most of the female posters on this forum are very quick to use that word "real men"

real men don't hit and run

dont abuse women

always true to themselves

open doors for his lady

brings tea to her in bed

bla bla bla bla..(e.t.c, you know the rest)

I then ask, why seek a real man if you're not real yourself?

tinkinjo: Is it the El-Rufai that PDP is planning to sent to jail?

almost 4 years after, they are still planning even though he's doing damage to PDP?

Yield: Funny thing's some of you men are complaining now, but if you see an attractive female, with weave and makeup on, I'm sure the fact that she's wearing weave and makeup won't bother you - because you would be too busy thinking about how fine she is.

Thinking how fine she is or thinking or quick to get in and out of her only valuable asset?

Real men don't waste time on women like that, that's why they mostly attract men you are good at using and dumping them. does this sound familiar to you? "he dumped me after using and sleeping with me"?

naijababe: I am never trading GU again, my emotional attachment now fully and completely severed.

Eeyah, pele.. i have reduced the amount of time i spend on these currencies, they can drive you crazy in no time.

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cyprianjr: DO you have the 9 cell ?

No, only 6 cell is available.

A boy found a bag of money and called one FM radio station saying;
Boy: "Hello, I found a lost bag wit $100,000.00, an I.D and a mastercard belonging to one Mr. Ifeanyi Arato, plot 4 Park View Estate, Ikoyi.
Presenter: u r such an honest boy! So, I believe u wnt 2 return d bag?
Boy: No oooo I dey craze? for what? I jst wnt 2 dedicate a song 2 him... play me, MY HELPER OO.. MY HELPER...

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Sorry for the "inspirion" typo. Dell XPS 17 series is available.

1. The Lord na my shepard. I dey kampe.
2. E make me sidon for where better dey flow and come put me next to stream make my body thermacool.
3. E panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness because of Hin name.
... 4. Walaii! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419 and juju people boku, come even join boko haram, reach valley of the shadow of death sef, liver no go fail me. Your rod and staff nko? Na so dem dey like backbone dey comfort me.
5. You don arrange good food on top table make I chop. See bad belle people dey look waa waa. You rub me for head with vaseline intensive lotion. My cup come be like River Niger dey troway dey go.
6. True true, better life and mercy go dey follow me till I quench. And I go tanda gidigba for the house of Chineke from lai lai to lai lai. God Almighty, Na you biko! AMEN.

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pc guru: no my siblings are very happy people, infact it annoys me, the last counselor i spoke to thinks its related to my experience with the death of my father and family dispute at an early age, tried reading some books but doesn't work,

Do you have anything like "blame or guilt" on your mind? like you blame yourself for something that happened a long time ago or you feel guilty for something that happened which you think was your fault?